Disclaimer: Would I be writing this if I owned Saiyuki? No. Also if I did, I wouldn't be known as GirlWithNoLife, now would I? I do own Tsuki though!

Summary: Sanzo's secret has finally been revealed! Now that the boys all know Sanzo's a girl, emotions are going haywire! And with Sanzo's death closely approaching, what is she to do? And who are these strange gods that keep appearing? And who of the boys will win Sanzo's heart?

(Note: I'm skipping to the 5th book and going straight into my own storyline, why? Because I want to get this story done with soon!)

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//Dream//

Goku was sitting in his cave. The cave that had he had been trapped in for over 500 years. There were no chains, or bars on the entrance, but Goku found he couldn't move. No... it wasn't that he couldn't... It was that he didn't want to leave because he was waiting for someone.

"She's not coming." a voice said. Goku turned his head and saw a person was leaning against his back. He looked just like Goku except his hair was longer and his eyes more cat like.

"You... who are you?" he asked. The person grinned.

"I'm you." he said. Goku blinked.

"But how...?" The other him shrugged.

"Heck if I know. I've just been here since the beginning." he said. Goku looked away. He didn't want to talk to that guy for some reason. He just stared at the cave entrance, waiting. "She's not coming."

"Huh?!" Goku said. "What do you mean?"

"She's not here. She's gone. You didn't keep a tight enough of hold on her. You didn't even try to control her," the other him said with a scowl. "And now she's gone."

"Gone? But where?!"

//End Dream//

Goku slowly opened his eyes. He was in a brightly lit room, a hotel room he figured.

"Where.... am I?" he muttered. He looked at his hand. "What... Happened?"

Then it all came back to him.

The sound of a drum, the woman, Sanzo...

Sanzo!!

He shot up and looked around.

"Sanzo...?" he said, hoping to see Sanzo. Whenever he was hurt, she would usually be in the room with him, reading the paper. But not this time. This time he didn't see anyone. "Sanzo!" he said louder as he scrambled out of bed.

"Goku!" Hakkai said worriedly as he threw the door open. "You're awake! Thank goodness!"

"Hakkai! Where's Sanzo! Is she alright?" Goku asked.

"Goku, take it easy. We don't know if you're fully healed." Hakkai said, trying to avoid the subject. But Goku would not have that.

"I'm fine! But what about Sanzo?!" he asked. Gojyo ran a hand through his hair.

"Well Shit! You actually survived! Looks like I owe you money Hakkai." he said. Hakkai decided to ignore him.

"Goku, do you remember what happened?" he asked.

"Yeah! I remember Sanzo was about to get killed by a psycho woman! Where is she?! What happened to her?" Goku demanded. "Hakkai! Tell me!" Hakkai was silent for a moment. Then finally he said,

"We... We don't know." Goku didn't know why, but he began to shake.

"Wh.... What do you mean you don't know?! What happened?!"

"We don't know!" Gojyo suddenly yelled, surprising Goku. "We... don't know...." He then began to explain how Sanzo had lit up in bright flash of light and then transformed into a another person, who fought the woman, and then ran off when the battle was over. When he had finished explaining, Goku fell to his knees.

"S...So that's it... She's gone?" he breathed as he thought of Sanzo. "No... No! She can't be! I won't believe it!" He got up to run, but Hakkai and Gojyo grabbed him.

"Goku! Wait! You shouldn't be pushing yourself! We don't know if you're fully healed yet!"

"Hold up, Saru! The last thing we need is for you to collapse again!"

"Lemme go!" They all struggled, when suddenly the door was thrown open.

"San-chan~! I'm back from the cruel, frozen waste lands of antarctica!" Tsuki sang as he threw the door open(GWNL: What a way to ruin a serious moment!). He then blinked at the scene before him. Gojyo was holding Goku by his waist, and Hakkai had his arms around his chest. "Oh, sorry. I didn't know. I'll just leave you all alone." he said as he started to leave the room.

"Just what the hell are you thinking?!" Gojyo yelled, releasing Goku.

"You really want to know?" Tsuki asked. He looked around. "Hey, where's San-chan? I have her pills? I even brought her more tampons." Everyone went quiet, and Tsuki immediately knew something was wrong.

"What happened?" It wasn't a question. It was a demand.

They all then proceeded to tell Tsuki everything that had happened. When they were finished, Tsuki was silent. His silence was deafening to Goku because he knew Tsuki was many things, but quiet wasn't one of them.

"Tsuki?" he said. Tsuki ignored him as he walked to a fire place, where his tea was boiling. He had decided to make some as they talked.

"Tsuki?" Hakkai asked. Tsuki still didn't say anything. He just blew on his tea and started to drink it.

"Oi! Say something!" Gojyo demanded.

"Something." Tsuki said. Gojyo fell to the floor. Didn't he have this conversation before?! "Say something else!"

"Something else." Gojyo twitched.

"Do you want to get pounded?!"

"Eh, wouldn't be the first time." Tsuki calmly said. "I think women hate me, cause every one I met has sent me flying in some way. Y'know I have a theory: I think women were created to destroy man. I mean, think about it: They're good at manipulating people, they can throw you up to the moon and back--"

"Tsuki!" snapped Goku.

"Well, what do you want me to say?!" he snapped back. "You screwed up! Bad! All of you! You not only lost, but lost your leader! You're lucky I'm soooo good at keeping my temper under control, or you would all be dead!" Goku stared at him, eyes wide. Tsuki was never like this before. Never. Tsuki took a breath. "What the hell did you think was going to happen when you let yourself get stabbed through? Did you think she was going to let Uzume get away with it?! Did you think she would stick around just so it could happen again?! Did you honestly think that?!" Goku looked at the floor, knowing there was nothing he say. Gojyo and Hakkai just hung back, not really knowing what to do.

Tsuki turned away from them.

"I thought... I thought you loved her. I really did. But if you're going to do stupid things to hurt her, then maybe I was wrong!"

"I never hurt her! I was trying to protect her!" Goku yelled, trying to defend himself.

"How was dying protecting?!" Tsuki suddenly yelled, whipping towards him pain filling his eyes. "How is dying and leaving that person behind to mourn alone for over 500 years protecting?" Tsuki had to take deep breaths now as Konzen came to his mind.

"When you die... That's it. It's over. There's no second chance. You never get to see the ones you love again, or hold them... And those loved ones never gets to see you again. So... why are so many people willing to throw their life away?!" he yelled as he threw the tea cup onto the floor, shattering it into a million pieces. Then he suddenly grabbed Goku.

"Do you love her?! Do you?!" Goku didn't know what to say.

"I..." Tsuki didn't give him a chance to finish.

"If you do love her, then become stronger! That way you can not only you protect her, but you can protect yourself!" He then released Goku and walked towards the door.

"I can't... Keep doing this. It's your lives. You both messed up. Now clean up your messes." he said as he opened the door.

"Where are you going?" Hakkai asked him.

"The bar. I think I'm going to go downstairs and see if I can get drunk for the first time." Tsuki said cooly.

"Heh. You? Never drunk? I find that hard to believe." Gojyo said with a hollow laugh. Tsuki returned it.

"Well, I never saw the point. After all, alcohol tastes horrible. I've had rum cake though." Then he turned to Goku. "As for you, before you come down and talk to me you better stay up here and think looooooooong and hard about what you want and what you're going to from here on out." He was one step from leaving, then he clenched his teeth and grabbed another tea cup and threw it at Goku's head. "Baka saru!!"

"Ow!!" Goku cried as he hit the floor hard.

"What is with you?! Just what are your feelings for Sanzo anyway?!" Tsuki yelled. Goku just stared blankly at him and that made Tsuki angrier, so he left. Because if he had stayed he would have seriously hurt Goku and he knew that if he hurt that stupid monkey...

Sanzo would never forgive him.

When he left, all three demons were all silent, but for different reasons. Gojyo and Hakkai were silent because they felt bad they didn't do anything for Sanzo and because they knew exactly how Tsuki felt, while Goku was silent from confusion.

"What's with him? Why's he so... angry?" he asked them. Gojyo just 'ch'ed as he lit a smoke.

"If you really don't know... Then you really are a baka." Then he too left the room. Hakkai, meanwhile, walked over to Goku and helped him into the bed.

"Oh, my. It seems Tsuki really got you with that cup. You're bleed." he said as he used his chi to heal Goku.

"Hakkai..." Goku said slowly, looking at him. "I don't understand. I never... felt like this. How am I suppose to answer Tsuki when I'm not sure myself? How am I suppose to know if I'm in love? I mean... Whenever I think about Sanzo, my heart beats faster, and I always feel giddy. But she's six years older than me! And she's been raising me all these years so she's like my mom! And besides, she's a priest! Her and me.... it would just be wrong." Hakkai smiled.

"Yet despite knowing all that, you still find yourself wanting to be with her, don't you?" he asked. "Even though you know you shouldn't be feeling this way, and that it's forbidden, you still want to be near her and protect her no matter what." Then he stood.

"I can't tell you your feelings, because I think you already know them." Then he left, leaving Goku alone.

//Meanwhile//

Down stairs, Tsuki was drinking his 10th drink.

"Still nothing. Leave the bottle." Tsuki told the bar keep as Gojyo sat down next to him.

"What's that?" he asked him.

"Red wine. I never had a thirst for it, but Ama-chan loved it." Tsuki replied boredly as he played with the cup. "Want some?"

"Nah, I'll have a beer." Gojyo told the bartender. When had gotten his drink, he turned to Tsuki.

"So do you always help your rival fall in love with your woman, or is it just a one time thing?" Tsuki laughed.

"Heh. It's a one time thing. I know when to admit defeat. Besides..." he said as he looked into his cup. "I have a love. She was the most beautiful thing in the whole universe and trust me, I know. I've seen the universe."

"Eh? You had a girl friend? What was she? A Buddha?" Gojyo asked, looking completely surprised. This Tsuki almost fell out of seat from laughing.

"Next in line actually!" he said. Then ignoring Gojyo he continued, "She was the most important thing in the universe to me, but in the end.... I couldn't protect her. Instead, she had to protect me." He looked up to the ceiling where he knew Goku was warring with his feelings. "Sanzo looks just like her. She acts like her, talks like her... When I first saw her I thought that she could be my beloved angel, but I wrong. Sanzo smokes, drinks, kills.... Konzen couldn't stand smoking and drinking? She hated the taste. Killing? Well... she only did it when someone threaten someone she cared about." Gojyo listen closely as he drank his beer.

'Poor idiot. He's still love sick puppy.' he thought as he continued to listen.

//Upstairs//

Goku laid in bed, staring at the ceiling of his room as he lied in bed.

'Sanzo... Before her, I was all alone. And because of that I hated everything. I was so lonely... Then she appeared before me. Now that I think about it... I think... I was attracted to her the moment I saw her. Even though I thought she was a man. And as I got closer to her I began to think that... I wanted to be with her and no one else. I needed her. I've always needed her. And as I grew I wanted her to need me too. I always did whatever I could to hang on to her because I was afraid if I let her go, I would be alone like before. And I was really afraid of that. But in the end all I did was hurt her. That's all I do. But...' Goku looked outside and stared at the sun and he realized for the first time how lonely it looked, hanging alone in that sky. 'But even so I still want to see her. Even though I'm a demon and she's a human. Even though it's wrong and forbidden. I want to be near her so much because... Because...'

//Downstairs//

"Sanzo and Konzen... Are not the same. They were never the same. No matter how much I wished it, they're not. I've only just begun to realize that."

'Even though they have the same soul.... Konzen's gone. She'll never return. No matter how much I want to see her.'

"I love Konzen. Goku loves Sanzo. They're both my friends and Hoshi told me that when you care about someone, you do what's best for them no matter how it affects you. Even though it'll hurt to see someone who's so much like my Konzen to be in the arms of another, if she's happy well... Eventually I will be too." Tsuki said as he tossed the glass and began to drink the bottle. "But right now, they're just being idiots. And until they finally admit their love to each other, I won't be able to move on."

"Will you really be okay?" Gojyo asked him. Tsuki didn't look at him. He just played with drink.

"In time I will. It'll hurt for awhile, but someday in the distant future, I'll be able to move on. And who knows? Maybe I'll meet someone else too."

'Those old sayings... "The pain won't last forever," or "In time it will go away". Those are all sad lies.

The pain doesn't go away. When something hurts a person's heart, the pain stays there forever. And because those wounds never heal we have to learn to live with the pain. As we become stronger the pain feels smaller, but it's still there. But even so...'

"Hey, Tsuki?"

Tsuki turned and saw Goku walking towards him, fully clothed. From the determined look in his eyes, Tsuki guessed Goku had finally made a decision, but he kept silent.

"I... I've made a decision." Goku continued. For a second Tsuki watched him emotionlessly, then he smiled.

"Oh? Have you?"

'Even so we can't let the pain stop us from moving on and enjoying life. We can't let the pain make us forget all the others that are still here. Otherwise, all we'll ever have is regret.'

"Yes. I've decided that I'm going to become stronger. So I can protect Sanzo and myself! That way I can make sure Sanzo never gets hurt again." This made Tsuki smile even more.

'It's important to remember that pain and how you felt. That way you learn from those mistakes and they become lessons that you can pass on to others.'

"Oh? And how do you plan to do that?" he asked.

"I'm to learn magic! And I want you to teach me!" Goku said. Both Tsuki and Gojyo froze with shock when they heard that. Gojyo had shattered his glass in his hand, so it was bleeding now. Tsuki just set his down.

"Okay, I'm drunk now. I could have sworn you asked me to teach you magic."

"I did! Look, that girl had some powerful magic, I could feel it! And Sanzo has it too!" Goku said. "If I'm going to be able to help her and defeat Uzume, I'm going to need to learn it too! And you're only person I know who can help me so please!" Tsuki stared at him for a bit, then sighed.

"Alright, on one condition: From here on out, you call me Sensei!" Gojyo whipped toward them.

"Are you two serious?!"

"Of course I am! I always wanted someone to call me sensei!" Tsuki said. Gojyo twitched, the grabbed Goku.

"You come here!" he said as he dragged him a few feet away. "Dude, how hard were you hit? This is Tsuki you're asking to teach ya! This is the guy who brought a whole city from the ground! The same guy who couldn't even cast a simple wind spell!"

"I can hear you, ya know!" Tsuki snapped. "And I'd like to see ya cast a spell!" Goku sighed.

"I know Tsuki's a idiot. I mean, he wears girl's clothes all the time, but he's all I got."

"Again, I can hear you!" Tsuki pouted. "This isn't the first time I was a person's only choice, and like all the other times, I'll take it! You start tomorrow!"

"Alright! Thanks Tsuki, I won't disappoint you!" Goku said eagerly.

"Well, at this point nothing you do can disappoint me." Tsuki muttered as he took a swing of the bottle. Then he saw his brother enter with Hakkai. Apparently Hakkai had gone out to buy more bandages and had run into Susanowa.

"Onii-chan! Yo!" he said with a goofy grin. "Guess what? Goku's my new pupal!" Susanowa simply looked at the bottle in Tsuki's hands.

"That's it. No more wine for you." he said as he took it.

"I'm not drunk! It's true!" Tsuki whined as he tried to snatch it back. "Give it! Give it!"

"Goku, is he serious?" Hakkai asked Goku, who nodded.

"Yeah. I'm go to become stronger by learning magic and Tsuki's the only one I know who can teach me." Susanowa turned to Tsuki.

"You're going to teach? You who lost a shikigami on earth?"

"You make it sound so bad."

"It took over the forest for over a thousand years and almost killed your girlfriend!"

"Okay, okay. It was very bad. But I'm older, wiser, and more mature now. Besides, I have made any mistakes like that ever since." Now everyone turned to look at him, even Hakuryu.

"Excuse me?" they all said at the same time.

//Flash Backs//(Note: These are going to be scene from all the stupid things Tsuki did. If you want to skip this, just scroll on down.)

"Hey! I wonder what this does!" said Tsuki as she walked over to a giant lever.

"Don't touch that!" snapped Sanzo. She didn't know what that lever did, but it couldn't be good.

"Oh, c'mon! What's the worse that could possible happen?" Tsuki said as she pulled the lever. Just then the whole room began to shake so bad, Sanzo lost her balance and fell into Tsuki, who caught her. They heard a bunch of cracking and rumbling and finally after a few minutes it stopped. Tsuki and Sanzo shared a look then went over to a small window. Their eyes became the size of dinner plates.

"Ooh... So that's what the flying part meant... This must be some kind of flying city... Oops!" said Tsuki with a sweat drop. Sanzo glared at her.

"BAKA!!" she yelled as she hit Tsuki hard with her fan.

"OUCH! Itami! Pain!" Tsuki cried.

"Get us down!!" Sanzo yelled.

"All right, all right. It shouldn't be that hard, after all I'm great at crashing things." said Tsuki as she went to the control panel. Sanzo stared at her.

'....I'm so gonna die.' she thought.

"Let's see... I think this lands it." said Tsuki as she pushed a button. Just then they began to float off the floor like astronauts in outer space!

"Tsuki!! What the hell did you do?!" yelled Sanzo as she grabbed some stones.

"Apparently I turned off the gravity! Don't worry! I'll fix it!" said Tsuki as she air swam back to the control panel. She pushed the button again and both she and Sanzo fell to the floor with a thump. "S-see? No problem." gasped Tsuki.

"I'm so going to kill you!" panted Sanzo as she aimed her gun at her.

"WAAH! Clam down, Sanzo! Calm!" cried Tsuki. "I'm sure this next button will get us down! That or it'll blow us up."

"WHAT?!?!" But before she could stop her, Tsuki had already pushed the button. Everything seemed still for a moment, then the whole city started falling.

"WWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!"

"Yeah..." said Tsuki with a sweat drop as he rubbed his head. "It seemed I mixed up the elvish word for rage and lies mixed up, so I accidently cast a 'Spell of No Lies' on you instead of a 'Spell of no Rage' like I intended too."

"YOU DID WHAT?!" yelled Sanzo as she started to strangle Tsuki. "I'll kill you!"

"So, let me get this straight... You played around with spells you could barely understand and you made it so my niece couldn't lie and you turned yourself into a cat." said Kanzeon as she drummed her fingers.

"Uh... Yeah pretty much." said Tsuki with a sweat drop.

"Lord Tsuki-Yomi, how could you be so irresponsible?" exclaimed Jiroushin with a sweat drop.

"Hm... How indeed?" mumbled Tsuki.

"And what do you want me to do? You're the god of both the Spirt world and the moon. Surely you could handle something as simple as this." said the Kanzeon.

"True but... Right now I'm too lazy, and I'm a cat. And I'm sick of looking through all those books. So can you help us? Please?" said Tsuki.

"I don't see why I should." said the Kanzeon boredly.

"Oh, c'mon!!" whined Tsuki.

"Forget it, boyo. I'm not going to help you and no amount of begging and pleading will change my mind." said the Kannon.

'Oh, really?' Tsuki thought. Then he began to paw on the Kannon chair while crying,

"Please! Please, San-chan's gonna kill me if I don't reverse the spell! Please!"

//10 minutes later//

The goddess twitched as Tsuki continued to whine and plea.

"Please! I don't wanna die yet!"

"There." said Tsuki. "You're a despicable liar again. And best of all none of your friends are even the slightest aware that you're actually a girl! They're all such idiots!"

"TSUKI!" Sanzo suddenly yelled, wide eyes filled with fear and anger.

"Huh?" said Tsuki as she turned. She turned paper white and her hair stood as her face looked like the portrait 'Scream'. Standing in the doorway with a smile and two dots for eyes, was Hakkai.

"S...Sanzo...?" he said. He heard voices from Sanzo's room and decided to come and see. Tsuki and Sanzo just stood there.

"Don't move." whispered Tsuki. "Maybe he doesn't see us." Sanzo glared at her, then whacked her with her fan, while saying words that went WAY above the rating.

"Someone else? Who?" asked Goku. Suddenly a man with long shaggy black hair in a ponytail and brown eyes came from the air vent and landed right in from front of Sanzo.

"Hey, San-chan! Sorry, I'm late, but you guys are hard to find! I thought you were headin' west and here I find that ya are headin' back east! Make up your minds!" Tsuki said as he dug in a bag, not noticing that Goku and Gojyo were right behind him. "Oh, and I got somethin' to hide your breast from those naive idiots, because the bandages are not workin' out for me and--" He stopped. "The naive idiots are right behind me, aren't they?"

"Afraid so." said Hakkai. Tsuki turned and came face to face with the two very confused naive idiots. "Oh.... Hello, naive idiots.... Eh, heh, heh..." Then he pulled out a hat and put it on. Nothing happened. "Hey! I'm not disappearing!"

"Of course you're not, idiot!" said Sanzo as many anime veins appeared on her.

"But it worked for Chichiri on Fushigi Yugi!" whined Tsuki. Sanzo twitched and whacked Tsuki on his head.

"Baka!" Little stars were flying around Tsuki's head.

"Ooh, look... It's the constellation of Suzaku..." he muttered.

"Sanzo!" he cried as he latched onto Sanzo's arm.

"What is it this time?" she asked.

"Uh... Remember the Kraken from the flying, underground city?"

"Yes..."

"Remember when I told you I dumped it somewhere?"

"Yes..."

"Did I tell you where I dumped it?"

"No..." Then Sanzo realized. "Oh, Tsuki, you didn't!"

"I did." Just then a bunch of tentacles exploded from the lake.

Tsuki slammed the door open.

"It's begun! 24 hours of hell! We're all gonna die! Oh, it's the end of the world! Oh, the horror! The horror!" he cried. Today he was a young man with short black hair and grey eyes.

"Huh? Tsuki? What's wrong?" asked Hakkai as he looked at him.

"You sick or somethin'?" asked Goku.

"No! Is this some kind of trick question? Don't you guys realize what today is?!" Tsuki asked frantically. The others just stared at him blankly. He hit his head. "Arg! I have no hormone pills for Sanzo! I forgot to make them, and now there won't be any for 24 hours! Don't you fools know what that means?!" The others continued to stare blankly at him. He growled. "Arg!! Honestly! Do I have to spell it out for ya'll?! PMS!!" Suddenly it clicked in Gojyo head and he dropped the weights.

"Oh my god!!" he exclaimed as he fell out of his seat.

"Huh? What's wrong?" asked a confused Goku.

"FOOL!!" yelled Gojyo. "Don't you know what PMS is!! It's something women get every month! It makes them act nuts! And who is the only female of the group?"

"Uh... Sanzo?"

"Right! Now imagine her 10xs worse than usual!" Goku turned whiter than paper.

"Oh shit!!" he yelled. Even Hakuryu looked afraid.

"Now, calm down you two." said Hakkai. "Tsuki, are you sure?"

"Positive! Just trust me when I say I know!" said Tsuki as he ran over to the window.

"Are you really sure? I saw Sanzo earlier and she seemed to be perfectly pleasant." said Hakkai.

"Hakkai, when have you ever known San-chan to be perfectly pleasant? Or even pleasant for that matter?" asked Tsuki as he opened the window.

"We gotta get out of here!" cried Goku as he ran over to the window as well.

"I'm with you!" yelled Gojyo.

"Now everybody, please!!" said Hakkai as he pulled them all away from the window. "Be reasonable! We're on the 3rd floor!"

"Hakkai, it's going to be a 24 hours of an emotional roller coaster with Sybil at the wheel until I can make those pills! Trust me, I know!" said Tsuki as he started to jump out the window.

"Tsuki! You can't go out that way!" cried Hakkai as he grabbed Tsuki's arm.

"Sure I can! And Hakkai, I hope you know I'm perfectly prepared to gnaw my own arm off." said Tsuki as he tried to pull away.

"Now Tsuki, calm down! I assure you, Sanzo does not have PMS today!" assured Hakkai. Suddenly Sanzo entered, wearing her usual entire.

"Oh, boys..." she said slowly. "Do you think I'm pretty?" All the boys froze.

"I'm outta here!" Gojyo yelled as he bolted out of the room.

"You were saying?" asked Tsuki.

"As you were." said Hakkai as he released him.

"WHOA!! HEY! Hey! I thought you were just going to make a small whirlwind... NOT START A FRICKIN' HURRICANE!!" yelled Gojyo as he grabbed on to a rock. Hakkai was shielding Sanzo and Hakuryu.

"WAAH!! I don't like small spells! They're hard!" whined Tsuki.

"Shouldn't it be the other way around?!" yelled Gojyo.

"Wow! This place is so lively. And look at all that food!" said Goku as he looked at it from an ally. "Right, Tsuki?" he said as he looked back at Tsuki. Then he did a anime fall when he saw the get up Tsuki was wearing. He was wearing golden bullets, grenades, a bazooka gun on his back and was holding two rifles(basically a army man.).

"What's with that get up?!" yelled Goku.

"In case you've forgotten, we have no money. And I'm tired of stealin', so I'm just going to shoot my way through!" said Tsuki as the sunglasses he was wearing flashed. "Follow me if you want to eat!"

"What is your name? Age?" he asked.

"Genjyo Sanzo. 23 years old." said Tsuki cutely. Minister Chan shook in delight and grabbed his hands.

"Please marry me!" he said. Goku turned paper white as his jaw dropped through the floor when he heard this.

"How can you say that?!" cried Chan. Then he made a globe appear. "Who was the one who showed me this appearance?!" he asked as the globe floated in the air. The globe then showed a image of Tsuki in the form of Sanzo, posing sexily. Gojyo's jaw dropped, Hakkai stared, and Sanzo blushed a little. Goku screamed loudly. They were soooooooo dead!

"Shit!!" Tsuki cried as he made a actually whirlwind and blew Chan far, far away.

"Die Sanzo!" yelled the money monster as he was about to attack Sanzo.

"Sanzo, look out!" said Hakkai as he got in front of Sanzo.

"Wait!" a voice suddenly yelled. Everyone turned and saw Tsuki, disguised as Sanzo, except he was half naked. Hakkai just stared as Gojyo twitched a little along with Goku, who was blushing while Sanzo twitched. A lot. The money monster blushed as he became love struck.

"S-Sanzo..." he said in lovestruck voice.

"Now's the time!" Tsuki yelled in his normal voice as he used Goku's weapon to attack the money monster. He knocked the money monster out, then the monster went back to Chan. Tsuki grinned. "Ha! Fighting sleek and sexily a success!"

"Can't you use the door like a normal person?" she asked flatly. Damn. She so wasn't in the mood for him.

"Ha, ha! Actually, I just wanted to give you something." he said with a odd smile.

"Oh?" said Sanzo. Just then Tsuki threw mud in her face! She blinked, then snarled "What the hell was that for?!" Tsuki stuck his tongue out.

"Nngh! Come get me, old lady!" he taunted as he backed away from the window.

"What, are you 5?!" Sanzo growled. "It's raining out there, dickwad!"

"What's the matter?" teased Tsuki with a sly grin. "Afraid you're gonna melt like the wicked witch you are?" Hakkai, who was watching from the doorway, stared at Tsuki like he was crazy(which he was.).

"How... How did you manage to turn Sanzo into a child?!" Hakkai asked, positively livid with rage.

"I didn't! Not that it hasn't happen before. I just got her switched!" Tsuki said quickly, circling away from Hakkai. "Sanzo, our Sanzo, is 500 years in the past, and her, er, ancestor, is in little Kouryuu's time and little Kouryuu's with us."

"So you're telling me you somehow managed to switch out three people?" growled Gojyo as he took a few steps towards Tsuki. "How the hell did you manage to do that?!"

"It wasn't just me! I had help from me!" Tsuki said, now backing away from Gojyo as well. "Arg! It's too complicated to explain!"

"You've done a lotta things, Tsuki, but this has to be the dumbest!" Goku yelled at him as he started towards Tsuki as well.

"Apparently you haven't known me very long! This is only the 3rd dumbest!"

"Look you dumb, chickens...." Tsuki said as he backed away from the angry chickens before him. "I'm all out of crackers! See?" he showed them the empty bag, but the just glared at him.

"Liar! You're holding out on us, aren't ya?" they seemed to say.

"Arg! Look I don't have time for this! I'm outtie!" Tsuki said he turned.

"Ho! Not so fast!" suddenly a chicken tried to do a flying karate kick at him. "Chicken kung-fu!"

"No way!" Tsuki explained as they flew at him.

"So you have seen her?" Susanowa asked a farmer, completely oblivious to Tsuki who was fighting off the kung-fu chickens with a stick, but he was losing badly. The farmer nodded.

"Hai. She passed by a few days ago with a younger girl. Last I saw, they were heading towards a village." he told Susanowa. In the back ground Tsuki was getting his head pecked to death by the chicken.

"Can you tell me which village?" As the farmer told Susanowa the name of the village, Tsuki became frustrated with the chicken.

"That it! You're crispy fried!" he chanted a spell and suddenly a blast of fire appeared and cooked all the chickens.

"My chickens!" exclaimed the farmer with tear.

"Tsuki!!" hissed Susanowa, like a snake.

"What? I won! They started it!"

"Ow... Hey! I found another underground city!"

"Don't touch anything!"

"Oooh! Pretty buttons..."

"Don't touch!!"

BOOM! CRASH! RUMBLE!

"TSUKI!!!!!!"

"Hey," he greeted. "Can you tell me where I am?" The penguins all blinked up at him cutely him for a minute, then they all suddenly pulled out butcher knifes and started to attack him! "Waugh! Not again!"

"Tsuki! Stop playing with those birds and find out where we are!" Susanowa yelled from the tower.

"Who the hell is playing?!" Tsuki yelled as he ran for his immortal life.

"Get him!!" the penguins yelled in penguin language as they chased after him.

//End Flashback//(Okay, it's over.)

"See? All those problems were worst." Tsuki said. "Man, you guys have a long memory. Those took up 5 pages at least." Then he walked over to Goku and grabbed him. "Well, ether way, monkey boy's mine now. C'mon! We're going somewhere where you can't hurt anybody." Susanowa sighed as he turned to the band.

"Gentleman, if you will." The band then began to play the funeral music for dead soldier.

"Enough already!!" Tsuki snapped. Goku laughed nervously.

'Kannon, please let me come out with all my body parts in tact.' he silently prayed.

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GWNL: Well, Goku made his own grave stone didn't he? Well, next chapter we get to see Tsuki train Goku and who knows. Maybe I'll show San-chan.

But before we sign off, I gotta ask: Why do all like Tsuki so much? Don't get me wrong, I love him but most people don't like Ocs, so why him?

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