A/N: A nod to a Highcastle's fantastic 'A Distant Ray of Light' universe, specifically 'You Could Have So Much More' for the Nanders shipping. I love her writing, so I'm sure you will too, check out the link to her work under my Favourite Authors.
Five?
Higher.
Ten?
Higher.
Twenty?
Higher.
More than twenty?
Easily.
Go on then, how many?
Before I stopped counting?... Fifty-seven.
Well, now I'm just embarrassed.
You shouldn't be.
Not for me.
I'm not embarrassed!
I can tell!
What about you then?
Go on, guess.
Just me.
Ha! Nope and you know it.
Okay then, two.
No.
You know Isabella doesn't count?
She does!
So three?
No.
Four... five?
Nope
Ten?
Higher.
Fifteen?
Lower.
Aha! So where am I?
Fourteen.
Hello kitten.
You pest!
I've been called worse.
I bet you have.
And liked it.
So... the best?
Excluding you?
Obviously.
Okay.
And Isabella doesn't count.
She does, you said!
Nu-uh.
She's not even top 5 anyway so it doesn't matter.
I'm impressed.
I can see you were!
Come on.
Well, there was this acrobat, she could bend in ways I'd never seen, honestly, I'd turn around and her leg would be here!
...no? Is that even possible?
Honestly, it was terrifying, I had to leave after she did... this.
Oh come on, seriously.
I'm deadly serious... and help? Please?... Seeing as you pout so prettily, Nate.
What was she like?
He was a dark broody mess.
He?
Well you wouldn't shy away from someone just because they're like you?
I'd hardly call Isabella like.. well... anyone. You've seen those boobs, where do you even start?
Try walking into a pub with her and a dozen other girls already going at it, I had to resort to drastic measures to get noticed!
Awwww poor you.
It was very strenuous.
So what happened with Nate?
Nothing, he left. So what about you? It's me isn't it? You can just say it's me you know.
I thought present company was excluded?
Spoil sport, if you say the elf I won't be able to take you seriously you know.
Don't call him 'the elf', that's so rude.
I can't help it, I've seen the way he talks to you sometimes.
We're not talking about Fenris, we were talking about you Captain Sparkle-fingers.
Oh we were weren't we. I'm very charming, and so very modest.
And so very pretty. Now... what was that move the acrobat did again, I've got an idea.