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Chapter 12

We're all mad here

Wonderland (in the mirror)

"Hello" The caterpillar said in his usual snobbish voice. "Hello to you as well" Sora said politely. "If you wouldn't mind would you please" "Give this fungi or mushroom." The caterpillar cut in. "Yup" Riku ended.

"So where are we?" Donald said off topic. "The Mushroom Valley, my humble home." The caterpillar said as he smoked out the words Home sweet Home. "There are others that have entered my valley. We must make our selves scarce if you want to get your Aeons before company." The caterpillar said looking at Sora.

"But isn't that THE mushroom we want?" Sora asked pointing at the caterpillar's 'chair'. "No" The caterpillar said as he puffed out some more of his hookah smoke 1. The real mushroom is in me." The caterpillar said as if he was bored at the mere thought of it. "WHAT!" Donald and Goofy shouted.

"I am not digging through your shit!" Riku shouted to the bug. "You will not have to." The caterpillar said leaning back on the mushroom more. "I will be killed very soon and I need you to kill me first before THEY kill me first." The caterpillar said as he puffed out the letters T.H.E.Y.

"But, but I don't WANT to kill you!" Sora said looking at the wise creature before him. "If you kill me I will come back but if THEY kill me I may not be able to." The caterpillar said exhaling the letter U and they again.

A Neo Shadow slowly crawled back into the shadows of the tall blade of grass it was hiding behind.

Lust

Lust sliced and stabbed through all the mushrooms and grass in front of her. "Damn that woman" Lust said as she hacked and slashed through the forest. "JUST because she is the Queen's favorite, doesn't mean she can take control of us. I just hope Kadaji gets the stupid princess and we can kill that woman." 'Mistress!' The Neo shadow shouted as it crawled out of Lust's shadow interrupting her.

"What is it?" Lust said retracing her nails. 'I have found them and I know where they are.' The Neo shadow said practically jumping with joy. "VERY GOOD" Lust said as her wicked smile creep onto her purple lips.

"Go and summon the others and tell them to come to me and then come back and take us to the place." Lust said. The Neo shadow nodded and jumped into a warp hole and left.

After a few minutes everyone walked through warp shadow they made. First Yazoo appeared then Rosso and finally Tira. "Where is Kadaji?" Tira asked as she looked at the silver haired sibling remembering her lines.

"I don't know. We went separate ways." Yazoo said sounding a little worried. Playing his role in the utmost of perfection he thought. Both knowing that Kadaji went after the princess Alice as their master requested and string Rosso along.

"We don't need him" Rosso said playing into their little masquerade. "Take us to the key bearer and the other whelps." Rosso said turning to look at the Neo shadow at Lusts side.

'This way' the Neo shadow said as he engulfed everyone around it in a shadow.

Kadaji (While Sora talks to the caterpillar)

The silver haired nobody ran through the everlasting forest, cutting the odd grass or tree that got in his way. A pair of Samurais warped next to him and joined with him to run through the Queen's maze. "They will be expecting us." The Samurai on Kadaji's right said as the stopped in the center of the maze.

"Doesn't mean that they are ready for us." Kadaji said as en unsheathed his Souba. Kadaji and the Samurais jumped to the sides as they heard a whizzing sound.

Far away at the top of the castle near the cannons was the Queen of Hearts and her cards and Alice. "Did we hit them" A two of spades asked as he tried to squint through the smoke. "All fire at will!" The Queen shouted. "All fire at will!" Each suit of Jacks shouted to their battalion.

The sound of cannons firing at different times filled the blue sky off Wonderland.

Kadaji summoned more Nobodies and Heartless. The cannon balls blasted through the Heartless as if they were nothing. The Nobodies were just as quickly removed. Kadaji ran through the smoke and confusion. The Heartless or Nobody that was near him would jump in front of a cannon ball that was heading for Kadaji.

"All hearts, fire at the human Nobody!" The Queen shouted as she spotted the silver hair through her binoculars. "Fira at silver haired human Nobody" The Jack of Heart shouted. All the heart cards, from ace to 10, turned their cannons at the silver haired Nobody.

"Humph, to easy" Kadaji said as he reached the half way point between his positions and the castle. The sound of cannon balls whizzing for him was heard. Kadaji glared at his target, who was standing next to the Queen.

Kadaji moved past the cannon balls as if they were trees standing in the path. When Kadaji was in reach of the door he jumped back, missing the shower of arrows that came at him. "Damn you!" Kadaji swore at the parasites.

"Fire at will!" The second set of Jacks said to the second deck. Each card fired at the Nobody, their crystal arrow tips ready to impale his body. Kadaji whorled his Souba, breaking some of the arrows meant for him.

Kadaji took the opportunity as all the cards reloaded. He ran for the door again, this time he ran up the portal instead of trying to go through. "Quickly fire!" The jacks shouted as they saw the Nobody approach.

"We must protect the princess and her Majesty!" A 10 of diamonds shouted as he unsheathed his sword. All the suits pulled out their axes, spears or other weapons.

"Kadaji jumped up in front of the cards, many of whom were ready for this and hurled throwing knives at him. Kadaji was caught off guard and used his forearms to cover face and the other his chest. The knives sunk into his, only to be pushed out.

"DAMN YOU ALL!" Kadaji shouted as he sent a burst of energy.

Outside the caterpillars house

"This is the place?" Tira whispered as she looked up at the house made off leaves and grass. "We will go in at different sides. Lust takes care of Riku, Yazoo and Tira will take care of the kings men, and Sora is mine." Rosso said as she looked at her squad.

"Right" They all agreed, hoping to let out some STEAM.

In the caterpillars house

"They are here" The caterpillar said sounding bored. "Where!?" Riku shouted as he summoned The Way to Dawn, Sora, Donald and Goofy did the same looking around. "Behind Goofy and Donald. In front of Sora and to Riku's right." The caterpillar said as he continued to smoke.

Everyone turned to face the way the caterpillar had said their enemy's would come from. Just then a shot rang in the air.

Rosso fired a round at Sora. Sora wasn't fast enough for Rosso's quick trigger. Riku was ready to jump to Sora's only to be cut, by a black spear.

"Reflect!" Sora shouted deflecting the next round of bullets. "Sora!" Donald shouted throwing Sora a high potion. Tira jumped out behind Donald and slashed her Ring blade down his back. Sora took the moment at hand and sent his lady luck keyblade at Rosso. Rosso swiped her hand through the air cutting the keyblades whirling movement at her.

Goofy tossed Donald a potion while holding up his shield to deflecting the bullets from Yazoo. "Bye, bye" Tira said as she was ready to chop off Donald's head but Donald was able to react faster this time. "Reflect" Donald shouted summoned the diamond dome and pushing Tira into Yazoo.

"Take this" Goofy said as he hurled his shield at the now grounded Tira and Yazoo. Save the king whirled and both Tira and Yazoo as they tried to stand. "Freeze" Donald said as the pair fell again. The spell froze their hands and feet to the dirt.

Dancers and Snipers warped around Goof and Donald.

Rosso sliced and stabbed her dual blade. Sora was able to block most of the attacks with Ultima. Rosso smirked as she tried to stab the guarding Sora, as the tip of her blade touched the keyblade Rosso spun around and jabbed her blade into Sora's side.

"DAMN YOU!" Sora shouted as the blade skin into his skin. "Clumsy boy, you need to learn how to really fight." Rosso said into his hear. Her blade sunk deeper into his side before she raised her blade, with the still skewered Sora on the end, and hurled Sora at Riku, his body fling off of her blade like she was flicking blood off of it.

Riku and Lust (Before Sora was hurled)

Riku ducked and blocked against Lust nails and swipes. "Hold still whelp." Lust snarled as she nearly struck. "I don't think so" Riku replied before he jumped the spires Lust flicked at him. Riku sent a burst of dark firagas. The dark flames melted the spires Lust hurled in retaliation, and went for her body, eating at the flesh. "DAMN YOU!"

Riku turned away from Lust to see Sora on the end of Rosso's dual bladed weapon. "Sora!" Riku Shouted not paying attention to Lust as her skin quickly grew back and dismissing the fire with a swipe of her nails.

"You should really learn to not turn your back to your opponent. " Lust said before she swiped her hand across her chest sending five of her nail spires at Riku's turned back.

Riku spun around, shattering the spires and slammed his keyblade down, sending towers of energy at Lust 2. Lust only gapped before the towers cut through her, separating her body into sections.

Riku turned to see the cinnamon hair fly for his body. "Curaga!" Riku shouted as he ran to catch Sora's body.

Sora felt the hard body of his husband, as he land in warm arms. "Riku" Sora stated rather than say. "Come on." Riku said giving Sora a quick kiss before he sent him down. "I think We could use some extra help here." Riku said looking at Sora knowingly. "Right" Sora said spinning his keyblade around.

"NO" Rosso screamed as she fire around of her bullets. Riku moved between Sora and the bullets calling his shield. Rosso snarled in anger and moved at blinding speed knowing both Riku and Sora were not fast enough to track her.

"Aeroga!" Donald shouted summoning a small tornado around Riku and Sora. Rosso was able to jump back at the last minute, missing the skin tearing wind by mere inches. Donald and Goofy had finished with the Nobodies that Tira and Yazoo had summoned.

"DIE" Tira shouted as she was able to break through the ice with the help of one of her Dancers that she summoned again. Tira's ringblade zoomed for Donald ready to cut the duck in half only to be knocked back by Goofy's shield as he hurled it.

Yazoo sent a shower of bullets at Goofy as his shield whirled back. "REFLECT" Donald shouted as he jumped next to Goofy, sending the Bullets at Tira and Yazoo. "Thunder Donald Shouted as the bullets stopped and fried Tira and Yazoo. The melt still in their bodies acted as conductors to the lighting send and extra shockwave of pain through their bodies.

"AHHHHHH!" The pair shouted in agony, still in pain as their bodies tried to push the bullets out.

"Sora!" Riku shouted at Sora needing him to hurry up as he saw Lust latterly 'Pull' herself back together. "Stop, DON'T!!" The caterpillar shouted at Sora. Sora stopped before he could finish the summoning.

"What!?" Riku said as the Aero spell died. Rosso moved in a blank of an eye. Rosso stood next to Riku before she slashed at his side. Riku grunted in pain as he guarded against Rosso next assault. "GET AWAY!" Sora screamed has his Ultima down Rosso's back, cutting through her cloths and armor like paper.

Rosso merely jabbed her weapon backwards and stabbed the other blade into Sora's gut. Riku Impaled his keyblade deep into Rosso's side making the woman cringe in pain, before he kicked her in the head sending her to lust side Lust with his keyblade still deep in her side. Riku pulled out an Elixir and poured it on Sora as his keyblade returned to

"DIE ALREADY!" Lust shouted as she flicked her wrists and sent a set a wave of her nail spires at the weakened Sora and Riku. "Blizzaga!" Donald shouted as the spikes neared. The ice ball smashed against the spikes, shattering them. Donald and Goofy ran next to Sora and Riku. "Curaga" Donald said healing everyone in a burst of green lights.

"NO" Riku said as he felt the darkness. Everyone turned to look at the caterpillar sensing the darkness near him.

Knives formed around the caterpillar. The caterpillar puffed out a gray smoke from every inch of his body. As the daggers enclosed on the caterpillar the smoked passed through them, each desentigrated into sand.

The caterpillar sent out another wave of smoke this time a sky blue. The smoke felt light a warm breeze to Sora and the others but as it neared Rosso she shouted "Sorcerers" And summoned the Nobodies.

"Defend us!" Rosso shouted as the clear boxes formed and created a wall. Tira and Yazoo had pushed the bullets out and ran next to Rosso and Lust. Rosso sneered as the smoked in front of them ate through the Nobodies magic.

"MOVE IT!" Rosso shouted as she jumped to the side as did the rest. The smoke continued through eating the Sorcerers. "Attack the bug KILL HIM." Rosso Shouted as she sent a stream of bullets the bug, Yazoo did the same, Tira hurled a small set of daggers she had and Lust sent her spires.

The caterpillar was weak for the burst. "Reflect." Sora and Donald shouted landed next to the caterpillar. Riku and Goofy sent out a strike raid at the others knocking Tira and Yazoo out first.

'Damn it we need to retreat.' Rosso said as she and Lust were cut. "Run." Rosso Snarled at her group. Rosso summoned a line of Defenders. Each Nobody summoned a portal a dove through. In seconds the Defenders were beheaded by Riku and Goofy's keyblade and shield.

"THAT was not fun" Riku said as he clutched his sides from the bruising. "Know kill me" The caterpillar said looking at Sora and Riku. "Fine" Sora said raising his keyblade.

The Queen's Castle

All were fallen or dead. Only two stood on the balcony. "Read y to come quietly your highness." Kadaji said mockingly. "No" Alice said unshaken.

"Fine" Kadaji said as he ran at Alice with his Souba. Alice raised her hands and sent out a burst of light at Kadaji. The Light grazed Kadaji's side as he moved out of the way. "Damn, kitty has sharp claws" Kadaji said clutching his side.

Alice sent orbs containing what seemed to be butterflies made of light. The orbs hit Kadaji's body, imploding on impact. Alice looked at the pile of leather and flesh, giving out a sigh. "Well know that your down we will leave." A voice behind Alice said.

Alice turned only to see THE man she just killed and darkness.

AN

1 Smells like fruit warped in used gym socks.

2 I don't know how to describe Ansem's light shockwave tower thingy.