I finally got a chapter out, yay! Sorry, it's short though. My computer broke down just a week after we rebooted it and we had to get it repaired. So naturally, I haven't been able to work on my stories very much. But now it's back and so am I! This chapter may suck, but the rest in the future will be better!

Disclaimer: Would I be writing this if I owned SaiYuki? No. Also if I did, I wouldn't be known as GirlWithNoLife, now would I? I do own Tsuki though!

Summary: Sanzo's secret has finally been revealed! Now that the boys all know Sanzo's a girl, emotions are going haywire! And with Sanzo's death closely approaching, what is she to do? And who are these strange gods that keep appearing? And who of the boys will win Sanzo's heart?

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Meanwhile at Kinzan Temple, a transparent Tsuki stared in shock with wide eyes at the golden haired goddess that had appeared before him.

"Kon...zen?" he breathed in shock. No way... It wasn't possible... was it? Konzen held her held as she swayed a little.

"Tsuki?" she muttered. "What the fuck did you do this time?!" She tried to hit Tsuki, but her fist went through him and instead hit the tree behind him making it break in two.

'Eep! Wow! Being stuck as a ghost isn't so bad after all!' Tsuki thought. Konzen blinked in confused anger.

"What? Why the heck are you in ghost form? Turn solid so I can pound you!"

"As much I like to get pounded, I can't. Long story, don't feel like tellin'." Tsuki said. Then he heard a bunch of the old monks coming, most likely to see what happened to the tree. "Ah, shitte! Okay, goldie-chan, I can't explain right now, but please become transparent so the mortals don't see you." Konzen raised a suspicious eyebrow.

"Why?"

"Because you don't want to have to deal monks fawning over you like lovesick slaves?" Konzen glared at him darkly then sighed as she made herself ghost like just as all the monks came running up.

"What's this?"

"What happened to the tree?"

"It looks like a very furious woman hit it while trying to hit her boyfriend." While the monks all fussed over the tree, Konzen turned to Tsuki.

"All right, you sad excuse for a god; What the hell did you do?!" she hissed.

"In this time, nothing. But in the past and in the future, I think I switched you and your decedents up." Tsuki answered as he rubbed the back of his head. Konzen stared at him with wide eyes then yelled,

"You did what!?"

"Waah! C-calm down! I'm sure I'm already working on fixing it, or at least I hope so!" Tsuki said as Konzen grabbed his collar.

"Tsuki you have to be the biggest– Huh?" Konzen was suddenly cut off as Tsuki suddenly hugged her. He hugged her as tightly as he could and as closely as he could. But he couldn't feel a thing.

"I... I've missed you so much. I've... I've wanted to hold you for so long... And now that you're here I can't even feel your gentle warmth anymore." he said, bitterly. Konzen was confused to say the least.

"Tsuki...?" she started.

"Master Sanzo! You're back so early." Tsuki suddenly heard one of the monks say.

"Ah, yes. Well, I finished early. Where's Kouryuu?" Koumyou asked as he looked around. That was strange. His young ward was always there to greet him when he returned from a journey.

"He's been missing for awhile. That lazy child! Sulking his chores." one of the monks gruffed. Koumyou frowned.

"That doesn't sound like Kouryuu."

"Oh, shit! Shit!" Tsuki yelled, his hair standing and eyes widening. Thank goodness the monks couldn't hear or see him. Damn, that guy wasn't suppose to be back for months!

"What's wrong?" Konzen asked, seeing him freak.

"A lot, believe me!" sighed Tsuki with anime tears that flowed down his face. Dammit, why did this always happen to him?! "Long story short, I lost that guys kid in the time stream and I can't get her back, so now I gotta think of something to trick that guy, or there could be big trouble." Then a big lightbulb appeared above his head. "That it! Ko-chan!"

"I told you never to call me that!" Konzen said as she hit him on his head, hard.

"Right, sorry! Anyway I have an idea an need your help!"

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Sorry it was short, but to be truthful I haven't thought about what happens to Konzen in Kouryuu's time. I need ideas! Help! REVIEW!!