Foreword: Damn, almost a month and a week, eh..?

Then again, I did tell you all I would update when inspiration hits me~

Anyway…

This time, I will be keeping the format and going for a more noticeable border when I shift between the scenes and dialogue (since I f*cking hate FF's new format and just the way they messed up and limited a lot of things), although this will remain a P.O.V. and that will matter little~

You might notice a shift in writing, since I want to try something new involving certain dialogue during some of the scenes in this chapter (due to some people telling me that the sex scenes grossed them the unholy hell out, I minimized it…BUT JUST FOR THIS CHAPTER, kekekekekekeke)…

Again, be open-minded of their 'extra package' and enjoy the show…

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Gensokyo Erotic Incidents: Chapter 4 - When It Rains…

It happened again.

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How many times has it happened? I think I lost count after those villagers threw rocks at my head for trying to surprise them. And failing horribly.

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It's raining again.

How many times did it rain on days like this? I think I lost count after every miserably failed attempt at surprising people eventually resulted in a rock being thrown at my forehead.

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And so I flew away from my tormentors.

My clothes are soaking wet even though my umbrella part is taking most of the brunt of the storm. It looks like this won't be-

crakoom!

"Kyaaaa!"

I hate it when an afternoon drible turns into a full-blown storm. Despite being an Umbrella Youkai and having experienced the worst that mother nature had to offer, I'm still afraid of something as childish as a little thunder.

"Aaaaahhhh!"

crash!

And as a result, I fell face first into the hard, rain-drenched earth.

"I can't see anything in this downpour", I mutter in pain as I slowly got up from the ground and steadied my umbrella counter-part to keep her from being blown away by the strong winds. "Ugh, I guess flying is out of the question."

Without any other choice, I ran and ran away from the Human Village…Away from the people who hated me…Away from the jerks who threw rocks at me.

Over the years of trying to scare and surprise both humans, youkai, and fairies, I always end up being beaten or ridiculed.

I really can't help it. It's in my nature as a karakasa to surprise people~

And yes, I do have fun trying to surprise them…That is until they physically beat me to a pulp after my initial failure.

A couple of years ago in one of my nightly attempts, I remembered trying to surprise a man walking out of a bar who was drunker than two certain onis, and was met with a boot to the face and a knife to the stomach.

Us youkai can regenerate from such wounds in such a short time, but my Byakuren it hurt so badly! The knife must have dug into my liver or something because regeneration back then took a long while.

But I was lucky that the drunk somehow got lifted to the sky by a mysterious 'gap' in the air and was whisked away to who knows where, leaving me a bleeding mess on the floor.

I unconsciously touched the place where the knife stabbed me. "Ugh, just thinking about that one makes my stomach hurt."

Enough reminiscing, Kogasa! You better keep get away from here!

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I don't know how long I ran, but it seems this place isn't as affected by the storm, judging from all the sturdy bamboo of different heights and sized in the entire area.

"Come to think of it, where the heck am I?"

Looking around, I found that I am in a forest made entirely of bamboo. The rain and thunder isn't letting up, and I'm really feeling woozy from all the running. In fact, my vision was starting to get blurry and the wound on my head is starting to hurt again.

Chs hymma en famfa der ciel,

chs plina en grlanza art fhyu,

Chs hasyu en zassyen der sielp,

Eh? What's that sound? Singing? I think It's coming from my right.

Chs bister en rana anw dor,

was yea ra messe anw briyante.

Such a beautiful song…Even through all this rain, I can hear it pretty well.

Wassee anw fane lusye,

wassee zess frawr beautiful en afezeria.

wassee en chs SUBLIMATION.

I'm getting closer to the source of the sound, and there appears to be a light coming from the direction of the singing.

Was yea ra omness chs ciel sos infel iem,

Was yea ra omness chs ciel sos infel iem, Wassee!

I came upon a small clearing and what looked like a 'yakitori stand' in the middle of it, surrounded by cut-up logs. Very modern too, judging by the electric lamps and what I think they call a 'Plasma TV' positioned under the roof of the car-sized cart. It was showing what looked like Lady Byakuren (along with Nue-chan) making a speech on a podium surrounded by a huge amount of people.

"This must be about that law they made regarding JUDGES or whatever the heck they are called," I thought as I ignored the TV and turned to the source of the song.

The owner of the singing voice happened to be a girl with plum colored hair, wearing the traditional yakitori grill getup. Upon closer inspection, I saw that she was a bird-youkai from the same colored wings on her back.

"Um excuse me…"

She immediately stopped singing and beamed a smile my presence. "Ah! A customer! Welcome! Welcome! You just stumbled into famous The Night Sparrow's Retreat Lamprey Stand! Run by me, the one-and-only Mystia Lorelei!"

Before I could even answer her, she started up the grill and began eagerly preparing 2 live lampreys. I could only watch in awe as she removed their guts, cut off their fins, seasoned them with various herbs & spices before skewering them alive on fine bamboo sticks in less than a minute. Soon a delicious aroma of grilling lamprey was permeating the clearing.

guuuoouugh

My stomach suddenly reminded me that I was very hungry.

"It should be done in about 5 minutes~", the bird girl says, flipping the now dead lampreys to their uncooked side. "You should get out of the rain and sit-Oh sweet Byakuren! Your forehead's bleeding!"

Bleeding?

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I felt my forehead and saw in horror as my fingers touched something thicker than the water dribbling down my face.

The sight of blood on my fingers was the last thing I saw as I passed out.

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I awoke to the familiar sound of rain pouring. The first thing I did was instinctively touch my forehead, only to find it wrapped in a well-wrapped bandage. Opening my eyes, I found myself in a very comfy bed, with the bird youkai dozing off on a chair just beside me.

As if an alarm was triggered by my awakening, her eyes shot open and she greeted me with the same smile I saw earlier. "Ah! Your awake!"

"Sorry for sounding rude, but where am I?"

"You're in my house, or rather, you're in my room! Don't you notice the nicely kept things in here?", Mystia informed me playfully, pointing to various furniture in her room. "It's underground, just under my Lamprey Stand. Pretty convenient, eh?"

Before I could answer, she ran out the room and came back a few seconds later with a tray. On said tray was the two lampreys I saw she was grilling earlier.

"Here, eat up! Don't worry about the bill (that includes me patching you up, by the way), I'm sure you can pay me after you recover!", she said humbly, but then added. "If not, I'm sure we can find some way for you to pay me back. See? I'm very kind, like that!"

I gulped knowing I had no money on me whatsoever. Sure, I had a cellphone…Heck, everyone has a cellphone nowadays in Gensokyo ever since Kappa Tech introduced them years ago. The best part is, it's free and the only thing Kappa Tech wanted was the feedback and support of the consumers about their products.

Anyway, back to this umbrella youkai's dilemma.

As I said before, I have no money. My 'kind' rescuer has Yen signs where her pupils should be, and frankly, it's creeping even me out. If I don't do something soon, I have this feeling it's going to be much worse than a bleeding forehead wound I got from those jerk farmers back in the Human Village.

"So, bon appetit-uh, I didn't get your name, customer-san."

"My name's Kogasa. Tatara Kogasa", I answered meekly, trying to decide if I should eat the lampreys she offered or just jump out the window-oh right. There's no window since her house is underground.

I decided to quietly eat what she offered me, and avoid making eye-contact with my host. When Mystia saw me eating, she smiled and exited the room. A few seconds later, she returned carrying my Umbrella counter-part as well as what looked like a nightgown.

"Here's your umbrella if you're looking for it, and here's some fresh clothes you could change into after you take a bath."

"Bath?"

The sparrow laughed softly. "Silly, you got drenched in the rain! You're going to catch a cold if you don't take a bath, you know!"

"But I'm an Umbrella Youkai! I don't need a ba-"

"Uh! Uh! I'm no Eirin, but that's common sense to take a bath after you get soaked from the rain", Mystia interrupted in, then added. "After you eat of course~".

She then left without even giving me a chance to reply.

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Having finished the grilled lampreys that she cooked (and they were pretty tasty, I might add), I slipped out of the room without her knowing and made my way to the exit. The only problem was that I don't know the way out since the moment I walked outside of the room, 3 doors (left, right and in front of me) greeted me on all sides.

My head still ached from that event in the Human Village that I want to forget, and the multiple doors only added more to my headache.

Without warning, the door to my left suddenly opened as out stepped a naked Mystia with a towel wrapped around her hair. My eyes immediately went to the spot between her legs.

Her 10-inch, foreskin-covered cock is standing erect with the tip of the head slightly pocking out of the foreskin. She also had a modest chest to go with the size of her cock.

I patted my none-existent chest instinctively.

"Looking for the bath? It's this room behind me", the night-sparrow replies nonchalantly while drying her hair with the towel. "Or are you trying to find the way out without giving your thanks?"

I sheepishly averted my gaze from her nether regions and looked at the floor while clutching my umbrella counterpart. "T-The first one!"

"Ah, good! You look like your head is still in pain, so I should wash you also."

"Now wait a minu-"

And just like that, she pulled me into the bathroom with her. I swore I heard the door lock behind me.

"Now, take of your clothes so I can give you a bath", Mystia instructed, taking out a scrubbing towel from a nearby wooden cabinet.

Now that I think about it, this is a very well-made (and expensive looking) bathroom. The walls are made of marbled tiles with various birds depicted on them, and the floor was the same way, except the motifs were based on trees and leaves. Even the wooden cabinet looked like rich mahogany, if one looks closely.

"What are you waiting for? It's like you haven't been inside a bathroom!"

I blushed at the accusation instantly. "T-Truth be told, I only take baths in rivers."

Mystia burst into laughter and dropped the towel she was carrying. I gave her a puzzled look and waited for the plum-haired youkai to regain her breath.

"Um, can I ask what's so funny?", I pouted, making an annoyed face. "Not everyone has a very lovely house like you to take a bath whenever they want, you know."

The bird youkai stopped laughing and wiped a tear from her eye.

"Sorry, sorry…I just find it funny that a girl with very nice hair like you has to take a bath in rivers."

I blushed at her unexpected compliment, but still kept my 'angry' face on despite the opposite.

"Don't worry, I used to take baths in rivers too before I earned enough money to get a house like this."

Now would be a good time to ask her about that since its been bothering me ever since I woke up here. "How did you buy all this expensive looking stuff, much less get a house built underground, Mystia-san?"

"From selling my famous grilled lampreys, of course~"

"Wait! I just find it pretty hard to swallow…All this from selling grilled lamprey?"

I expected Mystia to at least frown at my doubts, but instead her smile turned into a smug grin. Grateful as I am for her food and hospitality, I want to wipe that smirk off her face for some reason.

"Tut, tut! I run a legitimate business here, Kogasa-chan. I just happen to have a LOT of customers that need the curing properties of my grilled lampreys to cure their night-blindness."

"Night-blindness?", I questioned with a raised brow, a little skeptical of her 'legitimate' way of acquiring this much cash with a quaint little lamprey grill. "I think I read an article from that newspaper, BunBunMaru, about your powers pertaining to night-blindness."

Mystia suddenly started sweating bullets, despite the coldness of the bathroom. "AH! That newspaper is full of lies! Aya-san tends to fib and exaggerate whatever she reports, no matter how they truly are!"

Before I could respond to her odd behavior, Mystia tackled me to the cold floor and proceeded to take off my clothes in record speed.

"Kyaaa! M-Mystia-san, what are you doing! Why are you touching me there!"

"Taking of your clothes, due! You can't take a proper bath with these annoying things on", the plum-haired songbird says, stripping me to my panties. "Now let's take this last piece-"

I managed to squirm out of her grasp and bolted for the door.

k-chk!

k-chk!

LOCKED!

"I'm very sorry for what I'm about to do Kogasa-chan."

Turning around to look at Mystia, her voice sounded somewhat ragged and almost pleading. Then I noticed two very obvious things.

One, her eyes had a feral, and animalistic look in them.

"But the truth is, It's the 3-month mating season for us animal youkai, you see…"

And two, her modestly twitching dick was throbbing with pre-cum leaking slowly from the tip and unto the floor.

"S-So Kogasa-chan, I need your help to ease my pain. I've been holding it in for a very long time now, and I'm afraid masturbating yearly every time this happens just doesn't cut it anymore!"

I looked around for my umbrella counterpart that I dropped when she tackled me. Without warning I suddenly felt heat in my nether regions as I collapsed to my knees on the floor.

"Looking for this?"

My other half is being held hostage by Mystia…And she seems to be licking the handle of my counterpart.

"I did a little experimentation while you were asleep and found out that you and your umbrella here are connected. When I accidentally tipped her over, you cried in pain while you were out cold."

Mystia then slowly sucked on my umbrella's tongue, which made my head throb as foreign sensations invaded my senses.

"So I figured I could use it to my advantage to capture a cute youkai like you, Kogasa-chan~"

What Mystia was doing to my other half also has it's downsides. If I can feel pleasure, I can also feel pain from it since we are both one and the same. Whatever happens to me/her happens to the other.

Despite my imminent situation of rape happening right now, my mind suddenly had the gull to make me reminisce about another traumatic event in this eggplant-colored umbrella youkai's life.

I never really feared death and the dangers my surprise attempts carried. But that all changed when I'died' for the first time 5 years ago after a group of youkai hunters burned my umbrella when I surprised them while they were having their little campfire dinner.

I will never forget the cold fingers of death as I was turned into an 'eggplant barbecue'. By the graces of Byakuren, I was such a naïve youkai back then.

"Kogasa-chan? Are you okay? You seem to be spacing out after that little stimulation I gave you~"

Oh right, Mystia. Now back to the current dilemma at hand…

The plum-haired songstress then laid my umbrella down and approached my fallen form.

"Don't you worry your cute little head! Nurse Mystia will make it all better!"

She then proceeded to tug at my panties.

"I'm very selfish for doing this to you, but I'll treat you to all the grilled lampreys you can eat after this…Now let's see your other cute self!"

riiiip

"W-What's this!"

In all the years I have lived since I came to be, no one ever knows this secret of mine.

No one knows…Not a single one living in Gensokyo knows my terrible secret. It may even come as an unintentional surprise to the people that find out.

You see…I, Kogasa Tatara…Have no…

"YOU DON'T HAVE A PENIS!"

I am the only person in the futanari-filled land of Gensokyo that you could truly call a freak.

Yes.

This umbrella youkai came to be without a penis, making her a female through-and-through. But I fear if this piece of information came out, everyone will ridicule me…Everyone will hate me…

And I will never ever have a chance to surprise anyone again.

thud

Mystia fell off me and on her butt. She seemed to have regained her earlier senses prior to her attempted rape of this umbrella youkai. Funny how the many times I try to surprise people, this is the only time I actually succeeded, unintentional and embarrassing to myself as it may be.

"Surprised?", I questioned with a deadpan look.

The night sparrow could only shake her head in agreement.

"I bet you think I'm a freak, right", I asked as I got up from the floor. "Go on, it's okay…"

"Kogasa-chan, I don't-"

"SAY IT!"

Mystia visibly shook for a moment from my sudden outburst, before she lunged at me again and tackled me back to the marble tiles of the bathroom.

"No, you're not a freak…Then again, I don't care anymore Kogasa-chan!", she said, reverting back to horny-mode and rubbing the tip of her cock on my stomach. "Let's get to know each other and becomes friends~"

I was fed up with tonight's events that lead me her to be sexually assaulted by a rutting night sparrow (but I do admit she isn't bad looking and she does have a beautiful voice), and I don't have a choice in the matter. I decided that the only way out was to satisfy her lust and took the lead.

"Fine! You want me!", I said, my voice filled with determination as I positioned Mystia's cock in my entrance. "You're in for a surp-OOOWWWW!"

Oh sweet, merciful Byakuren! I didn't know it was going to hurt this much on my first time! It was like there was a danmaku battle between my legs and someone just BOMBED!

I tried to get off my avian host as I saw blood trickle down my legs. "Mystia! Take it out!"

"Now way, Kogasa-chan!"

She held me down and continued to fuck me in a missionary position. Damn whatever deity bitch is in charge of Eintei.

"If it makes you feel better, this is my first-time too!"

Yay, Mystia-san. But you're not the one with the bleeding pussy.

"O-Okay! I'm going to move now!"

And just like that, Mystia succumbed to her animal instincts and proceeded to use me not as an umbrella, but as a cock-sleeve for her own pleasure.

I could feel her pre-cum oozing like crazy inside my pussy, which caused me to moan as the painful throbbing was replaced by a sort of tingling pleasure. It didn't stop there as Mystia bent down and licked my none-existant chest's nipples like she was hopping I would produce milk like that hauteur from the Human Village.

"Aaahn! I admit it does feel good", I though, stifling a loud moan as my nipples where being 'milked' by this plum-haired songbird. "Hnnnnnaah! I b-better relax and hope she finishes soon."

Now before you ask, I do know a good deal about the birds-and-the-bees or whatever you want to call it. But like I said, I have zero experience and zero encounters with the fairer sex even though Gensokyo is ridiculously full of females.

Masturbating was my second most current activity apart from surprising people.

"A-Ahhh! Kogasa-chan, I'm about to cum!", Mystia suddenly announced as she picked up speed that would even make certain rabbits in Eintei green with envy. "C-Can I cum inside you! Can I!"

I immediately snapped out of my own pleasures. "N-No Mystia-san! I'll get pregnant if you do that!"

"W-Well, I wouldn mind marrying you if that happens! Now here's your engagement ring! NNAAAHHHHH!"

And just like, she 'proposed' to me and pumped me full of her avian spunk. The sensation of being filled sent me over the edge as I orgasm and tightly hugged the night-sparrow for support while my body shook in waves of pleasure. But to be honest, her pledge of marriage really surprised me and was one of the reasons I came as hard as I could.

"Hah…Hah…Kogasa-chan~"

I felt Mystia collapse on top of me, which made escape impossible. Not that I had any plans of escaping after all this…

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A couple of days passed after Mystia-san made me hers. After the bathroom rape, she apologized to me none-stop and told me not to tell anyone about her behavior. Mystia-san even cried genuinely and got on her knees after she realized what she did.

She was completely at my mercy.

But I could never tell anyone about her, because I know she knows what I lack too. After a brief discussion, we agreed to put it all in the past and start fresh. I'm now currently helping her set the plates on the table in her comfy underground home.

I decided to test her promise just for fun."So Mystia-san, when are we going to get married?"

Expecting Mystia to panic, I didn't look at her directly when I said that. Instead, I felt a gentle hand tilt my head to the side as Mystia claimed my lips with a deep kiss.

"Kogasa-chan, whenever you are ready."

My heart almost skipped a beat at that warm and loving face she made! By Kanako, why is this girl not married yet! She can cook, she has a very nice home, and…And she made me see heaven when she raped me.

I finally found someone who will finally love me, and would never throw me away.

"Mystia, let's get married tomorrow!", I replied, wiping a tear from my eye. "We can even do it here so no one will know. That red-white miko can be our priest and wed us!"

The plum-haired grill stand owner smiled at my suggestion. "Anything for you, Mrs. Lorelei~"

I playfully punched her shoulder.

Finally, after all these years of surprising people and getting nothing but pain and ridicule, I finally have someone who will be never throw me away like my previous owner.

"Thank you, my 'husband'. Now let's eat before the food get's cold…

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ring

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"Yes, Scarlet Devil Residence. Who is-"

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"What! That night-sparrow's grill stand we occasionally go to!"

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"You're not kidding? Did you already text everyone you know?"

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"So who's invited?"

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"That fat ghost and those drunk onis are not going to like this…"

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"Haha, I expect it! Oh, and could you please call my cell-phone instead of the mansion's line?"

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"I understand, thanks Yuuka."

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Afterword: And that's it for this not so sexually arousing chapter…

I guess I can't really sexually torture the NEW Youkai Moe~ that is Kogasa Tatara with wanton sexing…

But rest assured there will be plenty of smex the next chapter involving a certain fairy…I'll leave it to inspiration who (or maybe a group of people) she ends up with...

Until then, keep Gensokyo gay~

(P.S. Kudos to the people who can guess what song Mystia was singing in the beginning...I'll give you a hint...It's an infamous PS2 RPG game known for it's music~)