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Drunk and and hoping to get to sleep in tomorrow, so I am posting early. Yeah!

A/N: So I am thrilled to finally be able to say this:

Dalloway5906 has posted her Rose/Emmett story!

It is called 'Bittersweet' and it rocks my socks. Go and favorite it right now.

http:/www(dot)fanfiction(dot)net/s/6058012/1/

No I mean it, right now. I'll wait… *Crosses arms and taps foot impatiently*

Ok, good! You will thank me.

And now I'll tell you how close you came to not getting a chapter today. Someone (Celtic001) decided to rec me 'Blizzard' and 'Hit by Destiny' and I ignored my kids and could not even think about writing until I got caught up with both of them. They are AWESOME! If you are not reading them, shame on you! They are AH (sorry Camilla10, I know how you feel about AH) but they are so good you forget there are no vamps in them!

Ok, enough of me blathering away. Enjoy!

BPOV

We were suddenly knocked sideways by a miniature sized vampire who was full of excitement.

"Oh yes Bella! I already have everything ordered. I had seen him giving you the ring days ago. Did you want to do it before Maria gets here or wait till after?" She asked, vibrating with energy. I knew she had already started planning, but had no idea she had been ordering things. I did not really care how it looked, but would have liked to be able to have some input on things like my dress and the flowers. Alice's face dropped as she had a vision, no doubt of me getting upset about the dress. I was quick to reassure her that it was fine.

"Umm, well I guess we should wait till after Maria is scheduled to get here. It would give us something to look forward to." I suggested.

"You mean other than being alive to talk about it?" Emmett laughed.

"Yes jerkface, that is exactly what I mean." I snarked as I tried to struggle my way out of the vampire sandwich I was in, where I was staring as the meat.

"I swear to monkeys dude, you are the biggest twat waffle I have ever met. It is called optimism, glass half full, that kinda thing. If we go into this thinking that we will be decimated by Maria and her douchey army of newborns, then it will happen." I yelled.

"Wow Bella, that has to be the most convoluted thing I have ever heard, but you are absolutely right. We only have a vague idea how big her army is, and I know that Maria had some pretty intense tricks when I was with her. We need to have a few training sessions to teach you softies how to fight and then work with Bella on her shield. We have to try and stay one step ahead of Maria." Jasper said, and I could almost picture him in his Confederate uniform, a rifle in his hand as he fought for the freedom of the south. I was thankful that his side was not victorious, I was not sure how I would feel having NASCAR as the national sport.

Emmett clapped his hands together, eager to start with the training session. He was always ready to participate in something where he could use his brute strength. I was looking forward to watching them train for reasons all my own. Just because I was wearing Edward's ring did not mean I could not appreciate how hot it was to watch four beautiful men go at it. I could see by the distant look in Alice, Rosalie and Esme's eyes that they were thinking along the same line that I was. How could you not?

Jasper herded us outside and into two lines, girls on one side and the guys on the other. To make things fair he did not pair us with our mates. I had my fingers crossed that I would get Emmett so I could torture him some more, but I was paired with Carlisle instead. I was nervous to fight hand to hand with him since I was still struggling with my newborn strength. Jasper caught my emotion and was quick to reassure me.

"Bella, Carlisle is a healer, but he has also seen his fair share of fights. I think we will all enjoy watching him try to take you down." Jasper smirked as he stalked towards where Rosalie was leaning against a tree. He did not look too intimidating as his blond curls drifted into his eyes. Rose stood up, casually dusting off her jeans before smirking at Jasper and curling her finger, signaling for him to bring it on. Jasper was a streak as he launched himself at Rose, wrapping his hands around her slender waist and pushing her back against the tree. The high branches of the tree shuttered with the impact and an involuntary cry flew from my lips as I watched him pummel her with his fists. My feet were moving unconsciously towards the pair until I felt Carlisle's hand on my shoulder.

"Just watch Bella. Rose can handle it. You should have seen what Emmett did to her after his change." He said as Emmett shuffled his feet, embarrassed. I was going to have to get the rest of that story one day.

As Carlisle dropped his hand, I focused my attention back on the beautiful blondes against the tree. Rose had somehow managed to get one hand free from Jasper's hold and grabbed a handful of his hair. She yanked hard and pulled his head back, exposing his neck and Rose swiftly bent over and planted her lips where his jugular would have been. A loud smacking kiss sounded through the air, and Jasper released her with a look of disgust. Everyone laughed as Jasper used his shirt to wipe off the venom Rose had left on his neck and stalked over to where Alice was bent over in hysterics.

"That was… you just…. Oh my GOD, she totally kicked, I mean kissed your ass!" She laughed as her hands wrapped around her waist, trying to keep it together. Rose waltzed over to Emmett and snuggled into his side.

"He was so worried about overpowering me, he forgot I am not just some dumb blonde who does not know how to use her brain." Rose said.

"And what a big brain it is Rosie." Jasper said as Alice finally calmed down enough to speak.

"Ok Emmett, my turn next." Alice said.

"Fine, but no fair using your visions. You don't know if Maria will have some way to block them, so you should just… stop using them now to practice." Emmett pouted, worried that tiny Alice would be able to take him down.

"He is right Ali, you should try to do this without relying on your powers." Jasper reasoned, causing Alice to stick her tongue out at him.

Emmett dropped to a crouch, flashing his teeth with a menacing growl. If I did not know they were just playing I would have been petrified for Alice. She looked so small as she stood calmly, waiting for Emmett to make the first move. Emmett suddenly vaulted towards Alice, his legs moving like lightning. It always surprised me to see how fast the big vampire could move. I would expect Jasper or Edward to be able to move that fast, being as lithe as they were, but Emmett was huge. He moved like a locomotive towards Alice, yet she stood still, watching. Alice jumped into the air at the last minute and landed like an acrobat on Emmett's broad back. Her arms wrapped around his neck and she latched her mouth onto his throat, sucking hard and leaving a faint red mark where her mouth had been.

"Damn it pixie, that shit stings." Emmett complained as he reached around to grab Alice's arms and flung her off of his back. Jasper managed to snatch her right out of the air before she careened into a tree.

"Hey, your girl made kissy faces with my guy, so I figured turn about would be fair play." She teased as she turned her body in Jasper's arms and attacked his mouth. Jasper could not keep the lust from oozing into the clearing, and it took all of my willpower not to rush to Edward and rip his clothes off of him. A subtly cleared throat brought Alice and Jasper back to earth and the lust was quickly replaced with embarrassment. Esme tapped Edward on the arm.

"Let's get this over with, shall we?" She said as she walked forward. I knew it would be hard for Edward to even pretend to attack his mother. She just looked like a mom. Her dark jeans and white button-down shirt were perfectly pressed and not a hair was out of place. I could not imagine watching her hunt and wondered if Carlisle brought home an unconscious deer and served it at the dining room table for her. As Edward got closer, Esme let out a snarl and her hands formed claws. I took an involuntary step back as she was the first to move, streaking towards Edward so fast the gravel under her feet spit up into the air. Edward was taken by surprise as she swiftly used her leg behind his knees to push him to the ground. She straddled his chest and used one of her hands to grab both of his and push them into the dirt above his head. The air was filled with the sound of raspberries as she blew her lips against his throat.

Edward was disgruntled as he pushed her off of him and jumped to his feet. He swiped at the moisture on his neck and wiped it on his pant leg. Esme was laughing along with the others, while I valued my life and stayed quiet. Carlisle turned to me and gestured to the clearing. He was the only one left that could represent for the boys, and I wondered how far he would go to get the win. I was still very easily distracted, which Carlisle knew. It would not take much for him to beat me.

"Take it easy on her Carlisle." Esme cheered from the sidelines of our impromptu battle ground.

"No way, kick her ass!" Emmett yelled, pumping his fist into the air. Too bad he could not play professional football, he was a great team player.

I tore my eyes from our bickering audience to watch Carlisle stalking around me. He was trying to force me into the trees behind me, but I knew he would have too many chances to get around me if I allowed that. I stood my ground as he got closer, his instincts taking over as his lips curled up over his teeth. It was incredibly erotic to see his animalism coming out. The usually calm patriarch of the family could really be vicious if needed. He did a good job distracting me, because when he lunged at me I was completely unprepared. I tried to shift to the side to avoid the hit, but he was on me before I could move. He pinned my arms to my side and threw us down to the ground, his weight immobilizing me. I could hear Edward shouting something over the snarls coming from Carlisle, but I could not make out the words. I knew I needed to find some way to get out of his hold before he managed to get to my throat.

I could feel he had one of his legs in between mine and I quickly kicked my shoes off. I wiggled my toes to the hem of his pant leg until they could grip the material. I swiftly pushed my feet down, bringing his pants with them. Carlisle jumped off of me quickly as he tried to pull his pants back up. I took the opportunity to sit up and give him a sharp bite on his throat, to the delight of the ladies. The boys were shocked as they watched their father yank his pants back up. No doubt they were surprised that the old man went commando.

I was swarmed by the girls as they celebrated our sweep over the boys. Alice told me my quick thinking had saved us, Carlisle had been seconds away from giving me a big slobbery kiss and ending the match. I was finally thankful for my freaky finger-like toes. Edward pushed through his sisters to get to me, enveloping me in a huge hug.

"Those are some talented tootsies you have there Bella." He whispered in my ear.

"I know right." I said, slightly embarrassed.

"Alright, let's get back to this. Now we have an idea how to get to the newborn's necks. We will spend the next few days practicing with each other to make sure we will be able to outmaneuver them. Bella, would you like to start to work on your shield?" Jasper asked. Carlisle flashed into the house and returned with a clear bag full of blood.

"I took the liberty of heading to the blood bank. I thought that was what you decided to do." Carlisle said as I stared at the bag. The background burning in my throat flared into full fledged flames as I watched the fluid shift in the plastic.

"I don't think I can do this." I whispered to Edward as I buried my face in his chest. I knew going to him was the wrong move, he was against anything having to do with me and human blood.

"Bella, do you want to try working on your shield without having the blood first?" He breathed in my ear as his hands moved up and down my arms. I nodded and turned away from the safety of Edward's arms.

"Who wants to go first?" I asked the group. Of course the first hand up was Emmett's.

"Ok brother bear, bring it." I teased as I closed my eyes and tried to find my shield among all of the other things flying through my mind. I could feel the vibrating energy lying next to the surface of my skin. It felt like I was in an earthquake, my skin and bones were trembling. I opened my eyes to see Emmett's face inches from mine, his nose squashed against the clear, immovable edge of my shield. I could hear the rest of my family cheering, but I knew if I let my concentration go, Emmett would be on me like white on rice. Emmett was finally peeled off of my shield by Rose and I could finally relax. It took a lot of energy to access my shield, and I knew that if I just took a taste of what was in the bag in Carlisle's hands it would be so much easier to use. But even though that blood was freely given, I knew that Edward's fears for our future would keep me from using it.

Everyone was celebrating the fact that my shield worked without me having to snack on a human. I made my way over to Edward. His blinding smile was all I could see as he dragged me into his arms.

"I am so proud of you." He whispered into my ear as he leaned down to kiss me. I parted my lips and pushed my tongue into his mouth. I could hear Jasper groan from across the driveway, but I was past caring.

"I want to try next! Get your tongue out of his mouth and let me have a chance at you." Jasper yelled.

I pulled my lips away from Edward and glared at Jasper. I knew we should keep practicing until I was better and quicker at accessing my shield, but all I wanted to do was take a shower with Edward. What was with me and water all of the sudden?

I moved out of Edward's embrace to face Jasper. Again I delved into my mind, searching for that fluttering feeling that signaled my shield. Just as I found it, I heard a loud yell and was suddenly pushed down to the ground. I opened my eyes to find Edward's face inches from mine.

"What is going on?" I demanded, pissed that he had interrupted me just as I had gotten my shield working.

"Alice." He said breathlessly as he pointed across the clearing to where our sister was huddled on the ground.

A/N: Oh shit.. I know I suck. Sorry! See you Wednesday!