A/N: Let's recap in a very detailed fashion. This is only the first story recap, then I'll do the 2nd story and the the 3rd.
Disclaimer: I've said it enough times. I own all the kids except for Aaron, and I own Maria.
Okay, let's have all the kids first
Kate and Sawyer:
Kaylee - 6
River – 4
Tyler – about a year old
Sun and Jin:
Kim
Jack and Ana:
Alan – 4
Shannon and Sayid:
Jayne - 6
Claire and that Guy who's name escapes me:
Aaron - 7
BTW – don't worry if you see me poking holes in this story, its good fun to make fun of my own work.
It's been seven years since the crash, and the first story started on the beach, it's threatening to rain. There's thunder and lightning and Kate is standing on the beach with 3 year old River in her arms. She's yelling for Jack, but he's at the caves. Sawyer helps her, and they find a woman washed ashore by the waves.
They reach the caves and put the strange person down so Jack can see if she's okay. She wakes up and her name is Maria, she's French but she speaks English. She's finds out about the island. Her full name is Maria Jones, she's 33 and went to Australia, trying to find someone, but never found her.
After Jack and Maria have a little talk about nothing important except, saying that Ana-Lucia was dead and was shot about two days after Alan was born. Then off Jack and Maria go to explore the island.
Sayid is having troubles with his kid, Jayne, so Sawyer tries to help, but fails, so he tells Sayid to go down and find Claire and Kate at the caves. Then we get the explanation of why Jayne was picked as a guy's name.
Sawyer goes into his tent, kicking stuff around and then finds something. He runs to the caves all excited and then finds Kate. He says hello to the kids. The drags Kate into the jungle, letting Claire look after them all, and randomly we find out that Sun's pregnant, just very casually. Ooh, look at that. Sawyer shows Kate a pregnancy test he found and then we do the whole, excited, happy thing. Sorry if I sound so unenthusiastic, but I'm SOO tired and cannot be bothered to be all…awake.
Ooh, looky who's back at the caves? Jack and Maria. Now a bit of OOCness from Sawyer as we go and tell people. She took the preggers test 3 days ago and then…we randomly run from the caves, back to the caves. Okay, I should really read these before posting the chapters.
We tell the kids that they're gonna get a new brother or sister and Kaylee doesn't seem too impressed. Then another lot of OOCness from Sawyer, and then we all go find Aunty Sun.
Oooh, big bit of info here. Maria was a cop, looking for Kate when she was being Monica. Kevin was with her, and they were on a ship sailing to Australia when there was the storm.
Then Kate takes her kids and goes into the tent, probably looking really suspicious. Maria is really dumb…I mean, if you were a person looking for a fugitive, then you wind up on an island, find a person who looks almost the same with the same name and then see her walk away when you mention the person you were looking for.
Anyway, so she's in her tent crying and Kaylee and River are concerned, and then, conveniently, Sawyer comes in and sees her crying. He's all concerned and she tells him the problem and ends up crying again.
Then…obviously Sawyer doesn't know who Kevin is, but Tyler's gone, and we go all panicky. And, stupidly, they ask a four year old and then they find him outside. Sawyer asks him a question and he talks! Joy…not. So at 13 months old Tyler has said no.
Okay, so after that interruption Kate explains who Kevin is, and Sawyer reassures her that nothing will happen. Fat chance. Shouting…what's going on? They step outside and Sawyer, batman like, grabs Charlie's shirt as he runs past.
Turns out the Other's are coming. So, Sawyer pulls out some guns, and they haven't run out of ammo yet, thankfully, and hands one to Kate, stuffing one in his pocket.
Nikki and a whole lot of other women are looking after the kiddies so Kate decides to join the shoot out. Sawyer is all concerned and we get some Skateness as he asks about the other kid.
We figure out a plan, not finding them, killing them and living longer as Sawyer suggested. How convenient, Kevin is being dragged in with the Others. Poor lil Other's, 5 escaped though, and Kevin has a bullet hole in his stomach, how comfortable.
We lug Kevin all the way to the hatch as he dies, and Kate gets all frightened, but, once again, Sawyer reassures her. When they get to the hatch he's wearing a bullet proof vest and he's waking up. Kate goes outside and Sawyer, hopefully for the last time, reassures her.
They go to the beach, to find their kids…and the kids have this strange thing of attacking their legs. So, they get Tyler and decide to go to the beach.
Swimming, swimming, swimming, and collecting shells…and sitting there. Oh joy, on our way back to the beach, who should be there but Kevin. He recognizes her, and calls her Monica, and then he finds out it's Kate and he goes all :O.
Jack has to come and butt in, and Kevin explains. Then Sawyer is all protective after coming from the beach with Kaylee. It's a little bit weird, calling Sawyer Kate's boyfriend, but anyway.
Kevin touches Kate's face and Sawyer over-reacts and they get into a fight, but Kate gets hit in the jaw by Kevin. Nice job. Okay, so Kevin finds Maria and they talk and go back to the beach, and then Tyler, once again, goes missing.
Okay, without getting into gory detail, Kevin and Tyler died, mangled by the black cloud.
Now, I'm too tired to do more detail, so I'll do the highlights of the next couple of chapters.
Okay, randomness, Kate and Sawyer climb to the top of a cliff to get rid of all their problems…well, not to jump, but to just be alone. Sayid, Locke and Jack find them, they come back, they play poker and at night Kate cries again, and they finally tell Kaylee and River what happened to Tyler.
Oh wow, I didn't know how lame this next chapter was. Kate is out fruit picking, and finds the horse. But, Sawyer, Jack and Locke startle it. Omg, I even put a pet lizard in there…well, a dead pet lizard. How lame. Oh gee, can it get worse…we're talking about make-up and dating. Then Aaron is almost eaten by another polar bear. Randomly Kaylee knows about gunshots.
I take these kids for granted sometimes. Oh hello, three months later, Charlie's singing, must mean something's wrong. Claire's pregnant. Okay, then Sawyer randomly collapses and Jack comes to the rescue….can't anything normal ever happen? Okay, so we find out that he's allergic to jelly-fish. How terrific. He's okay now, and then we lean some information that totally screws up the timeline. When Sawyer was on the raft, Kaylee was two and Kate was three months pregnant with River.
Oh geez, Kate goes to the caves for water, and gets hit in the head by a stray rock from Danielle. Too much tragedy. Well, one good thing is that Kate might be having twins…if you could count that as good news.
We're going exploring, and then we find this giant bird, and Kaylee wants to eat it. Then Kate decides to be unconscious, and collapses. Then Sawyer takes her back to the caves, but he too, decides that he isn't gonna make it and sits down. Then Charlie comes and leaves, and then, Hurley comes. It's been 3 hours. Okay, a little weird, he only closed his eyes for about a minute.
Okay, for that bit, I have no idea what happened. Maybe I once had it, but I lost it, and I have no idea why he fell over randomly. Maybe cuz of the stings. I'm not sure. Okay, anyway, Sawyer tells Kate she might be having twins and they do the happy thing again. Then we do the naming thing.
1 month later, Sun has her kid…well, kids. So now we have Amelia and Kit-Fox…lol, random name. Another month or two later, Kate is in labor and has not one, not two, but three kids. Dylan, Dean and Vanessa. And then, another month later Claire has little Kylie.
A/N: That's the first story, so I hope you enjoyed all the hard work I did by criticizing my story. It was fun.