Author's Note: Yay, another chapter! By the way, I've only seen the English anime, so that's why I'm using the English names, but I suppose that doesn't really matter so hehe. Well, here is another funny situation between Faust and Morty, poor Morty… Please review. xx

Jun stormed into the kitchen, barely noticing Faust sitting at the table, sipping a mug of black coffee the aromas tickling his nose. He rubbed his eyes as the green haired older sister of Tsao Ren sat down next to him, holding a warm cup of herbal tea in her hands. Whatever way he looked up he saw the Chinese beauty frown as she stared into her cup. It wasn't that he took any romantic interest in her, he had his eyes only on one blonde haired beauty, but he still couldn't deny that she was pretty. His striking blue eyes studied her before speaking in a soft drowsy voice, 'Is something wrong Miss Jun?'

The younger woman looked up at the doctor, a little taken back but smiled politely, 'Oh, it's nothing…thanks for your concern Faust.'

Faust wasn't convinced. He wasn't one to pry into another person's problems unless they wanted his help (which was rare), but this piqued his curiosity, Jun was never usually like this. 'But something seems to be bothering you,' he persisted.

Jun sighed, it was Faust she was talking to, insane as he was, he meant well deep down. Plus, if she was going to tell anyone about what happened, she would have wanted Faust. One, he was the only mature adult in the group apart from her. Two, he was a doctor so he might be able to resolve the situation.

'Well,' she hesitated, still finding the proper words to explain to explain this embarrassing situation, especially to a man. 'I went into my room and found Yoh, Trey and Morty going through my…you know…'

She glanced up at Faust frowning, not quite getting what she was talking about. She let out a deep breath, eyes downcast as she mumbled, 'My undergarments…'

Faust nodded and smiled, 'I can see why you are upset over this, however I sure they just acted that way out of curiosity, they're at that awkward age. It's perfectly natural, however that doesn't excuse them for what they did.'

Jun took in his words, but remembered something. 'While they were going through my…stuff, Morty seemed to be the only one of the three that seemed kind of innocent…' Then she got a brainwave. 'Faust?'

Faust took another sip of his coffee and nodded slightly, urging her to go on. 'I was thinking,' Jun began. 'I say Trey and Yoh have gotten it, but I have a feeling that Morty didn't…'

The necromancer looked perplexed and Jun continued, 'You know…the talk.'

Faust nodded but was slightly confused, Jun sighed. 'I think someone should talk to him about it.'

Faust just hummed in response, flicking through a few pages of some medical book he had on the table. 'Well, I guess he's at that age,' Faust said absent-mindedly, his blue eyes scanning the pages. Great, he still hadn't taken the hint.

'I think,' Jun began, 'that he should hear it from someone who has more knowledge about this. Let's say; a doctor?'

Faust's ears pricked up once he heard that magic word, like he had many times before. He beamed up at her, this could be his chance. He doubted sadly that he would tell his own children about the birds and he bees with Eliza; this could be his only opportunity. 'Why I would be delighted,' he almost sang. Jun giggled, she kind of had pity for poor Morty.

Two hours later…

Yoh and Morty closed the door behind them, taking off their soaked rain jackets. They had been going out for a walk and Morty was explaining to Yoh that Faust scared him and that it wasn't a good idea to let him join. Yoh sighed, he knew why his short friend feared the German necromancer but he changed. He tried to reason with the petrified dwarf that Faust meant no harm. He remembered how Faust apologized to him, kneeling before him, crystalline tears falling down his pale cheeks, both mixed with the joy of being reunited with his beloved wife and the guilt that he felt for the crimes he had committed to the innocents who had the misfortunate chance of facing him. But he was passed all that now, sure he was still struggling to fight his demons but he had improved himself in so many ways and Yoh believed in him. Plus, Faust protected them when other shamans threatened to destroy them and he was always there when they were sick.

'He's just trying to be friends with you Mort,' Yoh smiled brightly. 'He's a changed man and he does have the best intentions in heart. Just try to be friends with him.'

'Yeah I guess,' Morty mumbled, not taking any notice of the tall figure that was standing behind him.

Yoh looked up at him and smiled, 'Hey Faust!' Morty turned different shades of pale.

Faust smiled back at him and looked down at Morty, 'Why hello Yoh. Oh Morty, can we have a small talk?' Morty looked up at him and nodded, trying to take Yoh's advice. Faust led the small boy into the living room, sat down on the sofa and urged Morty to come over. Morty was about to climb up on the couch when Faust's bony hands grabbed him by the waist, lifted him up and placed him on his lap. One hand held the squirming dwarf while the other reached over and grabbed a book. Morty stopped and looked at the cover of the book. "How the Body Works: Sex Edition." Morty's face paled again and his eyes widened incredulously. He wasn't. He was! THE SEX TALK!

'Um Faust,' Morty stammered, still staring at the book. 'I already know-'

'Don't be ridiculous,' Faust smiled, opening the first page which contained very, ahem, graphic illustrations. 'Even if you do, there's no harm in running over it again.'

As Faust explained different parts of the body and their functions, Yoh stood there at the door, dumbstruck. Trey tapped him on the shoulder and asked him if he was alright. Yoh turned around, still shocked 'Faust is giving Morty the talk.'

Trey tilted his head, 'What talk?'

'You know the talk'

'Oh you mean The Talk,' Trey started to giggle.

Amidamaru popped up beside Yoh and looked perplexed, 'What talk?'

Yoh started to laugh, 'Faust is giving Morty THE talk!' When his guardian spirit still looked confused, he pointed at the two looking at the book. They burst out laughing once they saw Morty frantically trying to escape Faust's grip as the necromancer explained, thouroughly, the different sexual positions.

Author's Note: Boy that was fun to write!lol I hope ye enjoyed it, please