A story I've started for my friend Caitlin.

Sorry it might be a bit boring at the start, but it'll build up it's M rating ;D

I hope you like it, and I'll hopefully updating daily, or every two days.

And... Yeah. Enjoy! :)


No matter what you say about love

I keep coming back for more

Keep my hand in the fire sooner or later

I get what I'm asking for


She heard the sound before she felt it. The rush of cold on her face dripping down her body shocked her at first. Until she realized what had happened.

'FRED! GEORGE! WHY CAN'T YOU JUST LEAVE ME ALONE, WHAT DID I EVER DO TO DESERVE THIS?' She screamed to the moving staircases above her. Two flashes of red confirmed her suspicion as to what had happened.

Dropping to her knees, she picked up the remnants of a blue water balloon, pulling her dripping blonde hair from her face she stood back up, making an angry, possibly inhuman noise in doing so.

Fred and George Weasley were always doing this to her. Sometimes George made his own girlfriend, Louise distract her as they dacked her in the Great Hall, or bewitched her clothes and possessions. Louise was really nice, her perfect brunette hair looked great with her massive brown eyes. She basically was the definition of perfection. The only drawback was that she was muggle-born. Well, that wasn't really a drawback, but it was basically the only thing wrong with her.

Caitlin was beautiful too, with her long blonde hair and her sparkling blue eyes. She was tall too, not as tall as Fred and George, but close.

She did actually like the twins, especially Fred. She was just growing tired of their joking on her all the time. The fact she was practically in love with Fred confused her. Why did she like him so much when he was so terrible to her? He honestly treated her worse than any other person she knew. Even worse than that Malfoy kid in Potter's year.

She was shocked out of her thoughts when a familiar red-head jumped out in front of her.

'Hey, there sexy lady' Fred said, dragging out the 'Y,' 'is that a new look? Drowned cat? That's hot I guess.. not sure it'll catch on though.' Finishing with a grin, he stared at her.

'Ha, you're a funny guy tonight aren't you?'

'Okay, fine, the water balloon was a bit cruel. But at least it kept you here long enough for me to do this..'

He finished his sentence by kissing her passionately. Shocked at first, she returned the kiss with ferocity. This couldn't be happening.. She was kissing Fred Weasley! The guy she'd been totally in love with since first year.

He eventually broke off the kiss and just stared at her, blushing.

'That was… well…' Caitlin said shocked for words.

And with that, Fred dacked her.


Dacked- Having your pants pulled down to reveal your underwear.. or further, depending on your pants.