A/N Thank you for the reviews (they make me write faster wink, nudge)

I just wanted to tell you that this story has plagued my mind, as I thought of this chapter while reading Oliver Twist, abruptly slammed the book shut, raced downstairs and typed it up. I forgot to mark my page. :(

BPOV

Edward was so mine. He'd promised to do anything I wanted. Ha! We were still sitting in biology, and I hadn't been able to explain the situation before Mr. Banner walked in and started his lesson. I glanced at Edward; he was looking at me with that concentration that couldn't be mistaken for anything else. This made me furious. I decided to plague him with my thoughts.

JASPER! ORAL! JASPER! ORAL! JASPER! ORAL! I practically shouted at him through my mind. I looked at him again, this time he was grimacing. Good. Stay out of my mind, Edward. He started scribbling on a piece of paper. Two seconds later, said paper appeared on my side of the table.

Bella,

With the way you are shouting your thoughts, I can only pray that you are trying to scare me. If you are, it's working. A lot. I may have to tell Jasper how you feel.

Love, Edward

I suppressed laughter as I scribbled back.

Edward,

If you don't want to be scared by my thoughts, STAY OUT OF MY MIND! But please don't mention this to Jasper. I want to be the one to break the news to him.

Love, Bella

EPOV

Bella had a really good poker face. It was either that, or she was serious. Her words had really stung, but I was certain that she was just joking. Okay, almost certain.

If my heart was still beating, it would be on the verge of bursting right now. I crumpled the paper and stuck it in my pocket. I concentrated on her again. I had to know what she had in store for me. She was still doing her chant, only this time she'd added a few more words.

JASPER! ORAL! FUN! SEXY! JASPER! SEXY! ORAL! FUN!

I couldn't bear to listen to this any longer. The only other thing to do was listen to Mr. Banner's latest recycled lecture. This was going to be a long hour.

APOV

I laughed out loud when I looked into Edward's future and saw what the note contained.

"Alice! We do not need you to laugh at this. Hormones are a serious topic!" the health teacher barked. I had no reason to learn her name, as I never paid attention in this class anyway.

"Sorry," I replied, hoping she would return to her discussion so I could see Edward and Bella.

She gave me a glare and said, "Pay attention, Alice," and returned to her discussion. I drifted back into Edward's future, and laughed out loud. Bella was a mischievous little human.

"ALICE! Office, now!" the teacher barked. Damn. I gotta learn to control that laughter. I gathered my things and walked to our car. If they asked, I'd just say I'd gotten sick on my way to the office.

EPOV

Edward, your little note got me into trouble. I'll be at the car when you get out there. I recognized Alice's voice and chuckled to myself. Serves her right for looking at my future like that. I looked at Bella, who was just smiling to herself. I decided not to try and penetrate her mind; she was probably still chanting her stupid little chant. Finally, after what seemed like an eternity, the bell rang. I strolled to the door as close to human speed as I could manage, and then waited for Bella to catch up.

"Will you please explain this to me?" I asked, flashing the smile that made her heart flutter.

"Of course, Edward, and after I do, you will promise to do whatever I ask," she shot back.

"Absolutely," I grinned to prompt her to start explaining.

"Well, I was sitting in biology, wondering if Jasper thought the Civil War museums got all their facts right, which you then explained to me that he didn't care," she started.

"So that really was what you were thinking about," it was more of a statement than a question.

"Yes, how could you think I would lie to you? Anyway, that thought didn't last very long when the REPORT that we have to give in English popped into my head. We have to do it ORALLY, whereas I would prefer to do a written one," she seemed satisfied when I winced at the emphasis on her words.

I felt my jaw hit the floor, "You were thinking about a REPORT?" I was shocked. How could a thought so innocent be turned into something so…so sick?

"Yes, Edward, and had your mind not been in the gutter, you probably would have thought of that sooner," she pouted.

"I'm sorry, love," I whispered as I wrapped my arms around her. I seriously hoped that she had forgotten about her seemingly diabolical plan.

She seemed to read my mind just then, because she looked at me and grinned, then said happily, "Don't you think I've gone and forgot your promise, because you'll be disappointed."

"Of course not, you know I would walk to the ends of the Earth for you," I tried to make my voice sound smooth, so she wouldn't detect the lie. It seemed to work.

"Good," she said and shot me that wild smile of hers. I cursed myself for agreeing to this, but how else would I have gotten my explanation?

"What is it that you need, love?" I asked, expertly keeping the panic out of my voice.

"Some alone time with Jasper," she grinned from ear to ear as my smile faded.

BPOV

"Why do you want alone time with Jasper?" Edward asked after a long silence, not able to hide the horror in his voice.

"I just need to know that you trust me," I replied, a plan blossoming inside my head.