Okay, polls are closed! Stay tune to see who won! Now, on to the madness!
Disclaimer: Would I be writing this if I owned SaiYuki? No. Also if I did, I wouldn't be known as GirlWithNoLife, now would I? I do own Tsuki though!
Summary: Sanzo's secret has finally been revealed! Now that the boys all know Sanzo's a girl, emotions are going haywire! And with Sanzo's death closely approaching, what is she to do? And who are these strange gods that keep appearing? And who of the boys will win Sanzo's heart?
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"Oh, this isn't good. This isn't good at all!" Tsuki said to himself as he held an unconscious Kouryuu. Oh, this really wasn't good at all! There were three men, who were going to be very angry with him when they found out what had happened, just down the hall! Not to mention a goddess in heaven, who was probably going to strike him down any minute! Oh, hell! Why did this always happen to him? He began to talk to himself as he paced back and forth. "Okay... Deep breath. Now think! This happened before, right? Now what did you do? Oh, right. You panicked. Don't wanna do that, that always makes things worst. Now, what else did you do? Oh, right. I went to Ama-chan. Well, that would be a great idea except for one thing: You don't know where she is! Oh, why me?" he whined.
Finally after a few minutes of talking to himself he decided to go to the others, but when he came to their room, he heard a bunch of loud screaming.
"What's going on?" he asked oh so innocently as he opened the door, making sure to keep Kouryuu hidden behind him as he entered.
"Tsuki! Thank goodness!" said Hakkai, who was keeping a giant green blob away from him with his chi blasts.
"Tsuki! Do something how about this thing!" Goku, who was trapped in the blob with Gojyo, cried as he struggled. "It came out of your bag, so you must know how to stop it, right?" Tsuki just had to sweat drop.
"And why were you in my bag in the first place?" he asked, making sure to hold Kouryuu behind him, clear out of sight. Good thing she was so small and light.
"Never mind that!" yelled Gojyo as he thrashed violently. "What kind of moron keeps a giant blob in their bag?!" Tsuki gave him a flat stare.
"You know you shouldn't insult the person you need help from." he said as he held his index finger up, still holding Kouryuu with one arm. He spun it clockwise in the air and his bag started to wiggle. Then it suddenly started to jump up and down. Hakkai backed away in shock as he watched it. It hopped over towards the blob, who saw it coming, and started to crawl away, leaving Gojyo and Goku behind.
"Ugh... OW!" Goku cried as the bag jumped on his head and after the blob creature. Gojyo, Goku, and Hakkai all sweat dropped as they watched the bag chase the blob back and forth like a pac-man. Finally the bag caught the blob and began to eat it, making the boys of the Sanzo party sweat even more. Then the bag burped and went motionless. The boys stared at it.
"Okay, then..." said Gojyo, edging away from the bag while making a mental note to never go near that thing again.
"What the hell is with that thing?!" said Goku as he poked it with his nyoi-bo. "Is it possessed or what?!"
"Not possessed. Enchanted. Big difference. And I wouldn't poke it, unless you want it to eat you." Tsuki told him. Goku immediately retracted his rod and backed away from the monster bag.
"Hey, where's Sanzo?" he suddenly asked. Tsuki began to sweat a storm.
"Um, yeah. About her... I can only tell you if you promise not to get mad." he said.
"Huh?! What did you do to Sanzo this time?!" Goku suddenly yelled.
"What makes you think I did something?" Tsuki asked, offended. Everyone sweat dropped at him.
"Are you kidding me?" asked Gojyo.
"Okay, okay. Point taken," said Tsuki. "But really, it isn't my fault this time!" Hakkai felt a deep feeling of dread in the pit of his stomach.
"Tsuki... what happened to Sanzo now?" he asked, almost in a moan.
"Uh... She got switched."
"Switched? Switched with who?" asked Goku, annoyed.
"Um, herself."
"Huh?" Tsuki brought the still sleeping Kouryuu from behind him and held her in front of himself like a shield.
"Say hi to Kouryuu, Sanzo's younger self!" he said a little too cheerfully for the situation. The others looked badly drawn for a few minutes then they all yelled in rage,
"TSSSSSSUKIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!"
//Meanwhile in Houtou Castle//
"Huh? What was that?" asked Lirin.
"It sounded like the Sanzo party." said Yaone.
"You're right. And. Man do they sound angry." said Dokugakuji.
"Sanzo and Gojyo I can understand, but I wonder who could make Goku and Hakkai so angry?" said Kougaiji.
//Back to the Sanzo party//
"Remember I have a child!" Tsuki said as he held Kouryuu up as a shield.
"How... How did you manage to turn Sanzo into a child?!" Hakkai asked, positively livid with rage.
"I didn't! Not that it hasn't happen before. I just got her switched!" Tsuki said quickly, circling away from Hakkai. "Sanzo, our Sanzo, is 500 years in the past, and her, er, ancestor, is in little Kouryuu's time and little Kouryuu's with us."
"So you're telling me you somehow managed to switch out three people?" growled Gojyo as he took a few steps towards Tsuki. "How the hell did you manage to do that?!"
"It wasn't just me! I had help from me!" Tsuki said, now backing away from Gojyo as well. "Arg! It's too complicated to explain!"
"You've done a lotta things, Tsuki, but this has to be the dumbest!" Goku yelled at him as he started towards Tsuki as well.
"Apparently you haven't known me very long! This is only the 3rd dumbest!" Tsuki yelled. Now they all had him backed into a corner. "Remember, if you kill me, we'll never get Sanzo back!" All the boys stopped their advances, but gave him evil looks(mainly Goku.). Tsuki let out a sigh of relief.
"Okay, first things, first. We gotta decide what to tell Kouryuu when she wakes up." he said as he sat on a bed.
"What's wrong with the truth?" Goku asked, oh so innocently. Tsuki gave him a flat look with a sweat drop.
"You're kidding, right?" he asked.
"What? Why can't we tell her the truth?" Goku asked, snapping a little. Tsuki sweat dropped and sighed.
"Hakkai, explain to him, please."
"Goku... How would you react if someone told you that you were brought to the future by a crazy, clumsy, cross-dressing mage, and you were on a journey to stop a resurrection of a demon king that caused the demon population to go psychotic? Let's not forget to add in the child you've been raising for six years and your taboo and murderer friends are going with you?" Hakkai asked.
"And lets not forget to add the fact that she has habit of killing in the future." added Gojyo as he pulled out a smoke. Goku looked thoughtful.
"Weeelll... I'd think you think you were crazy, and would be very afraid of you because you admitted to being a murderer, and then I guess I run away to see if you were telling the truth or not." he said.
"Good monkey, someone give him a banana. Now here's what I suggest: We lie like dogs. Now, I usually don't lie if I don't have to, but if it's for Sanzo, I'll do it!" said Tsuki as he shifted Kouryuu. "So you leave that part to me. I'm good at lying." Then he noticed Goku looking sad. "What now?" he asked irritably.
"I just realized... Sanzo won't recognize us, will she? She'll have no idea who we are." he said mournfully. Tsuki sighed.
"True. But look at it this way! Since she's a kid there's a more of chance she'll talk to you than when she's an adult, so you'll be able to find out more about her!" he told him.
"That's right," said Hakkai gently. "And besides, she's still Sanzo, just... smaller."
"And..." said Gojyo as he swung a arm around Goku's shoulders. "With Sanzo midget size, we have a lot have fun with her! And think of all the things we can get away with!"
"Hey, that's right!" said Goku, seemingly cheered up. "We won't have to get up as early!"
"I can stay out all night!"
"I can eat as much as I want!"
"No more getting shot at!"
"No more harisen!"
"This is awesome!!" they both cheered. Tsuki laughed. At least they weren't mad anymore.
"And best of all... I can tease the kid all I want!" said Gojyo with a victory back ground behind him. "This is going to be so great!"
"Gojyo, I forbid you from picking on Sanzo in her current condition. She's only 8 after all..." said Hakkai firmly, totally crashing his parade.
"Oh! That reminds me!" said Tsuki suddenly. "I need Gojyo and Goku to go buy Kouryuu some new clothes. I mean, the robes are cute, but I don't think she can travel to India in them."
"Wait. So we're still continuing west?" asked Goku.
"Well, duh! Look, in case you've forgotten, you're all on a very important mission and can't afford to delay! Besides, it'll be better for all of you if you travel while you have Kouryuu with you." Tsuki told him.
"Why do I have to go shopping for the kid's clothes? And why do I have to go with the monkey?" grumbled Gojyo.
"Because I have to stay here and take care of Kouryuu and I don't think any of you want me to be left alone with her. Oh! An make sure you buy her boy clothes, understand?" Tsuki told them.
"I still don't see why we have to go buy kid's clothes." grumbled Goku.
"Would you rather look in my bag?"
"We're going! We're going!" Gojyo and Goku both yelled as they quickly ran out. Tsuki let out a sigh as he looked at Hakkai.
"I'm really sorry. I never meant for this to happen." he said sorrowfully. Hakkai sighed.
"I know. But I just don't understand how this stuff keeps happening to you."
"Me nether."
"You know you can put her down now. We're not mad anymore."
"It's not you I'm worried about. Trust me, the moment I put her down, a very angry goddess is going to strike me down."
//In Tenkai//
Kanzeon glared at Tsuki through her lake.
"You can't hold the kid forever, boya." she growled as her hands sparked dangerously.
"Lady Kanzeon..." said Jiroushin with a sweat drop.
//Later on earth//
Kouryuu moaned as she opened her eyes.
"Well, it appears the little angel is awake." a voice said. Kouryuu shot up and jumped away from Tsuki. She looked around.
"Who... Who are you?! And where am I?" she demanded in a cute voice disguised as a boy's. Tsuki giggled.
"My. She's just as Koumyou described her. Right, Kai-san?" she said to Hakkai.
"Huh? Uh, right." said Hakkai, playing along.
"Huh? You know Master Sanzo?" Kouryuu asked as she tilted her head cutely.
"Oh! Please forgive our rudeness! I'm Tsuki Yami and this is Hakkai. We're both good friends of Koumyou. And you must be little Kouryuu-chan! Oh, he's told me so much about you! But no amount of word could describe how cute you really are!" Tsuki said.
"Uh huh..." Kouryuu said as she took a few steps back from him nervously. Well, (s)he acted like someone her master would befriend, but still...
"Oh, silly me! Your probably wondering why you're here! Well, we were sorta wondering that ourselves. You see a monkey boy, who isn't here right now, saw you being carried off a bunch of demons and so he saved you," Tsuki lied. Hakkai stared at him. He was good... "Do you remember anything?"
"Just a big flash of light..." Kouryuu said slowly, eyeing Tsuki suspiciously. She felt like she could trust her and yet for some odd reason she felt the need to send him through the roof, but she suppressed that feeling(for now).
"Ah! That must have been a trap set by the demons to capture you! You were very lucky Goku, the monkey boy, saw you or you would be dead now," Tsuki said as he clapped his hands together. "Well, not to worry! Kai-san and his friends will get you back to Koumyou, no prob!" Kouryuu frowned, then looked at Hakkai.
"You're Hakkai, right?" she asked him. "How do you know my Master?"
"Huh? Oh, well, you see we met on the road one day and began to talk." Hakkai said quickly.
"What are you doing here and what is here? And where are you from?" Kouryuu asked, pelting him with questions. Hakkai laughed nervously. Tsuki had warned him about this.
"I'm traveling with my friends to complete an errand. Oh, and this is (insert a village name here). Also I'm from further east." he said.
"What's the errand?" Hakkai just laughed nervously as he sweat dropped. Were kids suppose to be this inquisitive?
Suddenly the door was thrown open, and Goku and Gojyo dashed in, panting.
"Goodness! What happened?" asked Hakkai at their appearance.
"Oh, man, Hakkai, crossdresser! Next time you want to buy the kid clothes, do it yourself! Everybody kept giving me and Goku weird looks when they saw we were shopping for little kids clothes! I am never doing that again! Not even you can make me!" said Gojyo. Then he saw Kouryuu, who was staring at him curiously. "So you're awake, eh, kid? Good. Here. Put these on." He tossed the new clothes he and Goku had bought at Kouryuu, who looked at him suspiciously.
"Why are you giving me this? I don't have anything to give you guys in return. I have nothing to pay you with." she told them. Why were they giving her new clothes? No one ever gave her anything. Did they want something from her?
Gojyo blinked at her.
"Huh? What's that about? I didn't ask for anything, squirt!" said Gojyo as he lightly bonked her on the head.
"Ow! Hey! I just wanted to let you know! I have nothing to give any of you! So leave me alone, you dumb cockroach! Who are you anyway?" Kouryuu snapped as she gave him a cute glare.
"Why you little brat! You're going to get it!" yelled Gojyo.
"Stop that, Gojyo," ordered Hakkai, then to Sanzo he said, "You don't have to give us anything. Consider them a gift."
"But..." Kouryuu started.
"Just take 'em, Kouryuu." said Goku as he sat on the bed next to Kouryuu. He figured that he should call her by her kid name. He gave a goofy grin. "We can't have ya running around naked! Though that would be funny..." Kouryuu blinked at him.
"You... you're the one who saved me, right?" she asked.
"Huh?" blinked Goku.
"Yup!" interrupted Tsuki. "That's Goku-chan! Aka: Monkey boy! And the not-so-pretty-red-head over there is Gojyo, aka: cockroach water sprite."
"Hey!" both Goku and Gojyo yelled. Tsuki just laughed as he stood.
"Well, I gotta go now, but I'll be back to check on you! Later!" Tsuki then ran out before the boys could attack him.
When he was outside, he suddenly realized something.
"Uh-oh... Kouryuu's inside..." he said as the clouds suddenly started to gather. He held up a sign that read, ‛Yipes!' then he was suddenly struck by a large bolt of lightening. Now he was singed and he held up a sign that read, ‛OW!' Then he started to get struck by lighting over and over.
//In Tenkai//
"Keep ‛em coming, Jiroushin, I'm on a role!" The Kanzeon said as she held a bazooka labeled, ‛Lighting gun 2000'. Jiroushin sweat dropped.
"You're enjoying this too much..." he said.
//Back on earth with the Sanzo party//
After Tsuki left Hakkai sighed.
"Well, anyway... You change into your new clothes and we'll all go eat." he said to Kouryuu. Kouryuu looked at them with a tiny glare.
"I'm not changing with you all in here." she said.
"Well, it seems her personality is the same as ever." mumbled Gojyo before he left the room.
"He was fine before you came back, Gojyo." said Hakkai as he followed in suite. Before Goku left he turned to Kouryuu.
"When you're done changing, come down stairs. We'll have Sukiyaki!" he said.
"Uh... okay." Kouryuu said, not knowing what else to say really. When Goku left, she looked at the clothes. It was a white short sleeved shirt and long white pants. She sweat dropped. Did these people have a thing for white or something?(Gojyo: Hey! They were on sale!) Kouryuu sighed, but put them on. She looked out the window. She wondered what Koumyou was doing...
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Ah, man! Tsuki screwed up big time! Who do you think will kill him first? Goku, Sanzo, Gojyo, Amaterasu, Kanzeon, Konzen, or Hakkai?