To all those still reading this, GOD BLESS YOU!!

Disclaimer: Would I be writing this if I owned Saiyuki? No. Also if I did, I wouldn't be known as GirlWithNoLife, now would I? I do own Tsuki though!

Summary: Sanzo's secret has finally been revealed! Now that the boys all know Sanzo's a girl, emotions are going haywire! And with Sanzo's death closely approaching, what is she to do? And who are these strange gods that keep appearing? And who of the boys will win Sanzo's heart?

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That night as the rain fell and our Sanzo party slept a pack of demons suddenly jumped through the hotel windows.

"Say your prayers, Sanzo Party!" they yelled as they brought their axes down upon their beds.

"Hya, ha, ha, hah, ha, ha! Those idiots let their guards down," one of them laughed. "Even Sanzo and his famous team can't stand up to us."

"Really? Sound like you kicked ass." Gojyo said cooly as he leaned against a wall. The demons turned and saw the Sanzo party, all unharmed.

"Please," Sanzo grunted. "Is that all you wanted to say?"

"S-Sanzo! No!" the demons cried when they saw her.

"That's some poor judgement you've got." she said with a bored sigh. Hakkai laughed next to her.

"You probably thought you could hide your noise and Youkai energy in the storm, hm?" he asked.

"Tough cookies, losers!" Goku yelled as he punched one of them, while Gojyo kicked another. The demons backed up a little.

"Dammit! Fine! But we're taking the sutra!" One jumped at Sanzo, but Hakkai intercepted them.

"So these are Gyumaoh Assassins. Just like they should be." he said, just before he flipped the demon. Gojyo stomped on the leader's face.

"You broke the window and let in the rain," he said, smirking. "How're you going to pay for that? Huh, sweet heat?" The demon glared up at him.

"This isn't some g-game, bastard!" he snarled. "You're a curse!"

"A what?" Gojyo twitched. Suddenly they all heard screams from the outside. They all rushed to the window and saw demons attacking the villagers.

"Wh-what's going on?!" Hakkai gasped. The demon laughed.

"Heh, heh, heh. Still think you're hot shit? None of you worry outside yourselves, do ya? " he asked. "You're not the only ones we're after. Some champions of justice you turn out to be. Ha." Sanzo placed her gun to his head.

"Shut up and die." she hissed as she pulled the trigger.

"Aah! Help...! Help me!" a man yelled as he ran.

"Ah, crap!" Goku cried as he jumped on the window sill. Before he could jump down however, the man was killed. Goku growled as he jumped down.

"All right uglies!" he yelled as he summoned his Nyoi-bo. "Here I come!" Before he could reach them, however the man from the day before appeared before him and sent the demons flying. Goku recognized him.

"Hey. You're that guy from today." he said. The man smiled at him.

"Evenin' debutantes." he said. Goku blinked.

'...Did he just call us 'aunts'?' he wondered.

"You know this guy, Goku?" Gojyo asked. The demons laughed.

"What kinda clothes are those? Who the hell are you?!" The man chuckled.

"There's no reason to introduce myself to filth like you." he said cooly. "Y'all have the most awful manners, makin' such a ruckus at night." Suddenly a very large man appeared behind him with two guns.

"What?" gasped Hakkai.

"Who's the beast?!" gasped Gojyo with wide eyes.

"Eh, who cares who it is?" the demons sneered. "Let's kill that big guy!" The man pointed forward.

"Go on." he ordered. The giant dashed forward and began shooting all the demons around him, not missing one.

"Man. He's fast!" Goku said in awe.

"Shit! Monster guns too?!" Gojyo said he covered his ears trying to block the loud blasts.

"He hasn't missed a mark." Hakkai noted. The demon were all falling faster than flies.

"Wow! That guy's awesome!" Goku cheered as he watched. Gojyo looked down at him.

"Good lord, he's got a fanboy." he twitched. Sanzo just watched the bodied all fall around her, not moving. In the back of her mind she wondered... Would she fall like that when she died? The man laughed.

"That's quite a catch, Gat. I reckon we shouldn't waste it." Then he brought up his pendant and began chanting something and spirits began to fly into it. Sanzo looked up at him.

'That man... What's he doing?' she wondered. Suddenly a demon rose and tried to attack the man from behind.

"Look out!" Goku yelled. Just then the giant intercepted the demon and his arm got chopped off in the progress. The giant didn't even flinch. The demon began to laugh.

"Ha! Serves you ri--" he was suddenly cut off when the giant suddenly crushed the demon's head with his other hand. The Sanzo party stared. Gojyo was the first to speak.

"Damn. Looks like our party just got crashed." he said.

In a few minutes, all the demon were dead.

"That should just about do it." the man said as he picked up the giant's arm. Around them, human were all badly injured.

"Oh, yeah– The town!" Goku yelled. Gojyo rushed to a old man.

"You okay, man?" he asked.

"It hurts! Waaah!" a child cried. Hakkai ran over.

"Please, Gojyo. Bring the injured to me." he called. "And move them with care."

"G-got it!" Gojyo said as he ran off.

"Mercy," the man said as he looked at the scene around him. "Isn't this a terrible sight? Look what the youkai did to those unfortunate people." Sanzo just watch him.

"Sanzo!" Goku yelled. "Can ya help us over--"

"Father! Father, please! It's me!" a girl cried over her father's body. "Open your eyes! Father?! Noooo!" Sanzo just turned away.

"It's too late for him." she said. Goku gritted his teeth. Suddenly the man appeared by the girl's side.

"Dry your tears, little lady." he told her. Then he brought out his pendant and in a flash of light, the old man started to move. Sanzo stared in shocked.

"N...No way. He just brought that guy back to life." Goku breathed.

"What?!" Gojyo yelled, pushing his wet hair back. Sanzo didn't say anything. She was just stared at the man who was gazing back at her.

"You sir. With the spectacles," the man said, turning to Hakkai. "If you're a healer, kindly take the injured."

"Well... yes. But--" Hakkai started.

"Leave the dead... to little ol' me." The man told him.

/Meanwhile/

"Tsuki, I can't keep doing this. I have to stop the rain." Susanowa told Tsuki after a few hours.

"What?! No! You haven't found Ama-chan yet!" Tsuki cried, soaked through to the bone.

"Look, if I continued anymore I'm going to start a flood, do you want that?" Susanowa tried to reason with his little brother.

"So?! Who care who dies?! We have to find Amaterasu!" Tsuki yelled. "Flood the earth if you have to!"

"Listen to yourself! Tell me, what would Sanzo do if she was here and heard you say that?" Susanowa snapped, already stopping the rain.

"But!"

"What would she do?" Tsuki sighed.

"She would smack me over the head and call me an idiot." he said, glaring at the ground.

"Really? Hunh. Too bad I'm not as refined."

"Eh? YEEEOOOWW!!" Tsuki cried as he was suddenly struck by lightening. "What the seven hells was that for?!"

"Because you're losing it! Calm down!"

"Okay, three things! One: I never had it! Two: Who are you to say if I'm losing it or not, Mr. Rampage through heaven! Three: How can I be calm when Sanzo's running out of time?!"

"That's exactly why you need to calm down! You're no good to anyone if you lose it!" Susanowa scolded him.

"Screw you! I've said it once and I'll say it again! I only care about two people and that's my lover and my sister and that's it. Everyone else can go ahead and die for all I care!" Tsuki yelled. He clutched his fist. "If... If something happens to me, it's fine. If something happens to you or aunt Kannon... that bad, but something happens to Sanzo then... then..." he couldn't finish. Susanowa sighed.

"I know. After all these years I finally understand how you feel, but think about it this way..." he said as he walked forward. "Do you think Sanzo would ever forgive you if let others die?" Tsuki was quiet, then sighed.

"Okay, fine. You win. Stop the rain. We'll continue to look on foot." he grumbled as he started to walk. Then he began to mutter to himself. "Stupid god, can't even find his own little sister. Dammit! I thought it would be easy to find, Ama-chan. After all, it should be easy to find a woman on fire, but nooo... Waaaahh!!" Just then he fell into a large hole into an underground tunnel.

"Tsuki?!" Susanowa exclaimed as he ran over to the hole.

"Ow... Hey! I found another underground city!"

"Don't touch anything!"

"Oooh! Pretty buttons..."

"Don't touch!!"

BOOM! CRASH! RUMBLE!

"TSUKI!!"

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There was no comedy in this chapter at all. sigh.. Maybe I'm losing my touch and that's why hardly anybody's reading this...

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