Ashiko: I'M BACK!

Kukai: Crap!

Ashiko: Are you not happy to see me! *Gasp*

Kukai: No! It's that.. well... umm... ah, screw it just kick my ass and get it over with.

Ashiko: *Kicks Kukai's ass* THERE! NOW YOU'LL LEARN TO MISS ME!

Kukai: She owns nothing! *Runs away*

Ashiko: ENJOY! *Runs after him*

Ashiko's Pov

"Hi, I'm Chronos" said the girl standing at the door. Her hair was dark brown and tied up in a Len Kagamine way. Her eyes were brown and she wore glasses. She had a pair of headphones around her neck and wore a t-shirt, hoody and jeans. "Hi, Nagi." she siad as she walked over to him. "Hey, Chronos." he said back. "These are my friends Amu, Ikuto, Tadase, Rima, Yaya, Kairi, Kukai, Utau, Kirishima and Ashiko." Nagihiko said pointing to each of us. Chronos gave a small wave and sat down on the couch. I ran upstairs while everyone getting to know each other. I went midnight shopping last night and got some clothes. I ran into Kukai's room with a trash bag and threw all his regular clothes in it. I replaced his clothes with blouses, skirts, dresses, high heels, boots, clips, hair bands anything girly you could think of. I ran downstairs, smirking.

"Kukai!" I whined. "I don't want to cook. Can we go out to eat?" I asked. He smiled at me and said "Sure of course we can." "AWESOME! Thanks Kukai!" I said, running over and hugging him. He hugged back and just smiled. After a while, I got bored sitting downstairs. So, naturally, I fell asleep at the bar stool. Smooth, Ashiko, Smooth.

Kukai's Pov

I was walking over to get a glass of water, when Ashiko fell off the bar stool. It's very high and Ashiko's kinda... short. I caught her (just barely) and almost had the urge to yell at her. When I saw she was asleep. Man, she's been slepping alot. She's probably tired from getting us back. I did'nt feel like walking up the stairs so I let her sleep with her head in my lap. I miss the little cousin that wasn't so... evil. She's so sweet when she wants to be.

After a while, she woke up. "Kukai? What happened?" she asked sitting up. "You fell asleep at the bar stool. I didn't want to carry you upstairs though." She smiled at me. "Thanks Kukai." she said before running off upstairs. I followed her because I was going to change so we could go out to dinner. I walked into my room to find all my clothes replaced with girls clothes. "ASHIKO!" I yelled and I could here her fall off her bed laughing all the way down the hall. I smiled knowing she got me. She is my little cousin and I love her. No not like that, you pervs. I went to Nagihiko's room and asked if I could borrow a t-shirt and shorts. He loaned me some and I went into Ashiko's room. She was sitting on her bed reading the next volume of the manga "Shugo Chara!". I never understood what was so special about it. I sat down next to her and she put her book down. "Ready?" she asked. I was pretty sure everyone else was ready. She threw the blanket off to reveal she was wearing a white t-shirt and beige shorts with blue peace sign bracelets all up her left arm. She wore a black headband and put on a necklace with hiroglyphics on it. The hiroglyphics spell out her name. We walked out of the room and she hopped in her car. "I'll meet you there. I have a headache, I'm going to get tylonol." she said before recing off in her car.

Ashiko's Pov

I sped down the road, stopping at the nearest kitchen store. See, Utau's house had a basketball court in them that Kirishima uses. I went in and bought a kitchen knife. I sped to the restaurant where everyone was waiting. We sat down and the waitress came over to serve us.

"Hi! My name is Yumi and I'll be your waitress..." she trailed off when she saw the guys. Utau pulled Kukai closer to herself. Did I mention were we are eating? We are eating at Outback Steakhouse. We all pushed our boyfriends closer to us. She gave us all a glass of water.

"I'll be back to take your boyfr- I mean, orders!" she said and I glared at her.

She walked away and Amu almost screamed. "THAT BITCH IS A MAN STEALER!" Amu screamed and everyone looked at her. "Sorry." Amu giggled. "Ok, I want a new waitress." Rima said, getting closer to Nagi.

The woman came back but of course she took the guys orders first. "Ok! I'll be back!" she said after taking orders from the guys. I had enough. I heard a pong and my hierogliphics necklace was replaced with the black bat chocker. Shit. "Excuse Me! What about us girls?" I asked. The girl turned around and looked at me. "Sorry! Guess I was overwhelmed by how hot the guys are. I forgot you were there!" she said.

She did something just to make us jealous. She leaned down and licked Ikuto's ear. "OH NO SHE DIDN'T" Amu screamed jumping up to kill her. I, being the strongest, held her back but she did the same to the other guys. "OH HELL NO!" Utau and I yelled and I got up to kill her. I grabbed her by her collar and punched her straight in the nose. "NEXT TIME, GO HIT ON SOME OTHER GUYS THAT ARE NOT TAKEN!" I yelled as I let go of her and dropped her to the ground. Her nose was bleeding but she didn't seem to care. She threw a punch, but I dodged and smacked her in the stomach. She winced in pain, but continued to fight. She picked up a staek knife and puled her arm back. Are you kidding me? A frickin' steak knife was going to kill me.

Then I heard the a cursed words. 'Crap' I thought as Devilina did the 'My Own Heart: UNLOCK!' handgesture.

"MY Own Heart: UNLOCK!" I yelled and immediatly Kukai screamed "SHIT!"

"Charanari: Devil Diva!" I shouted.

"Well, well, well, Ms. Yumi. You must have death wish." I said to her. She threw the knife at me and my trident appeared in my hand. She looked horrified. "Devil's Spear!" I shouted as I blocked the knife with my trident. I smacked her in the nose, again, and she fell down next to my seat. She looked at my purse and my drivers license. "Well, Ms. Britney. You cannot defeat me. I will have these boys!" Yumui shouted. I flinched as I walked up to her. I smacked her with all my power and she fell. "MY NOSE! I think it's broken!" she scremed out, holding her nose. I picked her up by hr collar and kneed her in the stomach. No one calls me Britney without getting pulverized." I whispered as I dropped her. I dragged everyone out of the restaurant and we drove off. "I'm never going back there." I said.

I got home and ran to the basketball court. I tore a hole in every basketball. I heard Kirishima around the corner and hid. "NOOOOO! WHY!" he asked the gods. I giggled and ran t omy room. I picked up my manga ad thought to myself 'Today was fun.'

Ashiko: I'm done! Finally!

Bribio: YO!

Ashiko: Oh yeah, this is my sister, Bribio.

Bribio: SUP!

Ashiko: Bribio, take it away!

Bribio: Please R&R!