"Well then... Who are you going to prom with?" Suzie asked, "If Jennifer isn't your girlfriend, then who is?"

"I got a couple ladies on my list. No girlfriend, though. Still choosing that!" I lied, "But, by heart... I still like you, Suzie," I let it all loose, "Will you go to the prom with me?"

"Yes, I will!" Suzie exclaimed, "And if you didn't know, I broke up with Loomer."

"I knew." I said, and smiled.

I got a date for prom! And Suzie still likes me! But... Is my Moze gonna be mad at me? We've been best friends forever, she'll understand, right? Well, she's not the understanding type, but she's an amazing girl, and she's smart and that's all that matters!

She's like an angel from heaven with the smile of beauty and perfect hair and eyes, she gets it. I just went crazy over her... Am I starting to sound like Martin? Sorry.

"I like you a lot, Ned." Suzie said.

Forgetting about Moze, I said, "And I like you a lot! It's perfect, Suzie! Just me and you at Senior Prom, and we'll have the best time ever! Thanks for going with me! Love ya!"

"We just got back together!" Suzie exclaimed, "Don't just run off! Stay with me, sweetie." And then I turned around to smile and look at my 'girlfriend' once again. I was caught between Suzie and Moze once again!

Then, Suzie smashed her lips against mine and made me kiss her to the deepest matter. She smoothly touched my hair as she kissed me. It didn't feel as amazing as every kiss my beautiful Moze gave me.

Did I just call her my beautiful Moze? Weird. Maybe because I'm caught in a love-tri...bi-angle... I don't even know what to say! I used to babble about Suzie. Am I seriously babbling about my best friend now?

She finally pulled away from me.

"Ned, you didn't even kiss me back!" Suzie yelled.

"I was too stunned of my love for you and how shocked I was that you kissed me," I lied, "And I'm so glad you kissed me, Suzie."

And to the best of my luck, the bell rang right when I needed it to!

Tip 1 (should be a lot more) of Ned's Declassified Survival Guide HIGH SCHOOL EDITION: People you Don't Like Kiss you!

If someone who you don't like kisses you or tells you that they love you or something, there's one easy way out of it-Temporarily only. If you don't have a class with them next, keep talking and talking random stuff NOT about liking them or anything until the bell rings!

Then run off to class! That's the first tip! Wait a second_ I'm not doing as good of a job as I was last year.

"Bye, Suzie!" I exclaimed, "See ya later!"