Okay, here's where the story really begins. I just wanted to let you know that there will be many kinds of events and games in this story, and I can't think of them all! So I want to let you, the reader, submit a request for an event! You can do this by PMing me, or you can post it in your review. I will think of some on my own, but I want to give you the chance to make the story as wacky as you want it to be!

Episode 2: The Games Begin

James J: Okay, everyone! Quiet down, we will now introduce these games to you!

Original Announcers 1 and 2: What about us? Why are those 2 old people (points to Al M. and John M.) here?

James J: Well, we didn't really need you guys. In fact, I don't even know why we hired you. Oh well. Goodbye, losers!

Announcers 1 and 2: No, this is unfair! We're not leaving!

James J: You wanna talk to Chuck Norris, instead?

Announcers 1 and 2: Eyes widened, leave the set.

Okay, here we go! Let's start the- wait a minute. Where's Robotnik?

Dr. Robotnik: singing "I Am the Walrus" I am the Eggman!

Crowd: Whew!

Robotnik: They are the Eggmen! points to egg-robot things.

Crowd: Whew!

Robotnik: I am the-

James J: Okay, shut up fattie, and get over with the crowd.

Robotnik: OMG! You just ruined my awesome moment!!!1!!!

James J: Yeah, whatever, Eggman.

Robotnik (Eggman): Gahhh! Don't call me that! I'll sue you!

James J: Sure. Now get over there! Eggman goes over with the rest of the Sonic franchise.

James J: Okay, now let's start. We will have 2 parts of these games. First, there are the main games, in which Al Michaels and John Madden will be the commentators. Next, we will also have a talk show, that will go on during, or not during the games, whenever I feel like having one. Usually, in these talk shows, we will have a talk show guest, who we will interview throughout the session. Also, if you say anything stupid, or if I feel like owning someone, I will have Captain Falcon over here give you a falcon punch.

Sonic: Yo, man! That's just not cool!

C. Falcon: FALCO... PWNS!!!!!!!!!!!! Sonic goes flying out the window; everyone cheers

James J: 0.o What the hell was that?!

C. Falcon: Whoops, heh heh, I said it wrong, but, it still works.

James J: Ooook... um, let's continue. Throughout these games, there will be an endless amount of events, such as cage fighting, hockey, swimming-

Sonic: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Shadow: Wait a second. Didn't you just go flying out the window?

Sonic: Yeah, but I had no rings, so I just lost a life, and respawned here.

Shadow: Ohh. Speaking of which, I keep my rings on my wrist. Where do you keep them? I saw you get a few yesterday, but I didn't see them anywhere on you.

Sonic: Well, I'm not sure if you'd like to know where I keep them.

Shadow: Riiight.

James J: Well, you get the idea. Today's first event of the day will be: Fighting! And the first match of the day will feature: Amy VS. Shadow, in an all-out Sonic brawl!

Sonic: I hate Brawl!

Everyone: Shut up, Sonic.

2:00 P.M., in the fighting arena, where the first match is about to start...

Amy: 0-0 for fighting

Shadow: 0-0 for fighting

Ref: Okay, guys. The rules are: When I say go, you beat the crap out of each other. First one unable to fight, or first one to admit defeat, loses. Okay, you ready?

Amy & Shadow: No.

Ref: Then get ready... set... FIGHT, BRAWL, WHATEVER YOU WANNA CALL IT!

Shadow and Amy are still for a second, Shadow with his arms crossed, Amy with her hammer.

Amy: You're emo.

Shadow: You're in love with the most annoying brat of all-time.

Sonic: Watching TV in the lounge room Hey! I'm gonna beat that no good %$W#$% once I can *$^! -in get to 'em!

Tails: Sleeping on couch

Amy: Take this, emo boy! Charges and swings her hammer, spinning in a twirl at Shadow.

Shadow: Bahhh! This is no good! Time to use mah homie attack! Does homing attack.

John Madden: Oooh, what a hit! That probably caused some pain! And the scores are:

Amy: 43 HP
Shadow: 89 HP

Amy: Wait! How do they know our health?

Shadow: They're weird like that, I guess.

23.89475984379685 minutes later...

Practically the entire Sonic franchise is out of their seats, anxiously watching, to see who will win.

John Madden: Ho-ho! This will be a close one! Let's check the scores:

Amy: ERROR
Shadow:ERROR

Amy: That's it, emo boy! Time to use birdie! Sends a bird flying towards Shadow.

Shadow: Shoots the bird with his pistol. I have no time for this. Die, now, Amy. Pulls out his bazooka.

Amy: No! Not the birdie!

Shadow: Okay. How about your head instead?! Aims for Amy's head, then stops. Holy crap, that rhymed. Aims, again, then fires the bazooka at Amy. A ton of smoke rises up, and when the smoke clears, Shadow is lying on the ground, without a head.

Amy: Tee-hee! That's what I call the hammer deflect attack!

Sally: NO, SHADOW, MY ONLY ONE!!!!

Sonic: Wait, WHAT?!

Eggman & Knuckles: NO, MY LOVE!!!!!

Everyone stares at Eggman and Knuckles.

Eggman: Um, yeah, I'll just...

Knuckles: Yeah... What he said... They both hurry away.

Tails: Still sleeping on couch

John Madden: Huminah-huminah wow! Amy deflected the bullet, and defeated Shadow! I can't believe it! And I can't believe I'm doing this commentary by myself!

Amy: 1-0 for fighting
Shadow: 0-1 for fighting

All of a sudden, Shadow's head randomly crawls up from his neck, and he gets up.

Shadow: Aw, crap! I got beat by a girl!

James J: Somehow talks onto the microphone I bet you guys weren't expecting that, huh? Well, now you know. In case anyone dies, I can bring them back to life whenever I want, using my awesome magical powers! This is to keep all of the competitors alive and suffering! MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Everybody in lounge: Kills Sonic

James J: Okay, everyone, see you next time, and don't forget to post some requests!

Fans in the audience: 0.o?

James J: Yeah, they don't what I'm talking about.