Disclaimer: Would I be writing this if I owned SaiYuki? No. Also if I did, I wouldn't be known as GirlWithNoLife, now would I? I do own Tsuki though!

Summary: Sanzo's secret has finally been revealed! Now that the boys all know Sanzo's a girl, emotions are going haywire! And with Sanzo's death closely approaching, what is she to do? And who are these strange gods that keep appearing? And who of the boys will win Sanzo's heart?

The polls are fini. Mostly voted for in e-mails. Stay tune to see who won. In the mean time, this is another chapter dedicated to our favorite cross dresser, just because he wasn't in the last few chapters. So there's gonna a little KonzenxTsuki.

By the way, before I forget there's something I need to know... What's a Mary-sue?

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Goku twisted and turned as he slept.

//Dream//

Goku was at a temple. Goku looked around and realized it was the temple Sanzo had taken him after she had found him.

"Goku..." a soft, female voice said from behind him.

"Huh?" Goku turned and saw Sanzo... in a wedding gown!! "S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-Sanzo?!?!?!?!?! W-W-W-W-What are you wearing?!" he exclaimed, blushing redder than the red of an apple.

"My wedding gown, silly. We were just married." Sanzo said.

"WHA?!" gasp Goku. He looked down at his wardrobe and saw he was wearing a tux! "WHA?!"

"It's time for our honeymoon, dear." he heard Sanzo say.

"Huh?!" Goku quickly whipped his head towards her and his eyes became wider than dinner plates as his nose bleed. Sanzo was now naked in front of him, wearing only the tiara and veil.

"Goku... Let's live happily ever after..." Sanzo said sexily. Just then she glomped him!!

"S-Sanzo!? What are you doing?!!!" exclaimed Goku, redder than blood itself as he felt her naked skin on his.

"Take me right here...Goku." Sanzo said as she brought her face closer and... kissed him?!!

//End Dream(for poor little Goku's sake.)//

"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!" Goku screamed loudly as he bolted awake, redder than blood itself.

"Shut up! Some of us are trying to sleep!" Gojyo yelled as he threw a pillow at him. Goku fell out of his bed, being over excited and everything. Goku scramble up, panting heavily. It was a dream. Just a dream. But, god, why was he having those dreams?! Especially about Sanzo! Goku violently blushed as he remembered the naked Sanzo in his dream.

‛Oh, god!! I've turned into Gojyo!!' he whined in his mind as he shook his head quickly trying to rid himself of those bad(and yet oh, so good)thoughts.

//In the morning//

Goku sleepily came down for breakfast the next morning. After that dream last night, he hadn't been able to fall asleep at all. In fact, he had been taking a cold shower for 4 hours straight. He felt like a prune right now.

"Good morning, Goku." Hakkai greeted.

"‛Mornin'." Goku yawned. Man, was he tired!

"What were you screaming about last night?" Sanzo asked as she looked up from her paper. "I heard you from my room." Goku turned cherry red and scurried backwards like a spider away from her and right out a window as he remembered the dream.

"Er, um, er, um er, um, I'm, er, going for a walk! Yeah, a walk!" he said, before running off. Sanzo and Hakkai stared after him.

"What's with him?" Sanzo blinked.

"I have no idea." said Hakkai.

"Ha! He probably had a sex dream about Sanzo.(Bingo!)" joked Gojyo. Sanzo shot a bullet at him.

Goku meanwhile, walked don't the street of the town they were staying in. He couldn't believe he was having those thoughts about Sanzo! He needed to talk to someone, but who? Suddenly she saw a sign.

"Huh? A shrinks office? Well, I am desperate..." he muttered. He took a deep breath, then entered the office. He saw a woman sitting at a desk, reading. The woman had long, ebony black hair and almost glowing, green eyes. The woman looked up at him.

"Why, hello, little boy. What's the problem? Oh, wait... Let me guess," she said as she folded her paper and stood. "You are suddenly having strange dreams about a woman who has raised you for 5 years and who you had thought to be a man until recently, and now you have no idea what to do about yourself, am I right?" Goku gawked at her with wide eyes.

"How did you know?!" he yelled, in shock. The woman laughed victoriously as she flipped her hair.

"My dear little, Go-chan, I know everything about anything that really matters. Tis no challenge for me!" she said. Goku blinked.

"Wait. I know that personality... Tsuki?" he asked. The woman(now discovered to be Tsuki)winked.

"The one and only, little boy! Now, have a seat and lets chat, shall we?" he said as he sat down.

"Forget it! There's no way I'm talking to you! You'll laugh and tease me!" huffed Goku.

"True. But if you won't talk to me, then who will you talk to? Hakkai? Gojyo? Or perhaps, Sanzo. Yes, I think she'll take the fact that you're having sex dreams about her very well, don't you?" Tsuki smirked. Goku glared at him, then sighed, knowing he was right.

"Alright! You already know what's wrong with me, so how do I fix it?"he asked as he laid on the couch.

"Goku, believe it or not, this is perfectly normal for a boy your age. Old or young." Tsuki said.

"Huh?" blinked Goku confused about the last part.

"Well, it depends how you look at it. If you look at it from a 18 year old boy's POV, these feeling are normal because of a thing called hormones, but if you look at it from a 518 year old, than it would be the thoughts of a perverted old man!" Tsuki grinned.

"Are you trying to start something?!" snarled Goku as he shook his fist at him.

"I don't start things, I finish them," Tsuki chuckled. "But seriously, it's normal for you to feel this way. After all, Sanzo is a very pretty woman. And so you're having sex dreams about her, big deal. It's not like you two haven't slept together before."

"What do mean?!"

"Don't you remember? Right after Sanzo freed you, you had a lot of nightmares so Sanzo usually brought you into her bed, where you snuggled up into her stomach. And you did that for, what? 3 years? You were such an idiot! And you still are. You two shared a bed and you never fully realized that San-chan was a woman, how lame!" Tsuki said.

"Ugh..." Goku said, blushing as he remembered when he was a kid. Then something occurred to him. "Wait a minute! How did you know that? That happened years ago! And Sanzo only met ya a year ago, right?" Tsuki smirked.

"That's right. We didn't meet until a year ago, but I had been watching Sanzo much longer before that. But before a year ago, there was no way we could meet." he said, almost sadly.

"Huh?" said Goku, noticing the change.

"Never mind, boyo. Anywho, tell ya what? If you ever feel your hormones or anxieties taking over, fly it off using this!" Tsuki said as he pulled out a broom. Then he sat on it and it floated a few feet off the ground. "It's so simple, even a monkey like you can do it!"

"What are you, a witch?!" exclaimed Goku. Tsuki laughed.

"Kinda."

"...Whatta ya mean... kinda?" Tsuki just laughed.

‛Actually... This reminds me of a long ago, for some reason.' he thought.

//Flash Back//

Konzen and Tsuki were in Konzen's office, talking as Konzen did paperwork.

"Um, shouldn't you read this stuff before you sigh it?" Tsuki asked as he looked at a piece of paper.

"Why? They're my aunt's papers, so why should I want to read them?" Konzen asked as she continued to fill them out.

"True, but you don't want to accidently sign something you don't want to," said Tsuki. "Ama-chan always makes sure she reads her papers before she signs them, so she doesn't accidently sign away her soul."

"Has that ever happened?"

"Actually, yeah. You be surprised how many are in hell because they foolishly sign away their souls." laughed Tsuki. Konzen sighed.

"Well, regardless, I don't want to have to waste my time reading all these." she said.

"Okay, then. I'll read them for ya, then if they're okay, I'll give them to ya."

"You don't have to."

"I know. I'm doing it because I want to."

Konzen tapped her pen nervously. They had been going out together for about a year now, but Konzen still felt like a little school girl. Just being near Tsuki made her blush. It was so annoying.

"Okay, that's the last one!" Tsuki yawned as he handed her the final paper.

"Already?" blink Konzen. Wow, that went fast. Then again, whenever she was with Tsuki, everything went fast.

"Yup. And now... My payment for helping you..." Tsuki said as a playful smirk appeared on his face. Konzen blushed a little, then sighed. She suddenly stood and grabbed his face and kissed him intently. Tsuki was surprised for a moment. Konzen usually let him start the kiss. He closed his eyes, then kissed her back. Ah well. That was why he liked her after all.

While they were making out, Tsuki's hand suddenly moved to Konzen's chest. Konzen suddenly pulled away in surprise.

"Tsuki..." she said. Tsuki stared at her.

"Sorry, bout that. But hey, I'm a man. Men can't help... but do stupid things. But I really do love you Konzen, and I want to make love with you. And know you love me, too, but I also know that you're probably not ready yet, so I can wait. The kissing's realllly good, so I'm happy for now." he told her. When Konzen didn't answer, Tsuki began to panic. "Um... Aren't you going to kill me for groping you?"

"...I would, but you have to go do your work. So, I'll just save your beating until you get back." Konzen said as she looked out the window and saw the sun was setting. Damn. She hated it when the sun went down. Every time it did, it would take her man away.

"Ah! That's right! I gotta go." Tsuki said. Then he peaked Konzen on the check. "I'll see you later, love!" he waved before he started to run off, really fast.

"Slow down, idiot, before you crash into someone!" Konzen yelled as she threw a vase at his head.

"OW!" Tsuki exclaimed as the vase hit him square in the head.

When Tsuki was gone Konzen sat in her office, thinking. She liked Tsuki, she really did, she loved him, but she still blushed when they kissed! How school girl was that? Was she really ready to go further?

Konzen suddenly imagined Tsuki's naked flesh. Turning redder that flames, she threw her pen down in frustration. Damn Tsuki, making her think like this!! When he came back, he was going to get a piece of her mind!(and her fist while she was at it!)

She waited for hours, but... Tsuki didn't come back. Konzen paced her room, as she waited for that stupid bird boy. Where was he? Finally, tired of waiting she went to Amaterasu's office. He liked to see her a lot, maybe he decided to stop at her office before he came to see Konzen. She knocked on Amaterasu's office door.

"Enter." she heard a voice that was warm, yet warning at the same time. Konzen open the door and saw a woman with long dark brown, almost black, hair in a bun, deep lavender eyes, and ivory skin, doing paperwork. She had a aura that was warm and welcoming, but also burning and dangerous.

"Sorry to disturb you, my lady, but I was wondering if you've seen that idiot brother of yours." Konzen asked, as she kept her distance from her. Amaterasu was a lot like her, but everyone, except Tsuki, always kept their distance from her because everyone was afraid that if they got too close, they would be burned.

"...No. He has not returned yet, although he should have returned hours ago. The night's already over." Amaterasu said, not looking up from the documents she was reading.

"What?" said a surprised Konzen. Did something happen to Tsuki?

"He's late from coming back, which probably means he's slacking off down on earth! Which is actually surprising, since he hates it down there." Amaterasu sighed. Konzen was silent. Was Tsuki alright? Was he hurt? Was he even planning on coming back? Amaterasu suddenly stood as she shifted her papers.

"Well, come on!" she said impatiently to Konzen.

"Huh?"

"I'm going down to earth for business, and I don't want to waste time looking for that idiot. So I taking you down there with me to look for him while I attend to business."

"What makes you think I want to waste time looking for him?"

"You kiss him, you find him." Amaterasu said in tone that said ‛Just-shut-up-and-come-on-already-we-both-know-you-want-yo-look-for-him'. "Now come on, you're wasting my time and I don't have all day." Konzen didn't reply, but she followed.

"My lady! Where are you going?" a servant asked as they walked by.

"To earth," Amaterasu said shortly, not wasting time in her answer. "I shall return when my business is finished."

"Ah! But my lady–!" the servant started.

"You don't have a problem with that, do you?" Amaterasu asked in a voice that was honey sweet, yet deathly poisonous.

"N-Not at all! Have a nice trip." the poor said frightened, as he ran off. Amaterasu sighed.

"Let's go." she said to Konzen. Konzen nodded as she followed.

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To be continued! Review for the next chapter!