To all those still reading this, GOD BLESS YOU!!!!!

Disclaimer: Would I be writing this if I owned SaiYuki? No. Also if I did, I wouldn't be known as GirlWithNoLife, now would I? I do own Tsuki though!

Summary: Sanzo's secret has finally been revealed! Now that the boys all know Sanzo's a girl, emotions are going haywire! And with Sanzo's death closely approaching, what is she to do? And who are these strange gods that keep appearing? And who of the boys will win Sanzo's heart?

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"Hey, Susa-nii-chan... When can we rest? I'm tired!" Tsuki whined as he and his brother walked through a rice field.

"Will you stop complaining? And you call yourself a god?" Susanowa sighed. He swore that if Tsuki didn't stop complaining soon, he was going to zap him!

"No! I call myself a god turned ghost, turned mortal! If I was still a god I'd be able to find Ama-chan already." Tsuki grunted as he shifted his bag. Man, why did he listen to Sanzo and get rid of his flying castle? Oh, right. If he didn't, Sanzo would have killed him. "Why are we in a rice field anyway?" Susanowa sighed.

"Think. What was Amaterasu the goddess of?" he asked.

"Uh... the sun?"

"And?" Tsuki racked his brain hard. What else was she the goddess of... Susanowa sighed. "What was the thing most effected by the sun disappearing?"

"ME!" Tsuki exclaimed, remembering how he beat back the forces of hell. "I got torn, slashed bashed, and trampled trying to keep this world safe!"

"Besides you, selfish!" Tsuki glared at him. Selfish? Him? Would a selfish guy spend all his time trying to help the reincarnation of his girlfriend and her slaves? But he chose not to comment back and furrowed his forehead in thought.

"Umm... The harvest?" he finally said.

"Ding, ding. We have a winner. Sorry there's no prize." Susanowa said as they approached a farm house. "If Amaterasu is alive, then she'll most likely be going around helping the crops grow."

"Even if she's..." Tsuki couldn't finish that sentence.

"Even if she's become a cold blooded killer. If what you told me was true, then it's heaven she's mad at, not the mortals. She'll try and help them." Susanowa said. "Unlike the other gods she actually cares about what happens down here. She would have made a good ruler, or... so I think now." Tsuki's eyes shadowed.

"Right..." he said sadly.

'She would have been a great ruler... If she hadn't helped us that day. She would have...'

"You stay here while I go talk to that farmer." Susanowa said as he walked forward.

"Eh? You want me to stay with the chickens?" Tsuki blinked when he realized her was next to a chicken coop.

"Yes. You'll fit in perfectly."

"Hey!"

Susanowa walked over to the farmer and Tsuki sighed as he pulled out some crackers and began to feed the chickens.

'Man... This sucks.' he thought. But he wasn't talking about the chickens.

//Meanwhile//

"Crapcakes. I'm booored." Goku whined from the back of the jeep. Sanzo gave an irritated sigh.

"We heard you the first thousand times, thank you." she said cooly. She would have hit him, but she was too busy trying to remember what had happened when she had traveled through time, but she couldn't! And the other wouldn't tell her what had happened in her absence, so that made her even more annoyed! Maybe she should start smacking them around for the heck of it.

"This really sucks. All we do now is drive an' drive," Goku complained. "I wanna fight some bad guys or somethin'."

"And we used up all the stupid driving games we know. Man," Gojyo joined in. "We see the same damn faces all day, everyday. It's not like there's anything left to talk about."

"Yes there is," Sanzo said, scowling as she turned to look at him. "You can tell me what happened while I was away!" All the boys turned away. None of them wanted to tell Sanzo that they had met her younger self because they knew what would have happened.

"Come now. Isn't boredom a sigh of piece?" Hakkai said, changing the subject. "Keep talking like that and you might tempt fate." Gojyo chuckled as he leaned his head back.

"If fate comes in the form of long legs and a skinny waist, bring it on." he said. "What do you say, San-chan?" Sanzo smacked him with her fan while Goku kicked his knee, hard.

"I want my fate to be Gyoza an' meat buns!" Goku said, ignoring Gojyo's curses of pain.

"...And thus fate would help you two embarrass yourselves." Sanzo said cooly.

"Oooh. That was a clever one, Sanzo." Hakkai laughed.

"Hey, Hakkai. How long 'till the next village?" asked Gojyo. "I can't feel my ass."

"It should be right past this mountain." Hakkai replied. "I think we'll see it in just a--" He was cut off when a few people suddenly jump out at them. Hakkai swerve out of the way, but accidently threw Goku out. Luckily he landed on his feet.

"Watch it!" he yelled. Hakkai glanced at the attackers.

"Well, that was fast." he said pleasantly. The assassins charged forward. Goku grinned as he summoned his weapon.

"Assassins! Booyah!" he cheered.

"It's about time we got to stretch our legs." Gojyo smirked as he summoned his weapon as well. Sanzo then noticed something that the other two had failed to notice.

"What the hell?" she breathed. Hakkai gasped as he noticed it too.

"Wait, you two! Look at them! Those men are human!" he yelled. The boys blocked when they finally noticed. The backed back to back.

"...For real." Goku said as he looked around.

"Yeah– I don't feel any Youkai energy." Gojyo said.

"Kill." the assassins said. "Kill. Kill the Youkai!" They yelled as they jumped at the boys. One jumped at Hakkai and he elbowed the guy, saying,

"Excuse me!" The guy went sliding and Hakkai frowned. "'Kill the Youkai'...?"

"Hn. It looks like they're only after you three." Sanzo said in a 'I don't care' tone as she put a cigarette in her mouth.

"You're kidding me!" Gojyo yelled as he shoved some away. "These punks are too strong to be human!"

"Ewwww! These guys're weird!" Goku suddenly cried. "They're like that Chin Yisou guy. They don't smell alive!" When Sanzo heard this, she stood and pulled out her gun.

"Sanzo?" Hakkai said, confused.

"Out of the way, Goku!" she yelled. Goku manage to duck as she stop the guy attacking him. When the guy hit the ground he crumbled into dust. Gojyo stared, confused.

"What the hell?" he exclaimed. The rest of the assassins ran away suddenly. "H-Hey!"

"Leave it." Sanzo said with cold expression. Goku poked the dusted corpse with his rod.

"Whoa. Are they Shikigami or somethin'?" he asked.

"Good question," said Hakkai. "Even if they are... What they said bothers me." Sanzo didn't respond, she just had a blank look.

"What's with you, Sanzo?" Gojyo said, noticing this. Sanzo turned.

"Nothing. Let's go." she said. Goku looked up at her.

"Sanzo?" Sanzo just stared forward.

"... A storm is coming." she said.

//Meanwhile//

"Look you dumb, chickens..." Tsuki said as he backed away from the angry chickens before him. "I'm all out of crackers! See?" he showed them the empty bag, but the just glared at him.

"Liar! You're holding out on us, aren't ya?" they seemed to say.

"Arg! Look I don't have time for this! I'm outtie!" Tsuki said he turned.

"Ho! Not so fast!" suddenly a chicken tried to do a flying karate kick at him. "Chicken kung-fu!"

"No way!" Tsuki explained as they flew at him.

"So you have seen her?" Susanowa asked a farmer, completely oblivious to Tsuki who was fighting off the kung-fu chickens with a stick, but he was losing badly. The farmer nodded.

"Hai. She passed by a few days ago with a younger girl. Last I saw, they were heading towards a village." he told Susanowa. In the back ground Tsuki was getting his head pecked to death by the chicken.

"Can you tell me which village?" As the farmer told Susanowa the name of the village, Tsuki became frustrated with the chicken.

"That it! You're crispy fried!" he chanted a spell and suddenly a blast of fire appeared and cooked all the chickens.

"My chickens!" exclaimed the farmer with tear.

"Tsuki!!" hissed Susanowa, like a snake.

"What? I won! They started it!"

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Tsuki's a bad loser. Especially to kung-fu chickens.(sorry this chapter was pointless.)

Review or not only will you not get the next chapter, but I will send the Kung-fu Chickens after you!