Disclaimer : I obviously don't own Spongebob Squarepants. I give all credit to it's official owners.

SUMMARY: What if Spongebob got married, and had a kid?

Spongebob was working like any normal day at his favorite place in the entire ocean, The Krusty Krab. He was humming a tune of a song that he had heard on the radio earlier, while flipping delectible, heart clogging Krabby Patties. Before he knew it, it was his time for lunch break. He whisled as he left the kitchen, and sat down to eat a Sea Butter and Jellyfish Jelly sandwhich. Then he saw her, she was a sponge with long brown hair and bright blue eyes. She was square just like Spongebob himself, she wore bright red lipstick and had long eye lashes. She wore a purple dress with a red tie. Spongebob's heart beat a million miles per hour.

Then Spongebob had a flash back of when he and Patti where on their date at the Krusty Krab. "Oh Patti I love your buns, there so perfect" he had told her so many times. His flashback ended when she came up to him and asked "Excuse me, are you Spongebob Squarepants?". Spongebob was quick to answer "Yes, the one and only fry cook for the one and only Krusty Krab!" he said then wiggled his eye brows. "Oh well, I'm Spongetta Yellow, I was wondering if I could have one of those delectible Krabby Patties that I hear people talking about so often." Spongebob quickly ran to the kitchen and yelled "Sure thing Spongetta!"

After Spongebob had whiped her up a krabby patty she asked him to sit with her. "So do you live in Bikinni Bottom?" Spongebob asked. "Yes, I just moved here."

Everyday Spongetta would come to the Krusty Krab to eat krabby patties but mostly to see Spongebob. Then, she got an idea. What if she got a job there. She hoped on that idea.

"Mr. Krabs?"

"Yes. Um, loyal customer." Mr. Krabs said with a chessey smile

"Well I was wondering if I could get a job here?"

mind went straight to the money, he'd have to pay her. "No, I don't want to pay yo- we don't need any help."

"I will work for free ."

"YOU'RE HIRED!"

"Spongebob, Squidward!" Mr. Krabs yelled as his two loyal employees came to his office. "Reporting for duty!" Spongebob said. Squidward sulked and sighed. "We have a new employee named Squaretta Yellow. I expect you to show her around, help her out. She's working for free. Treat her well!" he continued to paint a green tomato red so he wouldn't have to throw it away saying that it was out of date.

Spongebob immediatley remembered Squaretta. He did a little Irish Jig while thinnking about having a new employee. "HELLOOOOOOO SQUARETTA!" Spongebob yelled as she entered the store with a lunch box with a Sea butter and jellyfish jelly sandwhich in it.

While Squaretta worked there her and Spongebob became pretty close friends. And they started to like each other very much. So they decided that they would start to date. Unfourtunatley this didn't go down well with Patrick. He was jealous of Squaretta and said that 'she isn't the best friend that had their bestfriends forever ring'. Spongebob was stuck in a tight spot and after talking to Squaretta and Garry he decided that he had to hook Patrick up with a girl.

"Patrick come on I have a surprise for you!" Spongebob said happily. "Will Squaretta be there?" he said snobbily. "Theres ice cream" Spongebob said with a sneaky look on his face. "Oh boy!" Patrick yelled and they both ran to Goofy Goobers Ice Cream bar. "You know Spongebob, maybe Squaretta isn't so bad." between bites of his ice cream. Spongebob made the same face he did when he found out that Squidward liked Krabby Patties. "I knew you'd like her Patrick, she's awesome!"

They ate ice cream for awhile, then Squaretta and her friend Starcy came in. Starcy was a chubby starfish kinda like Patrick, she sure smelt like him. She had short red hair and green eyes, she wore a purple shirt with green pants. "Hi so your uhhhhh Patrick right?" Starcy asked. "Who me. Yeah" Patrick answered. They talked for awhile and seemed to really enjoy each others company.

About three years later, things have gone well with the four of them. They'd all hang out. Spongebob had something in mind, he wanted to surprise Squaretta. They were working at the Krusty Krab together when he got on the speaker at the front boat where orders are placed. "I have an announcment" he said, very loudly. "I need Squaretta!" She came out from behind the counter. "I want to let you know that bubble blowing and jelly fishing with you is so much fun," a tear escaped his eye "Will you marry me?" "Yes!" they both started blubbering like babies. The people at the Krusty Krab all Awwwwwww'd.

A year after and their first son was born, Spongebob Junior. They looked at their son, obviously blubbering, cause they're very emotional sponges. "He's your brand." Squaretta said sweetly.

AN: Hahaha I might continue this I don't know. I had fun making this, I tried to ad some comedy in this, I probably failed though. Review plox ? :D