Sonic Insanity

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The Egg Christmas Tree shook as Eggman let out a milk-curdling laugh. "Bwahaha! Looks like it's the end for the Sonic crew!" It began to charge up a huge laser, and then shot it at the ground. Knuckles courageously picked up the car and threw it into the path of the laser.

"Drat! How could I forget that for some reason, my lasers can destroy the moon but not a car?" bellowed Eggman in frustration. "Well… eat this!" The machine began picking up Christmas trees and flinging them wildly around.

Tails jumped into some kind of ridiculous anime mechanical robot suit and began shooting more bullets than seen in all the Rambo movies. Knuckles dodged a huge evergreen and yelled over at Sonic. "Sonic, if we don't make it out of this, I'm just sorry that I never let you have the gravy at dinner!"

"And I'm sorry that you'll have to deal with that, once we get out of this!" roared Sonic. "Now, let's try to trip it!"

"TRIP IT?" screamed Shadow. "What is this, Empire Strikes Back? How are we supposed to trip that thing?" He pulled out a katana and sliced a Christmas tree in half.

"Let's untie its shoelaces!" said Sonic, gesturing toward the Converse All-Stars that the machine was inexplicably wearing.

So, while Tails created a small diversion by blowing up a quarter mile of Christmas trees, Knuckles crouched down and began to untie the Egg Christmas Tree's laces. It staggered around and fell over. Everyone got together and pushed it through the netter. Within seconds, the Egg Christmas Tree was smothered in netting.

"Hah! This isn't the end!" shouted Eggman, launching an escape pod. It blasted through the netting… and flew away, leaving Eggman in the Egg Christmas Tree.

"Oh," he said. "Maybe I should have gotten into the escape pod first…"

"YOU THINK?" shouted Sonic, maddened by the doctor's stupidity.

A bunch of police came up and arrested Eggman. He was carried off screaming.

So later the next day, everyone was just sitting around.

"I know!" said Tails. "Let's go to the movies!"

"What is there?" asked Sonic interestedly, chomping on some kind of x-treeeeeeeeeeme cheese snack.

"Syriana, Chronicles of the Longest Title Ever, King Kong, 50 Cent," said Shadow.

"That sounds good…" mused Sonic. "Hey, Knux, if you don't show up in the Pimpmobile, we can bring our girls."

"Sounds good," said Knuckles, already forming his scheme for another ride.

So, all the chicks were available, and everyone went out to pick them up. Going to the mall, all of them (Knuckles and Rouge were late) stared up at the screen.

"Hmmm… how about Chronicles of Narnia?" suggested Cream to Tails. They went in.

"Two tickets for Chronicles of Narnia," Tails asked.

"Oh, aren't you just the cutest thing!" gurgled the ticket vendor. Tails, his teeth grinding, blew up the ticket stand and walked in with his date.

"I'd like to see Syriana," Shadow mused.

"Oh, I dunno," Amy said slyly. "I think the Family Stone might be good…"

"What? Hell no! I'm a man! I'm not doing that chick flick horse sh- oh no," he muttered as Amy took on the appearance of an angry goose.

"Little Mister Bad Boy just got emasculated to the nth degree," whispered Sonic, knowing very well about Amy's fits.

Several minutes and one explosion later…

"All right! All right!" growled Shadow. "We'll see it!" Sonic and Tikal had already gone off to King Kong. They went in.

But little did Sonic and Tikal know, that hiding in the theater was the dreaded Fanboy Billy seen in Chapter 17. And if King Kong wasn't enough, then nothing would make him happier than Sonic and Tikal at the theater… an autograph-filled, leet-translated scheme entered the Fanboy's head.

Quickly he told his plan to his superior. "This is an amazing plan! I can get Sonic's signature!"

"Bah! I could think of a better plan with my hands tied behind my back!" barked the leader. Billy simmered with annoyance at this random remark. "But it'll have to do. Quickly now!"

"Excuse me, sir," said Billy, approaching Sonic, "can I have your auto-"

Sonic assumed that Billy was talking on a cell phone to someone, and he kicked the fan boy out of the theater.

"NO! Our plans are RUINED!" roared the leader.

"What about all your amazing other plans?" sneered another fanboy.

"Er… traffic was bad," said the leader in embarrassment, hanging his head. The fanboys shook their heads in unified disgust.

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