Chapter 13
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DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN HOUSE OF ANUBIS OR ANY OF IT'S CHARACTER'S.
I DO NOT OWN GREASE OR ANY OF IT'S CHARACTER'S, OR SONGS.
HOUSE OF INTERVIEWS,
HOUSE OF EMOTIONAL VICTOR
ALFIE'S P.O.V.
So when we go back from Shakers we see Victor with a tazor in his hand, a crispy Mara, a shaken Trudy and a Crazy Joy flipping and cart wheeling the room. We figured since Joy was normal SHE had something to do with this. I mean, the girl is the centre of most of the problems in this house. We all just stood there, speechless staring at Victor. When it struck me. So when major things in this house happen, we are interview individually. So we decided to interview Victor and Trudy. We decided not interview Joy as all we'd ever get was "Bouncy Pansies"! So me, Jerome and Amber would conduct the interviews. We would be dead serious with Victor and we'd probably let Amber interview Trudy. "Simples", as that little meerkat on the Compare the ad. So Jerome drew up drew up a list of questions we were going to ask.
What happened?
Where did you get the tazor?
Why was Mara tazored and not Joy?
Where were you at exactly 11:15 p.m. on the 16/4/2011?
Are you innocent?
Have you ever been in trouble with the law before?
(A:/N: TRUDY HAD THE SAME QUESTIONS EXCEPT WHERE DID YOU GET THE TAZOR AND WHY WAS MARA TAZORED AND NOT JOY)
JEROME'S P.O.V.
So Alfie had the most amazing idea ever. He suggested we integeragate Victor and Trudy. I was going to be absolutely ruthless. As was Alfie. And then there was Amber. Soft, sweet innocent, I know we are dating but in the law you need to be ruthless" And Amber… she's a… not that ruthless. But you never know. So to ensure we could we could interview him, we had a plan. While we got the office ready for the interview, trudy would make him a cup of tea and chat to him. She said she do that and we left to do the interview. I went and woke Mick up and got him to install the padlocks and the sheet of steel. That took about 10 minutes and then to make sure Victor couldn't escape, we handcuffed Victor to Mick, Mick to Alfie, Alfie to Amber and Amber to myself. When we went down we saw Victor sitting over an empty cup of tea, full of tears, and he was still bawling. Amber went and hugged him. Victor hit Amber away and she fell into my arms. Normal Victor was back. So we set everything up. We went up to the office, we sat Victor down, and I locked the door. "Why was Mara on the ground" shouted Amber just seconds after I locked the final padlock. I didn't even get a chance to sit down. "Amber calm down"! "Sorry" she blushed bright red. "Why was Mara on the ground"? "Because Joy was driving me mad, Mara was chasing after her trying to do that pinchy thing again, that went on for half an hour, I went and got the tazor". "Where did you get the tazor" I asked. Victor was silent. I took a leap at him but Amber and Alfie managed to hold me back. "It's mine isn't it"? "Back to the story" Alfie screamed so loud I think Trudy heard him. "I got tazor and fired it up, found Joy and tried to take her by surprise. Joy ran past so fast she was a blur, Mara ran after her, I stuck the tazor out and tazored her. I thought it was Joy but it was Mara instead". "I think that answers most of our questions answered Jerome" said Amber and Alfie in unison. "Not yet guys, Victor are you innocent of all claims made against you". "Jerome this is crazy" Victor said annoyed and depressed. "Answer the questions" Alfie screamed again and banged his fist down on the table. He threw it down so fast the table shook. I stared at Victor as did Alfie who was on my left, and Amber on my right. I was sitting where Victor sits. And he was sitting where me and Alfie sat. "Okay" Victor said. "I'm innocent until proven guilty". "He's guilty" Amber bellowed in my ear. "Amber I'm right beside you"! I screamed back in her ears. "Sorry boo" she whispered. "He has a pink lip gloss kiss on the side of his cheek" she said pointing at his cheek. "Well" I said. "Oh, after I tazored Mara Joy ran out the kitchen door and in the sitting room one and kissed me". "I think we're finished Jerome" Alfie whispered very nervously. "Not yet Alfonzo my boy, Victor have you ever been in trouble with the law before this and is Trudy innocent"? "1, Jerome this is stupid, 2, you're not a police officer, 3, no and 4, yes". "Oooohhhh harsh" Alfie said. "Hush it Alfonzo" I said quite quickly. Alfie quickly sat on the floor threw his leg out forming a triangle like shape with his legs, and threw his arms down on the ground infront of him. "That is all Mr. Rodenmaar". I shouted for Mick and he came.
MICK'S P.O.V.
I arrived up and grabbed Victor by the hand. "There there Victor I said, you'll be out in a few years". He slapped me across the head and I yelled ow. I brought him back down to Trudy and she sent him to bed.