Disclaimer: Would I be writing this if I owned SaiYuki? No. Also if I did, I wouldn't be known as GirlWithNoLife, now would I? I do own Tsuki though!
Summary: Sanzo's secret has finally been revealed! Now that the boys all know Sanzo's a girl, emotions are going haywire! And with Sanzo's death closely approaching, what is she to do? And who are these strange gods that keep appearing? And who of the boys will win Sanzo's heart?
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Tsuki Yami went through some ancient texts inside a fancy pants temple. He let out a loud growl as he threw some texts aside.
"Nothing! Not one frickin' thing on where Amaterasu might be! I don't believe this! Her soul was suppose to be sealed in a century sleep in flames, how did she wake up in the first place? I think I pulled a few stings to get her reincarnated, but even so she shouldn't have her powers. And she defiantly shouldn't have been able to infiltrate heaven. And I can't even begin to figure out how she and Uzume found each other." Tsuki growled to himself as he ran a hand through his hair.
‛More importantly... is she friend of enemy this time?' he wondered as his eyes shadowed.
Tsuki, Konzen, Kenren, Tenpou, Amaterasu, Goku, and Uzume had just escaped heaven and were now hiding on earth. The others were all resting and he was talking to Amaterasu.
"Why did you that? You're suppose to inherit heaven and now you're betraying it? What's going on?" he had asked her. Amaterasu's hair was down in a more relaxed. She hesitated before she said,
"I have my reasons. Let's just say that, for now, you were more important to me than father."
"Really? I was more important to you than father?" Tsuki asked, truly surprised.
"Of course. You're my little brother. I have to look out for you. You need me." Amaterasu told him.
"You bet I do! Thanks for coming with us, sis! I know you sacrificed a lot today, and I'm probably a terrible person for saying this, but... I'm really glad you did. And don't worry! It may take a thousand years, but I promise that someday we'll all find a place where we can all be happy. I especially promise... That I'll find a place where you don't have to be alone." Tsuki told her. Amaterasu was silent, then said,
"Don't make promises you can't keep, Tsuki-Yomi. But thank you."
‛That was one side of her, but...' Tsuki actually flinched as he remembered another time.
"Susanowa! He will find me there! He has already taken everything I care about! No, I just want to die! Let me die!" she cried.
"You can't mean that..." Tsuki said as he reached a hand towards his sister.
"Shut up!!" she yelled as she smacked it away. "I hate you! I've always hated you! Don't speak to me anymore you... You devil!"
Tsuki's eyes were dark as he put a book back. He really missed his sister, but he never knew if she hated him or not. Suddenly something fell to the floor with a light clunk, bringing him out of his thoughts.
"Huh? What's this?" he wondered as he bent down and picked up a strange looking device. It looked like a small globe with a small dragon in it. "It looks familiar..." Just then he remembered something. "Oh right! I have to give Sanzo her hormone pills or Hakkai'll kill me!" He stuffed the object in his pocket, not knowing the havoc it would soon cause.
//later//
"So how long do we have to stay here?" Gojyo asked as he leaned back in chair.
"Until Tsuki comes with Sanzo's hormone pills. I don't want a repeat of last time." said Hakkai as he drank some tea.
"Are you sure Sanzo's okay? It sounds like she's in real pain." Goku said worriedly.
"It's just craps, don't worry. When Tsuki gets here and gives her her pills, she'll be fine." Hakkai assured him. Hakuryu kyuued from Hakkai's shoulder.
"Damn. Why does it seem we're always waiting for him?" Gojyo muttered.
"Because I'm the only one with the pills." a voice said right next to his ear. Gojyo jumped and saw Tsuki this time a woman with long red hair and green eyes. Gojyo and Goku jumped.
"GAHH!!" they yelled as they both fell back.
"Dammit! Why do you always sneak up on us?!" Goku yelled as he held his heart. Tsuki laughed.
"Because it's fun, duh!" he said as he opened his bag. "Now, time to find Sanzo's hormone pills. Now, where are they? I know they're in here somewhere..." he said as he started to throw things out of his bag. First he threw out a lamp, then a Buddha statue, then a poker table, then a few other things. Goku, Gojyo and Hakkai were all watching with wide eyes.
"Uh... Just how big is that thing?" Goku asked.
"No idea," said Tsuki as he continued to dig. Then he brought out a dead goldfish bowel. "So that's what happened to Fishy." he muttered. By now he had brought out, a lion, a elephant(don't ask how it all fit in the room.), a car, a band, and sleepy ghost. "Found it!"he exclaimed finally.
"Good! Now, I'm going to sleep! Good night!" the ghost huffed as he flew back into Tsuki's bag. The others stared after him, then Tsuki closed his bag.
"Okay... I'm gonna go give Sanzo her pills now before she goes nuclear." he said as he went into the room where Sanzo was staying, leaving his bag. When he was gone, Goku and Gojyo ran over to Tsuki's bag and opened it.
"There's nothing in here!" exclaimed Goku.
"But how?! We just saw him pull all that stuff out!" exclaimed Gojyo. Hakkai sweat dropped.
"You two really shouldn't be going through other people's stuff." he said, but of course they ignored him.
"Hey, what's that?"
"I don't know. WHOA!!"
//Meanwhile//
"Hiya San-chaaaaahh!" Tsuki yelled as he avoided a bullet.
"Tone down the perky." Sanzo growled menacingly as she held up her gun.
"Toning it down. Here are your pills by the way." Tsuki said as he tossed her the hormone pills. Just then they both heard horrified screams.
"What's that?" Sanzo asked.
"Oh, nothing. The boy were just digging in my bag and woke up the giant sludge monster. Don't worry, it's friendly. It won't kill them. I think." Tsuki told her.
"Oh, okay," said Sanzo. Then she noticed something bulging in Tsuki's pocket. "Hey what's that?" she asked.
//500 years before//
//In Tenkai//
"Goddammit, Tsuki!" Konzen growled as the papers rained down on her. "Watch where you're going!" She was taking some papers to her aunt when Tsuki suddenly plowed into her.
"Sorry! But look what I found in Auntie's office." Tsuki said as he held out a small globe with a small dragon in it. Konzen blinked.
"What's that?" she asked.
//492 years later//
//At Kinzan Temple//
A 8 year old Kouryuu was sweeping the temple grounds. Her master was away on business and so was Shuei, so she was alone basically except for a few monks who bully her and make her do all the chores. She gave a irritated sigh. They were so gonna get it at training. She didn't know it, but she wasn't alone. Up in a tree, watching over her was a ghost. But not just any ghost. A man with long purple hair and deep amethyst eyes, who we all know as Tsuki. He was wearing a black jacket, a grey shirt, a loose black tie, and long black jeans with a black medallion on a silver chain and a silver shoulder ring. Kouryuu couldn't see him because he was a ghost right now and in this form no one could see, hear, or feel him. Little Kouryuu gave a irritated sigh.
"This is sooo boring. I hope Master Sanzo, or Shuei comes home soon. It's so lonely when they're not here." she muttered to herself. Tsuki, who was watching her, chuckled.
"If only she knew." he said with a sad smile. It was painful to be so near his past lover, but he was happy just to be near her. That was enough. Suddenly Kouryuu found something among the leaves.
"Huh? What's this?" she wondered.
//Meanwhile//
//15 years in the future//
"Oh, this? I found it in a old temple. Don't know what it is, though." Tsuki said as he pulled a stone out of his pocket.
"A temple? You stiole from a temple?" Sanzo asked flatly.
"I wouldn't put it like that, but yes," Tsuki said. "So do you know what it is?" Sanzo sighed.
"Let me see it."
//Meanwhile//
//In Tenkai 500 years ago//
"I have no idea, but isn't it cool?" said Tsuki as he showed Konzen.
"I guess. Wait. You stole in from Auntie, as in old hag? As in she'll kill you for stealing from her." Konzen asked.
"I prefer to call it ‛Diebstahl'." said Tsuki.
"What's that mean?"
"Stealing. But I'll return it later," Tsuki told his girlfriend. "So you know what this is?"
"I dunno. Give it here." Konzen said as she held her hand out.
///492 years later//
//At Kinzan Temple//
Kouryuu bent down to pick up the strange stone, but the moment she touched the stone a bright blue light surrounded her.
"Wha?!" she screamed as it enveloped her.
//Meanwhile//
//15 years in the future//
Tsuki handed Sanzo the stone, but the moment it touched her skin a bright blue light surrounded her.
"What the hell?!" she exclaimed before it enveloped her.
//Meanwhile//
//In Tenkai 500 years ago//
"Okay, here!" Tsuki handed Konzen the stone, but the moment it touched her skin a bright blue light surrounded her.
"What the hell?!" she exclaimed before it enveloped her.
"Konzen!" Tsuki yelled.
The next thing he knew, a woman with short blonde hair, violet eyes and a priest robe took the place of Konzen. Tsuki noted that the woman‛s face looked just like Konzen's and he realized what had happened.
"Oh..."
//At Kinzan Temple//
"Shit!" Ghost Tsuki exclaimed as Konzen appeared in Kouryuu's place.
//15 years in the future//
"Not again!!" whined Tsuki Yami as Kouryuu appeared.
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Looks like Tsuki did it again. I wonder who's gonna kill him first...
For those who are confused(like me), here's what happened. Sanzo was teleported to Konzen's time, and Konzen was teleported to Kouryuu's time, and Kouryuu was teleported to Sanzo's time.
Sorry if this chapter was confusing and unexciting, but it'll get better!(Sanzo's in Tenkai for crying out loud.).
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