To all those still reading this, GOD BLESS YOU!!

Disclaimer: Would I be writing this if I owned SaiYuki? No. Also if I did, I wouldn't be known as GirlWithNoLife, now would I? I do own Tsuki though!

Summary: Sanzo's secret has finally been revealed! Now that the boys all know Sanzo's a girl, emotions are going haywire! And with Sanzo's death closely approaching, what is she to do? And who are these strange gods that keep appearing? And who of the boys will win Sanzo's heart?

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"Heeey! Hurry up, hurry up!" Goku yelled as he ran through the streets like a child. "Let's get some food before th' inn!" Gojyo stared after him, exhausted just from watching him.

"Hunh. At least the chimp's happy." he said. Hakkai sighed.

"Hungry, more a like." he said. Sanzo didn't reply. She just twitched as she watched him. Why was he so childish?

"Whatever happened to 'I'm so bored I could die, whine, whine, squirm'?" Gojyo asked. Hakkai laughed.

"We haven't been to such a large town in a while." he said, apparently amused about something. Sanzo then noticed something and her eyes became shadowed in anger. Hakkai noticed this. "Um... Sanzo? Is something wrong?"

"He ran off." she said in a low voice

"Huh?"

"The monkey ran off after I specifically said not too." she said, stomping forward. "I am getting very annoyed with men running off all the time!"

"Gee, I wonder why they keep running away from you." Gojyo muttered. A bullet suddenly came zooming past his head. "WHOA!" he exclaimed as he fell back.

"So sorry. The safety on my gun 'accidently' came off." she said as she tucked her gun away.

"Like hell it did!!" yelled Gojyo, steamed. Wait. Did this seem familiar?

"Now, Now." Hakkai said trying to calm Sanzo down before she hurt an innocent bystander(or worse, him!). "Let's find Goku before he gets into trouble, shall we?"

Goku ran down the street and looking for a food stand.

"Th' shop're all packed." he said to himself as he ran. Suddenly a strange looking hat flew past him. He jumped in the air and caught it. "Gotcha!" Then he turned to a man with silver hair and blue eyes. "Here. This's yours, right?" The man took his hat back.

"Much obliged, young'un!" Then he walked away, leaving Goku to blink after him.

"Much-a-what?" he wondered. "What was that all about? DAH!" He suddenly cried out when Sanzo's fan hit him in the back of the head.

"What's wrong with you?!" she growled. "I distinctly told you not to wander off! Gawd, you did this when you were younger too! Grow up!"

"Ow! I was just looking for food, Sanzo." he whined. "Loosen up!" Hakkai laughed.

"Of course you were. But before that, we had better get in--" he started. Then suddenly it began to rain.

"Now loook what you did! It's raining, you little brat!" Gojyo yelled as he ran.

"Like it's my fault?!" Goku yelled. Sanzo growled as she wiped the rain from her eyes.

"Shut up and look for a inn." she hissed. They all ran looking for a inn, not knowing they were being watched.

/Meanwhile/

"Oi! Susa! What's with the sudden down poor?!" Tsuki complained as he followed his brother through the rain. They were walking through a rough patch of a forest and Tsuki, being in human form, was having difficulty walking. Susanowa on the other hand was doing fine, having all his godly powers.

"Stop complaining, or I'll turn you into a human light bulb." he threaten.

"Just tell me what you're doing already, then!" Tsuki yelled over the rain. "Whoa!" he cried as he stepped in a large mud puddle and his leg sunk all the way to his knee. "Aw, fu€k!" Susanowa sighed as he walked over to his brother. Really, how did he survive all these years?

"I searching for Amaterasu." he said as he pulled Tsuki out.

"Uwah?"

"I'm using the rain to find Amaterasu," he said again. "I couldn't use it before because she was using her powers to hide, but now that the eclipse is nearing, her powers are weakening so I might be able to find her."

"Really?!" Tsuki said. "How soon can you find her?!" Susanowa looked at his brother sadly.

"Don't get too excited," he told him. "She's still has most of her power. We might not be able to find until the exact day of the eclipse..."

"No! No, we have to find her! We will find her!" Tsuki said as he jumped up. "Make a storm, a hurricane if you have to! We are going to find her before the eclipse! We have to!"

"Tsuki, calm down."

"You calm down and find Ama-chan!" Tsuki yelled. "We have to find her! We have to find her before the eclipse, if not then it's no good! If not by then, Sanzo... will no longer be here..." he said, tears filling his eyes. He quickly rubbed them. He would not cry. He wouldn't! Susanowa looked at him sadly.

"I'll try." he told him.

/Meanwhile/

The Sanzo party had managed to find an inn, but there was only one room available so they had to share.

"Woow. That was a big one!" Goku said as the thunder clashed.

"This rain is really something," Hakkai said as walked over with some tea. "It's a good thing we're not sleeping outside tonight." Gojyo huffed as he smoked.

"As soaked as we got out there, we might as well me." he said as he threw some cards down. "There– four of a kind!"

"Hey! Time out!" Goku yelled. Sanzo meanwhile, ignored them as she stared outside, thinking about what had happened earlier that day.

'The men who attacked us on the mountain road. I couldn't get a close look... but I swear I saw yellow eyes.' she thought. Then as an after thought she added, 'Unless I'm going crazy.'

"Are you thinking about the shikigami?" Hakkai asked as he handed he some tea.

"...You think they were shikigami?" she asked as she took it.

"Perhaps. But I didn't see a medium for the corpses." Hakkai said, looking thoughtful.

"Medium?" Goku blinked.

"Well, you know that a shikigami has someone controlling it. A medium is the controller's charm– a sort of container for his thoughts." Hakkai explained. "In Chin Yisou's case, he used mahjong tiles. An amulet or something should necessary for binding the shikigami to the spell caster."

"...Ooh." Goku said.

"You have no idea what he's talking about, do you?" Gojyo asked as he ruffled his hair.

"L-like you do, crapface!" Goku yelled, embarrassed.

"Sure I do. I've got a brain, little monkey."

"I told ya to stop callin' me monkey! Leach Kappa, roach kappa, rain kappa, kappa roll!"

"Tiny monkey, stupid monkey, bean monkey!" Finally Sanzo had enough.

"SHUT UP!" She yelled, aiming her gun at them. "Those don't even make sense anymore! Go to bed!"

"AGH! We're going to bed! Look at us! Going right now!" the two cried as the hugged each other. Then Goku suddenly remembered something.

"Hey... Wasn't Sanzo able to do magic that one time without a medium?" he asked.

"That's right!" Hakkai said as he suddenly remembered. "And now that I think about it... Tsuki can too."

"But Tsuki's magic always back fires on him. And if I remember correctly, I almost got torn to shreds." Sanzo said. Goku suddenly blushed as he remembered holding Sanzo's half naked form.

"Eh? What's with you?" Gojyo asked.

"N-None of your business!" Goku yelled. Gojyo smirked evilly.

"Heh. Well, well. Our little chimp's becoming a perv."

"Am not!!" Goku yelled.

"You are so! I know, since you keep having dreams about a certain blonde..." Gojyo teased. Goku turned even redder.

"Th-That only happened once!" he yelled.

"You're having dreams about me?" Sanzo asked as she raised an eye brow.

"WAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!! N-n-n-o! I mean, yes, no! I mean..." Goku turned redder with each word, especially when he remembered the dream. Suddenly he dashed pass them, grabbing a broom as he ran. "I'm going out!"

"In this weather?" blinked Hakkai. Gojyo laughed.

"Man, this is priceless!" he laughed. Sanzo glared at him, then smacked him with her fan. "Ow!"

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I know, this was a boring chapter, but next time there'll be action, I promise!

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