I am soooo sorry I took so long! Please forgive!

Disclaimer: Would I be writing this if I owned SaiYuki? No. Also if I did, I wouldn't be known as GirlWithNoLife, now would I? I do own Tsuki though!

Summary: Sanzo's secret has finally been revealed! Now that the boys all know Sanzo's a girl, emotions are going haywire! And with Sanzo's death closely approaching, what is she to do? And who are these strange gods that keep appearing? And who of the boys will win Sanzo's heart?

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In a bright flash of light the goddess, Amaterasu, and the goddess, Konzen Douji, appeared in a old stone ruin temple on earth. Konzen looked around.

"...Where are we?" she asked.

"A old temple where humans used to worship gods. I sneak to earth this way to avoid attracting too much attention. Father says it's not good to show yourself too many times to the humans, or they expect you to do everything for them." Amaterasu explained.

"Where should we start?" Konzen asked, still looking around. This was the first time she ever came to earth.

"‛We' don't. I told you, I have business to attend to here. You're looking for Tsuki on your own," Amaterasu said as she took a few steps forward. "You do know your way around earth, don't you?"

"No! I've never been here before!" yelled Konzen. Amaterasu gave her weird look.

"Seriously? You've never been here before? Wow. Aunt Kannon really was over protective of you when you were younger." she said.

"What's that suppose to mean?!" snarled Konzen. Man, who did she remind her of?

"Whatever," sighed Amaterasu. "Since you've never been down here before, I assume you'll need a guide." Konzen turned away in a huff.

"I can handle myself!" she said stubbornly.

"Oh, please. We both know you know nothing of this world, or it's inhabitants. And everyone in heaven knows you can't fight, despite your temper," Amaterasu sneered. "And with all the rampaging Giants, and everything basically chaotic, even a goddess like you would die."

"So, then what are you going to do?" Konzen twitched.

"Well, I'm not going with you. You'll just have to manage on your own. Of course I'll provide you with a guide, I don't want you getting lost down here." Amaterasu said. Then she held her hand up and a bright, firey light appeared in her hands. Suddenly, in the distance Konzen saw a beautiful, shimmering white horse running towards them. Amaterasu petted the horse when it stopped in front of them.

"This is Yasu, he is my steed and shall guide you until you find that brother of mine. You'll have to figure out how to fight by yourself, though." Amaterasu told Konzen as she petted the horse.

"You're actually going to let me wonder alone?" Konzen asked.

"Do you really need me to hold your hand?"

"Not a chance!" Konzen growled. God, she was so going to kill Tsuki for disappearing and making her put up with his sister!

"Good. Now, I'm leaving. If you get into any trouble, call Tenpou. Father knows he'll always come to your aid. Try not to get eaten." Amaterasu then walked away and in flash of light, disappeared.

Konzen glared after her.

"Stupid firewoman," she grumbled as she climbed onto a calm Yasu(no pun intended.). "Alright, Yasu. Let's go find that stupid bird boy." Yasu let out a loud neigh then bolted off quickly into the distance. Konzen held tightly as she looked around for Tsuki and remembered a few things.

"You're kinda cute. But... You look like a really boring person."

She pulled Yasu to a stop, then looked to her left, the wind blowing through her hair.

"Whoa! I really wasn't expecting that. I see. You're not as boring as I thought. In fact you're a pretty interesting person! Especially for a god. You're really fun."

Konzen's eyes shadowed. Tsuki... What had happened to him? He said he would be back, but he didn't. Was he hurt? Or was he... Konzen quickly shook her head. No way. There was no way Tsuki could die. He was the ruler of the underworld for crying out loud! Konzen suddenly narrowed her eyes as she sensed something. She turned and her eyes widened.

"What the hell?!" she yelled. What she saw was a giant stone snake bigger than any mountain Konzen had ever seen. It hissed loudly then struck out at her. Yasu ran, managing to dodge, but it came after her.

‛Well, this is just great! Tsuki, you better be alive so I can kill you and if you're dead, I'll kill you!' Konzen thought as she stood on Yasu's back. Well, time to put all the fighting moves Tsuki taught her to use. When the snake struck at them again, Konzen flipped off Yasu's back and onto the serpent's head. The serpent thrashed violently and Konzen could barely hold on. ‛Okay, now what?' she could just yell for Tenpou. He was her oldest friend and sure as hell knew how to fight better, but... She gritted her teeth. No. No, Tsuki was her lover! She would find him and she would kill him! And she didn't need help for that! "Dammit!" she yelled as she felt power weld up inside her. She was going to find Tsuki, by herself, and then she was going to fry him! By herself! Her hand glowed a light purple, then when she slammed her hand on the snake's head. The snake let out a loud his of pain, then started to dissolve as if a fire had lit up inside it and had burned it through.

When the snake was gone, Konzen landed on her feet with ease and walked away. Now that was done, where to now? Yasu came up to her, but Konzen was deep in thought. If only she had a clue, then it be easy. Suddenly she felt a rain drop on her head and she heard a little thunder. Wait. Thunder...

"I always stop by the Thunder Temple in India after my job. I dunno why, but I always calm down when I'm there."

"Thunder Temple..." Konzen gasped aloud. She swung herself onto Yasu and yelled, "To the Thunder Temple!" Yasu reined back dramatically, then shot off running faster then the wind itself.

After many hours of riding, they finally made it to India. Right now they were in front of a giant golden temple. Konzen noted that it was night now and the moon was full. For some reson her face was red and she was panting a little.

‛Why does it feel like I'm always running after him?' Konzen thought as she wiped some sweat from her head.

"Tsuki? Tsuki!" she yelled loudly. He just had to be here, he just had to be. She twitched. She was sooo irritated. She took a deep breath and yelled, "TSUKI YOMI! IF YOU DON'T COME OUT THIS MINUTE I SWEAR I WILL MAKE YOUR DEATH PAINFUL!"

"Like... You would kill me any other way..." a voice panted. Konzen gasped then turned and saw Tsuki, leaning against a tree, panting as well. His wings look torn and burned. Konzen stepped forward.

"Your wings..." she said almost sadly as she touched them gently.

"Hm? Oh! Yeah, well, you see after I finished my job, I got into a fight with Susanowa, my older brother, and he zapped my wings. That's why I didn't return to heaven. I'm sorry if I worried you. But I'm alright except for my wings, but I can put them away and they can heal. I didn't pull them back earlier because they stung a little." Tsuki explained as he put his wings back.

"So... You're really okay?" Konzen asked in a low voice.

"Uh... Yeah?" Tsuki said cautiously.

"Oh, well in that case..." Konzen suddenly had a gun in her hand. "I'm gonna kill you!! Do you know how frickin' worried I was about you?!" It was taking all of Tsuki skills to avoid the bullets of rage. Right now he looked like a rap/swing dancer. "I even had to go to your sister, who by the way, is a bitch!"

"Eh? You went to my sister?"

"Of course! Do you know how worried I was about you?" Konzen said as she finally calmed down. Tsuki looked a little surprised, then started to laugh a little, causing Konzen to twitch. "You think this funny?" she growled.

"It's not that!" Tsuki said quickly. "I'm happy. It makes me really happy to know that you worried and waited for me. I know that's not a good thing, but it makes me, really, really happy." Konzen sighed then folded her arms.

"You are easily pleased." she said. Tsuki hugged her from behind.

"I'm only happy because it was you. You're my happiness. Everything you do makes me happy, Konzen. I love you. And... I'm really, really glad you love me too." he told her. Konzen couldn't see it, but he was blushing a little. Konzen smiled.

"Really? In that case... Make me happy too." she said.

"Huh?" said a completely confused Tsuki.

"Do I have to spell it out for you? I love you. And now I want to make love." Konzen told Tsuki flat out. Tsuki looked shocked for a few moments then blushed violently.

"A-Are you sure? I mean, it's not like a wedding ring! One you give it, it's gone and can't be taken back..." he stuttered.

"I know. But I can't think of anyone I'd rather have my first with than you. You do want to do it, don't you?" Konzen asked.

"Of course I do!" Tsuki said as he hugged Konzen. "I love you." Konzen hugged him Then started to kiss him.

(A/N: I'm gonna end this now because I don't do lemons.)

//End Flash back//

//Back to the present//

"Tsuki!" a voice yelled, bring Tsuki out of his flash back.

"Hm? Oh, San-chan!" he greeted the blonde monk happily who was looking at him with a sweat drop.

"What are you doing here?" she asked.

"Earning a few bucks. Unlike you, I don't have a credit card."

"Don't you need a licence to do this?"

"So what's your point?" Sanzo sighed as she turned.

"Goodbye." she said as she started to leave.

"Hold up. You came here for a reason, so let's talk," Tsuki said, stopping her. "Or wait. Let me guess. You just had a very vivid sex dream about a little monkey and a certain little demon prince, correct?" Sanzo blinked.

"How do you always know?!" Tsuki chuckled.

"I'm good at these kind of things. It's alright! You're a young woman who's surrounded by handsome men all the time! It's natural. Just sleep with someone and the dreams will go away! I mean, you got that charm against pregnancy, so you have nothing to worry about!" he told her. Sanzo gave him a evil glare with a dark aura.

"Look. I already told you, the day I want to sleep with anyone is the day monkeys fly!" she growled. Just then Goku came soaring through a open window on a broom and out the other.

"WAHHHH!!!" he yelled as he flew by them. Tsuki opened his mouth to say something, but Sanzo cut him off.

"One word and I'll put a hole in your head." she growled. Tsuki clamped his mouth shut, but smiled devilishly as he chuckled.

In the light of moon and star we became closer than ever. We became one. And even though you don't remember I will always cherish that moonlit night that back then... Was ours and ours alone.

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Okay, people, here's the drill. I've narrowed the plane field for Sanzo's lover to three people: Tsuki, Goku, and Kougaiji. Why? Simple.

I can't see Gojyo and Sanzo together. They hate each other. The best I can see them at is friends. That's it. And as for Hakkai, he's still in love with Kanan.

I figured I'd give Tsuki a chance because as annoying as he is, I love the guy and he knows Sanzo better than anyone and he did love Konzen.

And the reason I'm giving Goku a chance is because let's face it, in the manga no one loves Sanzo more than him(and I don't frickin care about the age! If Goku wins, I'll fix the age difference!).

And as for Kougaiji, I dunno. I just think they would be cute together.

This will be the last time I ask this question, so please get your votes in!(and if you've already voted, please vote again!). Remember, bachorlars are:

Kougaiji

Goku

Tsuki