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"Ah, home sweet home," said Harry in relish gazing at his and his aunt's home in London.
His aunt kissed on the forehead and said,"Welcome come, Harry."
Harry grinned and asked,"When are we going to over to the Luna and her parents for Christmas?"
"Actually she and her father will be coming this time, so you'll have plenty of time to spend with your girlfriend Luna before your holidays are over," said Petunia.
"Oh thats-Oi!" said Harry indignantly. "Luna's my close friend, nothing else, I already told you that!"
Petunia laughed and said,"Oh, you'll say that now, Harry. But just you wait, your father was the same about your mother. For the first two years at Hogwarts, he denied love for Lily. Come third year he started acting differently. Then for the next years he made a buffoon out of himself. Then finally in seventh year he finally got it right which was beyond me how and...Harry?"
The boy in question snoozing off on a couch. Frowning she walked over to him and lifted two fingers thumped him on the head. (Like Uncle from Jackie Chan)
"Ow!" groaned Harry rubbing his forehead. "Why do you have to keep doing that?"
"When you remember to be a well-mannered boy for you dear aunt," Petunia sniffed.
"I am well-mannered," stated Harry. "I just choose whenever I want to be well-mannered."
"Well," said Petunia with a sad smile as she went into the kitchen. "At least you have Luna to fall on if you can't find anyone else who will have you."
"What's that supposed to mean," grumbled Harry. "She thinks I'll be a ladies man or something? Yeah right, like I'll end like those manga characters like Ranma or Keitaro. I know, I'd probably end up in a love fight between my childhood friend, a pretty nerdy girl, a hot red head, an sexy Asian girl, and maybe even a veela to round it all off!"
He froze and then laughed. "Oh right, that'll be the day."
Meanwhile in five locations across Britain and in France, five girls sneezed.
Harry went to his room and locked his door and opened up his trunk and took out his two Spider-Man suits along with web-shooters, cartridges, and the tele-cartridge.
Pulling a loose floorboard out from underneath the carpet where there was ample space to store his superhero gear. He put his stuff there, put the board on it and then straightened out the carpet to keep it inconspicuous.
"I need a Spider-Cave," he said. "Or maybe a safe house or somewhere else I can get to without anyone finding out."
Opening his window to feel the breeze, he suddenly shivered from the chilling wind. "Uh oh, I got a feeling that Hermione might be right about me catching a cold. I don't think even my new costume will be warm enough, I'd better go make another one."
Taking a notepad and a pencil, he started to draw. "But first things first, I need to design a badass costume for winter. Maybe Luna will have some ideas." Luna surprisingly had been able to figure out that he was Spider-Man before his first week on his job was over.
Time skip...Christmas morning...
Harry was suddenly awakened that morning by something poking him in the forehead. He opened his eyes to see Luna Lovegood poking him.
"Mornin' Luna, I don't suppose there's a particular reason why your poking me?" asked Harry.
"Your head's filled with wrackspurts, you have to be poked to get them out," said Luna.
"Whoa, thanks, Luna. I wouldn't want my head getting fuzzy," said Harry drowsily.
"C'mon, my mum, dad, and your aunt are downstairs waiting for you, and they might start opening the presents without you," said Luna dreamily.
"Say what!" said Harry now awake. "Don't start it without me!"
It turned out to be a good haul for Harry this year. From his aunt, he received a book that she, his uncle and Xeno had all worked on over the years and it was full of powerful spells and potions that he and Luna could work on to learn eventually. The Lovegoods gave him a camera which excited Harry greatly for the one career choice he was interested in other than being an auror like his dad was journalism. He also got other presents from Ron, Neville and Hermione, but Luna gave Harry her present in secret when everyone else was preparing dinner.
"So why the big secrecy Luna?" asked Harry.
"It's your new costume," Luna said grinning. Harry did a double take and said,"My what a what?"
"Open it," she said giving it to him. He opened it show a rather unusual suit. At the top was a black mask with aviator like goggles. For the torso it had a black vest which under it was a beigh sweater with stripes on it and had black gloves with a hole in it for his webs to go through. On the bottom were greyish black pants with black boots. (This is the Spider-Man Noir costume)
"Well, what do you think?" asked Luna looking somewhat nervous which was oddly out of her character for her but Harry didn't seem to notice.
"This...this...is...FREAKING WICKED!" Harry shouted grinning widely. "It's just the kind of badass design I've always wanted. Dark color tones without completely going into emo range. Plus it doesn't scream comic book hero, more like gritty real world vigilante without it being too comic book like."
Luna was beaming with delight but frowned at the last part. "But I thought you liked comic books?"
"I do," said Harry honestly. "I just like being badass a bit more."
"But your a dork," said Luna matter-of-factly.
Harry pouted and said,"I'm not a dork!"
"You are the most dork like person I know, Harry," said Luna with brutal honesty.
"I'm hurt Luna, and yet relieved your not a brainless fangirl," said Harry. Somewhere, a freckle haired red head girl sneezed.
"Harry," called his aunt. "Come down, you've got another present!"
"Huh? I thought that was everything," wondered Harry.
"Well, hopefully or not I can put my father's cloak tonight to good use," said Harry as he swung from rooftop to rooftop in his new "Noir" costume that Luna had dubbed.
"Hmm, what do we have here?" he wondered as he descended on a nearby building and surveyed the scene below. The old school mobster from the last time had gathered around several of his goons, including a bald man with with glowing eyes. They were near a bank which to Harry smelled armed robbery.
'Wonder who that is...HUH?" thought Harry as his spider-sense started blaring. He rolled to the right to avoid a billy club swing by a man.
"Who the bloody hell are you!" Harry asked. "This is Christmas, not Halloween, though you definitely got the red idea for Santa in mind.
"Someone who should be doing this instead of you, kid," growled the man. He was decked out in a completely red costume that showed his muscular physique and had two "D" on his chest. In his hand was a red billy club and he had a mask on that showed his jaw and glaring red eyes staring down Harry.
"What's that supposed to mean," Harry hissed.
"Your just a kid who's way out of his head here, go home!"
"Oi, I've been doing this before I was in the double digits and I've been alright so far!" countered Harry.
"Exactly, you don't know if you'll get unlucky one day, and wind up dead in a sewer gutter," growled the man.
"I knew the risks when I took this job, and I'm prepared to go through it, which is backed by the fact that I can do this!" shouted Harry who fired rapid impact webbings at him.
The man surprisingly dodged them by jumping and doing a flip in mid-air and started to rush Spider-Man with brutal punches and kicks that Harry had to move swiftly to dodge.
'Whoa, this guy's a serious pro,' thought Harry ducking a kick that would have really messed up his neck.
"By the way, what's your name anyways, the Red Man of Doom?" asked Spider-Man firing a web shot at him.
"The name's Daredevil," shot back the said person who grabbed onto the web and yanked Spider-Man towards him. Spider-Man luckily managed to get a kick in Daredevil's chest but he then grabbed the webslinger by the throat and slammed him down hard onto the ground. Daredevil then raised his billyclub to strike Spider-Man on the head but Harry shot an impact web at, entangling it with Daredevil's right arm.
Spider-Man then grabbed Daredevil's left arm and threw him overhead and got back on his feet. "Look, I don't won't to have to fight you, Daredevil," said Spider-Man.
"In that case, go home and never put a costume on again," commanded Daredevil.
"Hell no! I made a promise to use my powers to help people and fight crime in this world! I'm not gonna just-"
Suddenly a loud explosion made them stumble. It seemed to have come from inside a bank the mobsters went into and it seemed that they were inside it.
"We'll finish this later, I gotta stop those bad guys before they do anymore damage," said Spider-Man jumping before Daredevil could respond and swinging towards the bank.
He stuck himself to a wall and carefully crawled down where two of the robbers were out guarding the entrance. He web yanked they're guns away and splattered them to the ground with webbing.
He then jumped down, walked inside and quickly web-zipped to the ceiling. He surveyed the ground beneath him and saw three gunman had taken hostages.
'I'll have to do this carefully," Spider-Man thought. Silently dropping down onto the ground behind a support beam, he pulled out his new invisibility cloak, draped it over himself.
Walking without a sound, he walked over to where a gunman who had a hostage behind him who was on his knees. Striking quickly, he pounced from behind and delivered a brutal punch to the back of the head, knocking the man out.
Getting an idea in his head, he grabbed some exploding powder that he had come up with over the Room of Requirement from a pocket in his belt and sprinkled it over the man.
Harry then swiftly grabbed the hostage, one hand over the man's mouth to keep him silent and ducked beneath a pillar for stealth.
The two other gunmen suddenly noticed that they're comrade was down and went over to help him.
"What happened to Mikey?" one of the asked.
"I happened," said Spider-Man, web yanking they're weapons away and drop kicking them both in the face.
"Hehehe, I got this stealth thing down like Batman!" grinned Harry.
"Thank you, Spider-Man!" said one of the hostages gratefully.
"Think nothing of it, now get out of here and go somewhere safe and call the police, if they aren't on they're way," said Spider-Man putting his invisibility cloak back in his pocket.
Spider-Man then quickly ran up a case of stairs and opened a big door where he was sure there the rest of the robbers had gone. "All right wimps, time for Spidey to give you all a...big surprise?"
Daredevil was in the middle of the room and had taken down a larger group of men than Spider-Man had defeated. "What the?" he exclaimed in shock. "How did you get here before I did and take out even more men?"
Daredevil smirked and said,"I've had training and experience." Suddenly a wall near by blew open and two figures stepped out of it.
"Well well well," said the mobster leader which rifles. "Look who's here, the Spider-shmuck and the Man without a life."
"Actually, it's not "The Spider-Man" it's Spider-Man," corrected Spidey. "And two, it's not nice to play with guns." Spider-Man web yanked the mobster's guns out of his hands and then broke them. "And three, you lot are going to jail for robbing the bank and all around evil."
The mobster growled and grinned ferociously,"In that case, Electro zap these mooks into sawdust!"
Spider-Man snickered and said,"Electro? What kind of name is-"
"A shocking one!" said Electro firing a blast of electricity at Spider-Man who was so surprised that he was hit by it.
"Yowch!" cried Spider-Man clutching his chest. "That tears it, lightning butt is mine, horn bloke, you take down this Al Cabone-wannabe."
"Kid," said Daredevil urgently. "Get out-"
"Sorry, super villain, can't just leave," said Spider-Man shooting a web line at Electro and then threw him over his head through a door. Making a web zip he reached Electro and assumed a defensive stance.
"So tell me, did you choose your clothes, or did your mummy choose it for you?" taunted Spider-Man. He then dodged several bolts of electricity as Electro roared,"Don't talk smack about my mother!"
"Oh right, sorry," said Spider-Man in a more subdued tone "Forgive me, I should insult your bald head. I know, bald is a sign of evil, but I have a feeling your using it try to pick up chicks. Well believe me, I got a feeling that it ain't gonna work."
"Grahh!" shouted Electro. "Shut up!"
Spider-Man did some fancy aerial moves to dodge Electro's attacks and then gasped and said,"Ooh, you said shut up, that's a bad word! I'm telling on you!"
Our hero then fired two web globs at Electro's face, temporarily blinding him, leaving Spider-Man an opening to jump kick him in the chest. However, Spider-Man flinched from the electrical discharge.
"At this rate, I'll need to make rubber costume or something," Harry muttered hopping on one foot.
Electro burned the webbing of his face with electricity and then let out a roar of anger as he let out a huge electrical field that made Spidey panic .
"Bad day, bad day, bad day!" repeated Spider-Man swinging out of there, throwing furniture at Electro as he did so. Luckily he managed to get himself out of there and onto the streets outside.
"Whew, I made it!" sighed Spider-Man. Suddenly Electro who used his electrical blasts in a way similar to a jet back came out. "You didn't think it would be that easy, did you twerp?" he asked sneering.
Spider-Man grinned underneath his mask and said,"Of course, I'd like a good long, fun, and challenging super villain boss fight!
"Boss what? Are you related to Wade, by any chance?" asked Electro.
"Huh? Sorry I don't any named-" He was cut when a twirling billy club hit Electro squarely in the back of his head, knocking him out.
"Wow, that was sadly anti-climatic," said Spider-Man. "And here I thought it wouuld a long, drawn out fight."
"Well, in my opinion, it's better to finish things fast and quickly without delay," said Daredevil shortly.
"Yeah, I guess that work's good too," said Spider-Man shrugging who then webbed up Electro. "Nice working with yah Daredevil, see yah!" And before Daredevil could act or speak, Spider-Man used his tele-cartridge to escape to the Room of Requirement and then back into his room at home.
"Whew, what a night," said Harry cheerfully who then winced in pain clutching his chest. Taking off his mask, vest and sweater, he gingerly touched the part of his chest where he had been directly zapped by Electro. It was tinged red and stung quite a bit.
"Ow, ow," groaned Harry. 'I better put some water on that.' Silently he opened the door and creaked silently towards the bathroom. Dabbing at his burn with a wet cloth he let out a sigh of relief, he walked back into his room and took of the rest of his costume and got into his pajama's.
Harry then pulled opened his floorboard and put his Noir costume in there, he suddenly paused, remembering what Daredevil had told him to do. All Harry had spider powers and definitely no weakling and quite good at fighting, he was still just a kid.
"I could have been hurt a lot worse," he muttered. "And even though my body's tougher than normal people I could still killed...Should I really give this up," he asked himself holding up his first Spider-Man mask. "But..."
He turned his gaze over to a photo on his desk. It was of him and his Uncle Severus. He had worn glasses back then both he and his uncle were grinning.
"Uncle Severus," said Harry softly. His recalled the last words his uncle had spoke to him.
"Remember, my boy:With great power there must come great responsibility."
His eyes narrowed in determination, and he said,"I can't give up. I made a promise to Uncle Severus the day he died that I would never shirk my duties to my fellow men, using my powers to protect them from those who would harm the innocent."
Then he yawned and said,"But after I wake up at 1 in the afternoon."
In another part of London, Daredevil was jumping from rooftops to find Spider-Man. The boy probably meant well, but he was too young and naive to know the true dark side of the criminal world. Hell, sometimes he didn't want to do this sometime, but he had avenge his father who had been killed by the Kingpin. In fact, that was the reason he was in London instead of being in Hell's Kitchen. He had gotten a big tip that the Kingpin had moved to London for some big scale operation.
'If Spider-Man was more of a man than a young boy,' thought Daredevil. 'Then I might consider getting him as an ally. But there's no way he can handle what the Kingpin has in store for London.'
Hmm what does the Kingpin have in store? Who is the Kingpin? And will Harry Potter's prediction come true? Find out next time.
And did you hear, the actor who play's Luna's father Xeno will be the Lizard in the new Spider-Man movie. Wonder if any of Xeno's mythical creatures are reptilian...
Oh and one more thing...Harry will get the Man-Spider as an animagus form later on, but as for will he have control over it or not remains to be seen.