DISCLAIMER: I Don't own Spongebob. Obv

AN: So I've been switching SQUARETTA'S name from Squaretta to Spongetta, it was pointed out. Thank you btw. :D 3. But just clearing it up that it's SQUARETTA. Hehe sorry.

Spongebob woke up with a pouding on his head. He looked over to see his pink friend also laying down. He rubbed his spongey face to find he had gotton stubble overnight. He looked around at all the empty ice cream dishes and realized where he was. He and Patrick had partied-hartied too hard the night before, and had one too many ice creams. It was the wedding party, that only Spongebob and Patrick attended. Squidward was invited along with everyone else in Bikini Bottom but he had a date with some girl named Clarinet. So sadly he could not attend.

"Hey Pat, you awake?" Spongebob asked. "Uhhh where am I ?" his fat pink friend asked. "Well we went to the wedding party-" Spongebob was cut off by Patrick "I HAVE TO GO TO WORK." he screamed as he franticly got one more ice cream and put it in the suitcase that magically appeared into his hands."Wait Pat, you don't have a job." Spongebob reminded Patrick. "Oh yeah. OH NO! I told Starcy that I was going to get a job. I gotta go Spongebob see you tommarow!" he said as he ran out. "Wait Pat you forgot," Spongebob started to say but it was too late and Patrick was already long gone, "your pants."

Meanwhile at the Squarepants recidence Squaretta was teaching Spongebob Junior how to tie a knot with the record Garry had given Spongebob the time that he had down right forgot how to tie his shoes. S.J (Spongebob Junior) he was getting mad when he couldn't get it right. "DARNET I GIVE UP" he yelled. Squaretta gasped, "THAT'S NOT THE SQUAREPANTS ADDITUDE. TO YOUR ROOM!" she yelled. They had turned Spongebob's library into a bedroom for S.J.

Just then Spongebob ran into the door, crying. Something had obviously gone wrong since five minutes ago when he was telling Patrick how he'd forgotten his pants. "What's wrong, my Spongey Baby." Squaretta asked. "I WAS WALKING HOME WHEN I WAS BIT BY CLAM!" Spongebob yelled while he cried, S.J had heard the comotion. He looked from the crack of his door to see his two parents crying over a little bite on his fathers finger. He closed the door and pretended he didn't just see that. He wished he had parents more like, Squidward.

Little did Spongebob and Squaretta know, that their two year old son was very intelligant, probably even more than them. He was kinda like a super genious. Which was odd, cause he had not one strand of inteligence in his blood. He walked too his window and looked out it, looked at the claims which reminded him of his crying father downstairs.

Patrick was running around town trying to find a job. Well that was his intentions. Somehow he ended up at a ice cream shop, little did he expect his new wife to be there eating ice cream as well. He tried to escape but failed. "Hi honey! Hows the new job? Gettin' a ice cream on break?" she asked, oblivous to Patricks new symptons of severe sweating, and shaking, and looked everywhere but into here eyes. "Yeah." he said nervously. "Cool, sweetstar. Better get back to though, alright?" Starcy replied. And with that Patrick was off faster than you could say stupid.

But besides the fact of his unemployment delema he had another. He needed to talk to somebody. He needed to talk to his BFF, Spongebob Squarepants.

"Hey Spongebob, can you come outside?" Patrick said. Spongebob walked outside to see his pink friend, "Yes Pat?" Spongebob asked, "Can I tell you something Spongebob."

"Sure Patrick, you know you can tell me anything."

"Ok, I'm pregnant."

AN: lol sorry this chapter was kinda lame & short. I just moved so I haven't had typing time. Next chapter will be better, I promise ! :D Reviews please 3 I base my next chapters around them. :3