Disclaimer: Would I be writing this if I owned SaiYuki? No. Also if I did, I wouldn't be known as GirlWithNoLife, now would I? I do own Tsuki though!

Summary: Sanzo's secret has finally been revealed! Now that the boys all know Sanzo's a girl, emotions are going haywire! And with Sanzo's death closely approaching, what is she to do? And who are these strange gods that keep appearing? And who of the boys will win Sanzo's heart?

And to Genjo-Sanzo.23, do you really think I would kill Sanzo and Tsuki? Readers: All glare. GWNL: Okay, I would. But it'll depend on how many reviews I get.

By the way, I've noticed that everyone seems to think Kougaiji is a hopeless case? I don't get it. And I'm actually a big fan of SanzoxKougaiji as well as a SanzoxGoku fan, so those two actually have more of a chance of winning than anyone else just for the record.

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Goku had just knocked Kougaiji down now. He was bruised and bleeding all over... but he didn't care. He was panting.

"...Heh. Heh, heh. See? Easy." he wheezed.

"Lord Kougaiji?!" Yaone exclaimed as she and Dokugakuji ran forward towards Kougaiji.

"Kou!" exclaimed Dokugaku.

"Lord Kougaiji!"

"Hang in there, man!"

While Yaone and Dokugakuji fussed over Kougaiji, the Sanzo party walked forward. Goku held up his hand, which Gojyo slapped, before Goku fell back in a faint. The conscious members of the Sanzo party gave Kougaiji a cold looks. Kougaiji sat up as stared at Sanzo with empty eyes.

"Genjyo...Sanzo." he said as he tried to stand.

"My lord?!" exclaimed Yaone. Kougaiji ignored her.

"Give me the Maten--" he started.

"Bite me." Sanzo cold interrupted. Kougaiji stared at her emotionlessly.

"So be it." he said. "Then I'll take it."

"Stop it, Kou! You can't do this!" yelled Dokugakuji in worry. "He broke your goddamn arm!"

"Shut up." growled Kougaiji as he stood, holding his arm. "Get in my way... and I'll kill you too."

"Damn. Would ya look at that?" said Gojyo with a shocked face.

"He certainly sounds like someone we know." said Hakkai nervously. Sanzo twitched, but didn't say anything. Kougaiji just stared at the coldly.

"Bah. If you wanna play, you can bring it." Gojyo said as he summoned his weapon. "This is for killing the monkey, dick." (Note: The monkey's still alive.)

Yaone and Dokugaku were unsure of what to do.

"You sure you'e ready for this, Dokugaku? I'm not going to hold back." Gojyo told his brother. Suddenly Kougaiji threw a flame at the Sanzo party, at which Hakkai created a chi barrier to block it which he found hard. Sanzo and Gojyo then dashed to the sides and Gojyo's weapon went to attack him, but Kougaiji dodged. However, he could not dodge Sanzo's bullet, which shot his arm. She and Kougaiji shared a glare, then fe flipped out of the way, dodging more bullets she shot at him.

"Shit! Did he stop feeling pain or something?!" growled Gojyo.

"It seems we don't have a choice. There's only one way we can stop him now." Hakkai said. When Sanzo heard these words she suddenly thought back to the "date" she and Kougaiji had. How he had suddenly bumped into her, how he had saved her from the runaway carriage, how they had a drink together, and the little talk they had. She growled to herself as she continued to shoot at Kougaiji. Why the hell was she thinking of that?!

"Something's not right." Hakkai said suddenly.

"What?" said Sanzo as she looked at him. Oh, god could he read minds now?!

"Kougaiji didn't exclusively fight with his fire and fog before." Hakkai said thoughtfully, his dragon greed eyes slightly narrowed. "He had that summoning technique, remember?" Sanzo thought for a moment as she reloaded her gun.

"A summoned creature has a contract with his summoner. That may not hold if the summoner gets warped." she said as Kougaiji threw his flame at them. Sanzo and Hakkai barely managed to dodge.

"So, if we follow that train of thought... Then the current Kougaiji can't summon?" Hakkai asked as he summoned a chi ball.

"Looks like it." Sanzo said as she aimed her gun.

"Goddamn...RRGH!" Gojyo said as he pinned Kougaiji. Yaone and Dokugaku still stood there, still unsure of what to do.

"You're in the way. Ether make up your mind or beat it." Sanzo told them.

"Sanzo..." Dokugakuji said as he looked at her.

"It's always some sort of 'I'm doing this for so-and-so' with you. I don't want to hear that bull. What's important is what you want." Sanzo said as she walked towards Gojyo and Kougaiji. Then she raised her gun. "Gojyo, move!" But before she could pull the trigger a smoke bomb appeared.

"Wha– Hack! What the hell?!" coughed Gojyo. When the smoke cleared everyone(including Kougaiji stared in shock.

"Dokugaku... Yaone... What're you doing?" Gojyo asked. Dokugakuji smirked as he suddenly attacked Gojyo with his blade, which Gojyo blocked. Yaone then threw more bombs at Sanzo and Hakkai.

"Sorry, guys! This is our side– Come hell or high water." Dokugakuji yelled. Both he and Yaone were smiling. Kougaiji stared.

"Why--" he started.

"I hate it." Yaone said. "I hate being apart from you, Lord Kougaiji. You may not want this, but we don't care."

"We don't give a rat's ass about Gyokumen Koushu's orders. And I hate to break it to you, but we don't care about your mom, ether." Dokgaku told him as well. "Kou... We have you. That's all we need." Then they charged forward and attacked the Sanzo party.

"Damn– A pretty popular boss-man." smirked Gojyo as he blocked Dokugaku's sword. "That's something we don't have in common."

"No one asked you." growled Sanzo. "And if you don't like me, then why are you always peeking at me?"

"It's three on three, boys. Now I feel better!" said Dokugakuji.

"Ah. It would appear that's not the case." said Hakkai.

"Huh?" said Yaone, who he was fighting with. Goku suddenly appeared above them.

"I'm... BAAAAAAAAACK!!" he yelled as he attacked Dokugakuji who blocked.

"Yeah?" said Dokugaku as he threw him back. "Even better!"

And so the fight went on. Sanzo mainly fought with Kougaiji who kept looking at her weird.

"Lord Kougaiji!" Yaone yelled as she threw smoke bombs. Dokugakuji looked through the smoke for Goku, who had disappeared.

‛Where is he?' he wondered. Suddenly Gojyo's moon blade appeared above him.

"What, that trick again?" he smirked as he knocked it away. Suddenly, Goku appeared above him, ready to strike. However, instead of hitting Dokugakuji he hit...

"KOU!" Dokugaku yelled as Kougaiji fell to the ground.

Kou seemed to go into some kind of dream state.

‛It's dark. Deep... And dark.'

"You may not want this, but we don't care." he remembered Yaone saying.

‛Voices.'

"Kou... We have you." he remembered Dokugakuji saying.

‛Who is that?'

"That's all we need."

‛Who?'

"When a person goes into battle, they're willing to risk everything. To lose everything. How about you? Are willing to risk everything you have?" he remembered Izumi saying.

‛...I see light.'

"KOU!" Dokugakuji yelled. The Sanzo party stared.

"Shit. You see that?" asked Gojyo. "Kougaiji just... defended him."

"Lord Kougaiji!" yelled a concerned Yaone.

"Why, Kou?! Why would you--" Dokugaku started. Suddenly Kougaiji whispered something in Dokugaku's ear. Dokugaku stood.

"Whoa. Um, Kougaiji?" said Goku. Suddenly Dokugaku attacked Goku, who blocked.

"Hey! What the hell?!" yelled Gojyo. Then he noticed they were backed up against a cliff. Just then Sanzo heard someone chanting. It was Kougaiji!

"Scatter! It's a trap!!" she yelled. Then Kougaiji's summoned fiend suddenly appeared. The Sanzo party stared in shock.

"That's his summon monster!" Gojyo yelled.

"Get down!" yelled Hakkai.

"Down where?! It's a cliff!" yelled Goku. Hakkai put a shield up, but they were all thrown off the cliff(boy, that happens to Sanzo a lot.)and into the river.

"Buhaaa!" gasped Goku as he broke surface.

"Water! I am goddamn sick of water!" gasped Gojyo. Sanzo growled as she grabbed a rock.

"...I thought he couldn't summon." she hissed.

"I suppose that means..." Hakkai trailed off as everyone stared at Kougaiji.

"...Kou?" breathed Dokugakuji. Kougaiji suddenly grinned.

"It looks like... I owe you another one." he said. "That's enough for today. But the next time we meet, the sutra will be mine along with something else."

"...Wha? You've gotta be kiddin' me!" yelled Goku.

"Time for you to die." Sanzo growled as she aimed her gun at him.

"Ah, hah, ha, ha! No one respects us." laughed Hakkai.

"You're the ones who're getting off easy!" snarled Gojyo. "You hear me? Hey! Prince stupid!" Kougaiji ignored him as he turned.

"Let's go. I've got something to take care of." he said to his friends. They didn't move. "...What's wrong? You're following me, aren't you? Yaone... Dokugakuji." Yaone looked like she was going to cry and Dokugakuji laughed.

"Ha, ha! You little jerk. Of course we are." he said.

//Later//

Ah... ACHOO!" sneezed Gojyo. "Damn it all to hell."

"You sneeze like an old man, Gojyo." said Goku.

"Those river dunks gave you a cold? Sniff What are you, a fanfic character?" scoffed Sanzo.

"I heard that sniff, you hypocritical bitch!" growled Gojyo. Then with a sigh he laid back. "But what a day, huh? That melodramatic hypnotist earlier was a pain in the ass. Oh, well. At least Tsuki didn't show up."

"Yeah?" said Goku. "I heard ya didn't help with him at all." Gojyo hit Goku.

"C'mere so I can kill you." he growled. "And you weren't even there, midget!"

"Aagh!" Hakkai laughed.

"Ha, ha. But Goku had quite a day of his own, hm? He worked very hard." he said. Goku grinned when he remembered Kon's praised.

"Why so grinny, little baby monkey?" Gojyo teased as he ruffled Goku's hair.

"Shut up! You're th' one that's skinny!" yelled Goku.

"I'm not gonna let that one slide, you." And thus, the fight began.

As they fought, Sanzo remembered what Dokugakuji told her(read the book or watch the anime.).

"–zo. Sanzo?" Hakkai said, snapping her out of her thoughts.

"...What?" she said.

"It's three days to the next town. Do you want to keep going?" Hakkai asked.

"Yes. Wonderful. We got sidetracked again– So what else is new?" she growled. Damn. At this rate, she going to be dead before they finished this suckass mission(literally!). Hakkai laughed.

"At least it looks like Gyumaoh's side has its own share of problems." he said.

"Hey! That reminds me. Why was Kougaiji all prissy before?" Goku asked. Gojyo pulled out a smoke.

"...Oh, y'know." he said. "Probably having bad dreams or something."

//Meanwhile//

Tsuki stood a top an icey peak. He twitched.

"Alright, how the hell did I get here?! ACHOO!! And why is it so damn cooooooooooold!?"

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Ah, finally I got it done! With all the studying I've had to do, I haven't much time to write this.

Now review! Or I shall send Tsuki after you!

Readers: Remembering all the shit Tsuki did to Sanzo. AAAAAAAAAAHHHH!! Reviews!