This one's long!

Disclaimer: Would I be writing this if I owned SaiYuki? No. Also if I did, I wouldn't be known as GirlWithNoLife, now would I? I do own Tsuki though!

Summary: Sanzo's secret has finally been revealed! Now that the boys all know Sanzo's a girl, emotions are going haywire! And with Sanzo's death closely approaching, what is she to do? And who are these strange gods that keep appearing? And who of the boys will win Sanzo's heart?

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After Kouryuu had changed into the clothes Goku and Gojyo had bought her, she went downstairs where they said they would be waiting for her. When she got there though she saw Gojyo, and Goku fighting over some egg rolls.

"Hey! This one's mine!" yelled Goku.

"Tough! First come, first serve!" yelled Gojyo.

"Let go you pervy water sprite!"

"Not on your life monkey boy!"

Kouryuu, thinking she came down at a bad time turned and started to walk back upstairs, but Hakkai had spotted her.

"Kouryuu! We're over here." Hakkai waved and Kouryuu slowly walked over to them.

"Did I come... at a bad time?" she asked cautiously as she watch the other two fight.

"No, they're always like this," said Hakkai. Finally Gojyo won the battle and chomped down the egg roll victoriously and Goku glared at him. "Now eat up. We have a long journey ahead, and it would be unfortunate if you were to collapse from hunger." Kouryuu stared at the food, strangely.

"I told you before, that I don't have anything to give you in return. And I won't be doing anything for you ether. So... If you give me this stuff, you're never going to get anything in return." she told them. The others blinked at her.

"This again? Look! We never asked for anything in return, ya midget! So stop saying that! We get it! You're not going to give us anything! We got it, now eat or Goku will get it all!" snapped Gojyo. What was with this kid? Well, now he knew that Sanzo was always a suspicious little prick. Kouryuu froze a little, but refusing to let it show she was nervous, she faked a sighed.

"Fine. I was just making sure you knew." she said as she finally started to take a few bites of rice a bit sadly. She wondered what she did to make Gojyo hate her so much(me: If only she knew...). Goku kicked Gojyo in the knee.

"Don't be mean to 'im, you stupid trout!" he growled.

"Who are you callin' a trout, ape boy!" Gojyo yelled.

"Don't call me that, trout! Trout!" Hakkai sighed as he put a hand to his head. He reeeally missed Sanzo. If she was here, she would have been able to shut them up right away, but it seemed Kouryuu was to busy trying to behave to do anything to them.

"Really, you two... Can't you two please behave in front of the child at least?" he sighed, but the other two didn't hear him.

//Meanwhile//

Tsuki let out a loud moan as he fell to his knees in exhaustion.

"So... damn... Tired... Why did I chose a human body, why?" he moaned. Today he was in his real form because his bag wouldn't let him get his costumes(stupid bag!). He had been walking for hours, with no sign of what he'd been looking for. Damn, this wasn't fair! All he wanted was to save Sanzo, that was it. So why was all this crap happening to him?! His stomach gave a loud growl. He put his hand over it. "Man, am I hungry..." He grabbed his bag and shook it. "Hey! You damn enchanted bag, gimme my food! I'm stravin' here!" The bag just seemed to laugh as held it mouth shut. Tsuki was so busy fighting with his bag that he didn't notice the lake behind him bubble and rock a little as if something was surfacing. Tsuki let out a growl of irritation as he held the bag above his head. "Stupid bag!"(well, it's smarter than you.)

Just then a giant lake monster burst out from the lake, roaring loudly like thunder. Tsuki jumped up right away as he turned, dropping his bag. His amethyst eyes widen as he looked at the giant green monster with it's glowing yellow eyes.

"Shit! And I thought the Locnas Monster was in Scotland!" he said the beast reared it's head back. The beast lunged it's head forward towards Tsuki and Tsuki just barely managed to jump back before it hit him and so the creature's head crashed into the spot where Tsuki was. "Whoa! Hey! Hey! I wanna eat, not get eaten!" He got into a fighting pose and a sparkling black sphere appeared between his hands. He smirked. "Get ready to fry! Rai Kan Me– OW!" The sphere suddenly vanish and Tsuki's whole right arm started to bleed. He flinched in pain as he clenched it. "Ow, ow! Shitte! I forgot, humans can't do big spells like that without a familiar. Damn! What in the seven hells possessed me to choose a human body?! The lake monster let out a loud roar as it reared it's head back again. Tsuki's eyes widen because he knew he wouldn't be able to dodge this time. "Oh, crap!"

Just then a giant white bolt of lightening came down from the sky and zapped the monster, who let out a loud roar as it slid back into the lake.

Tsuki blinked with wide eyes.

"What the hell...?" He then heard the grass crush behind him. He turned and saw...

//Meanwhile//(readers: nooo!! Me: Oh, get over it. You should know that I like to do this!)

"I told you I'm not hungry anymore!" huffed Kouryuu stubbornly with her arms folded.

"But you only had one small bowl of rice and a little tea. I insist you have some more." pushed Hakkai.

"Aw, leave 'er alone, Hakkai. We gotta get going anyway." said Gojyo as he picked up the bags.

"But she's so thin!" said Hakkai as he hovered over Kouryuu. This was probably the one and only chance he'd ever get to introduce some good eating to Sanzo, and he wasn't going to let it go to waste. "I don't want her to be underweight."

"But I'm really full! Besides, I don't like eating too much." Kouryuu huffed. Who was he? Koumyou? "Goku can finish it, so it doesn't go waste."

"Yeah, Hakkai! I'll finish it!" said Goku as he excepted the plate and finished the food. Hakkai sighed. Fine, he would give up... For now.

"Alright. Let's go," he sighed. They all went outside. "Hakuryu, if you would."

"What can Hakuryu do?" Kouryuu asked as she tilted her head cutely. Hakuryu just kyuued from the top of her head.

"You'll see. It's really cool." said Goku with a big smile. Gojyo laughed as Kouryuu's eyes widen 3 times as she fell back against Goku, who caught her when Hakuryu turned into a jeep.

"Whoa! How did he do that?" she asked in awe.

"Um... Magic?" said Hakkai. How to explain it...

"He just can, okay kid?" chuckled Gojyo. But Kouryuu was only half listening. She was too busy looking around Hakuryu.

'This is so cool! Master's friends are full of surprises.' she thought. She looked at Goku through the corner of her eye. She couldn't explain it, but she felt like she knew them all somehow.

"Hey, Hakkai! Can we grab some food before we leave? I'm starvin'!" moaned Goku.

"How can you be hungry? We just finished eating 10 minutes ago!" Kouryuu frowned as she looked at him. Where did he keep it all?

"He's like a black hole. He sucks everything in and it's never seen again." Gojyo said as he sat in the front seat, quite comfortably.

"What was that you pervy cockroach?!" Goku growled holding his fist up.

"Stop fighting and get it the jeep you two. We should get going." Hakkai said as he sat in the driver's seat.

"Yeah, Master should be back from his trip soon and he'll be worried if I'm not there." Kouryuu said as she tried to climb in the jeep that was much bigger than her so she was having a little trouble. Goku chuckled as he watch Kouryuu struggle to get into the jeep. She was so adorable! He walked over to her and grabbed her.

"Let me help."

"I can do it!" Kouryuu puffed stubbornly as she pulled away from him quickly. She didn't like it when people touched her. Finally she caught hold of the edge and managed to swing herself in. "See?" she huffed. Goku chuckled as looked at her stubborn face.

"Yeah, I see." he said as he hopped in next to her. Well, now he knew that Sanzo had always been stubborn, but he had suspected that.

As they drove Kouryuu stared at the scenery they passed in awe. Goku saw this and chuckled.

"What? You've never been travelin' before?" he asked. Kouryuu shook her head.

"No. When master went traveling, I was always left at the temple." she said. Suddenly her eyes saddened.

'Master... I wonder how you're doing.' she wondered as she thought of Koumyou. Goku noticed her face sadden.

"What's wrong?" he asked. Kouryuu snapped back to reality.

"Uhh... Nothing. Nothing at all." Kouryuu then remembered what Tsuki had told her about him saving her and realized that she hadn't thanked him yet. "Um... Hey."

"Hm?"

"Thanks... for saving me from those demons. Y'know the ones who kidnaped me."

"Huh? Uh... It was... Nothing at all..." Goku said nervously as he rubbed the back of his head. Tsuki must have made up something to distract her from what really happen. Suddenly Hakkai came to a sharp stop, making Kouryuu fall forward, but luckily Goku had grabbed her. "Whoa! Hey, what gives, Hakkai?!" he exclaimed as he held Kouryuu, who immediately pulled away.

"Sorry about that. But it would appear we have company." Hakkai said cooly.

"Huh?" Goku looked over Hakkai and saw a army of demons. "Aw, crap!" Gojyo put a hand through his hair.

"Great... Just what we need." he growled.

//Meanwhile//

Tsuki's eyes widened and his whole face turned pale when he saw the man standing tall and proud in front of him.

"Susanowa..." he breathed.

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Yay! I got a long one out!

Things are really heating up now! Now Susanowa's entered the picture, but why?

Tsuki: Why are you constantly trying to kill me?

GWNL: You mad about the goddess zapping you so many times? She's just paying you back for stealing from her.

Tsuki: Still, why is it always me?

GWNL: Because people like your pain! And it isn't always you! It's also San-chan!

Goku: Leave Sanzo alone!!

GWNL: Oh, and who's going to make me? You, monkey boy? Ha! If Sanzo didn't scare me you certainly won't!

Tsuki: Goku, dude, careful! She has a keyboard and is not afraid to use it!

Goku: What can she do to me?

Tsuki: Flat stare Have you read her stories?

Goku:...Okay, point taken! But I must defend Sanzo! Tries to attack GWNL

GWNL: Hi, Kouryuu!

Goku: Stops Kouryuu! So cute! Hugs Kouryuu

Tsuki: Pedophile.

GWNL: Like you're one to talk, cross dresser.

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