A/N- A lot of you were confused as to why Alice didn't see her credit cards getting cancelled. The first part of this chapter is that explanation. The break signifies that you're being transported back into now. It's after Edward and Bella get back from the meadow.The magnificent idea for the prank on Emmett came from the marvelous Team Alice, so if you love it be sure to give her your thanks.

Disclaimer- I don't own these characters and stuff.

EPOV

"Jasper, can I ask you a favor?" I turned to Jasper, who was sitting on the couch reading a thick book.

"Depends on what it is," he replied, grinning.

"I need you to keep Alice…busy. Just so that she can't see what I'm going to do. It's only until Bella gets here for the weekend. Is that at all possible?"

"Uh, Edward, that's more than possible. You might want to leave the house, though. She won't um, well, she won't stay 'busy' as you put it, with you here," he said. This was something I knew. I could read minds, after all.

"Right. It's only until tomorrow. Just make sure that if she looks like she's having a vision, snap her out of it," I grumbled.

"Will, do, captain," Jasper answered, saluting me as I headed out the door. I climbed into the Volvo, only to hear Jasper yell, "Alice! Edward's gone!" I chuckled to myself as I drove away. Jasper would keep her from seeing until she took Bella shopping, and of course she wouldn't pay attention when she was in her own personal heaven.

After I was a few miles out, I pulled out my phone, and the credit cards that I had taken from Alice. I dialed the first number and the operator picked up after one ring.

"American Express hotline, how may I help you?"

"I'd like to cancel a credit card account, please. I seem to have misplaced it," I recited. This was only the first of thirteen calls I had to make.

EPOV

"EMMETT! That was my favorite shirt that you just got dirt all over!" I heard Rosalie screech. I ran out to the front yard to see how Emmett managed to screw up this time. I found him standing in a puddle with Rosalie seething next to him. Her shirt was covered in mud, and she looked as if she wanted to throttle Emmett right there on the spot.

"I'm so sorry, honey, I'll buy you a new one," Emmett tried to console her, because if Emmett knew one thing, it was that a mad Rosalie equaled no fun later tonight.

"No. I liked this one. The only place you're going to find it now is on the sale racks and I will NOT be caught dead shopping from the sale racks," she growled.

"You mean Alice let you wear that more than once anyway?" Emmett asked, confused. "Then why can't I ever wear my clothes more than once?"

"I can only wear this shirt more than once because I am fashionable, and don't wear the exact same outfit twice. If we allowed you to wear something twice, you wouldn't ever change," she snapped.

"Oh, well, still, you can't possibly be mad over that shirt, can you?" God, she's even worse than Alice. Alice would just take it off and throw it away.

I chuckled quietly to myself at Emmett's thoughts. Though she would just take the shirt off, she might still be a little upset that it was ruined in the first place.

"YES I CAN be mad about this shirt, Emmett! You will pay for that!" Rosalie screeched and ran into the house. Emmett thought it best not to follow her and grumbled something to himself I realized that this was my opportune moment. Bella was upstairs, so she could be in on the plan right when I was. I turned and ran up to Emmett and Rosalie's room.

"Hey, Rose?" I knocked softly on the door.

"What?" she snapped. This better be good. I'm sulking in here.

"Don't worry, I think this may make you feel all better. Hold on a sec, Bella?"

"Yeah?" came Bella's voice

"Could you come in here, please?" I waited as Bella walked at her intolerably slow human pace to the door.

"What's going on?" she asked, clearly bewildered.

"You said you wanted to get Emmett, correct?"

"Well, yeah, but what does me being here have to do with that?" she scratched her head, as if doing so would bring the answer to her.

I laughed and pointed at Rosalie. "Meet Emmett's one true weakness."

By now Rosalie's thoughts were all jumbled. Emmett's weakness? Why does Bella want to get Emmett? Okay, Edward, tell me exactly what's going on, or else. She shot me a death glare.

"Or else?" I raised an eyebrow.

"Yes, or else, and you called Bella in here, so let's make this conversation two-way," she retorted.

"Yes, two-way conversations are good," Bella agreed.

"Alright, so both of you are mad at Emmett. Here's the plan…"

RPOV (Rosalie)

"Emmett!" I called. He was standing next to me within a half a second. I turned to speak directly to him. "I've decided to take you up on your offer," I winked at him and then whispered in his ear. "Maybe there'll be a surprise for you when we get there."

"I like surprises," Emmett's grin went from ear to ear. "But what offer?"

"You offered to buy me a new shirt. Edward and Bella will be joining us when we go," I smirked.

"Um, they're not gonna be there when you give me my surprise, are they?" he asked, shifting nervously on his feet.

"Of course not, silly, Bella just needs to go and get all the clothes that Alice left sitting on the counter last time, and Edward's credit cards aren't cancelled at the moment," I explained.

"Yes!" Emmett pumped his fist like he was Tiger Woods and just got a hole in one. "Hey Rose?"

"Hmm?"

"When exactly are we going?" he seemed eager to get to the mall.

"Umm," I glanced at my watch. "In three..two..now," I said as Edward arrived at the bottom of the stairs with Bella in his arms.

"Sweet!" Emmett roared.

"Shall we go, then?" Edward asked, already making his way to his car, us following closely. He lowered Bella in the front seat while Emmett and I climbed into the back. Once we were all in, he hit the gas and didn't stop until we were pulling into the parking lot.

"Alright, you guys go get Bella's stuff and we'll be shopping for me," I said as we walked up to the doors. Edward and Bella went in front of us.

Emmett and I were coming up to Victoria's Secret now, so I tapped him on the shoulder and nudged him in, winking to make sure he knew his surprise was in here. I picked out a matching lacy bra and panty set, taking Emmett by the hand to the dressing room. He was grinning like he usually did when we were about to, um, well, never mind. I motioned for him to wait for me outside, so he stood perfectly still. I put them on, and came out to ask him what he thought.

"I…I…they…"

I put a finger to his lips to silence him, then beckoned for him to come into the dressing room. I put my hands under his shirt, peeling it off, and moved on to his pants.

EPOV

Emmett's thoughts were worse than both Alice and Jasper combined. Bella and I had stopped after Emmett and Rosalie went into Victoria's Secret. We turned around to wait for the signal. About three minutes later, I heard it.

Catch me if you can! Rosalie's thoughts taunted. I nodded my head to Bella, who walked over to the nearest twenty-something woman.

BPOV

Edward nodded his head to me, and I looked around. I saw a woman in her mid-twenties and approached her.

"Hey, I was just in there," I pointed to Victoria's Secret. "And a really hot guy was in there wearing nothing but women's panties! Spread the word!" She watched wide-eyed, but turned to another woman. A minute later, Rosalie was standing next to Edward with a pile of fabric in hand, what I assumed were Emmett's clothes. There was a huge crowd of wild women around the door now. It took a while, but finally Emmett came out, paler than ever, in the panties that Rosalie had picked out. When he saw the crowd around the door, his eyes widened so much I thought they might pop right out of their sockets. He tried to turn around, but spotted Rosalie with his clothes and knew there was no other way around it. He started to push his way through the crazed women.

I found it hilarious that Emmett was forced to run at human pace, but when he got to Edward, only a few women had managed to keep up. Emmett glared at Edward and pulled his fist back as if he were about to punch him. Edward smiled at something in Emmett's thoughts, and pointed to the crowd behind him. He turned around and looked, lowering his fist.

"You got lucky this time, bro, but don't think for a second that I won't get you back!" he snarled, snatching his clothes from Rosalie and running to the nearest men's room at human pace. I turned to Rosalie and wrapped my arms around her, taking her by surprise. After a moment and much to my surprise, she returned the hug.

"That made me feel loads better about myself," I said, blushing.

Rosalie chuckled, "No kidding. I bet you feel great right now. He's got nothing on you!" she replied. I felt cold hands on my back, too small to be Edward's. I jumped and turned around to find Alice beaming at me.

"Sorry, but I couldn't let Jazz miss this one," she said, pointing to a pale skinned, tall, blonde Abercrombie model behind her. I realized that the Abercrombie model was indeed Jasper. He was holding a video camera.

"I got all that!" he said when he walked toward me.

I realized that Edward was standing next to me when he spoke, "Alright! Emmett will never live this down, even if he does live forever!" his voice held an enthusiasm that I'd never heard before.

All of a sudden, Emmett came storming toward us, fully clothed. He resembled an angry bull. Cheers and whistles came from the crowd of women behind us. He grabbed Edward by the collar and snarled, "Home. NOW!"

So?? Remember, thank Team Alice. It was her stupendous idea, I just put it in story form.

And, what do you want me to do next? Make this the end now that everyone's even? Start a sequel? Continue this? Review!