A/N- I know, I know, I took FOREVER to update. Sorry. Marching Band and Golf have been consuming all of my time. Again, sorry. In case anyone was wondering, the reason Alice was so intent on making Edward suffer is up, it's called Edward's Mind Games.

Disclaimer- I don't own Twilight.

BPOV

I couldn't decide what to do. I knew anything that Edward could think up would be utterly hilarious, at the expense of the victim, of course. We were walking up to the school, and I was contemplating possible scenarios and victims when Edward interrupted me.

"Should we make it just one? Misery does love company."

"Hmm, maybe…no, we couldn't, could we?" I wondered aloud.

"Couldn't what, Bella? Remember, I'm a vampire, a lot of things that you didn't think were possible are actually very plausible," he responded.

"Well, I was just thinking there are two people that I would love to see a little embarrassed, but would it even be possible to get Alice? Like I said earlier, it would be nice to have her on our team, so we could have the visions. But if we're not, how are we supposed to make it so she can't see?"

"You just let me take care of that," he smiled my favorite smile and then continued, "Bella, who else did you have in mind?"

"The one guy who never passes up the opportunity to embarrass me," I said, knowing that he would figure out exactly who I meant.

"Emmett," he said simply. "Alright, the victims have been chosen, see you at lunch."

Hmm…he must have something good. I waited through my morning classes, always staring at the clock, urging it to go faster. It never did, but finally the bell rang for lunch. I walked straight to the Cullen table.

"Hey guys," I greeted them cheerily.

"Hey Bella," they chorused. Edward pulled a chair closer to him and gestured for me to sit down.

"So, you guys are okay now?" Emmett said with a big grin. "Miss Harry Potter over there forgave Mr. Mind Picker?" He laughed at his own joke. He is so going to pay for that, I thought to myself as the blood rushed to my face. Edward seemed to feel the same way.

"And Mr. Tackle Me Elmo has been fired from his peacekeeping job?" he jabbed back.

"Alright, point taken," Emmett slumped his shoulders.

"So, Bella, any plans for this weekend?" Alice asked, trying to lighten the mood. Emmett perked up.

"Yeah, you should spend the weekend with us, we're not going hunting," he said. I glanced at Edward, who gave me a slight nod.

"I'd love to spend the weekend with you, Emmett," I answered.

Rosalie looked at Emmett, who put his arm around her and whispered something in her ear that made her laugh. My guess would have been that it was about me, because it made Edward grimace. No doubt it was about my Harry Potter comment. I mentally kicked myself for that. Why did I have such a strange mind? Finally the lunch bell rang, and I walked to biology with Edward by my side.

EPOV

"Maybe we can get her to say more funny things about fictional characters," Emmett said to Rosalie. I grimaced. Oh, yes, Emmett would pay for that. The lunch bell rang and I was walking to biology when Bella's curiosity got the better of her.

"So…what's the plan?" she asked.

"What is Alice's one weakness besides Jasper?" I answered.

"Shopping," she said instantly. "But how does that help us?"

"You will purposely stain a piece of clothing, Alice will demand that she take you shopping not only for a replacement, but probably for a ton more. You will oblige, and see where that takes you. Don't refuse anything she hands you, say thank-you Alice and let her check out. Then let the fireworks begin," I explained.

"The fireworks?" she raised an eyebrow in interest.

"You'll see," I assured her.

BPOV

I arrived at the Cullen house for my weekend. I was really worried about the 'fireworks' Edward had promised out of Alice. I was greeted by Emmett, who looked at me expectantly.

"Yes, Emmett?"

"Nothing, I'm just marveling at how slow you humans move," he answered.

"Gee, thanks," I replied. Emmett just grinned. I made my way through the door before Edward came and swept me off my feet, carrying me up to his room. Once we were there, he set me on the floor and took my bag.

"You hungry?" he asked, a smile on his face.

"Not really," I said as my stomach growled.

His smile grew wider, "Wrong answer." He again picked me up and ran me down the stairs, quickly handing me a sandwich and a glass of milk. I figured that this was what I was supposed to spill. We walked into the living room, where everyone sat, some chatting, others just sitting. I was hungry, so I decided to devour the sandwich before Alice took me away. I finished the last bite and, seeing that Alice was engrossed in a conversation with Jasper, grabbed the milk.

I got a couple swallows in before I dropped it, making it land on the couch with the rest of the milk on my shirt and pants. "Oh shoot!" I shouted. "I'm so sorry about the couch, Esme."

"It's alright, we'll just get a wet rag and—,"

"ALRIGHT? Bella's shirt is ruined! Come on, Bella, I'm taking you shopping!" Alice interrupted, making everyone jump.

"Uh, okay," I said, making it sound like more of a question. I looked to where Edward was standing, only to find him staring right back at me, beaming.

Alice grabbed my arm and tugged me away, sitting me in the passenger seat of a car. Within minutes we were pulling into a parking space, and Alice was dragging me through the parking lot.

"This is going to be fun!" she squealed.

"Oh boy," I muttered. By now she was dragging me through an unknown store, throwing clothes at me.

I was exhausted after spending so much time in the dressing room, but finally Alice grabbed all the clothes from me and stormed her way up to the check out counter. I kept my distance, counting on the fireworks that Edward had promised.

"1,106.67," the lady at the counter said, seemingly bored. Alice pulled out her card and ran it through. I heard a loud beep and then the cashier's voice, "I'm sorry, miss, this card seems to have been cancelled."