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Harry was unsure how this happened. Perhaps his entire life was a dream, maybe he was drunk or high, either way how this happen was beyond him. Nick Fury was basically offering the position of a lifetime! Or so he thought...

"What do you mean I can't join?" asked Harry indignantly. "I've got powers and plenty of fighting experience. Why can't I join your Avengers?"

"18 and over Harry, 18 and over," said Nick Fury.

"Why did you bother to seek me out the if I can't join?"

"If you were quiet for a moment," Agent Coulsen said. "We'd tell you."

"In three and a half years time what we need the Avengers for will happen." Again with the secrecy." "If you prove yourself strong and competent enough to aid us, we will allow you to join."

"I loathe these tests, you can't just cheat on them," said Harry

"Of course we have another use for you, obviously we can't have just you on the team, said Fury.

"You mean I'm the first Avenger?" asked Harry.

"No that title is reserved someone else," said Coulsen.

"Really, why haven't I heard or is that a secret as well," asked Harry.

"Let's say he's a a man before your time and isn't your nationality," said Fury.

"I'm going on a limb here and guessing I gotta recruit people, don't I?" asked Haryr.

"Yes, we need you to recruit other superhuman with powers. Said Fury.

"And where on earth do you plan on me to find them, unless you plan on dumb luck," asked Harry sarcastically.

"New York," said Fury bluntly.

"So what, I gotta go up to someone and ask, hi do you have superpowers cause I need help for this team that I'm not going to be on in a few years," said Harry in a blank tone.

"Actually I have someone in mind, someone who could help me immeasurably to the Avengers and S.H.I.E.L.D.

"What's his name?"

"He's called the best at what he does, and what does is very nice. "Fury took out file and showed it to Harry. "He saw a photo of a man who looked ferocious and strong enough that he wouldn't want to fight in a dark alley.

"His name is Logan, but, he's a mutant with powers and skills like you can't imagine.

"I could take him." said Harry arrogantly.

"Do you want to tell him or should I?" asked Fury.

"His powers include near immortal regeneration, he has a adamantium fused within his skeleton that's unbreakable and protects his body from internal injuries, he has years of fighting experience due to fighting in World War 1, 2 and Vietnam, plus he has claws that can through anything and when I say anything I do mean anything," said Coulsen in one breath.

"Well why do I need to fight him for, we should be on the same side." "So your not a complete dumbass." Oi! I was able to build webshooters and fight crime and supervillains for three years so I'm pretty smart.

"Do you know where to find him in New York?" asked Coulsen.

"Er, no, bye the way, how do I explain this to my aunt?"

"Well I'm assuming that you don't wish to reveal your abilities to her, so we will create an alibi for you."

"And that would be?"

"It's best if you don't know."

"It's going to be embarrassing, isn't it?" "Quite so." "Oh well, anyone going with me, like maybe you Mr..."

"Coulsen, and no."

"Darn, though maybe it's for the best, something tells me you'd steal the show away from me."

However even we can't allow a minor to do this by himself. "So we're bringing a operative to help you."

"You can come in now," said Fury. Two women came in they were the most beautiful women Harry had ever seen in his young life. A red headed with women a in a catsuit that hugged her curves and a alluring look that seemed natural.

The other one was blonde and appeared 14 and to Harry's approval she had already quite developed with a rack impressive for her age and was deck in military suit.

"Natasha Romanoff and Carol Danvers at your service," said Fury.

'Spider Sense tingling, oh right, I'm 11 years old, I can't use that joke yet til puberty starts,' thought Harry and calmed down which seemed to annoy Fury who wanted to see if he went gaga like the last recruit who saw both women in one setting.

'Okay Clint, come out."

"And I thought Deadpool would come in apprentice this guy," a man who looked like a archer.

"I wouldn't put any man through that especially a kid. Besides the only reason we have him on payroll and not in the brig under extremely tight security is the fact that he's too useful to pass up.

"Who?" You don't want to know."

"Harry this is Clint Barton," said Fury. "I prefer Hawkeye if you don't mind."

"I get the feeling we can work together," said Harry

"We'll see kid," said Hawkeye, looking like he would rather do something else."

"Do I receive any equipment?" "Yes, actually a communication device, we can stay in contact with you and Clint-" Hawkeye"

"One more question, can I jump off the Hellicarrier now? Asked Harry. "NO!" said Fury.

One alibi later along with letter to friends that went...

Dear Ron, I have to someplace far away in order to prove my worth as the worlds greatest superhero and and other things. Please don't not be jealous or tell anyone about this. I also enclosed a picture of someone I saw, I don't know if you like red heads or blondes so I got both for you. Sincerely Harry.

Dear Hermione, I have gone to America for a while to enlist members for a organization designed to protect world peace and prosperity as well as becoming a spy/superhero team member as well as get revenge on a fat man. I hope you are well, and will attempt to talk to you and the rest of our merry band later during summer. Sincerely Harry

Dear Neville, I'm going to America to fight crime evil and protect the fair nation of America because Britain no longer has any bad guys left to besides Moldymort, and his cherry chumps are in jail or claimed imperiused. Do not worry I will not die though if I do, I shall leave you...ABSOLUTELY NOTHING! Sincerely Harry

Dear Harry, I don't care what you are doing but if it involves working with women like that, I wanna get superpowers.

Dear Harry, are you insane! Why would you waste a opportunity to go to America and fight crime, it's an outrage! And while I'm happy to know that you will be around adult superheroes, that will only add to the danger of you getting hurt from their own enemies. Do you even think sometimes? Promise me you'll come safely.

Dear Harry, you need to get a life. I recommended collecting beans, cards or nonlethal exercise. Did that sound close enough to how you talk?

"I wish we were in New York, those buildings were so huge it was like I was meant to swing through it.

"Fine," Clint said. "If you like so much go out and swing through the trees."

"And hit my head? I can't take a risk like that, I saw George of the Jungle and I wanna keep my head screwed on right."

They were in a black SHIELD van and were driving in Canada and had stopped in a nearby bar where Logan was supposed to be.

"Stay here."

"I'm a agent!"

"The bar says no underage kids allowed."

"I can sneak in."

"How?"

"In plain sight," said Harry pulling out a cloak of invisibility from his pocket.

"Is that S.H.I.E.L.D tech?" asked Hawkeye.

"No, it's magic Normally I'm not allowed to use magic outside of school until I'm 17 but here in America your allowed to do as along you don't expose it to the world. So can you keep the secret?

"Sure because magic doesn't exist," said Hawkeye. "Nonbeliever." Fury had told him that he knew the existence of magic because whatever American equivalent of a Ministry of Magic is here told him. However he still could not for the most use it when people could see it that didn't know about Magic.

They went inside and heard rough fighting and both saw two men in a cage one who Harry recognized as Logan who was fighting someone in a brutal way.

Harry winced at the brutality and ferocity of it, and eventually Logan won the fight. "That guy was right calling him the Wolverine.

After it was over Clint attempted to talk to him but he replied with "go fuck yourself." Dejected he gave up and started to leave when Harry tapped him on the shoulder. Two guys were approaching Logan and one of them demanded money and whispered,"I know what you are."

He then attempted pull a knife on him when a girl near screamed,"Look out!"

He turned around and claws popped out his hands and aimed directly for his throat. "Holy," said Harry.

The bar tender cocked his gun and said,"Get out of my bar, freak."

A man in a trench coat and sunglasses pulled out a bo staff and slammed it out of the bar tender's grip and said,"Remy don't approve of attacking behind people's back.

Logan retracted his claws and marched out of there with Clint going over to the man and asked,"Can you come with us?"

"Sorry mona mi, but Remy don't go with anyone like that."

Harry pulled of his cloak and said,"I"ll pay you 500 dollars to go for a ride with us and talk to us."

"Now you be speakin Remy's language."

The trio got inside the van as it tried to follow Logan's own van as they talked. "So you be wanting Remy to join some do gooder's team enforced to follow truth justice, all that stuff?"

"Yeah, I don't know if you get payed or not, but I know a very gorous lady that works there."

"Eh, Remy prefer that belle femme dans le mantueau. "Who?" asked Harry. "The woman in the cloak said,"Clint.

"You know french mona mi?" "I took a class to impress a girl, turns out I only needed a bow and arrow. She mocked me endlessly for it though.

By the way are you a mutant?" asked Harry who quickly said,"Not that there's anything wrong with that, I've got powers myself."

"Yes, otherwise why Remy have these?" he took of his sunglasses to show eyes that were completely colored black with red iris.

"Now that that is the most spectacular thing I've ever seen in my life," said Harry.

"That put in Remy's good book's, most people throw stuff at Remy for it."

"What's your mutant power, anyways?" asked Harry.

"It's..." started Remy but an the sound of a crash cut him off.

Logan's car had suddenly and stopped and Harry's spider sense flared up and showed the the outline of a bestial like man nearby where Logan was. He also could see a woman inside the car with her seatbelt welded together.

"It's an ambush we gotta help him quick."

They quickly exited the vehicle and made their way to Logan who was on the ground unconscious and helped him up. They backed away from seeing his face from a grievous injury. He got into a aggressive position and said,"I thought I told you I wasn't interested.

"You have a very weird of saying Thank you," said Spider-Man.

Logan then walked past roughly and attempted to adi the woman in the van when he stopped and started sniffing, Harry's spider sense blared again and he gestured to Remy and Clint to prepare themselves.

Battles poses arose, Logan claw's unsheathed, Remy took out a deck of cards and started shuffling, and Clint took out an arrow and Spidey got into a pose and readied his hands to fire webbing.

A beastly man came out of no where and decked Wolverine, throwing him several yards from him. He picked up a part of a tree and swung it a t him, sending Wolverine sailing towards his car, knocking him out.

Clint took out and arrow and shot it quickly at the man who roared at it exploded in his face while Spidey quickly shot impact webbings face temporarily blinding him. Remy followed up by hitting with superb hits form his bo staff like a professional before leaving a card that was glowing and placed it on the beastly man's sticky face as it exploded sending him flying.

Remy then attempted to release Rogue but found with it hard to do so. "Allow me," said Harry taking out his wand. "Alohomora." It opened leaving a grateful Rogue out.

"eh Remy could have done it himself," said Remy try not take lose face.

"hate to be the bearer of bad news but he's waking up!" said Clint. Sabertooth got up, snarled at them scarily and lunged at Rogue, but Spidey lunged at him as well with his entire strength, causing the two to be briefly stunned before he raised a clawed hand at him that Spidey barely avoided by dodging.

Suddenly a storm of ice picked up, nearly to blizzard like status as it was focused on Sabertooth who tuned to see two people. 'Reinforcements.'

One of them pressed a button no his visor and and I t shot out a beam of energy at Sabertooth who made tremendous jump to dodge it and and fled, possibly to avoid a losing fight against so many people.

Spider-Man's Spider sense flared up yet again and he could tell there was a fire in Logan's fan and it would erupt any second. He quickly ran up to save him and dragged him off yelling,"Everyone move! It's gonna go blow up!"

Everyone ran quickly away as the van blew up. "Can you tell me if your the good guys or your with S.H.I.E.L.D?" "we're good guys." "Can you come with us?"

"I don't know if this is the right idea," said Clint.

"We have a place where that guy can get some medical treatment," said the one with a vizor.

"In the middle of a blizzard," Remy don't believe it."

"Now' we have a plane to get around in," Scot led them on a short walk where they encounter a jet "I dig the jet but I've seen better."

They got in and Clint whistled at it's schematics. "I'm guessing this is military or something that Stark came up with?"

"Yes," said Ororo. "Tony Stark built it."

"Who's," started Harry but Clint said,"It's best if you don't know. He's a swarm prick and leave it at that.

"Why don't we introduce ourselves," offered Cyclops. "My name is Scott Summers.

"I am Ororo Monroe.

"Clint Barton."

"Remy Leabau Jr, though you may call me Gambit, he said giving Rogue a suave smile.

"I'm Rogue," she said not looking at him.

"Harry Potter."

Omake Agent Coulsen Alibi Mission.

"So your saying my nephew is going to America for a musical production?" asked Petunia Snape.

"Yes," said Coulsen. "Our production team has taken an interest in your nephew for his unique talents, and would believe he would make an invaluable contribution to our production."

"Well, if he wants to go, he's welcome to go as long as I go with him."

"Actually, we would prefer if you stayed away from him during the duration of his training and we will have a place for him and I will be the one responsible for him during the course of his trip."

"Absolutey not, I must go with him.

"What would you say to a movie and dinner?"

"Make it a expensive one and you've got a deal."

"Very well," said Coulsen. As he left he muttered,"Why do I have to get the be the one to end up with widowers? Oh well, I might finally get laid again."

In America... Harry stopped what he was oing and fell down, snarling,Aunt Petunia senses tingling, someone's trying to snag my dear aunt! I'll gut the sun of a gun! Logan come with me, I need to borrow your arm for a while!

"Go fuck yourself."

"I'll give you a love potion for Dr Grey."

"Where we heading?"