Disclaimer: Would I be writing this if I owned SaiYuki? No. Also if I did, I wouldn't be known as GirlWithNoLife, now would I? I do own Tsuki though!

Summary: Sanzo's secret has finally been revealed! Now that the boys all know Sanzo's a girl, emotions are going haywire! And with Sanzo's death closely approaching, what is she to do? And who are these strange gods that keep appearing? And who of the boys will win Sanzo's heart?

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Meanwhile in Tenkai 500 years ago, Tsuki-Yomi stared at Genjyo Sanzo in shock.

"Oh shit!! What the hell did I do now?!" he whispered to himself as Sanzo held her forehead.

"Uugh. . . Tsuki? What the hell just happened?" Sanzo asked as she swayed a little.

"Eh? You know me?" Tsuki-Yomi blinked as he pointed at himself. Sanzo blinked at him.

"Are you shitting me? Of course I know you! I don't know how you changed out of your drag so fast in that blast of light, but I'd the man who brings chaos into my life anywhere!" she growled. Then she noticed she was no longer in the hotel room but in some kind of heavenly hall. "Where the hell are we?"

"Uh... Oh! You're in Tenkai. Uh, look this may seem strange, but what year are you from?" Tsuki asked. Sanzo blinked at him, confused.

"What? What the hell kind of question is that?" she asked.

"Just answer please." Sanzo gave him a strange look then said,

"The year(insert year of Gyumaoh's resurrection here.)."

"Whoa! That's 500 years in the future!!" Tsuki exclaimed with wide eyes. Oh, hell! He was in trouble!

"Nani?! What the hell are you going on about?!" exclaimed Sanzo.

"Okay, long, long story short, I accidently switched you and my girlfriend, who is gonna be very pissed off at me when she finds out what I did." Tsuki explained. Sanzo blinked twice and there was a silence.

"YOU DID WHAT?!!!!" she suddenly yelled, very, very loudly.

"Shh!! Keep it down!" Tsuki hissed in a low voice as he held a finger in front of his lips.

"Tsuki, I don't know how you did this, but you better fix this, or I'll fix you permanently!" Sanzo growled as she grabbed him by his collar. Dammit all! Why did he always do this to her?!

"Chill! Chill, angry fire woman of hell!" Tsuki said as he pulled back. "I'm a god. I'm a man; I can handle this." He fidgeted for a few minutes then said, "I can't handle this! I need Ama-chan, c'mon angry monk woman."

"The name's Sanzo, bird boy!" Sanzo hissed as she followed.

They went to Amaterasu, who was talking with Uzume.

"Tsuki-Yomi... What's this?" Amaterasu asked. Sanzo couldn't help but stare at her. Amaterasu's hair that used to be a dark brown was now pitch black and hung around her ivory face, but what make Sanzo stare was the eyes that resembled hers so. Tsuki explained what had happened and when he was done, Amaterasu was deathly silent.

"Um... Ama-chan? Amaterasu..." Uzume said slowly, a little frightened. Amaterasu didn't reply, but her eyes were shadowed.

"Uh... Sis?" Tsuki said. Just then Amaterasu shot a fire beam at him that defiantly would have killed him if he hadn't jumped aside in time. "Yipe!"

"How... How in heaven, earth, and hell did you manage to open a rift in time and switch your girlfriend...?" she asked darkly as her hands flared dangerously with flames.

"Actually it wasn't that hard. ACK!"(Wrong thing to say Tsuki). Sanzo didn't know what to think as she watched Amaterasu throw fireballs at Tsuki, all she knew was that she did not want to get hit.

"WAAAH!! Ama-chan! Down! Down, Ama-chan! If you keep this up you'll burn all of Tenkai down!" Uzume cried as she grabbed Amaterasu from behind. Amaterasu stopped but glared evilly at Tsuki, who was hiding behind Sanzo. She took a deep breath and patted Uzume's head to assure her that she was alright now as she said,

"I suppose you want me to help you fix this mess for you?"

"Uh, yeah. Please, big sis?" Tsuki said, still hiding. Sanzo watch as Amaterasu's features soften as she closed her eyes.

"Fine. Tsuki, you and I will start looking through all the old books in Father's library. Uzume, your mission is to make sure no one sees Miss Sanzo here, got it?" she order the two gods.

"Got ya!" Uzume said as she put on a army hat. Amaterasu sighed and turned to Sanzo.

"Okay, look. Until we can find a way to send you back, you have to stay out of sight or you might damage the time line, got it?" she told her. Sanzo turned away as she subconsciously took a step back.

"Whatever. Just get me back to my own time." she said. Amaterasu and Tsuki left the office, leaving Uzume and Sanzo alone.

"Don't worry! If Ama-chan says she'll find a way to get you home, she'll get you home!" Uzume told her. "Er, what's your name again?"

"I'm the 31 of China. Genjyo Sanzo." she told her.

"...Huh? ‛Elephant'?"(–zo elephant.)Uzme said. Sanzo sighed.

‛Are you kidding me?'

"Just call me Sanzo." she told her.

"Okay!"

"So... Amaterasu... The same Amaterasu that is the goddess of the sun?" Sanzo asked. Uzume nodded eagerly.

"Yup! That's Ama-chan! Isn't she pretty? She's been in much better health since she came out of that cave."

"Cave?" Uzume nodded again.

"Yeah. See, somethin' really, really bad happened to her and she ran away for awhile, but now she's back and she's doing great! She a total work alcoholic, though." she said. Sanzo looked away from her.

"Well. It really is a small world." she said as she remembered the first time she met Goku.

//Flash back//

Sanzo was 18 back then(I think)and right now she was climbing a mountain.

"Dammit! Stupid goddamn mountain." she cursed as she climbed up a mountain. As she climbed she remembered what the villagers told her and grunted.

‛A monster. Living 500 years. Gimme a break.' she thought ‛Whatever. I'm only here for one thing. Find whoever the hell owns that voice and kill his sorry ass.'

Finally she made it to the top and saw a small cave that had stone bars and talismans all over it. She panted as she walked over to it. When she got closer she saw a boy around 12, maybe 13, with long matted brown hair and bright golden eyes. Right now he was huddled up in a corner his legs to his chest. He was also wearing chains Sanzo noticed. The boy looked up at her with wide eyes as she approached.

"...Hey." said Sanzo as she looked at him. The boy just continued staring up at her with wide eyes.

"Huh?" he said.

"You the one who's been calling me?" Sanzo asked again. The boy just continued to stare, a surprised, innocent expression on his face.

"I haven't been calling anyone. Who are you?" the boy asked.

"You're lying. I've heard you all this time. Now cut the act. It's annoying. After all..." Sanzo held out her hand to him. "You're going to be coming with me. It's not as if I have any choice." The boy reached for Sanzo and the shackles dissolved as their hands touched. The bars had vanished too.

Sanzo pulled the boy to his feet. Not realizing that, that was the beginning.

//Later//

Sanzo walked down the path into the forest, away from the mountain and for some reason the boy was following her. She twitched.

"...Oy," she growled. "How long are you gonna follow me, dammit?!"

"Huh? Why're ya mad?" asked the boy unbothered by Sanzo's yell. Sanzo growled irritably as she pushed her hair out of her face.

"I let you out of that place, so you don't need me anymore," she snapped. "Just scram, all right? Go anywhere but here!"

"Um, thanks for lettin' me out," the boy said as he looked at the shackles on his feet. "But I dunno this place. I dunno where to go." Sanzo stared at him.

"...What?" she asked.

"All I can remember is bein' in there. It's been a reeeeal long time." the boy explained.

"Wait a minute. Don't tell me you were actually imprisoned there for 500 years." Sanzo said. No way that was possible.

"500 years? How long's that?" th boy asked.

"Never mind." growled Sanzo. Baka saru.

"Ah! But I remember my name! See, I'm Go--"

"Look!" interrupted Sanzo. "I couldn't care less who you are. Just get lost. Now. Don't make me kick the shit out of you." The boy looked at Sanzo, surprised and angry.

""Wha... Don't talk to me like that! Now I'm super mad! Ya dumb droopy eyes! Stupid head!" he yelled like a little kid. Sanzo twitched then glared at the boy.

"Those are some stones you've got there. Shitty monkey runt!" she yelled as she hit him, hard on the head.

"Dah! No fair! Ya hit me really hard!" the boy yelled as he rubbed his head.

"Shut it or it's back to the cage with you!" yelled Sanzo.

"But you're the one who let me out!" he yelled.

"That's because I didn't have a choice, dimwit! You wouldn't shut the hell up!" Sanzo yelled.

"I already told you! I wasn't callin' any-!" the boy yelled. Just some bandits surrounded them.

"Well, lookie here boys. A kid and a priest. Weird find, huh? And in such an isolated place. Lucky for us." said a one of bandits.

"Now you're going to get robbed of everything you've got!" another said.

"Whoa! Those bad guys?" the boy asked innocently. Sanzo sighed.

"Get lose, tiny." she ordered.

"Huh?"

"You'll just be in the way here. Get going. Now." Sanzo told him as she stood in front of him.

"Wait, you're gonna fight us?" said one of the bandits.

"You're pretty feisty for a priest. Hee, hee!" said another.

"Keep talkin' scum bags. The ending result will be the same." Sanzo growled as she brought out her gun. Just then the boy dashed in front of her and charged at the bandits.

"What the hell–! Get out of the way, you dumb ass!" Sanzo yelled, concerned. But the boy moved so fast she could barely see him.

"Wha?" said one of the bandits as the boy did a upper kick on him. He attacked all the bandits and destroyed their weapon while you stared in amazement. The rest of bandits all ran away when the boy gave them a frightening glare.

"Wh- who is this kid?!" one of them yelled as they ran.

"He's some kind of monster!" another yelled. Then they were gone.

"Serves ya right! Nyaah." said the boy as he stuck out his tongue and pulled his eye lid down with his middle finger. Sanzo stared at him with wide eyes.

‛They called him a monster. He can't actually be--' Suddenly the boy fell to his knees clutching his stomach.

"What? Hey. You hurt?" Sanzo asked. She looked like she didn't care, but truth was, she was worried. Suddenly the boy's stomach gave a loud growl. Sanzo twitched.

'Unbelievable.' he thought. Suddenly the boy began to laugh.

"I'm hungry." he said. Tears welded up in his eyes. "...Pretty weird, huh? To be happy 'cuz my stomach's growlin'. I didn't get hungry when I was in th' cage. Not for a long, looooong time. And, um, before. I know I said I wasn't callin' anyone. But I guess, sorta... I was always callin'. Was real lonely, y'know? But I didn't have a name to call. So... I called for 'someone.' I was callin' in my heart. And then... you came. Hey. Can ya tell me your name? Next time I'll make sure to call it out loud." Sanzo stared at him as he looked up at her with those eyes full of innocence. She was going to regret this, she knew she would.

"I'm the 31 of China. Genjyo Sanzo." she told him.

"...Huh? ‛Elephant'?"(–zo elephant.)the boy said.

"‛The 31 of China, Genjyo Sanzo.'" Sanzo repeated.

"Ummm. Okay, how ‛bout ‛Sanzo'?" the boy said as he looked up at her. Sanzo sighed as she turned.

"Do what you want." she said as she started walking.

"Saaaanzoooo!" the boy sang. "Hey! Sanzo! Sanzo!" he yelled as he ran after her.

"What?" Sanzo said. The boy laughed happily.

"You are Saaanzo!"

"Shut up."

"Sanzo, I'm hungry!"

"Then eat the grass, monkey."

"I'm not monkey! My name's--"

//End flash back//

"Hey, Sanzo? You okay?" Uzume asked. "You spaced out there."

"Sorry. Just thinking about something." Sanzo told her.

"More like someone." smirked Uzume.

"What?! No way!" exclaimed Sanzo, blushing. Then they heard a knock at the door.

"Uzume! Are you in there?" a voice called through. Sanzo gasped. She knew that voice.

‛Goku?!'

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Hm... I wonder what's gonna happen next... Only one way to find out!

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Tsuki: Okay, they get it already! Sheesh!