Warning: excessive language, sexual themes (and actions), things of the like. SasoDei
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto or any of its characters. They belong to Masashi Kishimoto.
Note: I use "hmm" as Deidara's speech impediment, so I'm (almost) sorry if it makes things harder to understand while reading. Also, for black Zetsu, his words will be underlined while he's speaking.
Can I Love You?
Chapter 3
Just what did I mean by saying that? I might end up liking him? Damn, I really need to learn how to think things through before I say them. Especially if I don't know what I meant in the first place! Fuck, Sasori, you really screwed up this time. Nice going, man, really.
But... what if I do like him? I mean, I've never had a boyfriend- or girlfriend, for that matter- so who am I to know whether or not I like him? And, regardless of if he's a guy or not, he's still the sexiest blonde -scratch that, person- that I've ever seen. Huh... maybe I'l just give him a chance after all.
"Ne, Sasori-danna? What are you staring at, hmm? Is there something on me?" As soon as he spoke Dei looked straight down to make sure nothing was on him.
"Uh," Shit! I was staring? I didn't even notice! Damn. "No, there's not. Hey, how about you meet the rest of them, okay? Oh, and be careful around Tobi..."
"Tobi, hmm? Who's he?" Shit, wrong question, Dei! I could only watch as in the next second the masked boy wonder tackled Deidara in the middle of the hallway.
"Hi sempai! Tobi's a good boy! Tobi wants to be Dei-sempai's best friend! Is that okay sempai?" As pissed as I was at Tobi practically jumping my blonde- again with the 'my blonde'? What the hell's wrong with me?- the look on Dei's face was priceless. His visible blue eye widened and he just sat there opening and closing his mouth like a fish. No offense to Kisame, of course. My poor little blonde just couldn't find the right thing to say.
"I told you to watch out... Tobi, be a good boy and get off of my blonde. Now." I didn't even wait for him to answer. And punishments from Zetsu be damned as I yanked the hyperactive freak off of Dei by his collar.
"Uh... Yeah, hmm. I guess I'll be your friend, hmm... Just don't ever jump on me like that again, got it?" Deidara still looked confused as I helped him up off of the floor. "Oh, and danna, hmm? What did you mean by 'get off of my blonde,' hmm? Is there something going on that I don't know about?" I said that out loud? Damn it! But the wicked little smirk he gave me is what really did me in. I could feel blood rushing to my face, so I turned the other way, hoping nobody standing there saw my reaction.
"I didn't mean anything by it, brat. Now, I'm going to class. You can do whatever the hell you want, just stay away from me. Got it?" I turned and walked down the hallway, weaving through the people to get to my next class, my favourite class- art.
Deidara's POV
"I think he likes you, Dei-chan. Hmm... and all along I thought he was asexual. I'm happy that he's gay! You two will make such a cute pair... Don't you think so, Pein?" It was the blue haired girl talking. Apparently the piercing covered guy beside her is Pein. Freaky.
"Umm... I think you have it wrong, hmm. Sasori-danna doesn't like me like that. At all, hmm. Anyways, we're just too different, hmm... it would never work out. Damn it all to hell! Why do I always fall for the straight guy?" I could feel tears starting to prick at my eyes, and I forced them to back down. No way was I going to let these people see me cry. It was bad enough that I had just admitted that I liked Sasori-danna. "And who are you, hmm? I only know Hidan, Kakuzu, Tobi and Zetsu. And danna, of course... so, who are you four, hmm?"
"Hoshigaki Kisame. This little angel is Uchiha Itachi." The shark kid was the one that spoke, and draped his arm over his "little angel." Itachi looked like he could care less about me knowing his name. Honestly, Kisame didn't seem too scary... Apart from the fact that he was a freaking shark. Don't piss him off, he'll bite me...
"I am Pein. I lead Akatsuki. This is-" Pein, who I swear is a walking, talking lightning rod, was cut off by the girl beside him.
"Konan. Akatsuki's sole female member." Huh. She's the only girl... I feel so sorry for all the gay guys in this... organization. "But... you know, if you tried just a little, you'd be the second!" If I could hit her and not get in a fight with Pein, I would. I am not a fucking girl, damn it!
"Hands off, got it, Deidara? She's mine." His eyes seemed to drill their way into me. I have never been more happy in my life to like men. I was fucking scared of this guy.
"Not a problem, hmm. I am gay, as it has been pointed out and reinforced, hmm." Ha! I think he had ignored that part of the converstion before because his face got kinda pink and he turned away, muttering a "Yeah, right... just go chase after your puppet already."
"Oh, Dei-chan? Before you go, can I ask you to carry a message to the Puppet Master? Tell him not to fucking touch my Tobi or I will fucking eat him and not leave anything left for the goddamn termites!" Ilooked at Zetsu, too frightened to really do anything but nod and run down the hall aftr my danna. Wait, my danna? Shit. I'm in too deep.
Sasori's POV
Why did I do that? Why'd I tell him to leave me alone? It's not like I really wanted him to, I just... I didn't know how to react! How could I? I couldn't just tell him that I might like him, could I? No. Of course not. Oh well. Now isn't the time for thinking about that. The bell's about to ring.
"Hi danna, hmm! You have art this hour? Could I be your partner, hmm?" I looked up, trying to fight the shocked expression trying to show itself on my face. Why's he have to have art this hour? Oh well... might as well make the most of it. I wonder how he'd react if I... Yeah, that's what I'll do.
"Go right on ahead, Dei-chan. Here, there's nobody sitting here." I smirked at his confused look as I pulled out the chair next to me and motioned for him to sit down. As soon as he did, I put my plan in action.
"Dei?" Immediately, he turned to face me. Perfect. I closed the small space between us and kissed him, running my tongue over his lower lip before pulling back right as the teacher walked into the classroom. "You might want to pay attention to the teacher and stop staring at me now." I smirked at him again, and judging from the slight discomfort in my pants, I think I have my answer. Oh yes, my little Deidara is definitely in for more... but he won't be the only one. I look forward to exploring this relationship... together.
-Okay! third chapter, done! Sorry about the shortness of the chapter, really. Let me know if it was any good, please. If my pride would allow me, I'd beg, but I'd be begging to a computer and... yeah, I don't think that's a good thing. Review or pm me if you have ideas for future chapters, and I'll try to incorporate them. Until then,
-Akari's Blood