Hey like I promised part 2 with still more to come
er I dont know who I am talking to...probably myself but
for the sake of my sanity I am gonna pretend I have adoring fans and readers
FeatherCastle131 is me so if youre on Pottermore tell me your username and I will be sure to add you
DungeonBat32 I made up...if its real I dunno but that would be awesome
All other names are googled...
NO SPOLIERS BUT SLIGHTLY MATURE CONTENT NO GRAPHICS MORE LIKE HINTED AT WHAT THEY ARE GONNA DO BEHIND CLOSE DOORS IN A BED...
July 30th
Severus had convinced Isis to go to bed, but she lay with her eyes open. If it was up to her she would be at her computer right now...the clock clicked the minutes away. The lastest Pottermore news said the first clue to be a beta tester for Pottermore would be up on Harrys Birthday. The clock hit midnight. "Happy Birthday Harry."
Isis turned her head back to Severus. If she missed that clue and couldn't be one of the first million she would hex him into oblivion. 12:15 am.
"oh blasted it all.." slowly Isis untangled herself from Severus. "I love you but I'm not missing this..." she whispered.
She crepts out of and room and as she reached the stairs ran down them and into the living room to grabbed her laptop from the living room table.
Quickly she turned it on and went to the site. Nothing!
Okay it was only, 12:25.
She decided to go on other sites, even entertaining herself by reading some fanfiction written by muggle fans. It always amused her finding a Severus/Harry pairing. She was sure if Severus found out, well he would most likely blast her laptop into oblivion, then repair it, if only to taunt her with it, before once again destorying it. 12:45. Twenty minutes, another refresh, and nothing again.
"What are you doing?" a quiet voice asked.
Isis yelped and fell off the couch, her computering following and falling beside her. "Ahh, what the bloody hell was that for you damn bat!"
"hmm, cursing does not become you." Severus said thoughtfully.
"WELL THEN DONT SNEAK UP ON A PERSON IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT!"
He raised an eyebrow and looked down at her laptop screen. Isis paled, oh she really hoped that a fanfiction tab wasn't on the screen.
"What are you reading?" his voice was calm, almost freindly, and well that kind of scared Isis.
"Er..." she grabbed her laptop and closed the fanfiction tab. "I was just looking for the clue on Pottermore."
"Clue?"
She sighed to herself, phew that destracted him. "yes clue. If you solve the clue you could be one of the first million let into the site early to beta test it."
Severus kept quiet. Isis had tried to teach him about the computer but he just couldnt get it and almost cursed her computer, into the next Millenium. She knew talking about it would confuse him long enough to make him forget about the Severus/Harry smut fanfiction she was reading.
"Rowling said the first clue would come out on Harrys Birthday. So I'm waiting for it."
"How could she...nevermind...What clue?"
Isis shrugged, "You know I'm really not sure." As the clock hit 1am and chimmed, Isis jumped up, "oh let me refresh..." as she did she let out a loud squeel..."oh there it is! Severus look its here!" she read it excitedly..""How many breeds of owls were offered on the Eeylops Owl Emporium sign, then multiply this number by 49."
Isis paused for a moment to think..."well now how the bloody damn hell...! Am i suppose to know that! I got my owl years ago! I wasnt paying attention dammit! I was 11!
Severus rubbed his temples as his wife continued to yell at the screen..." oh I know! Severus get the first book, it should tell me..."
"245..."
"huh!" Isis cocked her head in confusion,
"The answer to your little clue..is 245..."
"How could you possibly know that, oh wise one?"
"There are five types of owls, Twany, Screech, Barn, Brown, and Snowy. Multiply by 49 is 245."
Isis started blanky at him then typed in the Adress,
/245
She stared intently, as she was redirected to another site, all she saw was Sony in the adress bar. As she was about to yell at the screen, it fully loaded and stated that she had found the magical quill. "Yes! I did it I'm in, I'm in, I'm in!" bouncing in excitment, she quickly filled out the resgisration.
She paused as she came to the usernames, "aww I wanted to choose my own." she pouted read them outloud, "GoldBlood167, AshPheonix160, Skynimbus66, MidnightSeeker176, FeatherCastle131. Oh I don't know what to choose"
"Just pick one..." Severus stared at his wife in amusment. Usually she was calm and composed, if not a little hyper at times. Never had he seen her so childish, though she was six years his junior. He found it amusing and endearing. Even if all her excitment was giving him a mild headache.
"Okay lets go with FeatherCastle131...I like the sound of that.."
Severus continued to stare as Isis kept typing away. Surely she was almost done.
"What is taking so long...?" he asked, as the clock struck 2am.
"Just...filling...one out...for...you..." she slowly said as the typing continued.
"Excuse me?" his eyes narrowed, but Isis just waved her hand and continued typing.
"What are you deaf? Now pick a name. Let see there is...DustShadow189, MoonWolfsbane...oh that would be a great one for Remus..SilverDragon85, DungeonBat32, and SkyWillow53. Oh that ones perfect."
After a few seconds of silence..."alright! We both got in." she turned to Severus with a goofy smile on her face, "I'm FeatherCastle131 and you're DungeonBat32." she closed her laptop.
Severus took her hand and lend her up the stairs, "Why is the Ministry not putting a stop to this?" he questioned
"Muggles don't think its real at all. Just something to play pretend with. So there really is no point."
Isis walked to the bed and fell face first into the pillow, "ahh I'm so tired..."
Severus slowly closed the door, his mouth quirking upward, calmly he stated, "oh you're not going to bed yet."
Her face still in the pillow, Isis's words came out muffled, "yeah why the bloody hell not!"
Slowly she rolled on her back to see Severus standing next to her, a michiefious look on his face, "Er Severus?"
"Did you honestly think I didnt notice that smut you were reading about me and Potter?" he voice was dangerously low
"Hehe, oh that. Well you see.."
"Let me remind what I can do, if you're so eager to find out..."
He swooped down on her, while she squealed in fear yet excitment...
Yeah bit if a sexual ending...
Also I wanted snape has young as possible so he is 39 while is wife is 33...This takes place not long after the war...so incase anyone was wondering, yeah he didnt die! Anyone hope you liked it..just came to me and I had to write it =]