Foreword: And here we are again after a long time…I'm going to try to keep this as short (even though this one will be longer than the previous one due to certain plot elements I'll introduce ) as possible since some people have complained about the length (Although you can PM me or leave a review regarding that matter) of the chapters.

Also, some readers have been turned-off by my focusing on certain body-parts of the girls here and I know what you are getting at. This is a "FUTANARI" (Hermaphrodite, in English) themed story and I will be focusing on those parts a lot amongst other things and less on the female parts.

The third chapter of this story will be told mostly from the perspective of a certain paparazzi living on Youkai Mountain.

I'm basing her (perverse) personality from one of the very first Touhou doujins (just after SHOOT THE BULLET's release a few years ago) by an English author depicting her as having a HUGE armpit fetish ever since she saw Reimu stretch her arms over her head when she was spying on her. And the rest of the doujin was pretty much her trying to convince herself she did not have an armpit-fetish~

Then again, I DID warn you all in the story summary about the fetishes and genres this will entail once you've stepped through the gap…At least no girl will ever die in this naughty series of short stories, so it's all good~

Well, that's all there is to say on this long-ass foreword…On with the show~

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Gensokyo Erotic Incidents: Chapter 3 - The Darkness Inside The Crow

Summer is almost over here in Gensokyo. Gone will be the hot rays of the sun, the bristling heat of the stone steps of the Moriya shrine, and even the sight of Nitori in her black tank-top with her armpits exposed. I'm very relieved and at the same time sad that this hot and scorching season is coming to an end.

I'm going to miss out seeing a lot of waki exposure from the lovely maidens living here.

"Yes…Especially Reimu's bare armpits," I drooled dreamily, a trail of saliva leaking out of the side of my mouth and a developing nosebleed seeping down and mixing with said saliva.

Oh yes, I forgot to introduce myself! I'm the one-and-only Aya Shameimaru! Ace reporter and journalist, owner of Bunbunmaru News (which is the number 1 newspaper here in Gensokyo) and dispenser of the truth! And only the truth!

Anyway, for those of you youkai and fairies living under a rock, Gensokyo has a new law that came into effect a couple of months ago regarding fairy and youkai abuse and extermination.

It was a joint effort by the Myouren Temple led by Byakuren Hijiri, the Human Village lead by it's representatives Akyu-chan, uh, I mean Heida Akyuu and Kamishirasawa Keine, the head honcho of the border, Yukari Yakumo, and surprisingly Daiyousei and Marisa Kirisame.

Now, I know Daiyousei isn't out of place in the whole thing, but Marisa's presence came as a shock to this tengu reporter. Marisa is very well known (and feared) in Gensokyo for being a walking weapon of mass destruction as well as a stealer of hearts and magical trinkets.

She will also blast anyone to ashes with her infamous Master Spark if they get in the way of her 'borrowing'.

But she, along with Daiyousei, were the first ones to approach the Youkai Jesus of Gensokyo about the matter, and in a day the law came into effect after the latter made some (angry) phone calls to Grandma Gappy.

It's strange…It's as if Yukari Yakumo already knew about Daiyousei's (and Marisa's) plight before even Byakuren called her about making the new law after a repentant Marisa pressed her on. Keine and Akyuu-chan were all too eager to put it in effect too since it was a shining chance to finally make peace between humans, youkais and fairies.


The law reads as:

"Starting at the date of XXXXXXXX (effective immediately), no one should harm, abuse, kill, or rape any fairy or youkai for personal gain, amusement, or outright prejudice and hatred. Any human found doing so will be subjected to disciplinary actions by Kamishirasawa Keine during the night of the Full Moon for a one-on-one 'CAVING' session.

Fairies and youkai always come back to life, but the pain of death will linger on forever and humans should be considerate of this.

This is where the JUDGMENT system comes in.

To be fair, fairies and youkai who have wronged humans (I.E. stealing crops, doing harmful pranks, danmaku play without warning) can instead be 'punished' only in the presence of a 'JUDGE'.

JUDGES will be an all-female cast composed of youkai, fairy, gods, humans, and other races as a diversified effort for equal treatment. (They will be stationed all around Gensokyo and will be available whether you live in the deepest underground caverns to the highest clouds, so there's no excuse~)

The law also affects fairies and youkai too, so don't think it's all butterflies and rainbows. Humans who have wronged fairies and youkai (I. E. attempted murder, lynch mobs, public torture and execution, rape and slavery) will ALSO get the same 'punishment' from a JUDGE.

The JUDGEwill exercise her authority to give the offending youkai, human, or fairy their punishment. It can range from working to fix what they broke/stole/vandalized, to helping out the person(s) they wronged via house-chores or other menial tasks and work.

Punishments are all work-related, but in some circumstances they can be much more if the offended party is horny-er, I mean if they seek to punish the offender with intimate means instead.

(Wooden horses, whips, vibrators, dildos, cock-rings, enemas and other 'torture' devices will be provided if none are available.)

The JUDGEMENT system applies for those who cannot use danmaku or spell cards as well, as opposed to the SPELLCARD system. But you can use it too if you're feeling frisky and you do not wish to use anything danmaku-related.

In short:

NO ONE CAN KILL ANYONE OR THERE WILL BE SOME SEVERE DICKINGS UP YOUR ASS! (Sexual Punishment is A-OK, though!)

THE SPELL CARD SYSTEM IS THERE FOR A REASON~

I encourage everyone to try this new JUDGEMENT system if you want to skip to the futa sex-uh, I mean a danmaku-free and peaceful resolution. Let us make Gensokyo a much more safer paradise for the maidens (and few males) living here~

-Yukari Yakumo

(Border Queen and Patriarch of Gensokian Affairs)

-Keine Kamishirasawa

(School Teacher, History Writer and Late-Night Punishment Giver)

-Akyuu Heida

(History Keeper and Loli Know-It-All)

-Hijiri Byakuren

(Youkai Jesus and Founder of Myourenism)


I myself support this law since I don't really want to harm any fairies or youkai.

"I'd rather fuck them~"

The ordinary humans who can't use danmaku often exterminate youkai and fairies by more physical methods like stabbing and bludgeoning with their farming tools. One time I witnessed a group of humans composed of 2 females and 1 males executing a fairy by hanging her and watching her die from asphyxiation.

I felt sick, but I couldn't turn away from the scene as I watched her draw her last breath, her body turning into magical energy that disperses into the sky to be reborn and regenerate.

But I must admit, who knew my photos of that fairy mistreatment and execution fully-cemented this law into the history books? Byakuren was royally pissed when I presented her the photos when she visited my house regarding her Myouren Temple gathering. I swear, I never saw the bubbly Youchrist rage all about it in the Human Village (she even had a megaphone).

I'm pretty happy, though…Now I'll get to see a whole lot of fucking going around between offender and punisher thanks to the "No Killing For Whatever Reason Law"~

"More fap material for me," I drooled as I try to keep my developing hard-on from escaping my panties. "Damn, I better fix this…"

Anyway…

Today at 3:00 P.M of a very serene Wednesday afternoon, I'm visiting the Garden of the Sun to check out on some rumors of Gensokyo's resident kleptomaniac, Marisa Kirisame, frequently visiting the mansion of one Yuuka Kazami.

Now, Yuuka Kazami is know as Gensokyo's U.S.C. (Ultimate Sadistic Creature) for a very, very good reason. She's known to go out of her way to torture, torment, annoy, bother, harass, molest, and outright rape anyone she fancies. They then usually end up as her plaything.

But that's not the scary part…

The scary part is that they keep coming back willingly to her house to be tortured by her, day-in and day-out. At first, it was only Wriggle Nightbug and her very own door guard, Elly who is subjected to her sexually sadistic treatment, but as I soon found out about a month ago, that cute Greater Fairy by the name of Daiyousei, usually found hanging around Cirno ,had joined her little harem.

3 months ago, when I visited (without Yuuka knowing, of course) the Garden of the Sun…

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Flying close to the only house in the midst of the vast field of sunflowers, I carefully flew down and checked the surroundings for Elly, Yuuka's door guard and for Yuuka herself. The last thing I want is to end up as fertilizer for the flowers here.

With the coast clear, I flew nearer until I was crouching under one of the living room windows in the first floor of the USC's abode.

I slowly peeked inside and was greeted to the sight of a bound and naked Elly being double-penetrated by a leather-clad Wriggle and Yuuka. The former had a ball-gag stuck on her mouth and her eyes were blind-folded. The shaft of her 8-inch cock was bound in painful-looking leather straps as was her balls, probably to prevent her from cumming.

"Holy Kanako! It's a good old-fashioned threesome!," I though in surprise, my eyes budging at the sight.

It doesn't take a pervert to know that the door guard was enjoying it despite how painful it looked to someone with no knowledge of the subject.

"It's quite a shame that you've allowed that cute wandering youkai to eat all of the fruits from the trees on that part of the garden, my dear Elly," Yuuka grunted between hard thrusts. "I was looking forward on planting those little ones near our mansion."

This drew my attention away from the scene for a bit. "I wonder who she's referring to."

Meanwhile, Elly remained silent until a sharp thrust from her derriere convinced her otherwise, snapping me back to the events at hand.

"How does it feel to have Wriggle-kun sowing seeds in your dirt-field while I ravage your flower garden, Elly? I bet you've never felt a foreign sensation like that in your services to me~"

I found my both of my hands snaking down and stroking my already hard cock and damp panties from the scene before me. As Yuuka and Wriggle thrust into Elly, I time it with the stroking of my cock and fingering my wet folds.

"Damn skirt," I said, taking off the offending article of clothing in a second.

I could feel more juices flowing out of my exposed pussy, and my throbbing cock was leaking pre-cum like crazy from the beautiful sight before me. Stifling a loud moan, I continued my self-ministrations while trying to keep up with the show before me.

Finally, Elly gave out an audible scream despite the ball-gag muffling the sounds of her pleasured cries. She came hard as Wriggle and Yuuka simultaneously filled both of her holes with their maiden milk, and the sight of the three of them cumming with their faces contorted in sheer ecstasy was enough to send me over the edge as well as I let loose my tengu paste and nectar unto the walls below the window where I was peeping on this intimate act.

For a few moments, all was silent. I was breathing raggedly and basking in the afterglow of my violent orgasm from both my cock and pussy. I found both of my hands to be drenched in my own pussy juice and cum, which I unconsciously began licking and lapping up as if on impulse.

I basked in the fleeting feelings of pleasure between my legs. "Hihi, this could become a habit."

That is, until I heard a rich, British voice filled with lust from behind my not-so-hidden vantage point.

"My word, Miss Shameimaru…Leaving a lot of evidence of your journalistic voyeurism is very unprofessional behavior for someone of your caliber in truth seeking~"

In a split second, I grabbed my loose dress and shot up in the air. I didn't care that I was naked from the waist below with my cock and balls flailing about, because I knew the owner of that voice would do very, very bad things to me if she caught me. Daring to turn around for a moment, I saw Yuuka seductively licking the evidence of my activities off the wall from which I made my vantage point.

wink

wink

smile

lick

Sufficed to say, I was flying away with a raging hard-on thanks to that parting, hot sight.

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And now here I was again.

Going down to the same place I made my investigation from last time, I found that the part of the wall where my spunk landed had a little note attached to it with a little intricate sunflower emblem marked with wax on it. It smelled like lilacs, judging from the scented paper used.

The note read:


To my lovely voyeuristic journalist.

I loved the taste of your seed. This is not the first time I tasted it either since you always stay at that spot to plant them when I play with my pets inside the house.

Let us properly meet for some tea~

The next time you feel the need to plant some seeds outside my living room window, I would be very happy if you would instead plant them inside the house with us.

Or if you prefer, I can plant my seeds inside your secret garden in private~

-Love,

Yuuka Kazami

XOXOXO

(P.S. Call my cell phone if you want to do it. I'll be waiting eagerly. 333-YUUKAZAMI)


Somewhat shocked and appalled at the simple sounding note full of sexual innuendo from the U.S.C's unexpected and sudden intimate interest for this tengu reporter, my first thought was to crumple it, tear it into a hundred pieces, and throw it away in shreds.

I instead shoved it hastily in my shirt pocket. "I guess I don't want to upset her."

Slowly, I peered inside the house's living room, expecting to find some delicious display of female fornication.

"What the heck? No ones there!"

I peered around the front, and even Elly was not present at her usual post on the front gate. Furthermore, the lights in the house and front gate are not even on. This made me realize that they are probably out and about in Gensokyo (probably in the Human Village buying necessities, since I saw the two of them there on a peeping-er, I mean on an interview trip once).

I disappointingly flew away from the mansion and thought about the note that Yuuka left me. Fall is a season of sadness, and a season of expectancy for someone like me.

I've never really been in a relationship before, since it was usually a one-night stand with random girls, much less a threesome like that cute mouse from the Myouren temple and a certain moon rabbit from Eintei. (A/N: Events based on a Touhou futa hentai crack-pairing doujin called Lunatic Udon by Radiohead that I got commissioned)

Now that was intense~

"Ugh, no time for day dreams. Gotta find some juicy ass-uh, I mean scoop for my article this Sunday," I thought to myself while shaking my head. "Bunbunmaru needs more readers!"

It's pass 2:00 P.M. now and I really should get on with an article or two. I was almost in the outskirts of the Garden of the Sun when a strange ball of darkness floating near one of the apple trees caught my attention.

There's only one person in Gensokyo who has powers over darkness, albeit weak as heck despite the bad-ass title.

"Rumia? What are you doing here?," I asked the ball of darkness as I got close. "Rumia!"

"EH!"

thud!

A figure of a small blond child tumbled out of the ball of darkness. She is wearing a white-sleeved black dress with a red necktie around her neck, and she had a red ribbon like amulet planted nicely on the left side of her head. This, my dear readers, is by no means an ordinary child.

She is Rumia of the Darkness. If you've heard of this cute girl, then good for you.

Rumia is a member of a band of cute misfits and trouble-makers called "Team 9", which is composed of Wriggle, Mystia, herself, Daiyousei, Chen, and of course the ice-fairy of Misty Lake and self-proclaimed 'strongest' in Gensokyo, Cirno. Of course, sometimes other girls (usually other loli-youkai) become honorary and temporary members depending on the prank-in-progress that they pull~

Anyway, I have learned from a certain source in the Human Village that Rumia's childish appearance is the result of her powers being kept at bay by the very ribbon she wore on her head. No one knows what her true form is, but this reporter is very happy with her current form, hihihi.

"Oh yes, so ripe and ready…I could just strip her down and lick her all over," I said out loud.

I shook my head and noticed that Rumia had dusted herself off and had a puzzled look on her face as I was lost in my fantasies.

"Is that so~?"

Holy Kanako! She heard me!

"Uh Rumia, I was just talking about that apple hanging over there," I lied, sweating bullets as I looked at the ground. "See, that big one over there!"

Pointing at a random part of the apple tree, I saw Rumia fly up and examine the spot. A second later, she came down and held a ridiculously huge apple with both of her hands.

"You're right~ Thanks, Miss Aya!"

Before I could even respond back, the little youkai comically gulped down the big apple in one gulp down her maw. Rumia gnashed it with her deceptively sharp teeth like a piece of cheese going through a steel grater.

munch

gnash

gulp!

Yep. That abnormally huge apple was gone just like that.

"Ah~ That was delicious!," began Rumia with a smile, but a rumbling from her belly turned it into a frown. "Better eat the rest!"

Wait a moment here. Could she be…

"It's quite a shame that you've allowed that cute wandering youkai to eat all of the fruits from the trees on that part of the garden."

Rumia's the one who's been mooching off Yuuka Kazami's fruits! By Momizi's hot armpits, she's going to turn this cute little youkai into fertilizer! I better get her out of here before they come back. See? I'm a kind journalist, haha!

"Say Rumia, you're still hungry right?," I said, as I grabbed Rumia's arm before she could fly back to get more apples. "I got more juicy food in my house than these apples!"

Rumia felt silent for a second, then drooled. "Is that so~? Do you have meat?"

The drooling mouth of the cute youkai before me was enough to make my wood-pecker start a tent in my skirt. Rumia noticed it immediately and her face turned into naive confusion.

"Er, yes…I have plenty of meat at my house! In fact I have wild boar, chicken, beef, pork, salmon, and even fresh-water giant crabs!"

I was lucky since Rumia forgot about my hard-on and instead grabbed my hand.

"Let's go, Miss Aya! Let's go!"

And just like that, Rumia dragged me off straight to the direction of Youkai Mountain with a raging hard-on between my legs.

Luckily, I'm wearing my skirt and panties this time.

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When we got to my modest, middle-sized house (it's good to have photos to bribe certain people to build you a nice pad), it was already dusk and the sun was barely out on the sky. Luckily, Gensokyo is now a bit-by-bit getting modernized thanks to my cute Nitori, uh, I mean a certain Kappa living in Youkai Mountain (and a certain hot gap youkai).

Electric streetlights made from magical stones and wired with electrical wires connecting to a few sources of water (hydro energy or whatever the heck Nitori calls it) makes them shine by artificial means, illuminating the main roadways and providing a source of light for youkai and human alike.

Anyway, I was very tired…And very, very horny. I spent the entire day interviewing certain villagers, youkai, and gods (as well as taking fap material, uh, I mean reference photos of said villagers, youkai, and gods for tomorrow's paper).

The Hakurei Reitaisai is coming up and I want everyone to know the beauty of Reimu's armpits!

Nonchalantly, I took off everything and stripped to my panties, not caring that Rumia is stuffing herself on the fridge (and not that she'll notice since my kitchen is a good distance away from my room) and went back to my room to release some pent up sexual frustrations using my candid photos of Gensokyo's maidens.

Plopping on my bed, I took off my panties as well, whipped out my cock and started stroke-Wait a minute. I have a cute little youkai girl in my house at this very moment. I'm a very horny tengu with a throbbing hard-on right now.

And she does owe me for eating a whole week of food.

"No! Bad Aya! I can't stoop to the level of those lecherous men (and a hell of a lot of women) hanging around little Akyu's house in the Human Village!," I huffed, not noticing the blood and drool seeping down my nose and mouth. "I'm better than them!"

Above my head, a 'chibi Koakuma' is having a fight with a 'chibi Daiyousei'. Wait, shouldn't it be an angel-like figure at least?

Snapping me from the moral battle, as if a certain loli vampire used her powers of fate on me, Rumia burst into the room in her usual 'saint on a cross' pose. Boy, did I turn white as a sheet.

"Miss Aya, what are you doing~"

I tried to hide my 12 inch peacock under a pillow. "Nothing! And what are you doing in my room! I thought you're eating!"

"I'm done eating~," says Rumia as she burped cutely. "I just want to say thanks for the food! You're very kind, Miss Aya."

Rumia just had to give me that cute smile (I HNNGGGGGH inwardly at the bits of food sticking on her plump little cheeks) with that cute voice of hers.

I looked above. The 'chibi Koakuma' and 'chibi Daiyousei' above my head were fucking each other, raining their imaginary pussy juice and cum on my face.

[PERVERTED TENGU-SAN - MORAL BREAK]

"Hey Rumia, do you want to eat a really tasty, sticky food? It's similar to milk, and I have plenty of it!"

The darkness youkai tilted her head. "Is it delicious?"

"Oh yes, very! Girls (and some guys) love it! But to make it more interesting for a girl like you, let's play an adult 'Tickling Game'! You'll have to be blindfolded and remain standing there while I do some, uh, actions that will make you laugh. If you laugh, I won't give it to you!"

Rumia nodded happily. Goddess Kanako, thank you for this delicious bounty.

Taking out a handkerchief from the dresser next to me, I beckoned Rumia to turn around. I then tied it around her head and made sure that she could not see anything in front of her. This reporter is so lucky to have such a naive and cute little youkai all to herself. If only I would have done this sooner…All those lonely nights of doing it alone…

Anyway, Rumia was now blind-folded and she assumed her usual 'crucified saint' pose. The first time I saw it, I thought she was a retarded moron, but now it makes my nose bleed every time I see her act like this. And now, I get to do one of my most illicit fantasies ever since I was converted into a waki-loving pervert!

"N-Now Rumia, don't move!"

To start, I began smelling her soft hair and slowly take in the scent. She smells like flowers, but I dismissed that from her hanging around Yuuka's garden. Then I slowly sniff the nape of her neck, then her shoulders, until I came into the target of my fetish.

Sticking my nose in the pit of her sleeve, I took a long whiff.

Rumia's armpits smelled like fresh apples with a hint of lemon. Then again, all she ate was apples for a while now according to her story of why she was hanging out in Yuuka's fruit garden.

"M-Miss Aya, what are you doing?," Rumia quipped, obviously trying to hold in her laugh as continued to sniff her loli-youkai armpits. "T-That doesn't tickle!"

Now, I know the majority of you might be gagging from this venerable tengu's fetishes of maiden pits. If you can love certain smelly places in the lower body where body excrements like piss and shit comes out along with sweat and dirt, then there's really nothing to gag about in my love for a place where only sweat comes out of~

That said, I began sucking Rumia's armpit through her clothes. I can taste the slightly salty taste mixing with the fabric of her clothing, which almost made me lose my load all over the floor. How I have dreamed of something like this with Reimu's armpits for so many nights.

The smell and taste was intoxicating. Rumia will do just fine~

I had my share of one-night stands in Gensokyo with certain girls like I said before, but I never had the guts to ask them if I could like 'this' place. In a way, I'm afraid that I'll get shunned because of it, and partially because I am not comfortable with asking older girls.

But I'm really thankful that Rumia is too stupid and naïve to even protest against this. Hey! Don't look at me like that! I feel shame too for taking advantage of the little meat eater, but I'm not going to let this chance pass by! It's not like I'm the only lolicon in Gensokyo, since the likes of Eirin, Sakuya, Sanae, and even Reimu are well-known to be 'predators of youkai'. Then again, Rumia's over 50 years old, age wise...She's probably older than I am!

After being satisfied from licking her armpits, I decided to make a higher bet against the fates. "Rumia, can you take off your clothes? That way, I can tickle you better."

"Is that so~? OK!"

The naive youkai of darkness then proceeded to strip all her clothing until she was wearing only her birthday suit. And to this tengu reporter's surprise, the package between little Rumia's leg betrays her small stature. From her cute foreskin to the base of her balls, the entire length of her semi-erect cock was around 10 inches! I was tempted to shove the entire thing in my mouth.

Her crotch was just like how I imagined it to be, which was hairless and smooth. I wanted to take Rumia then and there, but that would probably freak the little blond youkai out if I go that route.

nosebleed

And then there was her armpits…Her bare loli-youkai armpits was as smooth as the rest of her light skin complexion. I thank whatever force that controls Gensokyo that we never have to worry about something as evil as armpit hair (even the men don't have them)~

Goddess Kanako, I will offer you so much faith (and get rid of those photos of you screwing Sanae behind Suwako's back) for answering my prayers!

"R-Rumia-chan, can you do your usual pose again, but this time I want you to clamp on an object I'm going to shove in one of your armpits," I instructed the blond youkai, wiping the drool and blood off my face.

The blind-folded (and oblivious) Rumia hesitantly allowed me to shove my throbbing crow-cock between her left armpit. I involuntarily moved back and forth and tested the 'tightness' of this unexplored territory in a maiden's body.

"N-Now clamp it as tight as you can and don't move!"

Rumia did so, and I had to stifle a moan as one of my most perverse and wildest fantasies finally came true. The only time I've seen bag-piping (armpitfucking)* was on those really kinky hentai doujins I got from Kaguya.

(A/N: * It's real, look it up…It's also a very popular fetish with certain hentai artists in Pixiv and hentai doujins who focus on certain anime girls like Saber Lily and Hatsune Miku and others with exposed armpits due to their clothing~

As for Touhou, there is a ton of fan-arts of 'bag-piping' in Pixiv…Mostly of Reimu, but I have collected a few with Sanae and even some very rare solo pics with Tewi, Eirin, Kanako, Mokou, Suika, Ran, Momizi, Letty, Parsee, Yuugi, Alice, Yuyuko, Shou, Yukari, and even Satori getting their armpits creamed on~)

"A-Ah, what are you doing to my armpit, Miss Aya?," Rumia said between clenched lips as she tries to hold in the sensation of my cock tickling her armpit. "I-Is this part of the game?"

"Yes, yes it is Rumia-chan! J-Just bear with it for a few minutes and I'll give you that yummy treat I promised!"

Oh fuck! This is the best! If I knew it would feel this good, I would have jumped Rumia when I met her for that interview! I better take a photo of this for future memories~

Grabbing my video-camera from atop a nearby shelf, I took began filming. "Haah…Ahh, Rumia! Fuck! Clamp your armpit more!"

A few thrusts between Rumia's tight little armpit and I was already reaching my limit! I mean, I'm the fastest in Gensokyo, but that doesn't mean I'm fast at having sex since I have a lot of sexual stamina in bed!

Like every other pervert-er, person I enjoy the prolonged feeling of pleasure and always try to stay in that 'zone' when I engage in my one-night (or several night) stands with certain girls here in Gensokyo.

I felt a sudden tightening around my cock. "Ahihihihaha! You win, Miss Aya! You're tickling my armpit too much!"

The unexpected tightness and Rumia's reaction from my bag-piping was enough to make me lose control over my cock, as I raised her arm up and sprayed my pent up crow-cum all over her armpit.

"Uuaahhh! Oh, merciful Byakuren! FUCK!," I cried in pleasure as I shoved my cock deep in the little youkai's tight armpits. "Ahh! R-Rumia! Open your mouth, quickly!"

After I emptied my balls of their contents until Rumia's right armpit was soaked in cum and ripping down to her waist. I then bent down and lapped away as much of my own cum from Rumia's armpit with my tongue and brought my mouth to hers for a cream-filled kiss.

I met no resistance as my cum-soaked tongue prodded her own. She moaned and shook a bit from the sudden oral sensation, but quickly recovered and danced her tongue with mine.

After a minute of stirring my own cum inside her mouth with both of our tongues, I broke our kiss and took of her blindfold.

"Swallow it, Rumia. It's the food I promised."

The blond youkai, her eyes adjusting to the room's light, swallowed my thick cum with a cute gulping sound as I took several more photos of her cum-covered armpit and mouth.

I waited for her reaction.

"It's tasty~!," Rumia chirped happily as she licked the bit of cum that spilled from her lips. "Miss Aya, What kind of drink was that? Can I have more~?"

"You want more, Rumia? Jeez, you're really hungry aren't you? You're going to have to take it from the source if you want second helpings!"

It's now or never. She's either going to scream and freak out that the 'food' she just tasted came from my dick, or she'll just gawk at it and stand there like an idiot from shock. Oh, sweet Byakuren, forgive me for what I am about to do to this naive little youkai.

I brought my cock to her face.

"M-Miss Aya…"

Oh man, I knew this was (literally) a dick move.

"Wow~ You have a big penis!"

"EH!," I sputtered, not expecting her happy reaction on seeing my engorged member shoved a couple of inches away from her face. "Y-You don't think it's scary?"

Rumia smiled and grasped my throbbing tengu staff with her left hand. "It's looks pretty tasty~"

Wow. This youkai thinks of nothing but filling up her little stomach even at a time like this when I'm taking advantage-uh, when I'm showing her my affection! I guess this will work…

"Hey Rumia-chan, there's more of my milk on your armpit," I inquired with a grin. "Why don't you finish it off before I give you more?"

"Is that so~"

Rumia looked at her sticky armpit (courtesy of this reporter) and then slowly scooped my cum off of it with her fingers. She then brought the thick substance to her mouth and licked them off with a whimsical look on her face.

Ohohoho, it's not everyday you get to see cute little Rumia lick someone's cum off her armpit and eat it!

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This video camera was worth the cash. I'm going to be saving this in my scrap book when all of this is over.

"Rumia-chan, what I'm about to do will make you hate me," I began as I bent down to her level and nervously touched her soft cheeks. "Do you know what sex is? The delicious milk will only come out if you help me through sex!"

Rumia tilted her head to the side and gave me a puzzled look, then she quickly beamed up into a wide smile.

"Sex? Oh~ That's what Miss Keine taught us all about it including what a penis and a vagina is last week! She even showed us these cool positions from a book she borrowed from Voile called The Kamasutra!"

Note to self, ask Keine if she has been relieving her pent-up sexual stress inside a certain immortal tsundere. And if possible, offer her some late-night comfort for teaching Rumia all about it.

The little blond youkai continued. "But she told us to only have sex with the ones we love~ Because a girl's first time is special!"

I 'HNNNNNNGGGH' inwardly at the cute naivety and decided to gamble it all on this final move. For a while, I've always wanted to try this on someone smaller than me.

"Rumia, you can fuck my butt instead," I say in an almost soft whisper as I laid down in bed and showed her my puckered, pink rosebud.

"W-Wha..!"

Spreading my anus open with two wet fingers (and not bothering to stifle my moans), I began preparing myself for the youkai of darkness's girl-cock "Go ahead and stick your penis in there! If you do it this way, you won't have to spend your first time since it's my butt AND you'll get your delicious milk!"

I looked between Rumia's legs and her cute little cock was twitching slightly at my little show and before I knew it, was standing up in attention. A noticeable bit of pre-cum can be seen dripping down from her uncut dick, and down to her plump scrotum and pussy.

"I-Is that so~," the blond youkai said, positioning herself at the entrance of my ass in a mercenary position as if on instinct. Or thanks to Keine's 'book'. "O-Okay! Rumia will give it her all!"

Grasping my own cock that grew hard at the sight of her own, I nearly shot my load when Rumia's cock entered my ass and immediately hit my prostate. Oh Kanako, I never knew being on the receiving end could feel so fucking good!

"Yes! A-Ahh! Right there, Rumia!," I cried out as I pumped my cock and stroked my pussy in tune with Rumia's thrusting. "Aaaahhnn! Uuuaah! Y-You're a natural at this! Aaah! Rumia!"

"Haaah! Mmmmnnggh! Aya! Aya! Your butt feels so GOOD!"

"Oww! R-Rumia, be careful! Aaaahhh!"

As if possessed, Rumia only sped up her thrusting and ravaged my ass with her cock and ignored my pleas to slow down. It's like she's a totally different girl from the naïve one I totally took advantage off. I stopped stroking both my cock and pussy and stared at her face.

Or rather…Her eyes.

Rumia's eyes are completely black, and her irises glowed a faint crimson.

"SO GOOD! SO GOOD!"

Whatever was fucking me was not Rumia. At least not in mind and spirit. Is this divine retribution for a lonely reporter like me after I took advantage of this cute little youkai! Oh shit! I-I think my ass is going to be split in half if she keeps going like this! Oh goddess Kanako, I'm actually about to come despite the pain!

"Oh Rumia! Nnggaaahh! I'm going to cum! Haaahh! M-My ass! My ass is going to break!"

As if on instinct, the rabid little youkai opened her mouth and began sucking on my pre-cum leaking dick. I rubbed my pussy as I approached my limit at break-neck speed.

"LET IT OUT! LET THE DELICIOUS MILK OUT!"

"Ahhhhh! Rumia! Open your mouth wide, you greedy girl!", I screamed in a mix of pain and pleasure as I emptied the contents of my cock and balls into Rumia's gaping maw. "Eat it all!"

The taste of my thick cum in her mouth also made Rumia reach her own climax as I hear her let out an animalistic, guttural roar and felt her fill my abused rectum to overflowing amounts with her girl milk. I have never felt like this even compared to that one-night stand I had with Reisen and Nazrin. Even when I took advantage of a drunk Hatate on a drinking binge a few weeks ago.

This was beyond all that.

Breathing heavily, Rumia withdrew from this reporter's aching derriere and proceeded to suck the remnants of her 'food' from my softening dick. I could smell our act on the sheets as a wave of strong odors composed of our mixed pussy juice and cock milk permeated the air of the room.

Exhausted from the act (and the fact that I can't feel my ass and my groin), I drifted into a peaceful sleep as Rumia continued to suckle the milk out of my soft dick…

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When I woke up, the little youkai of darkness was nowhere to be seen. Instead, I read a small note near my work desk that said 'Thank you for the milk~ Love, Rumia' written crudely with one of my pencils.

"Naive till the end. I hope she keeps it to herself though," I say to no one as I put on my panties and a loose nightie. "Then again, no one really believes what Rumia says, so it should be fine…"

My thoughts drift back to how Rumia tasted. Her smell, her sweet, and the feel of my cock in her soft and bare, loli-youkai armpits. It didn't take a second before I realize my nose was bleeding and I was smiling from ear to ear.

If I ever see Rumia again, I'll be sure to give her some 'food' in exchange for her delicious body again (especially her armpits)! Oh, Goddess Kanako…I'm such a perverted girl.

"Wait! The video cam!"

I went to check on it, and it was still rolling. But more importantly…

"WHERE'S THE TAPE!"

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(Rumia's Theme song "A Soul as Red as Ground Cherry" plays on the cell phone)

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"Hello~"

"So how did it go, my cute little ball of darkness?"

"Miss Aya's milk was delicious! It was super thick and smells really nice!"

"I told you it was tasty, since I have tasted it myself on several occasions when she visits my house. I trust you had a feast?"

"Yes~ I'm so full right now!"

"Good, good…You are a growing girl after all! You have the tape, I trust?"

"Uh huh, it's just like you said~ She made a recording of the whole thing! I'll drop by later!"

"Very good! I will see you later, Rumia-chan! There is a big basket full of apples waiting for you in my humble house…And some of my milk, if you still have room for dessert."

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Afterword: With that, we are done~ I hope you all enjoyed this tale of apples and milk..! There's no shame in reviewing or sending me a personal PM of what you think of this crack-pairing and scenario, so ask away..!

Haha, this is the only futanari Touhou story in FF with crack-pairings…I hope others will write yuri crack-pairings too, be they safe or full of maiden milk~

The next chapter will probably be around this time next month, but I'm not making any promises since the mood hits me and whatnot…I get my inspiration from the tons of English-translated Touhou futanari crack-pairing doujins I have, so I might surprise you~