Sadao in Ouran?! No Way!!!

Sorry about the chapters being so short. I'm only 11, and I can't think of any ideas. BTW, no animals were harmed in the making of this story.

Disclaimer: I do not own Ouran High School Host Club.

"I don't believe you didn't tell us!!!" Risa rampaged. "It's not my fault!!! How was I supposed to know that Ouran was your dream school when you were in High school?!" Sadao shouted down the stairs. "Never mind, forget about that. Why aren't you in middle school??? You're only thirteen and you are in high school!!!" Risa suspiciously asked. "You see, I have a higher IQ than the rest of the students in middle school, which is about the same level of the year one high school section. It's not my fault my IQ is high. By the way, aren't you gonna let my friends in?" Sadao suddenly remembered. "Oh, yeah." Keisuke said. He said to Haruhi, "Please come in." They all walked in calmly except for Hani, who was jumping about exploring every corner. "Hey guys, why don't you introduce yourselves?" Haruhi said "My name is Fujioka, Haruhi. Class 1A, same as Sadao. I will be helping her around the school." Next up was Hani "Hello!!! I'm Haninozuka, Mitsukini. Class 3A. My friends call me Hani!!! This is Bun Bun, my little bunny. We both love cake!!! Cake, cake, cake, cake…" Next was Mori. "I'm Morinozuka, Takashi. Mori for short. Class 3A." "Okay…"Risa said. Then, the Hitachiin twins. "I'm Hikaru Hitachiin. Class 1A, One of Haruhi's and Sadao's two best friends in school." "I'm Kaoru Hitachiin. Class 1A, One of Haruhi's and Sadao's two best friends in school." "We're twins!!!"

Now, it was the shadow-demon, Kyouya's turn. "Ootori, Kyouya. Class 2A, Vice-President of the host club." Now, it was time. Time for Tamaki's turn. "I, Suou, Tamaki, am the KING of the Host Club!!!" "In other words," Sadao whispered, "The kiss-aholic of the Host Club." "The Prince, of ALL Princes'," Tamaki continued, "the Man, of ALL Men!!! I am known as 'Your Highness' in the host club." (Hikaru and Kaoru step in and Hikaru pushes Tamaki down) "Oops, I'm so sorry to have pushed your 'princely' body on to the floor, highness!" (Kaoru steps on Tamaki) "Oh dear, I'm sorry to have stepped on your fragile body, majesty!!!" The twins sniggered. "Oh, stop it you two. If you don't, I'll never let you come with me to go anywhere that doesn't include school!!!" Haruhi warned. "Alright, alright, we gotcha." They both said. "By the way Sadao, does it fit???" Kyouya asked. "Yeah, its ok, but I'm having a little trouble with the tie, being a guy's uniform and all. Keisuke, could you help me with it???" Sadao asked. "Sure, no problem." Keisuke said, and tightened it for her. "AHHH!!! Haruhi! Did you hear that??? Why do you always call me senpai and not by my real name???" and eventually went of to find himself a corner. 'Wow,' Haruhi and Sadao thought. 'He can probably find himself a corner to cry in anywhere and everywhere. Sheesh! Cry baby…'

One Month Later…

"One time, Hikaru started sleep-walking and was saying 'Please don't take my teddy away, please!!!' it was so hilarious!!! Ha ha ha!" Kaoru said to his guests. "Oh, Hikaru! You're so mean…you promised never to tell anyone! But…but…you…"Hikaru 'sadly' replied and started 'crying'. "I'm so sorry dear brother; it's just that you looked so kawaii at the moment, I just couldn't help it…" Kaoru replied. "KYAAAAH!!!IT'S THE WONDERFUL BROTHERLY LOVE!!!"(For those of you who have read Ouran, you know what they mean by 'brotherly love'.) The girls shouted out. "Are they always like that???" Sadao asked Haruhi. "Since I joined the Host Club, yes." Haruhi replied. Suddenly, the bell rang. Looking at the guys, Haruhi and Sadao silently ran out of the third Music room and into the crowed corridor, where most of the seniors were. As they got to their classroom, Hikaru and Kaoru were already there. "Good Morning students, we will be having three new transfers today, they come all the way from Perth, and I will be putting Sadao and Haruhi in charge of them. We will be conducting this weeks classes in English, and Modern and Traditional Japanese will be taken over by Speech and Drama for this week. Girls, please introduce yourselves." Their teacher told them in English.

Three blonde-haired girls stepped into the classroom, wearing matching uniforms, except that, the uniforms weren't from Ouran. Instead, they were wearing white long-sleeved blouses that were custom made,(A/N: Custom made means that instead of being square and baggy, they were made to fit their size) grayish-black midthigh-length pleated skirts, and black Mary Jane shoes with under-the-knee length white socks. Then, the teacher hurriedly mentioned "I almost forgot, the uniforms for girls have changed. Please get them by next week. That includes Sadao Shimada and Haruhi Fujioka." The whole class started staring at them. 'Oh no,' Haruhi thought. 'The class knows about Sadao having to pay off her debt, but not me! They think I'm a guy! What am I going to do?' Suddenly, two hands landed on her shoulders. "Don't worry Haruhi, the class already knows. We told them ages ago. Suddenly, a huge scream erupted from a very, big, white-toothed mouth. "AAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!! Hikaru!!! Kaoru!!! How could you have told them?!" "Umm…question…if you told them ages ago…why are people still requesting for Haruhi…?" Sadao questioned. All of the Host Club members, not including Haruhi, suddenly looked at her in a devilish way. Hikaru and Kaoru spookily said," What, are you JEALOUS Sadao? That more people are requesting for Haruhi instead of you?"

"Just kidding, just kidding. Wait for it……"The twins replied. The teacher looked at his notes, then hurriedly said, "Oh, wait, there's another announcement, um…Relax, Haruhi Fujioka is a guy, we were fooling around on the uniforms, signed, Hikaru and Kaoru Hitachiin."

The teacher's face immediately turned sour. "Hikaru Hitachiin! Kaoru Hitachiin! Go and see the chairman, NOW!!!!

Well, that's pretty much it!!! Hope you liked it!!!! Im pretty slow with my writing, so I'll probably update in a month or so….XD…