Disclaimer: Would I be writing this if I owned SaiYuki? No. Also if I did, I wouldn't be known as GirlWithNoLife, now would I? I do own Tsuki though!

Summary: Sanzo's secret has finally been revealed! Now that the boys all know Sanzo's a girl, emotions are going haywire! And with Sanzo's death closely approaching, what is she to do? And who are these strange gods that keep appearing? And who of the boys will win Sanzo's heart?

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"Hey, Sanzo? You okay?" Uzume asked. "You spaced out there."

"Sorry. Just thinking about something." Sanzo told her.

"More like someone." smirked Uzume.

"What?! No way!" exclaimed Sanzo, blushing. Then they heard a knock at the door.

"Uzume! Are you in there?" a voice called through. Sanzo gasped. She knew that voice.

‛Goku?!' she exclaimed in her mind.

"Oh, crap!!" Uzume cursed. Thinking quickly, she grabbed Sanzo's arm and pushed her out the window.

"Ow!" hissed Sanzo as she rubbed her head.

"Shh!" Uzume hissed. Then she said in a louder voice, "Come in!" Sanzo heard the door open and a young voice say,

"Hey Uzu-nee-chan!" There was no mistake. It was Goku! But what was he doing in heaven?

"Hey, Go-chan-tan! Whattcha doin' here? Y'know Ama-chan doesn't like you in here." Uzume asked as she stood in front of the window, making sure Goku couldn't see Sanzo.

"I'm lookin' for Konzen. I have somethin' I want to give 'er." Goku replied.

"Weeeell... I can honestly say she's not here and I have no idea where she is." Uzume said, looking over her shoulder to look at Sanzo.

"Really? Aw, man! Where can she be? I've been looking all over for her!" Goku pouted.

"Err... Have you checked with Tenpou? She likes to hang with him." Uzume asked, hoping to get him to leave. Goku shook his head.

"I already looked there. She's not there." he said as he looked sad. Then he asked, "Is she... with Tsuki, again?" Sanzo suddenly looked interested and was tempted to peek through the window.

"Maybe. Why do you look so sad?" Uzume asked. Goku looked like he was about to cry.

"Nothin'." he mumbled as he turned away.

"Liar. I know that look. Goku, are you jealous of Tsuki?" Uzume asked. Okay, she knew she shouldn't be asking this when Sanzo was waiting outside the window, but she was curious!

"No! No, I'm not!" Goku denied immediately, although his eyes said otherwise. He clenched his fists. "Tsuki... Tsuki is my friend! He's always there for me when I need him, and... and... and he really makes Konzen happy."

'They can't deny all they want, but I can see it. They way they look at each other, the way they touch an' speak... I'm not a complete idiot! I know they care about one another.'

"I love Tsuki and I really, really, love Konzen. I love them, I do! I really, really do! Just..." he trailed off.

"Just not together?" Uzume asked. "It's okay, Goku. It's okay that you love Konzen, and it's only natural that you're jealous of Tsuki." Goku shook his head.

"No! It's not that! It's not..." he couldn't finish. Uzume sighed.

"Sigh! You really are a man... You deny any non-macho emotions, even if they're what you really need to accept." she huffed. "Well, anyway, Konzen's not here, so go away!" Goku then noticed a golden shine by the window.

"Hey, what's that outside the window?" he asked. Sanzo stiffened as Uzume yelled,

"Nothing! Nothing at all! You're seeing things!"

"No I'm not! There's somethin' there!" Goku said as he tried to run over to the window, but was stopped when Uzume tackled him.

"No there's not! No there's not!" she screamed as she pinned him. Ahhh! If Goku saw Sanzo Ama-chan would fry her!

"Is too! Greoff me!"Goku whined. Then he got an idea. "Hey! It's Homura!" Uzume looked up.

"Homura?" she said, suddenly looking like a puppy. While she was distracted Goku managed to throw her off then ran over to the window and saw... nothing.

"Huh? There really is nothing here!" he pouted.

"What?! I mean, see? I told ya!" Uzume said as she ran over to the window as well. She looked around rapidly for the female monk, but couldn't find her.

"Feh! This was a waste! I'm gonna find Ken-nii-chan and see if he's seen Konzen!" Goku said as he walked away.

"Uh, yeah you do that..." Uzume said while in her mind screaming,

'YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!!'

//Meanwhile//

"YAWN! Ah, man we've been at this for hours! There has to be an easier way!" yawned Tsuki.

"Don't look for a shortcut, Tsuki-Yomi. They never turn out right." Amaterasu said as she finished a book and grabbed another.

"How would you know? You never took one!" Tsuki grumbled as he grabbed a book as well.

"I watch you. You take short cuts all the time and you fall flat on your face." the sun goddess said curtly as she turned a page.

"Hey! I do not fall on my face all the time!"

"You're right. Some times you fall on your ass and your head, which would explain so much."

"Hey!"

"Just pick up a book and start researching if you ever want to see your girlfriend again." Amaterasu snapped.

"Yes, Ama-chan." Tsuki sighed as he opened his book. "Stupid magic artifacts. Nothing good ever comes from them!"

"Then why did you steal it from Aunt Kannon?"

"Because it was shinny."

"What are you, a girl?" sighed Amaterasu. "I don't know why I always bail you out, I should just let you crash and fall." Tsuki didn't say a word to that, at first, then said,

"Because that is your duty. To make sure that everything in heaven and on earth runs smoothly. Remember, you're father's successor." Amaterasu looked up from her book.

"You sound... bitter."

"Nah, it's not that. It's more of sympathy on my part. You have all this responsibility now, people are going to come to you with all their problems and as the next Ruler of Heaven, you'll be expected to solve them all." Tsuki said, as he finished the book.

"I'm used to it. Like I said, I have you." his sister said as she finished hers at well. Tsuki laughed.

"That's true. Just remember, to me you're my sister first and foremost and I'm always gonna come to you when I need help." he told her as he ran a finger through his hair.

"Go ahead. After all, like you said... It's my duty to help all my subjects."

"Oh, so I'm just your subject now?"

"No, you're also a pain in my ass. Now get back to work!"

"Yes, Madam Hot Tempered." Tsuki barely dodged a fire ball. "Whoa! Careful! This is a library, it catches fire easily!"

//Meanwhile//

Sanzo was sneaking around Heaven, careful not to be seen. She was lost in her thoughts as she slipped around a corner.

'What could Goku possibly be doing in heaven? Damn this is annoying!' she thought as she ducked behind a wall as a god passed. 'Come to think of it... I really don't know much about Goku's past or anything. All I know is what the Sanbution told me.' She thought about her little monkey and her eyes shadowed a bit. 'I guess... We're even.'

"Hey... I haven't seen you here before, who are you?" a familiar voice asked from behind Sanzo. She slowly turned and saw... Gojyo!

"The hell..." she breathed with wide eyes.

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Hey, everyone. I know it's been awhile, but I've been busy with school work and teaching myself Kung fu. Not to mention I haven't been getting any reviews. Glares at readers. Ah, well. Things are getting fun in heaven. Sanzo saw Goku and Kenren, and Tsuki and Ama-chan are studying. Come to think of it... Tsuki studies a lot, which just proves that even an idiot needs to study.

Tsuki: Hey!

Review please!! Even if to tell me you hate the story, or it's lost it's luster, or something! Just review!!