I do not own Axis Powers Hetalia. English is my first language. I do not have a second language. Lovino's view.
Lovino's Life
By waterrain
I decided to make pasta while waiting for Antonio to come over and I'm hoping the blond will stay asleep. I'm not hoping the boy is in a coma because then I would be really fucking screwed. Damn wishing star really fucked me. Who told me about wishing stars and those things granting wishes? My fifteen year old brother, Feliciano. I shouldn't have listened to him, but no I had to wish my dull life would be more exciting.
"Hey."
Alfred Jones, Today he is fourteen years old. He is an American, a military dependent, and standing inside of my kitchen.
"You turned fourteen today."
"Yep."
"Your name is Alfred Jones."
"Yeah, I told you last night."
My brain is starting to recall last night. Alfred is still naked and gathering his clothing up.
"You promised me that if we had sex that I could stay with you, Lovino."
Shit, I did make that promise. Should I deny it? Should I say yes and that I only meant for the night.
"I have it recorded on my cell phone, Lovino."
I watched as he pulled out a cell phone from a pair of jeans that were laying on the carpet. I couldn't help, but think that he has a nice ass. Bad, Lovino. That is what got your sorry ass in this situation.
Yeah, I'll let you stay with me. You look fucking adorable and I want your tight little ass, Alfie. Want some more sweet tasting wine?
"Were you a virgin?"
"Yeah, I was one until you deflowered me and stuff last night. Were you a virgin too, Lovino?"
"Hell no. I wasn't a virgin. I lost it at the age of eleven to the best cheese maker in all of Italy. I have sex every day. I have had sex for seven years. It is fucking amazing and I love every minute of it. I'm a pro and I'm the best fucker in all of Italy."
I'm telling complete bullshit. For some reason Alfred 's blue eyes are wide as hell, he stared at me, and why the hell is he trembling. My voice is not that damn loud! I did not smack him or threaten him.
"Lovino, Do you have aids?" Alfred asked in a quiet voice while staring at me. I just stared at him in disbelief he bought my bullshit? How gullible is this-
"Hello, Lovino." Antonio said cheerfully as he walked into my home.
"Lovino, Did you have sex with him?" Alfred asked me slowly as he looked at Antonio and the blond backed away still naked. "Did you have sex with different people every night for seven years or was it the same person? Is he the best cheese maker in all of Italy?"
Antonio that tomato bastard started giggling and that giggling moron decided to hug Alfred. Why the hell is he giggling? It's not fucking funny! Why is he hugging the one that I deflowered last night, damnit.
Alfred squeaked, eyes wide in horror, and I bet he is going to scream. I do not want my damn neighbors to hear because then they would call the fucking police and I would be screwed. I grabbed the blond, pulled him away from the giggling Spaniard, and covered Alfred's mouth. I want my dull life back.
Please Review and Thank You. Poor Alfred is scared.