A production of Chase-is-the-absolute-and-total-best-and-no-one-can-beat-him-because-he-is-invincible-not-to-mention-amazingly-funky…
Chapter one: Eragon's reactionEragon awoke to the sight of a stranger with flames rising behind him.
'Hm, odd," he thought drowsily.
He got up, stretching, and then the full queerness of the situation struck him, and left him gasping for air.
"Wh-who are you, amazingly funky stranger that I don't know?" he whispered.
The stranger smiled evilly.
"I am Chase Young. I am absolutely and purely evil (yes, I disagree to any claims held by the Xiaolin monk Omi)."
Evil… why did that strike a bell? Oh yes, evil… the thing he was meant to be fighting…
"If you are evil," he paused for dramatic effect in the middle of the practised sentence, "then you must die!"
Chase just laughed.
Arya burst out from behind Eragon.
"OH MY GOD HE'S SO BRILLIANT!" She shrieked, and then disappeared straight away to spread the word.
Eragon growled. Why couldn't Arya react that way to him? This was just plain humiliating.
"Oh, you are so dead!"
Chase snorted derisively.
"Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight."
Eragon panicked. That wasn't in his rehearsed script…
"Prepare for defeat!"
Chase looked amused. Eragon hoped he didn't realise he was just improvising.
"You know, it's strange how alike you are to the cheeseball…"
That was weird, but it sounded insulting.
"That will cost you your life! No-one talks to Eragon Shadeslayer that way!"
Suddenly, Chase looked thoughtful.
"I wonder…" he murmured, then switched to a monotone. "Oh, look! Behind you!"
What was this? Enemies sneaking up behind his back? He couldn't cope with this right now! Not when his script was running out of lines! The enemies must be eliminated immediately, before they could start talking to him and notice his lack of witty comebacks!
"What? Where?" Eragon yelled, desperate, and swung around.
He heard Chase mutter to himself, "This is too easy…" and then Eragon felt a sharp pain in his back. He looked down, shocked, and saw the point of a sword - his own sword? - sticking out of his chest… at least he hadn't run out of witty comebacks…
Thus ends Eragon Shadeslayer.
YAAAY CHASE KILLED ERAGON!!!!!!!
Devil: Um…Yes, I wrote this too! So… um… don't give all the credit to Shadow…?
Shadow: Was that a comment or a question?
Devil: Question. It has a question mark! Duh.
Shadow: …
Devil: …
Shadow: If you don't have a clue who I am, or who Devil is, then check out my profile!
Devil: And for those who can't be bothered to review, shaaaaaaaame!
Shadow: You're saying shame?? Your name is Devil.
Devil: Short for Daredevil! Besides, I'm saying shaaaaaaaame! not shame…
Shadow: Devil is very particular about her 'a's. And her 'e's. And basically every other letter of the alphabet.
Devil: And cheese!
Shadow: Okay then. We're just going to go now. Sorry the chapter was so short.
REVIEEEEEEEW!!!