Dalek Poetry Reading Club
The Daleks gathered around in a circle. One of them the rolled forward, a piece of paper attached to his eyestalk. He cleared his throat. "WEL-COME TO THE FIRST DALEK POET-RY READING CLUB", he announced to the group, "THIS ONE IS CALLED DAFFODILS. EXTERMINATE DAFFOLDILS".
He rolled back, and another came forward. "I FOUND THAT VERY MO-VING. MY PO-EM IS CALLED LOVE", this Dalek then cleared his throat, "EXTERMINATE LOVE".
"MY ONE IS CALLED HUMANS", another Dalek said, "EXTERMINATE HUMANS".
"THE DOC-TOR", went another one, "EXTERMINATE THE DOC-TOR".
"Oh thank you", a voice said from the corner of the room, "It's so nice to think that you hate me so much you are reduced to writing poetry about me. It's so sweet!"
"IT IS THE DOC-TOR", the first Dalek screamed, "EXTERMINATE THE DOC-TOR".
"HEY, THAT IS MY PO-EM", the Dalek who had last read of poem cut in; "YOU STOLE MY IDEA".
"NO I DID NOT", the first Dalek responded, whilst the Doctor broke out into a smile as he laid down his trap for the Daleks.
"YES YOU DID", the second Dalek to read joined in, "I CALL COPY-RIGHT ON MINE".
"ME TOO".
"AND ME".
"AND AGHHHH...", and with that the Dalek poetry club was no more as the Doctor legged it from the explosion he had just rigged.
AN: And I'm back, after a long break. Thanks to Frankie Boyle from Mock the Week for the inspiration. Look it up on YouTube if you don't get it. Please review.