Puckzilla
Yo dude, what's up? Great seeing you last weekend for the game!

your man artie
I know, right! Good match!

Puckzilla
We totally thrashed them! Though it was a surprise seeing our old 'friend' out there.

your man artie
Have to say, if any of our old lot was going to make it into the NFL, wouldn't have put my money on him!

Puckzilla
Well, he might have hit the big time, but he's still an asshat, I bet. I still haven't forgotten all the crap that went down in Junior year.

your man artie
Must say though, after this long weekend, it does feel odd to be back here in the big city now!

Puckzilla
Don't blame you! Number one advantage of marrying a rich MILF – no work, just chillin'. And a few benefits and some crap, but I'm just there to be Alexandra's arm candy. Not that she needs it, but guess you've gotta do something once in a while. And I can just put on the old charm while I'm there and bam!

your man artie
Doesn't sound like a bad life to me! Especially when you've got a house like yours! Then again, not saying me and Jessica have it bad. Apparently she had a pretty decent weekend without me, though!
Then again, the night I got back was a very different matter...

Puckzilla
Get in there!

your man artie
Right?
I'll tell you – Did not want to go to work next morning! Not a hard choice between stock markets and number crunching and her.

Puckzilla
I don't envy you, man. Wish I could say I did, but I just can't.
Hey, Brad emailed you about this book of his yet?

your man artie
Nothing yet except that first email that everyone got. How about you?

Puckzilla
Yeah, he wanted to know about being in hospital with Q for some reason

your man artie
What?

Puckzilla
Yeah, so I told him what I could remember. Mainly screaming and her saying how much she hated me, but there we go, and he said that we fine!

your man artie
Eh, well. No idea why he'd need to talk to me anyway.
I'll speak to you soon, right? Jessica's calling with food and who knows what's coming after?

Puckzilla
Awesome, see you soon! Up for the next game when we can?

your man artie
Totally, let's go for it.

Puckzilla
Sure, I'll let you know! Bye dude!