It's a three-shot now! :)
"Guys … I think it's time we made a list…" Joe declared with a mouth full of cheesy, gooey pizza. "List of what?" David asked after sipping his Coca Cola. "What the girls could be thinking about" Nick finished for Joe. He really didn't want to see Joe speak with cheese hanging out of his mouth again. Mitchell's mouth formed into the shape of an 'O'.
"Alright, first on the list…" Joe exclaimed, cracking his knuckles to emphasis his seriousness.
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"A chart?" Demi arched her eyebrow. "I don't want to do any work!" Miley groaned, falling back into her extra squishy pillow. Nick had gotten it for her last week, for no reason at all. That's one of the things she loved most about him – he'd do the most random things all the time. That's it!
"I've got it! They're talking about something completely random!" Miley exclaimed. Taylor rolled her eyes, "Way to go Sherlock. You solved the mystery!"
Miley pouted at her friend's sarcasm. "I was just saying…"
"No, Miley makes a good point!" Demi argued. A giggle erupted from Selena's chest, "Yeah, I mean … come on Tay! You honestly think they could be talking about something serious?"
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"It's something serious" David noted. "Yeah, something really important" Nick added, nodding his head. "Like … their …" Mitchell shuddered before continuing, "period"
Joe arched his left eyebrow, "You honestly had to go there man?"
"Dude, Miley made me go get her tampons last week. I'VE NEVER EVEN BEEN IN THAT AISLE BEFORE! You know how embarrassing it was having 12 year old girls spying on me? They're moms just sent me these disgusted glares.." Nick cried.
"NICK!" Joe shouted. Nick took a deep breath, calming himself down.
"I'll pray for you man" David shook his head.
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"You know … they could be talking about the time I sent Nick to the store" Miley noted, her voice trailing off.
"Oh my goodness" Selena shook her head, "you didn't!"
Miley's body shook with laughter, "I did! And I didn't even need them! I just wanted to see what the fans would say!"
"You are terrible!" Demi laughed.
"Guys, I think we need to take matters into our own hands" Taylor sighed. "What do you mean?" Selena asked, snuggling deeper into her sleeping bag.
10 Minutes Later …
"T … I don't feel right about this" Selena pouted. There they were, standing outside of Mitchell's house. Well Selena was standing; Taylor was standing on her shoulders trying to get a peak into Mitchell's bedroom. "And why did we have to put black marks on our cheeks?" Selena added. "It makes us look tougher now come on! Try and lift me up higher!" Taylor exclaimed.
"Think we should tell her?" Miley whispered to Demi who were both standing on the sidelines. "What? That that's not Mitchell's bedroom? Really his parents?" Demi asked. Miley nodded. "Eh, they can find out on their own" Demi shrugged her shoulders.
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"It's 1 freaking AM Joe! Can we just go to sleep?" Mitchell begged. "No! Not until we figure this out!" Joe exclaimed. Nick fell back onto the pile of pillows spread out on Mitchell's bed while David sank back into Mitchell's beanie bag chair.
CRASH
"SHIT!" a muffled voice came from outside. "Did you guys hear that?" Mitchell's ears perked up. "You mean did I hear a girl cussing and your garbage cans crashing?" Joe asked, "Yeah, yeah I did"
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"Why didn't you tell me that was his parent's room!?" Taylor exclaimed. Selena rubbed her neck that was aching. "Thanks T!" she groaned, "I'm probably gonna have to see a doctor after this and what am I going to say? Oh one of my best friends was standing on my shoulders while trying to spy on my best friend's parents in their bedroom at 1 AM?"
No one answered her, ignoring her completely. "We didn't know!" Demi exclaimed, blushing madly; thank God it was dark out!
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"I'm not going out there!" Nick exclaimed, "It could be those crazy 12 year old girls again!"
"Honestly?" David exclaimed, sarcasm dripping from his voice.
"Fine!" Mitchell sighed, "I'll go out there"
"That 'a boy!" Joe slapped him on the back. Mitchell winced at the contact.
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A light came on in the backyard, "Hello?" Mitchell's voice echoed in the cold whispers of the wind, "Who's out there?"
"Oh shit…" Miley winced.