Warning: excessive language, sexual themes (and actions), things of the like. SasoDei... Dei-chan (okay, everybody) gets a little naughty in this chapter, just so ya'll know. Fair warning.
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto or any of its characters. They belong to Masashi Kishimoto.
Note: I use "hmm" as Deidara's speech impediment, so I'm (almost) sorry if it makes things harder to understand while reading. Also, for black Zetsu, his words will be underlined while he's speaking.
Can I Love You?
Chapter 4
Did... oh fuck, he did! He kissed me! Shit! Deidara, stop. Breathe. Focus on the teacher. Got it. We're working on... damn it. Working on how to draw people and make them look realistic. It's not that I'm no good at that, it's that I'm damn sure that every single fucking thing I try to draw will end up looking like the sexy red-head sitting next to me that just fucking kissed me! Oh yeah... Zetsu wanted me to tell him...
"Danna, hmm? Zetsu-kun said to 'not fucking touch his Tobi or he will fucking eat you and there won't be anything left for the termites,' hmm. What'd he mean by that?" I put on my best 'I'm just curious' look and stared at him.
"Uh... nothing. He didn't mean anything." Yeah, right.
"But Danna~... I don't want you to be eaten, hmm! If you are, then how can I have any fun, hmm?" I leaned in closer to him as I whined (even though I hate whining) and let my free hand brush his leg as I leaned on the table. If he's just randomly going to kiss me, why can't I have a little fun, too?
"Dei... don't... You really don't want to do that right now. Please, stop, and focus on the lesson." Mmm... Danna's voice is even hotter when it's all breathy like that. Almost like he's moaning. Oh, Kami... I don't think I'll last the rest of the day if I keep playing this game...
"Say, Sasori-danna, what if I don't want to stop, hmm? What if I don't give a fucking shit about the goddamn lesson and only want to focus on you inside me, hmm?" I leaned even closer to him when the teacher turned around and licked at his jaw, nipping his ear. "What if I just want to keep playing with you like this, hmm? What do you say to that, Sa-so-ri- danna?" I pulled back and smirked, ignring how tight my pants were getting at thinking just what my danna could do to me and turned back to the sketchpad in front of me to get started on the lesson.
Sasori's POV
Shit... why does he have to tease me? I mean, sure, I kissed him and started it, but come on! Did he really have to do that? I swear, Deidara's just asking- no, begging- for me to drag him down the hall and either 1) get to the nearest closet to fuck him senseless, or 2) just drag him off the school's campus and take him to my house to fuck him senseless. Either way, I get a good result... Damn it, Sasori, stop thinking like that! I don't need to draw attentio to my... problem.
clack
"Oh, damn, hmm... I dropped my pencils..." Shit!
I looked out of the corner of my eye as Dei got out of his seat and dropped down to the floor. Getting on his hands and knees, he grabbed hs pencils and looked up at me in a brief smirk. Next thing I know, his hand is on my cock while he gets up, rubbing me. I have to use all of my self-control to not let out a heavy moan flip him over on the desk and take him.
"De... Dei, do you even know what you're doing?" The glint in his visible bue eye was practically screaming that I didn't want to hear his answer, but my damn curiosity told common sense to go fuck itself.
"Oh, I have an idea, hmm," again, that sinful hand of his brushed against me, "of exactly what I'm doing, hmm. And I must say, danna, I like this game..." His breath ghosted across my ear and I felt his tongue on my neck for the briefest second. "...a lot, hmm. Don't you, Sa-so-ri?"
Ring!
Thank Kami, that class is over! Time to get the hell out of Dodge. I don't think I ever ran as fast as I did to get out of that damn classroom and as far from that hot, blonde menace as humanly possible. But, of course, I now have a slight... problem... to deal with. Stupid fucking Deidara and his god forsaken teasing, turning me on in the middle of (all through-out) class. Why couldn't he just leave me alone like I had asked -okay, told- him to? Did the brat just have to go against anything I said? Of course. It wouldn't be the 'torture Sasori' game if the damn blonde actually listened. Fuck my life. Wait. I shouldn't be complaining. Now, I can mess with him, too. Oh, it'll be well worth suffering ths hard-on if my plan goes well... Watch out, my dear little Deidara.
"So Puppet Fucker, have fun with Blondie last hour? You're still sportin' your damn stiff, man. At least do something to get rid of it. I sure as hell don't wanna look at your fucking dick. Now, Kakuzu, on the other hand, I wouldn't mind looking at him- not to mention letting him bend me over a fucking desk and pound me through it. Oh.. actually, that sounds really fucking good right now. Thanks, Puppet Fucker! Now I'm gonna go get that big cock of Kakuzu's rammed into m-"
"Hidan, shut. The. Fuck. Up! I don't want to hear about you and that miser! Got it? Just go the fuck away!" I put my hands over my ears and closed my eyes tight, hoping that Hidan would magically- as in Kakuzu would come and tak the fucking masochistic zealot very far away from me- disappear by the time I opened my eyes.
Of course, I had no such luck. I opened my eyes when a pair of arms circled my waist, one of the hands dangerously close to a part of me that was already too damn excited thanks to that little brat of mine. Yes, I referred to Deidara as my brat. Because he is. As of right fucking now.
"Hmm? Danna, are you this excited to see me already? I never knew, hmm. What should we do for the rest of the day, hmm? I can't very well let someone think that they caused this. Say, Hidan-kun, hmm? Is there a, um, place in private that Sasori-danna and I could go, hmm? Preferrably somewhere that won't contain Kakuzu-san and you doing... whatever it is that got you all hot and bothered, yeah? Thanks, Hida-kuun~, hmm!" I could seriously kill someone right now. It's like Dei's seeing how long I'll last before I snap. I can damn well guarantee that it won't be too fucking long if he keeps up with- did he just lick my ear? Again? Damn it!
Deidara's POV
Oh, Kami, I am going to be in so much trouble... But I can't help it! My danna's just too hot! Plus, he started it, so... But, come on, did Hidan really have to take about that while I was walking up? I mean, one minute, Hidan's talking to Sasori-danna, then the next, danna's covering his ears like the world's ending and he doesn't wanna hear it. As I took a few steps closer, I found out why. Hidan's horny as all hell and wants that miser Kakuzu to fuck him. Well, I can't really talk. I most certainly was not lying when I told Sasori that I wanted to only focus on him inside of me.
"Oh, fuck. Brat, do you have to do that?" Heh, danna likes it when I lick him... I wonder if he'd like it if I licke somewhere else, hmm? Maybe. I'll just have to find out, sooner or later. Hopefully sooner.
"Oh, Blondie! What's up, bitch? Yeah, there's some fucking copy room that none of the teachers use, but that's on the second floor of the building. There should be some of the damn janitor's storage closets here and there thoughout the school, though. I'm sure little Puppet Fucker here is more than willing to show you the way to one." I watched as the overly happy zealot walked off down the hallway, slipping a knife out of nowhere and cutting a few students that were stupid enough to walk anywhere near him. Shit, it's only my first day and I already know what these people are like.
I let my hand drop further, teasing danna some more, but holy fucking shit, he'd better stop growling or I'll lose it. I don't need somewhere private, I just know that a secluded place is less likely to get me- or danna- in trouble for having sex in school.
"Mmm... Danna, your growls are so sexy, hmm. Stop teasing me already. Take me somewhere and fuck me already, hmm."
-Okay! fourth chapter, done! I tried making this chapter a bit longer, to make up for the shortness of the last one. Let me know if it was any good, please. If my pride would allow me, I'd beg, but I'd be begging to a computer and... yeah, I don't think that's a good thing. Review or pm me if you have ideas for future chapters, and I'll try to incorporate them. Until then,
-Akari's Blood