Coincidence?

Summary: A pointless filler chapter that's supposed to keep you guys sustained and amused until I can a) Get the next chapter from my still unfixed laptop or b) Write a new chapter 9. -sigh-

AN: Ahem. I'm SOOOOOOOOO sorry for this long delay, my dear followers! (lol followers...-is bricked-) In attempt of getting your forgiveness (You'll all forgive me, right? IT'S NOT MY FAULT! STUPID FLORIDA!!!...no offense, any Floridians [yes, that is how you say people in Florida and yet not want to write this all out: FLORIDIANS!!! -insert evil laugh here- -cough-) I have decided to write a little pointless filler in attempt of making you all laugh and hopefully reel in the forgiving reviews. Lol J/K

SO!!! Prepare yourselves for a little interview that I'm doing in script format because I'm too lazy to write it in paragraph format!!! -insert evil laugh here-

Oh! And this mini-filler series has some pairing issues that I've always wanted to write about. This first one deals with Pokéshipping, Advanceshipping, and other stuff lol.

Disclaimer: Hmm...nope, don't own!

The Pointless Filler that is Written in Script Format Because I Can Part 1

Darkrai: -enters stage right-...Kaze (or as how some of you know her as Anime) is being a complete idiot right now in attempt of winning back all of your favors of her. So, if any traumatizing events occurs to you because of reading this, please send her any complaints at kaze.sora.yuki(at)gmail(dot)com. Thank you.

Kaze: ...y'know, I just realized that I could've just said that myself...-sweat drops- Uh, anyways, back to business! I'm the authoress, Darkrai's the announcer, and these guys—points at Pokémon Characters that are coming in—are our victims—I mean interviewees. Ah hahaha -sweat drops-

Darkrai: ...thanks for the introductions, Kaze no baka. -gets hit w/a brick-...ow? Sorry, but was that supposed to hurt? Well, anyways, here's our first interview with Kasumi (Misty for all of you who don't keep up w/the Japanese names -receives many angry glares-) um, and of course, Satoshi (Ash).

Satoshi: Hiya! How's everyone doing?!

Fan girl 1: OMG, it's SATOSHI!!! -squee- I LOVE YOU!!!

Kaze: -sweat drops- -holds up walkie talkie- Uh, security, please come in and make sure no fan girl attacks. I don't want to get sued or have to pay the medical bills here.

Darkrai: Um...SO! Satoshi! Have you heard the latest rumors circulating about?

Satoshi: ...what does 'sir-cool-ate-ing' mean?

Fan girl 2: -squee- He's so CUTE when he acts all confused!!!

Kaze: ...we should double the security...

Darkrai: -sweat drops- Right. Circulating means going around—like a circle.

Satoshi: Oooh!!!...nope, I haven't heard anything!

Darkrai: -sweat drops- -Is thinking: Is this guy an idiot or something? Never mind. Scratch that. He is.- O...k...anyways, how about you, Kasumi?

Kasumi: -blushes- U-uh, um, r-rumors? N-nope! I h-haven't h-heard any e-either!

Darkrai: ...right. Sure. -holds out Bible-

Kaze: WTF? Did he just steal that Bible from me?! -checks desk-...yup. Note to self: Put security measures around my stuff whenever Darkrai is around.

Darkrai: Kasumi, put your hand on the Bible. -Kasumi puts hand on- Now, do you swear to tell us the truth and only the truth and nothing but the truth?

Kaze: o.O Huh??? What is this, a court session? Ok, Darkrai really needs to stop reading my To Kill a Mocking Bird...

Kasumi: -is hesitant- Um, I do?

Darkrai: Good! Now, Satoshi, put your hand on the Bible! -Satoshi puts hand on (albeit a but confused)- Right! Do you swear to tell us the truth and only the truth and nothing but the truth?

Satoshi: Yup!

Darkrai: Wonderful! Right, so, Kasumi, is it true that you like Satoshi?

Kasumi: -blushes- W-well, y-yeah, of course I d-do! H-he's my f-friend!

Fan girl 3: That's a LIE!!! We all know she LOVES him!

Kasumi: -blushes deeper-

Darkrai: ORDER IN THE ROOM!!!

Satoshi: Oro?

Kaze: -sigh- Note to self: Next time, get Arceus to do the interviews...if I can find him...shimatta!

Darkrai: Satoshi, do you harbor any feelings for Kasumi?

Satoshi: Uh, no idea what you just said, but ok!

Crowd: -sweat drop-

Darkrai: Sheesh. Kaze's gonna have to give me double chocolate cake after this.

Kaze: I HEARD THAT!!! THERE'S NO WAY YOU'RE GONNA GET—Mmph!!! -is being apprehended by Brendan and Wally-

Darkrai: -sweat drops- Um, ok. Anyways, back to the topic. Satoshi, let me put this as clear as I can get so that even an idiot like you can under stand it: Do you like Kasumi more than a friend?

Satoshi: Uh, I don't know. Should I?

Kasumi: -pops vein- SATOSHI NO BAKA!!! -runs off stage crying-

Satoshi: Kasumi? What's wrong? -runs off after her-

Darkrai: ...

Crowd: ...

Kaze: ...

Darkrai: Uh, I guess that answered our question...maybe? -coughs- Um, break time!

Kaze: -bangs head on clipboard-

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Yuuki (Garret from Pokémon Rangers): -strums guitar- Why are we here again?

Mirai (Tiffany, ditto w/her): -fiddles w/fiddle (lol)- Um, I don't know. I think we're supposed to be promoting something...what was it now, Yarai (Billy, ditto/the rest), what are we supposed to be doing?

Yarai: Uh...-light bulb- Oh yeah! We're supposed to be promoting the new Pokémon Mystery Dungeon Time and Darkness that has come out in Japan and will be coming out in the US!

Youji (Clyde...need I say more?): Wait, why are we promoting some new game that hasn't even hit the streets in America yet?

Yuuki: -shrugs- Dunno. I guess we're supposed to promote it so that the people in Japan and everywhere else so that they will want to buy it.

Youji: What the heck is supposed to be in Time and Darkness anyways?

Mirai: I heard that there will be 16 playable Pokémon...and that you can go out and capture bad guys or something like that.

Yarai: Y'know, I think we should head over to Serebii to get some info before we do any promoting...

Other Three Siblings: Good idea!

Kaze: -comes running in- Gogo-dan no baka!!! The commercial airing time is running out!

Yuuki: Oh! Shimatta! Uh, I guess we'll just compose a quick song then!

Kaze: -slaps forehead- Just. Hurry. Up.

Yarai: -clears throat- -starts playing guitar- Oh, if you don't know about the newest hit!

Yuuki: -plays guitar- Then listen up now!

Mirai: -plays violin- This game is something that people will get people having fits!

Youji: -stops playing drums- That...doesn't sound right.

Yuuki: Well, what'd you expect? We just put in words that would rhyme.

Yarai: Maybe we should just tell them to head on over to Serebii or Bulbapedia to get their info...

Mirai: Hm, yeah! Let's do that!

Kaze: Baka!!! -sees time running out- Oh darn it! We're running out of time!!! -sees camera rolling- K'so! Even the camera's running! Urk! Uh, just go to the mentioned sites above for more info! Gotta go, bye! -runs off-

Yuuki: Um, yeah, what she just said. Bye-bye!

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Darkrai: -sweat drops- Ok...welcome back, everyone! My, that was sure an interesting commercial...no, really. Ok, anyways, we have Satoshi and Kasumi back and ready to go! It's time for crowd questions!

Crowd: -starts waving hands wildly-

Satoshi: Um, yeah, you!

Random Crowd Member 1: Satoshi! Is it true that you had -BEEP-

Kaze: PEOPLE! PLEASE!!! Keep it in the K+ range!!!

Satoshi: ...what?! -flushes-

Darkrai: -rolls eyes- Suuure. Now he understands what we're asking him. Ok, anyways, next!

Random Crowd Member 2: Kasumi-chan! Will you go out with me?

Kasumi: -blushes- For the last time, Rudy (remember him from the Orange Islands?), NO!!!

Rudy: Darn it! -leaves-

Random Crowd Member 27635462342: SATOSHI! ADMIT IT! YOU KNOW YOU'RE IN LOVE WITH KASUMI!!!

Random Crowd Member 13463472345: YEAH! AND KASUMI! YOU KNOW YOU LOVE SATOSHI! OUT WITH IT!!!

Random Crowd Member 6484236235446: NO!!! SHE'S BETTER OFF WITH SHIGERU (Gary)!!!

Random Crowd Member 3713572456123654: NO WAY!!! SATOSHI DESERVES TO BE WITH SHIGERU!!!

Kaze: NO YAOI, PLEASE!!! -is banging head on clipboard- Why me? The universe hates me...

Darkrai: Uh, ok! That's all the time we have! Gotta go, bye! -runs off-

Kaze: Right! Ditto! -runs off after Darkrai-

Kasumi: Satoshi, I think we should leave now...

Satoshi: Uh, yeah, we should. -the two leave-

Crowd: NO!!! WE STILL HAVE SO MANY QUESTIONS TO ASK YOU TWO!!! -sob-

Kaze: Kami-sama, I need a psychiatrist...well, anyways, review, s'il vous plaît! Give me questions or suggestions that you want to be answered in the next installment! And Contestshippers, I'm sure you'll like it! Yup, it's Haruka's (May) and Shuu's (Drew) turn!

Darkrai: Aho. Stop advertising to the readers.

Kaze: Don't call me Aho! I'm not from Osaka! Call me baka. Well, merci beaucoup et ciao!