Ashiko: Revenge is underway!

Rima: Can't you talk normally for once!

Ashiko: Nope…. XD! Sorry about this chapter… I was supposed to update earlier but because my evil grandmother made me go dress shopping against my will, this chapter is now late! Boo.

Rima: Wait, I've seen you in dresses before! How come you're so sad?

Ashiko: Because every time I wear a dress, it's against my will! I'd rather wear an old t-shirt and short tattered shorts!

Rima: Whatever. Ashiko does not own Shugo Chara!, Barney, crowbars and all the other stuff in this chapter. Also guest stars include Radiant Rainbow, SkyXBlaze, SupperBlizzardJack and xxxUtauloverxxx.

Ashiko: Yup! I only own myself! Cause if I did own Barney, someone would have shot him in the first episode!

KusuKusu: Enjoy!

Kukai's Pov

After Ikuto walked out the door, Ashiko started laughing her ass off! "Ikuto must have REALLY sticky teeth!" HAHAHAHA!" she laughed. I shrugged "Whatever." I told her. She grabbed her sunglasses and my car keys. "I'm going to the store. Who needs something?" she asked. Just then Ikuto stuck his head in the door. "OO OTHPASH!" he yelled. "What?" we yelled at him. He grabbed the toothbrush and yanked it as hard as he could, but it didn't come out. He sighed (or at last I think he did) and texted me what he said. "OH! He wants new toothpaste." I told her. She shrugged "Whatever" she said before grabbing the keys and leaving.

Ashiko's Pov

I left the house to start more revenge. I stopped at Wal-mart and walked in, taking off my sunglasses. My friend, Blaze, worked the afternoon shift. I walked up to the counter and slammed my hands down. "I need hair dye." I told him. He looked at me like I was Tadase who just gone under a Chara-change. "Why? Your hair is fine." He told me. I smirked "It's not for me." I told him. "What color?" he asked. "Anything abnormal." I told him. He looked at me quizzically. "Again… why?" he asked. "Revenge." I told him. He laughed "What did Kukai do?" he asked me. "They played this huge prank and made me believe they were dead Oh well, this'll teach them." I said. He handed me a box of hair dye and I smirked at the color. Purple. "Thanks." I said. I handed him the money and he said "No prob. Tell me how it works out." I got into Kukai's car and started to drive home. On the way the song "Gives You Hell" By: The All-American Rejects came on the radio. I sang along, knowing I would have the last word.

I walked in and threw Ikuto some toothpaste. He got the toothbrush out and was going to brush his teeth. I walked to the bathroom and took the shampoo bottle. I poured the hair dye in and heard an echo from downstairs. "My hair is too poofy. I'm going to wash it."Utau said. I quickly put the bottle back and ran out. I sat on my bed and texted my friend Asuka about everything. "Wow. They sure gotcha. Whaddaya have in mind 4 revenge?" she asked. I smirked and texted "Super Glue, hair dye and a bunch of other stuff. They'll know not to mess with me anymore."

I quickly typed and threw my phone on the bed when I heard the water in the bathroom turn off. I smirked and put my ear to the door. "EEEEPPPP! MY HAIR IS PURPLE!" Utau cried. I laughed at that. I ran out of my room and saw the clock. 5:30. I decided to start dinner. I finished frying dinner and put it out on a plate. "DINNER!" I called at the top of my lungs. They all walked down the stairs including Utau, whose blonde pigtails were now purple. We sat down and started to eat. "This is good. What is it?" Ikuto asked. I smirked "Fried cat." I replied. Ikuto spit out and it hit Amu, who was sitting across from him. "Gross!" Amu squeaked. "I got it from an Arabian market." I told him. He ran to the kitchen and got a blueberry muffin. I laughed at that.

As soon as we were done, we went out to see a movie. It was called "Bad Teacher" (Don't Own!). After we finished the movie, we went home and got ready for bed. I went to bed then got up at 7 am, the time pre-school usually started. I got dressed in a purple tank top that had the word Guess written across it in black sparkles. I threw on skinny jeans and purple high heels. I put on a purple bracelet that Kukai got me for my birthday. I put on a really pretty headband with an attached black top hat with purple feathers and black lace. I kept my hair down and I ran downstairs to the emergency only cabinet. I searched through the cabinet, looking for something important for revenge. "Let's see…. Bat, tennis racket, metal bat, lacrosse stick… are this weapons or sports things!" I cried. "Whateve. Ummm….. Hunting knife, shotgun... Whoa whoa whoa. Shotgun! What the hell! Oh it's not loaded." I said to myself. "Here it is!" I said taking a crowbar and walking up to Tadase's room. I opened the door quietly and tiptoed in. I stood above him and then he quietly stirred. "Ashiko-cha-" but he didn't get to finish since I smacked him over the head with the crowbar, knocking him out and giving him a fairly big sized bump on his head. I tried to lift him but he was SO FREAKNG HEAVY! I got out my phone and dialed a specific number. "WHAT THE HELL, ASHIKO! WE WERE SLEEPING!" Blaze and Blizzard's voices rang through the phone. "Whatever I need help get over here." I told them. "We don't want too." Blizzard answered. "WELL TOO BAD! GET YOUR LAZY ASSES OVER HERE BEFORE I GO OVER THERE AND DRAG YOU OUT OF BED AND OVER HERE!" I said before hanging up. In 15 minutes they were there still dressed in their sleep shirts and shorts. "What the hell?" Blaze asked. "I need help. Go to Tadase's room and get him out of bed and put him in the back of your truck." I commanded and they walked upstairs and I put on purple lipstick and black eye make-up. They lifted him in the truck and I hopped in. Blaze got in the front seat and Blizzard got in the passenger seat. "Where to?" Blaze asked. "The costume shop right next to the sports shop." I said. Blaze drove to the costume shop and I got out and ran in the store. On the counter, reading a teen magazine was Asuka. "Hey! Watcha need?" she asked me. I smirked "A Barney costume, some sticky notes and a pen." She looked frazzled but handed me everything I needed. I handed her $50.00 and left. I thrusted the Barney costume into Blizzard's hands and said "Put it on him." He complied and I went to the sports store next door. Sitting behind the counter with her feet up, was Yuki. "Hi." She said. "Hey. I need 4 metal bats." I told her. She sighed "What did Kukai do?" she asked. "He pulled a prank and this is gonna make him regret it." I said as I handed her $30.00 "Thanks" I said before going back to the car. By that time it was 8:00. The time preschool started. Tadase was in the Barney costume and I told Blaze to drive to preschool. "Blizzard put Tadase next to the entrance." I commanded. He put Tadase by the door and I put the metal bats next to him. I stuck a sticky note with my messy writing on it and knocked on the door. "Get down." I said once in the van and we watched what happened. The kids came outside and one of them picked up the note. "Beat me I have candy inside!" the kid squealed. They picked up the bats and started to beat Tadase and I got a huge kick out of this. Blaze, Blizzard and I laughed all the way home. They dropped my off and I gave them each 20 bucks for helping me. I went inside and found them looking around the house. "Where's Tadase?" Rima asked. I giggled. "No where special…"

Ashiko: Done! What did you think?

Tadase: I can't believe you had pre-schoolers beat me up!

Ashiko: Well I don't like you….. so yeah.

Tadase: *sigh* Review!

Ashiko: If you review, I'll let you beat Tadase!

Tadase: What? NO!

Ashiko: TOO BAD IT'S NOT YOUR DECISION! Anyways Review!