AN: Seems I have interested one reader *waggles eyebrows* First this and next…WORLD DOMINATION! Come, Toshiro!
*Toshiro grumbles and walks towards me.*
ME: BWAHAAHAHA….I made you come Shiro-chan!
Toshiro: The hell woman?
Ichigo: Meet the authoress people. The one who destroys and perverts little children's mind everywhere.
ME: And PROUD OF IT!
Ichigo:…And proud of it.
Drabble: Toshiro Hitsugaya: Jokes
"Toshiro-san!" he hears her calling out his name in the distance. He sighs and pinches the bridge of his nose. Wasn't disturbing him in his study hours enough? Apparently not
She runs up to him and breaths heavily. She had been looking for him everywhere but lately his gotten really good at hiding, she mentally dismisses it and prepared herself to tell one of the funniest joke she's ever heard.
"Toshiro, I just heard the funniest joke ever! Want to hear it?" She chirps and waits for Toshiro to respond.
He sighs tiredly, knowing that arguing with her would only come out with her whining and complaining like a little girl.
He sets his book down and stares at her as she grins happily.
"Alright let's hear it."
She squeals happily then straightens her posture and she suddenly turns serious.
"How do you confuse Santa Clause?"
How the hell should he know? He doesn't even know who Santa Clause is. He pushes those thoughts away and plays along, seeing she was so happy.
"I don't know. How do you confuse Santa Clause?"
"Wow, you don't know? That's anticlimactic."
"Just get to the point."
She nods and tries to stifle the laugh that was coming before she could even tell the punch line.
"Take everything out of your house as if it's just been robbed. When Santa arrives, show up dressed like a policeman and say, 'Well, well. They always return to the scene of the crime.'" She laughs happily but stops when Toshiro didn't even as much as smile.
"I don't get it."
She sighs tiredly. "Forget it. You're such a Grinch. You couldn't even give me a pity laugh?"
He raises his book to cover his face. "I don't like lying."
"Well tough luck," she pulls down the book and glares at him. "So, lie to me."
He sighs, knowing there was no way out of this.
"Fine, it was hilarious."
She stands up and smiles. "Thank you, Toshiro-san. Oh, hey there goes Renji-san," she walks away happily shouting after the red-head.
Toshiro sits there, continuing to read his book in peace. He stops when he hears her stifle another laugh. He watches as she tells her joke to the red-head. The red-head furrows his eyebrows, trying his best to understand her joke. A small smile crosses the white haired shinigami's face.
He hates to admit it but sitting under the tree alone was not the only highlight of his day now.