OK! I finally got it :D
so yeah... I kept my word this time x.x even if I'm a day off
woo!
Anyways xD
this chapter is just a random chapter not really involving anything..
I think O.o mostly it's just me and the Akatsuki being random and crap-I don't have the other characters like Raylin, Catie, Mary Ruth, Alice... tis just me xD
I might mention them later o.o
Idk, writing this out as I go-decided to write this first...
:D
love you~~
Enjoy~~
~~Bellzehgirl~~
Ashley: OMG :D ~attacks Itachi~
Itachi: O.o …. ~pushes off~ I'm still mad at you for ditching us -.-
Ashley: D: I'm sorry TT what can I do to make it up to you guys?
Hidan: PRAISE JASHIN-SAMA FOR A DECADE
Ashley: …. no.
Kakuzu: GIVE ME ALL YOUR DAMN MONEY
Ashley: …. I have... five... dollars... TT JASHINISTGIRL GAVE ME THE MONEY I OWE YOU D: I REPAID YOU
Kakuzu: -.- lies.
Ashley: D: so not
Deidara: GIVE ME CLAY
Ashley: I don't have any 3: (- it's a face if people are confuzzled)
Deidara: -.-
Sasori: ….
Ashley: PUPPET MAN! CHOOSE! ~practically begs~
Sasori: -.- no.
Ashley: Leader-sama?
Tobi (out of frigging NOWHERE): LET'S GO TO THE BEACH! OH PLEASE OH PLEASE OH PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE... please...~jumping up and down like a maniac (like he isn't already)~
Ashley: OMG YES
Everyone besides Tobi and I: OMG no.
Ashley: ~pouts~
Everyone except Tobi: aww... but no.
Tobi: ~hugs Ashley and pouts with her as well as he can with a mask on~ s-sempai...
Dedaira: no.
Everyone else: NO.
Ashley: ~looks at Itachi, gives him the cutest dam puppy eyes anyone's ever seen~ I... please...
Itachi: …. ~tries to resist the cuteness~ …...
Itachi: I hate you. ~hugs~
Ashley: :D
Kisame: WAIT. Hold up... the beach... I CAN SEE MY FAMILY.
Everyone else: -.-
Tobi: LEADER-SAMA ~said in creepy Madara voice~
Pein: o.o -.- fine. We're going. Everyone get packed.
Ashley and Tobi: EF YES.
~AT THE GLORIOUS BEACH~
Ashley: ~blushes~ I... Itachi?
Itachi: ~waiting outside her dressing room~ yes?
Ashley: ~walks out all shy~ H... how do I look? ~is in a rainbow bikini~
Itachi: o.o ~nosebleed~
Ashley: XD ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED ~grabs his hand and skips down to the waters edge~
Kisame: LOOK. LOOK AT THEM. THEY'RE BEAUTIFUL.
Ashley: Who is?
Kisame: ~points~ the dolphins :3
Ashley: ~notices the three dolphins jumping around not far out~ O: do you know them?
Kisame: of course! They're my cousins :3
Ashley: ~gasp~ INTRODUCE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Itachi: o.o
Kisame: ~charges into the water~ TO MY CANNIBALISTIC COUSINSSSSS
Ashley: ~is charging after and doesn't realize it until it's too late~
Ashley: HOLY SH**!
Hidan and Kakuzu: BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Ashley: ~flies out of the water and attacks Itachi~ THEY'RE. GONNA. EAT. ME *shudders and hides behind him~
Itachi: o.o
Kisame: ~frolicking in the water with big anime eyes of happiness~ hahaha everything's so WONDERFUL my brethren-yes EAT THE FISHHHHH
Ashley: o.o ~hides face in Itachi's back~ I'm scared e.e
Deidara (out of NOWHEREEEEE): EXPLODING SANDCASTLE OF DOOOMMMM
Konan: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Ashley: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Everyone: NOOOOOOOO
Tobi: YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS~! :DDDDDDDDDDD
~sometime later after lots of explosions...~
Tobi: Ashley-chan!
Ashley: ~gawsp~ TOBI!
Tobi: You know what we should do?
Ashley: HAVE EPIC BUNNY SNUGGLE TIMES
Tobi: uhh... what?
Ashley: :3
Tobi: no. WE SHOULD HAVE A SINGING CONTEST.
Ashley: :O YES! ~puppy eyes at Itachi~ PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE.
Itachi: -.- no.
Ashley: yessssssssssssssss
Itachi: noooooooooooooo ~picks her up and drags her away from Tobi~
Ashley: ~starts singing carmelldansen in the most epic voice ever~
Itachi: ~hesitates, listens to her sing, then kisses her~ -.- come.
Ashley: ~lovestruck and follows him quietly after he kissed her~
Tobi: OK. One. Two... THREE!
Tobi and Kisame then began to sway their hips with their hands placed gloriously above their heads, waving their hands as they began to sing,"Dance to the beat, wave your hands together, come feel the heat-forever and FOREVER!"
Ashley looked back and mimicked them, singing back,"Listen and learn! It is time for prancing! Now we are... umm... something... CARAMELLDANSEN!"
They all three then proceeded to wave their hands and frolick about the sand while Itachi Uchiha watched his lover quietly for a moment. Palm connecting with his forehead, he sighed and grabbed a hold of his woman's waist as she twirled past, muttering,"What am I going to do with you?" She looked up at him then, the most innocent blue eyes he'd ever seen imploring his onyx ones, and she pouted.
He resisted the pout, his right eye twitching, and she pouted more before sticking out her tongue in a childish manner and stating,"Oh hush, Ihcati knows he loves me!" Itachi gave her a skeptical look, raising his eyebrows after contemplating her exclamation for a second,"Who in the world is Ihcati?"
Ashley: ~squeals~ it's your name backwards!
Konan: ~randomly appears and giggles~ Pein's is Niep backwards...
Ashley: like... cat-nip :3
Konan: ~highfives and disappears again to go makeout with her lover Pein-sama~
Ashley: ~quirks an eyebrow at Itachi~ wanna go cuddle?
Itachi: x.x if you stop singing that song, yes.
Ashley: CARMELL-
Itachi: ~kisses her again and drags her away~
Ashley: HE'S GONNA RAPE MEEEEE :3
Everyone at the beach: o.o WHAT.
Kisame: ~is trying to teach his cannibalistic dolphin breathren how to carmelldance~ THIS. WAS. THE. BEST. TRIP. EVAR.
Tobi: WE SHOULD GO CAMPING NEXT TIME!
Pein: NO. YOU BURNED DOWN A HOLE TOWN LAST TIME.
Tobi: ~pouts; Madara evil voice~ We. Will. Go. Camping. Next. Time.
Everyone: O.o yes tobi... whatever you say...
Tobi: ^^
Ashley: ;D ITACHI WEARS BOXERS.
Itachi: O.o that doesn't even apply here!
Ashley: yes it does D:
Itachi: ~rolls eyes in un-Uchiha manner and pulls her back to their hideaway~
Ashley: I love you all
Deidara: ~is unconsciously humming caramelldansen~
Sasori: o.o
Deidara: uhh... what?
Sasori: ~trying not to laugh~ (puppets can laugh O:) oh nothing
Tobi: SEMPAI. YOU'RE SINGING IT. I'M SO PROUD! ~attacks Deidara and almost suffocates him~
Pein: ~sighs while Konan is reading a magazine next to him~
Konnan: I know; they're the cutest darn killers out there.
Pein: o.o cute?
Konan: ;) oh yes.
Pein: -.- you're lucky I...
Konan: lucky you what?
Pein: ~mutters in her ear almost embarassed~ love... you...
Konan: awww (: ~resumes making out with him~
Tobi: ~mortified~ LEADER-SAMA IS NAUGHTY?
Deidara: -.- ~drags the shocked Tobi away from the adulterated scene~
Hidan: aww c'mon! we could have scarred the little punk!
Deidara: where do you think I'm taking him? ~is dragging Tobi towards Ashley and Itachi~
Tobi: freaks out and runs away from the adultness~
Ashley: -.- I'M BURNING EVERYTHING YOU LOVE DEIDARA.
Deidara: O: MORE EXPLOSIONS :D
Ashley: .... ~sees Kakuzu smirking and Hidan laughing, glares~ I WILL BURN YOUR MONEY AND SHOVE THAT SCYTHE WHERE IT DOESN'T BELONG.
Itachi: that's my girl. ~hugs her~
Ashley: yay approval
Kakuzu: ~twitch~ no one touches my money.
Hidan: O.o
Ashley: oh? well... ~pulls out a boombox~ I know your other weakness ~grins from ear to ear~
Kakuzu: O.O you... wouldn't... dare...
Ashley: ~touches the play button, raising an eyebrow~ try me?
Kakuzu: Deidara started it!
Ashley: ~cheshire cat grin and presses the play button~
Kakuzu: NO.
~the beat starts playing~
Kakuzu: no. NO. NONONONONONONO.
~the beat picks up~
Kakuzu: NOOOOOO... IT'S... IT'S...
~the words 'It's been a while' play~
Kakuzu: IT'S BRITTANY SPEARS' BREAK THE ICE. HOW DID YOU KNOW? ~goes in to fangirl mode~
Everyone: O.o... ... OMG!
Ashley: ~evil eyes~ DANCE. dance my pretties. ~hisses evilly~
Everyone: O.o oh.. oh god...
Ashley: ~turns up the vullume and dances with Kakuzu~ :D BEST VACA EVARRRRR
Itachi: ~just about dies~ good god... I love that woman...
Ashley: :3 dance with me? ~holds out my hand~
Itachi: ~sighs~ well, I'm going to hell anyway
Ashley: ~pouts~ are not... ~pulls him to dance with everyone~ I LOVE YOU ALL!
Everyone: WE... SOME OF US... LOVE YOU TOO.
Ashley: some is good xD
Itachi: uh-huh ~hugs~
Ashley~ :3
well umm...
that concludes the random-ish chapter xDD I was gonna make it longer but I have homework to do
e.e
but I am uploading some of what I got now-i'll upload more later when I don't have homework x.x
I love you all! come camping with the Akatsuki and I next time!
:D
~~Bellz