DT: HIYA! It's me again. If you guys have read my story at all, you would find that Roy has won a whole heap of matches and will shortly be crowned "phenom."
Roy: Just like that basketball game!
DT: Which one? NBA Ballers? (Look it up on Google Images if you don't know what I mean)
Roy: Yeah! That one!
DT: Since WHEN do YOU play virtual basketball?
Roy: I...uh...just bought it...
DT: Do you know how old that game is?
Roy: It's not THAT old!
DT: True, true.
Mario: Can we just-a PLEASE get on with-a the story!
DT: Fine, Mario, we'll start.
2. Surprise!!! A Plan is Scheming...
Roy and Marth rushed to the third floor of the SSB tournament building. To their surprise, everyone was already there. Mario, Ice Climbers, Mewtwo, Ganondorf, Link, Pikachu...EVERYONE! Roy and Marth split up to go talk to everyone and see how they were doing. Well, at least Marth dd. Roy went around bragging about how he kicked their asses in the last tournament, which just made everyone angry.
"Hiya, Peach!" said Roy with that smug grin, "I hope you weren't hurt too badly after our last encounter in the tournament."
"Don't push it, Roy!" she responded angrily, "Just because I was beaten in less than 15 seconds, it doesn't mean you have to go around bragging about it!"
"Oh alm down, Peachy!" he responded back, "I'm only messin' with ya! Usually I'd smack anyone whotalks back to me, but because you're pretty, I'll let you slide on that one."
"W'ever."
Suddenly, Mario and Captain Falcon made their way over to Peach and Roy.
"Hello, Mario." said Peach.
"Yo." said Mario.
Peach gasped.
"I never heard you talk like that before."
"Oh really?" he happily replied, "I'm-a learning some-a new lines from-a my main man CF over-a here! Is it-a pretty good-a slang, doll-a-face?"
"No."
"Aww... rats-a!"
"Pardon MY interruption," said Roy, "But you're Italian. Not black. Stop being something you're not."
"Shut up-a, asswipe!" Mario shouted back, "Italians have-a dreams too, ya know-a!!"
"And I guess it's not winning the tournaments! HAHAHA!!"
Mario, enraged and frustrated, ran off crying like a baby as Captain Falcon ran off after him. Suddenly, the narrator guy's voice came on.
"Attention all fighters!!" he shouted, "Mr. Miyamoto has arrived!"
With that said, all of the SSB characters joined together in one large group in front of the giant stand in the back of the third floor's auditorium. Roy stood next to Marth.
"Don't lose you rhead when Miyamoto shows up, okay?" said Marth, "You'd look like a fool... not to mention a complete idiot."
"Aw put a sock in it, Marth!" shouted Roy, "I'll do whatever I want!"
"Oh Lord..."
As they all gathered, they noticed Luigi come from behind the auditorium's curtains and come forward to the microphone.
"And-a now..." he began, "The man that-a started it all...my-a brother's creator...Mr...Shigeru...MIYAMOTO!!!!!
Then, there was a sudden upraoar of applause. Everyone LOVES Miyamoto. He's very kind and generous. He's The sole designer for Nintendo, and he has a nice gorgeous wife that ALL of the guy SSB characters know and love! As the applause continued, Mr. Miyamoto made his way onto the stage. The applause got louder and louder as Miyamoto got closer to the microphone. Luigi got out of the way and went to go stand with everyone else.
"Good evening." he began, "And how is everyone?"
"GOOD!!" they all shouted.
"Goo-reat! I'd like to also bring out Miss Detective Tective for helping me with my earlier crisis of losing the Super Samsh Bros. Brawl plans."
Then I, Miss Detective Tective, came out in my usual brown, heavy coat, with a big, giant, brown hat, cocked to the side, covering my left eye. I waved my hand to all of the SSB characters. A few didn't know who I was and the rest knew who I was.
"Now, as you all have heard," Miyamoto began again, "I am creating the SSB Brawl game, which is coming out soon. I have all of the plans with me now and I'm almost done sorting them out."
Everyone was really excited and had shown their enthusiasm more than a few mere times. Roy seemed to be the happiest out of them all. He actually had trouble containing his excitement!
"Am I gonna be in the next game, Miyamoto-san?!" he shouted, "'cuz I've been winning a lot of battles recently and I just wanna know!" (A/N: Despite the fact that he thinks he knows the answer's gonna be yes)
Marth put his hand on his head in frustration, knowing that Roy just did something stupid.
'The F (--BLEEP--) king idiot!' he thought.
"Uhhh..." started Miyamoto, "Technically...no. You're not in the game."
"WHAAAAAAAAAT!!!!" shouted the enraged Roy, "But... I've proven that I'm the best of the best! This can't be right. And what about Marth?"
"He's not either." responded Miyamoto again, "I took out a few characters to try and leave room for the new ones."
"WHAAAAAAAAAT!!!!" shouted the enraged Marth, "That doesn't make any sense!!!!!"
"I give you no bullsh(--bleep--) t." said Miyamoto.
"Aw crud." said Roy.
Well, isn't THIS a nice little picture? Roy and Marth aren't going to be in the next video game on the new console! HAHAHA! OH..uh...sorry. I kinda lost my head there.
With what Miyamoto had said, all of the SSB characters were looking at each other, very concerned on who was staying...and who was getting cut out...
Everyone scattered about trying to get their thoughts together. Marth and Roy tried negotiating with each other on what just happened.
"There's NO way I'm not going to be in the next game." said Roy, mighty angrily
"I know." said Marth, "We gotta think of something and fast!"
"Hmm... HEY! Remember what Miyamoto said about him having the plans with him right now?"
"Yeah!"
"You thinkin' what I'm thinkin'?"
"Hell no!"
"You're an idiot. Y'know that, right?"
"...shut up!"
"Make me! Anyways, what I was planning, was we steal Miyamoto's plans from his suit and then edit it by putting OUR names on the list."
"That's pretty sneaky, Roy. Are you sure that you're gonna be able to pull it off?"
"Come on! Did you NOT pay attention to the tournament match we just had? I blew you sky high with so many sensor bombs, it's not even funny! HAHAHA!!!"
"HEY! You jsut said that it wasn't funny!"
"Yeah. I lied."
"You asshole."
"Shut up. If you keep cursing like that, Detective Tective might have to change the rating on the story."
"Change what story's rating?" said a voice from behind.
"GEEYAH!!!!" shouted Roy, "Don't EVER do that again!!"
I had just walked behind them and caught the last few words that Roy had said. I was a bit confused on why he was so scared, but then I remembered that I had just sneaked up behind him on accident.
"S-sorry about that, Roy." I apologized, "But I just heard the last bit of your conversation and I was curious about why you were talking about me."
"We weren't trying to hurt your feelings or nothing like that." said Marth.
"O-or being racist!" added Roy.
Marth smacked him in the back of the head for saying something so stupid.
"It's okay." I said, "I know he wouldn't really say something racist about me. I know you can't find a lot of female black detectives out there, but I trust him."
With that said, I walked off to look around at all of the other SSB characters.
"Oh that was a close one." said Marth quietly.
Then he hit Roy in the back of the head again.
"BAKA!!" he shouted, "NEVER mess with a detective!"
"I wasn't messing with her!" Roy protested, "I was trying to save my ass from getting kicked!"
"Ugh... Never mind... just... just go get us a snowcone..."
"Oh alright! But we're still doing the plan!"
"Sorry. No thanks!!"
"WHAT? Oh, come ON!!"
"Sorry. You're on your own."
"Arggghhh... FINE!! I don't need you!"
"HAHA!! That sounded SO wrong just now!"
"...asshole..."
DT: Well, I know I wrote the damn plot in the story, but sheesh, Marth and Roy have more issues than a Zangoose and a Seviper!
Roy: Shut up, you!
Marth: Roy, quiet. Or she'll do something you'll regret!
DT: That's right! I have authority in this story, so if either of you piss me off again, I'm gonna make you gay in the next chapter!
Roy: Oh GOODY GOODY!
DT: and Marth?????
Roy: Hold on... don't you mean, "gay," as in, "happy"...or do you mean...
DT and Marth: The other one
Roy: HOLY SH(-BLEEP-)T WHAT WAS I THINKING!!!!
The rest of the SSB cast- (Laughing their asses off)