Disclaimer: Would I be writing this if I owned SaiYuki? No. Also if I did, I wouldn't be known as GirlWithNoLife, now would I? I do own Tsuki though!
Summary: Sanzo's secret has finally been revealed! Now that the boys all know Sanzo's a girl, emotions are going haywire! And with Sanzo's death closely approaching, what is she to do? And who are these strange gods that keep appearing? And who of the boys will win Sanzo's heart?
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"This will never work!" Konzen complained when she had morphed into the form of a child(Kouryuu's form).
"Yes it will! All the monks here are idiots! It's just that Koumyou you have to look out for, he knows everything it seems. Like one time, Kouryuu broke a vase while training and he automatically knew it was her. Of course she was avoiding him a little, so that might of tipped him off." Tsuki said as he floated above her.
"Are you serious?" Konzen asked with a flat look as she walked down the temple halls.
"Just act the way you usually do, except don't throw anything at anybody, don't yell, don't curse(loudly), throw spells, curse anybody;"
"I never curse anyone."
"Really? Huh. I must be thinking about all the other girls I know." Tsuki shrugged. "Just try not to kill anyone, okay?"
"I won't." Konzen growled with a irritated sigh. "Buddha, it's like you don't trust me to stay calm with mortals."
"I just know ya." Konzen would have hit him, but just then she heard someone yell,
"Kouryuu! There you are! Where have ya been? Master Koumyou just returned and is looking for you!" She turned and saw a man with a mop of and 5 o'clock shadow running towards her.
"That Shuei. He's a talisman master and Kouryuu's best friend. Greet him like you would Tenpou." Tsuki told her. Konzen, who had spent much time with Tsuki and Tenpou, and had already come up with a lie and decided to begin the charade.
"I was sweeping the yard and then I went to the bathroom." she said, cooly. "Where is Master Sanzo?"
"He's in his room. You sure you're okay? You seem different." Shuei said as he cocked his head to one side.
"You must be imagining. I am as I normally am." Konzen said. Then she turned. "I must go see Master Sanzo now, excuse me." She walked away, and Shuei stared after her, then shrugged.
"She must finally be getting her period." he mumbled. Then it hit him like a ton of bricks. "Oh, shit! This is bad!"
"Couldn't you be nicer?" Tsuki asked Konzen.
"No." she said flatly.
"I guessed as much. But listen, you have to be really careful with this Koumyou guy. He's like Ten-chan in a way. It's hard to pull the wool over his eyes." Tsuki warned.
"It seems you've spent a lot of time here." Konzen commented. Tsuki let out an empty laugh.
"Well... You could say I have my reasons." he said with a sad smile. Konzen made to Master Sanzo's room, but stopped outside the door.
"Okay, greet him like you would me." Tsuki told her.
"So you want me to send him through the roof?"
"Just be nice, huh!" Konzen sighed, then entered the room. In the corner she saw a man sitting in the corner, who looked at her suspiciously when she entered.
"Master, you're back from your long journey." she said as she closed the door. The man smiled.
"Yes... I'm back." he said. Tsuki became nervous.
'He knows! He knows! He knows!' his mind chanted over and over. Konzen was unnerved.
"Was your journey pleasant?" she asked, continuing the charade.
"Yes it was. You can stop being so formal." Koumyou suddenly said
"Huh?" said Tsuki and Konzen together.
"Well there's no need.. Considering you're not my ward." he told them
"He knows! I knew it, we're doomed!" Tsuki cried, looking as if the Kanzeon was chasing him with a scythe. The goddess on the other hand, frowned.
"How did you know?" she asked. The priest smiled a bit too pleasantly. Crap, he was like Tenpou.
"Kouryuu has been my child for years. I'd know her no matter what and you're not her. Now... I would like to know what has happened to my young ward right now, or I may get violent." he replied cooly. Konzen raised her eyebrow. Was this mere mortal before her challenging her? A goddess? Buddha pride?(1)
"I know what you're thinking, but it's just simpler to tell him the truth. If you fight, you'll reveal your true form, you'll catch the gods attention and Auntie Kannon will kill us both." Tsuki said as he laid back in the air on his folded arms. Konzen sighed, knowing he was right (Damn she hated it when that happened.). She told him about how her cousin had stolen a magic object and how it had switched her with Kouryuu.
"So Kouryuu is at your home?" Koumyou asked. Konzen nodded.
"I believe so. Don't worry, she's safe." she assured him.
"How do you know?"
"Because I know her guardian angel is watching her." she said as she looked at Tsuki, who blushed in surprise, then smiled as he laughed a little. "Although he is an idiot." This made Tsuki fall through the floor.
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(1) From the research I found on the net, Konzen was one of Buddha's favorite followers until he disobeyed the Buddha and to repent for whatever he did in heaven, was reborn as Sanzo.