Disclaimer: Would I be writing this if I owned SaiYuki? No. Also if I did, I wouldn't be known as GirlWithNoLife, now would I? I do own Tsuki though!

Summary: Sanzo's secret has finally been revealed! Now that the boys all know Sanzo's a girl, emotions are going haywire! And with Sanzo's death closely approaching, what is she to do? And who are these strange gods that keep appearing? And who of the boys will win Sanzo's heart?

By the way, this is taking place during the Reload series, so that's what everybody's outfit is.

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The boat was surrounded by Youkai.

"Well, well. That's a mighty big catch." said Gojyo.

"I think they're upset. I imagine they want to avenge their friend." said Hakkai.

"Damn. I already despise this footing." said Gojyo.

"Just don't fall in– You'll be in much worse shape." Sanzo warned. The yokai attacked.

"No one said there was a army!" Gojyo yelled as he fought.

"Just move, you dolt!" Sanzo yelled as she shot more demons. Just then the demons flipped the boat.

"SHIT!" yelled Gojyo as they all fell in. They all fell in water and began to sink.

'Son of a bitch.' thought Sanzo. 'Now I have to swim all the way--' Just then something grabbed her around the waist and started to pull her deeper in the water. It was a couple of Youkai and it seemed they were pulling Gojyo and Hakkai down as well.

"Cocksucker!" cursed Gojyo. "Let the hell go!" For a few seconds Sanzo didn't know what to do. Then she heard a watery voice say in her ear,

Use the Maten Sutra.

Sanzo, in no position to argue, chanted the Sutra.

"MAKKAI TENJYO!" she yelled. The scripture flared out destroying the demons and then there was a huge explosion. Goku looked towards it.

"...Sanzo? Gojyo... Hakkai! SANZO!"

//Meanwhile//

Tsuki ran into a giant pearl white room.

"Anki! Anki! Damn, where the hell are ya?!" he yelled as he looked around. "I need to ask you something!"

"I already told you... I'm not going to tell you how Konzen is fated to die." a almost voiceless voice said. Then a woman with long white hair and deep blue eyes appeared, holding a mirror. She stared at Tsuki with emotionless eyes.

"That's not what I came to ask. It's something else!" Tsuki panted. He had to use magic to get here and since he was in a human body, it really took it out of him. "I need to know... Was it Amaterasu and Uzume who invaded the fifth heaven and stole the Sinner's Crystals."

"Yes."

"Why? What are they planning?" Anki had her eyes closed. Then she looked at him with a stare that made him shiver.

"It is not what they are planing, but what another is planing." she said.

"Make sense, you!" yelled Tsuki. "Who is behind this and what is happening?"

"I cannot tell." Tsuki cursed.

"Well, can you at least tell me what the hell Sanzo and I are up against?" he asked. Her eyes glowed a little, then she said,

"Sanzo fights against the demons, the Magi, 4 gods, soon the humans for awhile, and... the spirits who seek to possess her. You only fight against two... Since your time will run out soon." Tsuki clutched his arm as it began to fade a little. "Your time on this plane is almost up."

"There has to be something I can do! Isn't there anything you can do to help?!" Tsuki yelled.

"The agreement you made... Was for one year only. If there is something you need to do... You must do it quickly." Anki told him. He thought of Konzen.

"I... I want to make sure she's gonna be okay. I want to know that when I'm gone she's going to be taken care of. I just... I don't want to leave her... I want to be with her forever... Just like we promised, but I know! I can't! Because I am the Reaper! But... I want to do all I can for her, no matter what." he said. Anki stared at him.

"...She owes Konzen."

"Huh?"

"Amaterasu owe Konzen. She can at least find a way to give Sanzo more time. The rest will be up to her." Anki told him.

"Really?! Ama-chan can help?! Thanks! For once you were helpful!" Tsuki called as he ran out.

//Back to Sanzo//

Sanzo was in the water, drowning.

...It's dark.

She heard the sound of a river.

I-I can hear water. A river?

Then suddenly there was a shadow over the river.

"What's wrong?" a voice asked.

A shadow? Who is that?

"Hm. Just now..."

Something dazzling...

"I thought I could hear a voice." Suddenly her master's face came into view.

...A light?

Sanzo broke the surface of the water and grabbed on to a floating long with Gojyo.

"Shit... I thought I was d-done for." gasped Gojyo.

"It's certainly been a long time since I last went for a swim." said Hakkai, who grabbed onto a rock

"So how're we gonna climb this thing?" Gojyo asked as he looked up the cliff.

"...You're too close. Move it." Sanzo growled. She did not like anyone being near her.

"Look, you pretentious dick! You're the one who had to blow shit up!" Gojyo yelled as he kicked her under the water. "Your little showoff move knocked us way the hell downstream!"

"Then by all means go back and drown, kappa!" growled Sanzo as she kicked him as well.

"Now, now." said Hakkai.

"Excuse me!" a female voice yelled. They all looked up and saw... Yaone and Dokugakuji! "Is that Sanzo and his party?"

"What the hell happened to you guys?" asked Dokugaku.

"Dokugakuji! Yaone!" yelled Gojyo in shock.

"Ah! Greetings! Long time, no see." said Hakkai. Sanzo growled to herself.

"Great. Perfect timing." she growled. What a day to decide not to wear bandages.

"This may seem abrupt... But you haven't seen Lord Kougaiji anywhere recently, have you?" Yaone asked suddenly.

"Huh? Um, no. Not recently." said Hakkai.

"What, his highness needs saving again?" asked Gojyo.

"I see. Excuse us!" Yaone yelled as she and Dokugakuji started to run.

"Hey! Wait a sec! A little help here?!" yelled Gojyo.

"ACHOO! Shit I'm cold!" complained Gojyo.

"Well, thank you for saving us." said Hakkai. Sanzo was a little red, since they both had their shirts off. She one the other hand, had her shirt and jeans on.

"The almighty Sanzo squad as a capsized trio. You guys suck." laughed Dokugakuji.

"A regular diplomat, this guy." growled Gojyo. Yaone meanwhile, was staring at Sanzo in shock, frozen. When helping her out of the river Dokugaku and Yaone couldn't help but notice Sanzo's female figure. Yaone had gone into complete shock.

"Miss Yaone? Are you alright?" asked Hakkai. She was still frozen.

"...She's frozen." said Gojyo.

"Oh, well. She'll snap out of it eventually." said Dokugakuji.

"You don't seem to surprised, Dokugakuji." said Hakkai.

"Ah, well. I figured it out a while back. Right, Izumi?" said Dokugakuji as he looked at Sanzo. Sanzo quickly grabbed him and hissed in his ear.

"Tell them and I'll kill you, got it?!" she hissed, looking scary.

"Got it! I got it!" exclaimed Dokugakuji. "Sheesh! Don't look so scary."

"Huh?" said the other two boys.

"S-Sanzo-s-san... You're a woman?" Yaone finally asked, still staring.

"Yeah, so?" Sanzo said as she released Dokugakuji.

"Don't worry about it, Yaone. We did know until about few months ago, ourselves." said Gojyo.

"What? You've known her for how long and you never knew she was a girl? Sheesh! Even I figured it out before you." said Dokugaku. Both Gojyo and Hakkai felt as he had stabbed a sword through them.

"Well, anyways... You seemed in a hurry earlier. Did something happen to Mr. Kougaiji?" Hakkai asked, changing the subject.

"Ah... Not as such." said Yaone sadly. "We just got separated, that's all." Sanzo could tell something was wrong.

"But he's still after this sutra, right?" said Gojyo as he held up Sanzo's scripture. "I'm sure he'll find us."

"Oy! Show some care with the merchandise." snapped Sanzo.

"I'm drying it off for you, asswipe!" snapped Gojyo.

"Look. Guys." said Dokugaku, almost sadly.

"If you see Kou, just ditch the sutra... and get the hell away, okay?"

"Huh? Yeah, right. We're not about to sweeten up and hand over--" Gojyo started.

"We don't mean it like that!" Yaone suddenly yelled. Then she calmed down. "Not like... that." Sanzo stared at her.

"Then what do you mean?" she asked. Then Dokugaku noticed something.

"Wait, where's Goku?"

"Huh? Oh– Our group is also separated as a matter of fact." said Hakkai. Dokugaku and Yaone suddenly looked very concerned.

"This is bad!" exclaimed Dokugaku.

"No! If the two of them were to meet and fight one-on-one...!" exclaimed Yaone.

"Huh? What's with you guys all the suuden?" asked Gojyo. "In case you've missed the memo, we're kinda enemies. And enemies fight. Since when is that freak worthy?"

"...What on earth happened to Kougaiji? And more importantly, what happened to you two?" asked Hakkai. Dokugakuji was quiet and Yaone started,

"We..."

"That quite enough." a voice said. They all turned and saw a demon. "Do you intend to betray us? Dokugakuji. Yaone." he continued.

"YOU!" yelled Dokugakuji and Yaone, looking frightened.

"Are you in the business of betrayal? Well, Dokugakuji, Yaone?" the demon asked.

"What're you doing here?!" exclaimed Dokugakuji.

"Why have you come?" asked Yaone.

"...And we get another one." growled Sanzo.

"The three of the seem to be acquainted." said Hakkai.

"Maybe the Mistress was right." the demon continued. "Lady Gyokumen never did trust you two." Yaone and Dokugakuji glared at him.

"Uh, guys? I don't recognize the Drama queen. But if you're gonna have a falling out... Could you do it somewhere else?" said Gojyo, not liking being ignored.

"Of course. You're right. I'm sorry for the tangent– I'm not here for them." the demon said. "My mission is to kill you. Although, I must admit I'm more than surprised to see that the great Sanzo everyone talks about is actually woman."

"Join the club!" scoffed Gojyo.

"No! All of you!" yelled Yaone. "Don't look into his eyes!"

Too Late.

The next thing the Sanzo party knew, they were in a field of skulls.

"Wha... What the hell?!" exclaimed Gojyo.

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