A/N: I have no words, other than HOLY CRAP I was not expecting that response! Wow, thank you all so much for that! Hope you like this one as much as the first :D

Kurt Hummel would like to reiterate once again that he is NOT COLIN CREEVEY, DAMMIT.

—Blaine Morgan: I'm sorry?

—Kurt Hummel: You're not friends with the rest of the Glee club, so you haven't seen the horribly nerdy debate about who's who in Harry Potter.

—Blaine Morgan: What?

—Blaine Morgan: Ohhhh, I get it…

—Blaine Morgan: And you're Colin? HA! That's adorable.

—Kurt Hummel: Oh dear god, not you too.

— (Blaine Morgan likes this.)

Blaine Morgan and Finn Hudson are now friends.

—Kurt Hummel: Have you two even spoken in real life?

—Finn Hudson: No, but what kind of big brother would I be if I didn't facebook-stalk your potential boyfriend?

—Kurt Hummel: FINN.

Rachel Berry thinks that Kurt Hummel should be reassigned to the character of Gilderoy Lockhart.

— (Finn Hudson, Noah Puckerman, and 7 others like this.)

—Kurt Hummel: That is OFFENSIVE.

—Noah Puckerman: Well, I think Hummel would make a better Dumbledore.

—Kurt Hummel: Okay, first of all, I would never wear a pointy hat. Second, as top-notch as my talent, skill, and fashion are, there is no one – NO ONE – alive or dead who could ever measure up to the wonderfulness that is Albus Dumbledore. And THIRD, if the reason you matched me to Dumbledore is because we're both gay, I will whack you upside the head with a tire iron.

—Noah Puckerman: Jeez, Hummel, always so violent.

— (Blaine Morgan likes this.)

Rachel Berry and Blaine Morgan are now friends.

—Kurt Hummel: Wait, what? Rachel, you too?

—Rachel Berry: As Glee captain, it would be irresponsible of me to knowledgably allow you to fraternize with a member of an enemy team without doing some intense background research. I will not allow another Jesse incident.

—Kurt Hummel: Oddly spoken with disdain.

—Artie Abrams: Does this make Jesse Professor Snape? You know…the douchebag double agent?

—Finn Hudson: Whoa...

—Rachel Berry: I believe it does.

Blaine Morgan – Rachel Berry: Personally, I think Kurt makes a better Ginny Weasley.

—Kurt Hummel: I CAN READ THIS.

—Rachel Berry: Oh my goodness, Blaine, you're right! Ginny is a perfect fit for Kurt!

—Kurt Hummel: True, aside from the fact that I'M NOT A GIRL.

—Rachel Berry: Honestly, Kurt, I don't see why you're getting upset over that. Ginny is everything we aspire to be – she's skilled, tough, good-looking, and she knows what she's good at. Exactly like you.

—Kurt Hummel: …I guess I could be Ginny…

—Blaine Morgan: Attaboy! …You're blushing right now, aren't you?

—Kurt Hummel: No!

—Rachel Berry: Also, the way Ginny was all starry-eyed over Harry at first was sort of reminiscent of your crush on Finn.

—Kurt Hummel: RACHEL. YOU PROMISED NOT TO BRING THAT UP AGAIN.

—Rachel Berry: :D

— (Blaine Morgan likes this.)

Artie Abrams – Kurt Hummel: No offense, dude, but if I'm Harry and you're Ginny, then that means we should be dating and I'm not sure I'm comfortable with that.

—Kurt Hummel: None taken. I know you're just being faithful to Brittany.

—Brittany Pierce: Wait, who am I again?

—Finn Hudson: Oh shit, now that Kurt's Ginny we gotta figure something else out for Britt.

—Rachel Berry: As with the Jacob-Draco parallel, I'd think this would be obvious. Brittany is Luna Lovegood.

—Artie Abrams: *fist pump* Britt, I'm totally getting you radish earrings for our six-month anniversary.

—Brittany Pierce: Yay!

—Kurt Hummel: *vomits*

Blaine Morgan – Kurt Hummel: So…if you're dating Artie, does this mean I lost my shot?

—Kurt Hummel: That's not even FUNNY. I could never date a man who wears more vests than Mr. Schuester. No offense, Artie.

—Artie Abrams: None taken. You do realize that was a pickup line, though, right?

—Kurt Hummel: …Oh.

—Artie Abrams: Yeah.

—Blaine Morgan: :D

—Kurt Hummel: :D

—Artie Abrams: I'm gonna leave now.

Artie Abrams and Blaine Morgan are now friends.

—Blaine Morgan: Sweet. I'm friends with Harry Potter.

—Artie Abrams: Damn straight!

Rachel Berry has decided that since Kurt is Ginny, Blaine should be Harry Potter so that the two of them can fulfill their romantic dream without the guilt that would result of disrupting Artie and Brittany.

—Kurt Hummel: …You do realize that this is all a joke, right? And that Artie and Britt are not, in fact, Harry and Luna?

—Rachel Berry: Of course I do, Kurt. I'm very in touch with reality.

—Mercedes Jones: *snorts*

—Rachel Berry: I just think that Blaine would make a better Harry.

—Artie Abrams: No!

—Blaine Morgan: I'm enjoying this way more than I should be.

—Finn Hudson: Sweet! My little brother's dating Harry Potter!

— (Blaine Morgan likes this.)

—Kurt Hummel: WE ARE NOT DATING.

—Blaine Morgan: Why so defensive, Kurt? Have a crush? ;)

—Kurt Hummel: Ugh, not another AVPM reference.

—Rachel Berry: I hardly think it's fair that you should scorn us for making semi-obscure references to A Very Potter Musical and its sequel when you seem to understand all of the references yourself.

—Finn Hudson: Oh, buurrrrrrn! :D

— (Blaine Morgan likes this.)

—Kurt Hummel: *facepalm*

Blaine Morgan likes the view from the Harry Potter throne :D

—Artie Abrams: You bastard.

Tina Cohen-Chang still wants to be Tonks.

—Rachel Berry: I thought we agreed that since Mr. Schue would be Lupin, that would be in violation of several laws?

—Mike Chang: I'd much rather be Lupin than Cedric. Cedric sucks; he's a Hufflepuff.

—Tina Cohen-Chang: See, Rachel? We've run rings around you logically!

—Mike Chang: Was that a Monty Python reference?

—Rachel Berry: Fine, you two can be Tonks and Lupin. I suppose Mr. Schue could be Professor Flitwick.

—Kurt Hummel: O_O

Blaine Morgan and Tina Cohen-Chang are now friends.

—Blaine Morgan: Hi, Tonks!

—Tina Cohen-Chang: Hi, Harry!

—Kurt Hummel: …Seriously?

Artie Abrams is feeling sad now that he isn't Harry Potter.

—Kurt Hummel: And you thought I was sore over the Colin Creevey thing :)

—Noah Puckerman: Dude, you could be that Irish guy. Shames what's-his-face.

—Rachel Berry: His name is SEAMUS, Noah. Seamus Finnegan. And yes, that could be an excellent fit for Artie.

—Noah Puckerman: They're both short :D

—Artie Abrams: I'm short because I'm in a wheelchair!

—Noah Puckerman: Keep telling yourself that, dude.

—Artie Abrams: What does that even mean?

—Finn Hudson: I dunno, but I think you'd be a better James Potter.

—Artie Abrams: Yes! Thank you! I am totally cool with turning into a stag.

—Santana Lopez: Normally innuendos are cool. That one was not.

—Artie Abrams: *facepalm* Santana, you are the only one whose head is in the gutter.

—Noah Puckerman: No she's not :)

Mercedes Jones wants to be an Auror :D

—Rachel Berry: To be honest, I'm not sure that there's an Order of the Phoenix member who would suit you, Mercedes… Oh! Perhaps Molly Weasley?

—Mercedes Jones: If you think she and I are alike because we're both big, I will cut you.

—Rachel Berry: Think about it, Mercedes! Not only is she very maternal, but she's also incredibly tough and willing to do anything to protect her interests and what she believes in! That's you to a T!

—Kurt Hummel: Don't kill me, 'Cedes, but Rachel's got a point. You're Molly.

—Mercedes Jones: Oh god, I'm your mom.

—Kurt Hummel: Yes you are :) Which means you're also the mother of Finn, Puck, and Sam, which in turn gives you free license to hit the three of them as much as you please.

—Mercedes Jones: That makes me feel better. Boys better watch their backs :D

—Finn Hudson: *gulp*

—Noah Puckerman: Shit, I never signed up for that! And I thought I was Lucius Malfoy!

—Kurt Hummel: No, the blond hair was too much. You're Fred and George. Suck it up.

—Santana Lopez: Wanky…

—Mercedes Jones: You do remember that Molly killed Bellatrix, right? Yeah.

— (Kurt Hummel likes this.)

A/N: Leave a review! And Megan? I'm holding you to your promise. And you know I can always sic my version of Kurt on you :)